boss, i mean it

No matter what happens, and no matter what state of mind, the days are always turning forward day by day without stopping.

June passed in a blink of an eye.

Under the siege of the entire Feitian management system with Yu Cheng as the mouthpiece, Yan Shen unexpectedly dared not leave.He transferred to a subsidiary newly acquired by Twelve Angry Men, and was willing to downgrade and pay without giving up, and started doing odd jobs like department assistants.

In the days when he took over the women's clothing industry, Yu Cheng also had to admit that Shan Yongchang and Yan Shen were indeed very capable.In this "mid-year promotion", he took a look at Shan Yongchang's formation and Yan Shen's plan, but he didn't change much. The women's clothing industry still achieved its goal steadily in the midst of changing bosses and saying goodbye to colleagues.

This time, the turnover of Feitian's women's clothing industry also defeated Dapai.com for the first time, and won the first place in the Internet industry.

The whole department cheered, and the bosses came down from the fairy world to show their importance.In front of all the big names, Sa Yinghua praised Yucheng for "he has been appointed many times in the face of danger, and he has consolidated his country every time. He is a talent that can be met everywhere."

But of course, Yu Cheng accepted these auras that did not belong to him according to the rules, and did not take them to heart.

He has more mind-blowing work to do, more nerve-wracking life hurdles to deal with—because July is here.

July [-]th was Friday, and when he got home from get off work, Yu Cheng ate one box after another with ice cream in his arms. The air-conditioning hit twenty degrees, and he still felt all kinds of heat.Gu Tianjiao was also very excited and restless, unable to read books, so he went up to the top floor to spray flowers and grass.

Yu Cheng clung to him like a monkey.After hesitant to speak a few times, I couldn't hold back and asked: "I'll see our parents tomorrow... Will it be, what, ugly?"

Gu Tianjiao: "...it's hard to say."

Yu Cheng couldn't laugh or cry: "Does that have to be tomorrow? It's Xiaojing's happy day..."

Gu Tianjiao thought deeply: "Well... the bad news has to be told at one time, so within a year, there is no more suitable opportunity."

Yu Cheng: "..." He suddenly became alert, "Huh? One time? What's the 'bad news'?"

Gu Tianjiao: "It's not considered 'news,'" he looked back at Yu Cheng and reminded, "Take care of our own first!"

Yu Cheng was pulled back at once: "By the way, Da Xiang Xiaoshuang and the others will go tomorrow too, right? Why haven't I heard them mention it at all? They used to be drinking buddies!"

Gu Tianjiao: "No, Xiaojing said that we haven't seen each other for a long time. This kind of red bomb, try not to hurt innocent people."

Yu Chengtui came down, originally he thought that these buddies were all support groups!Gu Tianjiao secretly glanced at him, hesitated for a while and said, "If you're not ready..."

Yu Cheng cheered up quickly: "No! I've been preparing for a long time! It's just... how sure are you?"

Gu Tianjiao shook his head: "How about it, you don't want to go to pick up the bride tomorrow. Meet me at the scene on time, and then we will play by ear. If it doesn't work, you can withdraw, and I will find another way."

Yu Chengyi was embarrassed: "What if the boat sails? Am I angry and sinking the Qiantang River?"

Gu Tianjiao thought about it seriously: "Just run to the deck and stay away from my parents!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

According to Gu Tianjiao, Xiaojing's wedding was arranged in a special place - under the Qianjiang Fourth Bridge, on a cruise ship named "My Heart Is Eternal".

How tall, this is the legendary "cruise party"!In the past, it only appeared in the news about the tricks played by the rich in the Roshan wine pool.I heard that those cruise ships with lights and festoons will sail from the fourth bridge to the third bridge in the evening breeze, and then drive from the third bridge back to the fourth bridge. Looking at Hangzhou from a completely different angle, there is a kind of extravagant life full of dreams and dreams. sense of sight.

Yu Cheng thought about it, he was successfully brainwashed by fantasy, and forgot all the anxiety ahead.He led the dried plums up and down the stairs and ran foolishly, startled and said: "Oh, what to wear tomorrow~ what to wear tomorrow..."

