boss, i mean it

Gu Tianjiao: "If you can't bear to let it go, then go and get it back! I see... there is a flight tonight, but it's too late, why don't you go early tomorrow morning?"

Yu Cheng was speechless: "Brother, are you going crazy again?"

Gu Tianjiao stared at the screen: "Give me your ID number!"

Yu Cheng: "...Tingting is coming next Saturday, and I have to wash her clothes and quilts and dry them in the sun. Is it too late?"

Gu Tianjiao: "Her mother said that she is going to go to elementary school, and she will take her abroad to play, and she won't come next week. Besides, isn't our second anniversary coming soon, why don't we celebrate?"

Yu Cheng: "Wow, abroad... I'm so envious! I really want to go too!"

Gu