Gu Tianjiao laughed at him: "It's not that you are getting married! It's 33 degrees tomorrow night, you can wear a vest and suspenders if you can, I'm envious of those who wear formal dresses!"

Yu Cheng: "But, that, it's Hai Tiansheng..."

Gu Tianjiao watered the flowers and plants without turning his head: "The whole wedding cost less than [-] yuan!"

Yu Cheng was stunned: "Huh?!"

Gu Tianjiao: "I would like to send a blessing to the two families for a meal - what they want is simple, you don't want to be too advanced, so as not to be disappointed!"

Yu Cheng stared at him suspiciously: "Ever since you said that Xiao Jing was going to get married, she has been secretive! The company and your parents' house ran between the company and your parents' house, and they didn't say anything - now even the cost price is quoted to me gone?"

Gu Tianjiao was embarrassed, raised his hand to cover his mouth with his exaggerated acting skills, and said in a girly way: "Well [-]

Yu Cheng: "Pfft... crazy! You don't even give invitations, you bully people, aren't you—hey, what's the name of the bride? Is she pretty?"

Gu Tianjiao thought for a while, then shook his head.

Yu Cheng: "...Are you his brother? Oh, not to you." He turned his head and ran downstairs, "That's fine! I don't worry about it, I will wear a pair of C pants to occupy the bow of the boat tomorrow! Yo~ pectoral muscles Caught in the waves, the legs flutter in the wind! Youjump, Ijump! Romantic Smecta!"

Gu Tianjiao: "..."

Having said that, on the evening of the next day, Yu Cheng still tried his best to dress up decently, and went out with big bags and small bags.

It is almost a straight line from Xianghu Gate to the first pier, and it takes half an hour to arrive.After Yu Cheng got off the car, he moved slowly along the green belt by the river.Looking at the row of small cruise ships moored by the pier, the busiest one was constantly being welcomed in by fairy-like bridesmaids, so he simply leaned against the guardrail and stopped.

Under the bright red sunset, Yu Cheng re-examined himself—gifts, gift money, sincere words, and the image of a promising young man, and he was well prepared.But coming out of the closet is like peeling a layer of skin alive once.Now he has endless motivation from Gu Tianjiao to "go through fire and water for the rest of his life", but he hopes that the moment of "peeling" will come slowly.

The sky is getting darker, the evening wind is getting stronger, and the lanterns along the river are beginning to come on.

Looking at the vast river surface outside the guardrail, Yu Cheng recalled four years ago, in a small corner of many real estate on the opposite bank, he was a poor and blank self who was confused and optimistic about the future—if he had given up at that time, or hadn’t heard What is Gu Tianjiao's "benchmark recording" like today?

At work, maybe he will still enter the twelve angry men, become a conspiracy theory patient after being injured and discouraged again and again, or insist on simply having low EQ, and take the detour of most "angry men" who have made low progress in seven or eight years;

Emotionally, perhaps after many cowardices and compromises of "understanding everyone", only those dreams about the real man in the middle of the night are left.

Fortunately, he didn't lose the chain at the critical moment—or, fortunately, he met Gu Tianjiao, who firmly accompanied him when he lost the chain, and helped him work together to re-solder his confidence.

Fate is something that is indefinite and unsolvable, and it is even better.

Just as I was expressing my thoughts, the phone rang.Gu Tianjiao's voice was as cheerful as ever: "Aaron, is the journey going well?"

Yu Cheng came back to his senses and took the phone away to look at the time, startled: "It's about time for the pony! Has it started yet?"

Gu Tianjiao: "Well, the warm-up video is playing."

Yu Cheng immediately kicked up his hooves and ran wildly: "Ajiao, you wait, 'Go to the World' is coming!"

The wedding was held on the third deck of the "My Heart Will Last".When Yu Cheng arrived in a hurry, the sand painting of the couple's love story had just finished broadcasting on the big screen, and the master of ceremonies sensationally introduced the ceremony into the link where the bride's father handed over his daughter and the couple exchanged rings.On the edge of the deck, people crowded together to watch the ceremony, applauding and applauding.Gu Tianjiao was standing next to the master of ceremonies, and the two old people sitting next to him with moving eyes must be his parents.

Yu Cheng was embarrassed to go there, and Gu Tianjiao saw him, so he couldn't come here now.The two gave each other a smile, stood in their respective positions, and cast their eyes on the stage together.

I haven't seen Xiaojing for a long time, and I feel that he has changed a lot compared to the first time I saw him.The evil and ruffian temperament has been reduced a lot, and there is a lot of powerful charm that I don't know who injected him into him. His smile is gentle and shining, a bit like Gu Tianjiao's... "piracy".

Yu Cheng was full of question marks, and turned his attention to the girl next to Xiaojing.

The girl has short hair and is taller than Xiaojing!The facial features are clear and beautiful, dignified and magnificent.During her father's speech, although she was moved, she didn't cry or laugh, her eyes were firm, and she was so cool...Huh?The bride looks familiar!

Yu Cheng was still skeptical at first, but the more he looked at it, the more he felt that he must have seen this girl before!

Who is it?

He searched everywhere, but couldn't find anything like a welcome sign, and he didn't dare to ask the people around him.In doubt, he suddenly heard the name of the old man who gave the speech of marrying a daughter on the stage. Yu Cheng was taken aback for a moment, then stared at the stage for a long time, and his comprehension was suddenly broken!

That beautiful bride with white gauze and heroic features is...Peng Yu?Isn't it Peng Yu? !Isn't it Peng Yu? ! ! !Peng Yu! ! !!! !! ! !

Or Peng Yu's twin sister?

its not right!The bride's father and the master of ceremonies all said "Peng Yu"! ! !

Yu Cheng's brain was about to explode from his inner voice.

Fortunately, it coincided with meal time, and the whole ceremony was not long.It didn't take long for Yu Cheng to look at the sweet newcomers on the stage in a disconnected state, and then he heard the master of ceremonies call everyone down to the restaurant on the second floor to prepare for dinner.So he foolishly followed the crowd and found a corner to stand against the window, facing out the window and pretending that he was a potted plant.

Although the cruise ship venue is small, the crowd density is relatively large.Everyone walked around talking and laughing, looking for table cards to sit down, Yu Cheng hid it quite easily.

Finally Gu Tianjiao appeared, stood aside and touched his hand, and said with a smile, "Stupid?"

Yu Cheng was so stupid, he turned his eyes and asked in a low voice: "Peng Yu... is it a girl?"

Gu Tianjiao couldn't help laughing, and said seriously: "It's a 'female body', he is gay."

Yu Cheng: "... Huh??"

Gu Tianjiao: "The first time you met him, didn't you also say he was gay?"

Yu Cheng was dumbfounded: "Huh???"

Gu Tianjiao signaled him to sneak onto the deck.During the meal and toast, it was hot and windy outside, and there was no one around.Gu Tianjiao just burst out laughing: "Aren't you a young man? You can't even turn around such a small corner!"

Yu Cheng: "Don't rush to attack me, speak clearly first!"

Gu Tianjiao pondered and said, "I've checked the information. Isn't the T in GLBT the group whose 'body' and 'heart' run counter to each other, and then modify the 'body' to achieve the unity of body and mind?"

Yu Cheng: "...Ah."

Gu Tianjiao: "Peng Yu is this kind, but he is more special. He (she) is a girl with a man's heart, and at the same time, that man's heart is still gay."

This time, Yu Cheng meant to understand, but his brain was completely powered off. He was dazed for a long time, and murmured, "No wonder you...then, him and Xiaojing?"

Gu Tianjiao said decisively: "True love. He is also the main attacker."

Yu Cheng: "..."

He took a deep breath, deeply understanding what it meant to be in a hurry.Gu Tianjiao was happy to see his dazed look, and said without hesitation: "He said that today is the day he officially bid farewell to his daughter status, so he is willing to wear women's clothes to commemorate it. They want a child, and they will have a baby with Xiaojing first after marriage." , to undergo sex reassignment surgery immediately after giving birth. Of course, it was secretly done abroad in order to preserve his marriage with Xiaojing." He paused, "Although it is inappropriate—well...to be precise, it is illegal— — but they don't harm others, so I'm on their side."

Yu Cheng: "Wow...then about this, parents..."

Gu Tianjiao: "I know. Everyone was confused at the beginning, I helped convince his parents; as for my parents, Xiaojing achieved her goal by being sarcastic and brushing Xiaoyu's personality charm. That's why I said' Bad news'... It's not easy for everyone. Now you know it too, don't be so dumbfounded later!"

Yu Cheng's brain hadn't returned to blood yet, and he said in a daze, "It's been a long time since I've seen you again... I even smashed the sky cap!"

Gu Tianjiao looked downstairs: "It's time to toast, let's go down!"

Back in the lobby on the second floor, the projection screen directly in front of the restaurant is playing a video made with the soundtrack of the couple's wedding photos in a loop. People are talking and laughing loudly in the background music, molesting the couple who are going to toast.Yu Chengtiao took a look at the environment - including the MC team, there were a total of eight tables - compared with the N number of weddings he had attended before, this one is really a mini wedding banquet.But the feeling of liveliness and intimacy was the best wedding Yu Cheng had ever attended.

Gu Tianjiao pointed to the table closest to the stage, right in the middle: "Parents sit there."

Yu Cheng took a deep breath, nodded and smiled: "I see. Go now?"

He glanced at Xiaojing Peng Yu who was socializing at the table, accidentally caught a glimpse of the boat leaving the shore in the night, and thought, this is all right, maybe I really have to jump into the river.

Unexpectedly, Gu Tianjiao didn't consider his water quality, and led him away, and said: "That's fine, die early and be reborn early."

Yu Cheng: "..."

The two seemed to be in front of the target person in the blink of an eye.Gu Tianjiao bent down between the two elders and said, "Dad, Mom, this is Yu Cheng."

Seeing Gu's father and Gu's mother turning their heads at the same time - Gu's father has gray hair, wears thick reading glasses, his eyes are very sharp, and looks like an intellectual; A layer of brilliance as a good wife and loving mother—at this moment, Yu Cheng was originally all kinds of apprehensions, but after seeing the faces of the two elders clearly, he suddenly felt that he was blessed by a warm courage.

Without hesitation, he called softly, "Dad, Mom."

Before he finished speaking, Yu Dacheng and Yu Xiaocheng who lived in his heart said at the same time: "Uh?!" Yu Cheng: "..."

The old couple stared at him blankly, Yu Cheng's whole body went numb, and Gu Tianjiao seemed to be petrified too.The people at the table stopped talking and ate food in silence, as if they were thinking about whether to run or persuade later.

After a brief silence, Papa Gu responded first, with a clear voice, and said with a smile: "Oh, another young man we don't understand!"

Yu Cheng and Gu Tianjiao: "..."

Papa Gu: "You can learn if you don't understand! We all speak Chinese, are you afraid that you won't be able to communicate? Come, sit down!"

As soon as he let go, Yu Cheng felt the high pressure around him instantly dissipate.Seeing that her wife had made the decision, Mama Gu's smile deepened, and she asked softly, "Which table are you sitting at, Xiao Cheng? Change it! Xiao Gu also change it! These two are Xiao Yu's parents, we Sit together as a family!"

So, Yu Chengcheng was flattered and sat down in a daze.After chatting with Gu's father, Gu's mother, and Le for a while, he realized that something was wrong—didn't Gu Tianjiao bring him out of the closet?

Is "meeting parents" really just "meeting parents"?Has he finished "coming out" long ago?

When he figured it out, he acted immediately, and he sent a carefully selected gift to Gu's father and mother, and the second elder happily accepted it without pushing it.The expected embarrassment became extremely smooth and enjoyable under Gu Tianjiao's preliminary preparations, and Gu's father even asked Yu Cheng: "Xiao Gu said you have been together for three years?"

Yu Cheng nodded timidly: "Counting the time I have been unrequitedly in love with him, there are four years."

Everyone at the table laughed, Papa Gu said thoughtfully, "It's not easy", and Mama Gu, no matter what Papa Gu said, she always smiled and echoed "Hey~", "It's good", "It's not easy".Yu Cheng was moved, but he didn't hold back and apologized: "It's just... Maybe it will cause some trouble for parents and you."

Papa Gu looked down at the plate in front of him: "Well! There is trouble! The old friends around asked questions, and most of them didn't understand." He paused, looked back at Yu Cheng, and then at Gu Tianjiao, "But what should I say? Well, how other people treat you depends on your own attitude. Your mother and I don’t think so, and other people will be changed. Some old things can’t be changed, and gossip won’t be said in front of us. It doesn’t matter! "

Mama Gu smiled: "Hey, it doesn't matter!"

Gu Tianjiao: "Thank you, Mom and Dad!" Yu Cheng hurriedly echoed his thanks.

While the younger generations were talking and laughing respectfully with the elders while their bodies were both tight and loose, Xiaojing and Peng Yu came back after toasting a round of wine.As soon as Xiaojing saw Yu Cheng, her eyes were bright and she smiled happily: "Hey, sister-in-law is here!"

Peng Yu nodded with a faint smile: "Yu Cheng, we are a family from today on."

Yu Cheng was so happy that he stood up and clinked glasses with the two of them, but he thought in his heart: Sure enough, the attack is clear!Oops~ Peng Yu's appearance in women's clothing really blinded me... With such a powerful "brother-in-law", don't mention how exciting it is in the days to come!

On the way home that day, Yu Chengshuo verified a conjecture in the co-pilot.He entered Peng Yu's name into the intranet, and sure enough, he was nowhere to be found.

He reorganized his thoughts in his mind and asked Gu Tianjiao: "Has Xiaojing succeeded in starting a business?"

Gu Tianjiao glanced at him with a smile: "You look pretty good. What's the matter?"

Yu Cheng: "Then Peng Yu is working in his company now?"

Gu Tianjiao: "One of the bosses."

Yu Cheng: "Huh! Sure enough! Let me ask you, is your relationship with them like this: Three years ago you gave Xiao Jing money to start a business, and he remembered your love. Peng Yu and him may be here I have known each other in the past three years, or I have known each other for a long time. No matter what, they are a couple, so Peng Yu will remember your affection. Last year, you were suspended by Lao Wu and had no trustworthy helper, so you called Peng temporarily Yu helped you. Then you gave them the house as a thank you. Now that your business is settled, Peng Yu will leave. Is that right?"

Gu Tianjiao laughed: "Almost! To correct two points, Peng Yu came here voluntarily after hearing about my troubles. It just so happens that we, the 'Avengers', have many acquaintances in the Ministry of Integrity, but we don't have any strong ones. Yinghua wiped his face and got him in; the house is a thank you, but not for this matter."

Yu Cheng: "That's..."

Gu Tianjiao looked at him: "Xiaojing started the business for Xiaoyu, and she also planned to fight in front of her parents for Xiaoyu—isn't it bad news to tell? My story is here. The house was transferred to his name, thanks to them, and also allowed them to use their real estate as a guarantee to the bank and borrow more loans to support their company."

Yu Cheng was stunned for a long time: "How does it feel, I missed so much during the three months without you... By the way, the personal information page on the intranet doesn't have the red and bold 'gender' column, it's too shameful!"

Gu Tianjiaole: "It's normal for you to be preconceived and not focus on this. Then you left for a few months, did I miss anything?"

Yu Cheng thought about it for a while: "Well... Daxiang sent it, Lao Gao transferred Jun Gu, and wholeheartedly helped him set up the shop—oh, you should know this; dried plums are...then you also know..." He couldn't laugh or cry, and searched carefully, "Wang Xi, do you remember?"

Gu Tianjiao: "That strong woman."

Yu Cheng: "Yes! When I went home for the Chinese New Year this time, I saw his guy named Xiaodong, who was very energetic. Xiaodong said that he was forced to break up with Wang Xi at the beginning. Hearing that Wang Xi committed suicide, he was heartbroken and regretted. I was about to die, the small universe exploded, and I had a quarrel with my family. After it was over, I went back and begged Wang Xi's family to forgive me...I said why Wang Xi didn't come to Hangzhou, I dare to say that the two of them reconciled!"

Gu Tianjiao smiled: "Well, it was a blessing in disguise."

Yu Cheng was happy, and said without a break: "There are also Xiaoshuang and Candy, didn't they break up last year? It didn't take long, I don't know why - I guess it was the first time that Xiaoshuang was separated from each other for so many years. Both the 'girlfriend' and the 'boyfriend' should officially 'close the door' to Candy——Candy suddenly figured it out, and took the initiative to find Xiaoshuang, saying that life without him was boring, and if he couldn't forget him, he would 'admit defeat'. Hmm... Xiaoshuang The couple are now in the rhythm of 'going to the world'!"

Gu Tianjiao nodded slowly: "It's all about my friends, what about you?"

Yu Cheng: "Me?" He giggled, "There is one thing, but it's the latest...Brother, do you still have contact with my dad?"

Gu Tianjiao paused for a moment: "Yes, it seems that after the Chinese New Year, he hasn't looked for me again. But the few times I've looked for him, he's very happy...it's weird...what's the matter?"

Yu Cheng smiled in a cold sweat: "Let's not talk about that—what's inside, I came out with my dad."

Gu Tianjiao glanced at him in surprise: "Why didn't you tell me? When?"

Yu Cheng bowed his head and rubbed his hands: "Last month's No. 15, Father's Day, he came to Lingyin to burn incense. He notified me a week in advance that he would come... Aren't you busy with socializing with big bosses at that time! It's okay you……"

In fact, as far as Yu Cheng's long-standing plan was to come out to his father, no matter whether Gu Tianjiao was busy or not, he never planned to tell him in advance.He has to rely heavily on his own gay friends and relatives association - because his father came quickly, and he has never been in contact with any organized gay relatives and friends association in Hangzhou.

Yu Cheng's dad's text message about dinner was sent by Gu Tianjiao on the night when he was appointed as the vice president of Treasure Hunting.

One sentence: "Are you free next Sunday? Come out and have a meal with me when you are free!"

Yu Cheng must be free, after all his mother knows everything.Yu Chengma and Yu Chengpa had been divorced for many years, and they met each other without paying attention.Yu Cheng thought, paper can't hold fire, not to mention the timing is not too bad.

From that day on, Yu Chengzhuo made all-out deployment during the rest time, took the revised and improved "script" to Xizi Fengyue many times, and led the "rehearsal" of the elephant family with great gratitude and devotion.

The day of the appointment will come as soon as it is said.Yu Cheng took a group of extras to the "Boiled Fragrant Fish" Sichuan restaurant in Wushan Square, and waved the extras upstairs to take their seats.He didn't go up until he received a text message from the elephant saying "I've already sat down and saw your father".

"Boiled Sweet Fish" is a restaurant with a good environment and space. The restaurant is large and the tables are far apart.The seat Yu Cheng booked was in a semi-box area, each table was surrounded by screens on three sides, and one side was connected to the hall, so that it was convenient for him to "privately" with his father - the quarrel would affect at most the four tables in the front, back, left, and right, and one of the tables was his own; If Dad uses force, if he and the innocent people around him want to run and retreat, the road will be wide and the bluestone road will not slip.

After going upstairs and bypassing the large screen between the semi-box area and the outfield, Yu Cheng met his father at a glance.

He hurriedly put on a smiling face and trotted, shouting from a distance: "Hey, Mr. Yu, rare customers! I'm afraid you won't find it..." Before he finished speaking, he bumped to the side of the box and found a circle in the middle of the table. There is a hole in the hole, and an induction cooker is placed at the hole.Yu Cheng's body was covered in cold sweat, and he continued, "How could you not only find it, but also change the food! In such a hot day, Mr. Yu is not afraid of getting angry?"

Father Yu Cheng was eating cold appetizers, and the chopsticks kept glancing at him: "What a treasure! This restaurant is most famous for its spicy fish hot pot, what did you order? They all changed!"

While talking, the waiter brought over a red soup pot, put it steaming on the induction cooker, and squatted down to turn up the heat: "The soup is boiled, the two of you should eat the fish first, and then put on the vegetables when it is almost done."

Father Yu Cheng: "I know, I know! Hey, here are two bottles of beer! There are still two cups!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Ever since he was officially thinking about how to come out, he has been thinking about every detail of meeting his dad.It's really unplanned. When this day came, he made his grand debut with what he called a "textbook-like coming out plan" in his heart, but his father easily transferred the control of the home court to himself.

Looking at the hot pot soup that was boiling in an instant, Yu Cheng thought to himself, Nima, if his father wants to use force again, there will be an accident in eight out of ten!

Yu Cheng's father took the soup with a spoon and put it in a bowl to taste the saltiness, and he didn't forget to complain: "You said you came to book a restaurant, I thought it was a high-end place! It turned out to be here! It's not a private room! What do you eat in the public!"

There was a sound of "poof" from the next table, the sound sounded like an elephant, and Yu Cheng was embarrassed.

Fortunately, it was still early at this point, and all the people who came were taken to the window seats in the hall.Otherwise, maybe he was fucked by "the public" before he started having sex with his father.

Yu Chengpa couldn't stop saying, "Hey waiter, it's too cold! Bring some salt, some vinegar, some soy sauce, some Chinese prickly ash, and more chili! No MSG! Don't! Run! Run fast and don't be lazy!"

The waiter probably felt that the guest was crazy and cute. Instead of getting angry, he followed his instructions and ran to the kitchen laughing.

Yu Cheng: "...Mr. Yu, keep a low profile! Be careful not to piss him off and spit in you!"

Yu Cheng's father glared at him: "Zuza! Do you want me to say hello? What's in your hand?"

Yu Cheng paused, then looked at the rolling red soup, and handed out a milky white cloth envelope: "It's for the Jade Emperor, he just finished his college entrance examination."

Yu Cheng's father took it: "Yeah? A red envelope?" He squeezed it, "That's not right! What is it?"

Yu Cheng smiled in cold sweat: "A greeting card with some good words written; there is also a... condom..."

Father Yu Cheng: "...Lao Tzu!"

He swung the envelope as if to slap it, Yu Cheng quickly hugged his head: "He's an adult! He's going to college again, I'm not encouraging him to use it! To encourage him to use it, just give him a box... Oh, it's a symbol anyway!" Yu Cheng Dad Cheng put his hands down, and he continued, "Remind him to try to find the right person... If he has to do something, take safety measures and don't make trouble!"

Yu Cheng's father was angry: "...It's your turn to remind! Talk about him! The 'right one'...he is still young! Is it your business?"

Yu Cheng: "I'm sorry you don't know how to teach him! In case he is stupid... Okay, that's what it means!"

Yu Cheng's father put the envelope on the small sofa in his hand: "Don't evade my question! Your mother and I—by the way, your mother has been to Hangzhou recently?"

Yu Cheng was taken aback: "Huh? Nope!"

Yu Cheng's father: "Then I asked her if she wanted to come over together, she hesitated for a long time, then suddenly got angry, and somehow made fun of me!" His eyes were ignorant and sharp, "Hey, you have strange eyebrows and strange eyes... don't you Are you kidding?"

Yu Cheng lowered his eyebrows and pleasingly stirred the hot pot: "...Nope!"

Yu Cheng's father pointed with his chopsticks: "Then I guess, it must be your personal problem!" He tilted his head, his eyes aimed precisely at the thing Yu Cheng secretly pressed down behind his back, "What are you hiding? Take it out!"

Yu Cheng broke into a cold sweat, picked up his chopsticks and threw vegetables into the pot randomly: "Oh, wait for Ha'er! Eat something first, I'm so hungry!"

Probably his rare weak aura attracted his father's hunting/gun instead.Yu Cheng's father focused his eyes and stared at him: "Will you take it or not!"

Yu Cheng paused slightly, and looked at the soup base in front of him again.I thought to myself, how many degrees can the dish just thrown in be lowered?

In fact, Yu Cheng's little idea is very simple, showdown!With a brother like Elephant paving the way for him, and a pair of virtuous parents like Elephant as a successful case, his situation is better than most young gays.

What he prepared was also very refreshing, a binder with five sheets of paper in it.

The first three are "Childhood Review", "Career" and "Current Achievements".I generally want to say that he has been a good boy since he was a child, he will not let his parents worry about him, he will not create obstacles for the society, and he will be self-reliant and self-reliant.After less than five years of joining the society, he got a manager position in a big company like Twelve Angry Men, and his future is full of hope.

The subtext is very clear, he wants to say that he is upright in his three views, not bad in ability, and at the same time sane.

The fourth page is "Zhuan", with four big characters "gay group", and three small entries below: "gay celebrity", "same-sex marriage in developed countries" and "same-wife tragedy".

This page is mainly based on talking, he wants to understand the reason and explain two things to his father: first, homosexuality is a normal human attribute; second, the consequences of not facing this attribute.

The last piece of paper is a summary, one sentence: "I am a good person, I am excellent, and I am gay."

As for the emotional words like "I love you very much, I also love my mother, and I still love my brother", he thought about it for a long time, and felt that it would be more sincere to say it in person, so he didn't write it.

Originally, Yu Cheng's abacus was rattling, he wanted to wait until his father had almost eaten, his brain would become dull when he was full, his mind would be calm and his actions would be slow.At this time, he took out the things he had prepared and had a good talk with his father.

If the negotiation fails, Yu Cheng’s father will become angry—in public, he will not kill Yu Cheng; on the other hand, if his father still has a semblance of rationality, Da Xiang’s family will take the opportunity to speak up Set a benchmark and set an example, and then he will show his determination, filial piety and sincerity-if his father is still unwilling to get the idea, he will not be able to think of a more comprehensive solution.

In short, let's delay the progress now, whether it is cooking or hot pot, the most important thing is to feed the tiger.

However, at the thousandth of a second when his thoughts went astray, an arc of light flashed in the corner of his eyes.Yu Cheng took a closer look, his father actually sat beside him, took his black folder away from behind him, and quickly withdrew to the opposite side.

Yu Cheng: "I...you are indeed younger than me!"

Yu Cheng's father proudly opened the folder: "That's right! My footprints are all on the ceiling in the house..."

Before he finished speaking, Yu Cheng's father was taken aback, and Yu Cheng quickly followed to lock the contents on the binder, and was immediately frightened - he didn't expect his father to "snatch" it. Not to mention that his dad would turn to the last page! !

Heaven can learn from it!His first three pages are all mats!The fourth page is cushions and hooks, plus his touching rhetoric, everyone complements each other inside and outside the paper, and the fifth page can be opened! ! !

On the verge of crying, Yu Cheng saw his father's face turn white and blue, "Cang!", and shot rockets from his eyes, "Boom!" Blowing over, blasting Yu Cheng into pieces, he was cold.

Father Yu Cheng: "What do you mean?"

He stared at Yu Cheng, and turned the five pages from the back to the front: "Go to the fucking group! A small group of abnormal people! Is this written? You are amazing, you want to be abnormal!"

As he said that, he rolled up the folder and pulled it out with his hands.Yu Cheng was anxious and frightened, and while hiding, he said: "Who told you to turn the book upside down and read it?"

Yu Cheng really didn't expect the plot to take such a sudden turn so quickly!Speaking of which, he and his dad had just met, and the waiter who was asked to get the seasoning hadn't come back yet, so his dad was officially on the scene!

Perhaps the stimulation was too sudden, Yu Cheng's father was speechless, so he stood up and took the scroll.

Yu Chengshuo dodged back and forth: "Calm down! You have seen the world! I told you because I care about you! Otherwise, I have nothing to lose by keeping it from you for the rest of my life!"

I don't know if Yu Cheng's father listened, but anyway, his movements didn't slow down at all.And because of the table in the middle, Yu Cheng was skillful in hiding, Yu Cheng's father missed again and again, the more he lost, the more angry he was, he threw the scroll to the side in anger, and put his hands on the edge of the table on his side——

Yu Chengxin said, lie down!Sure enough, the table is going to be turned over!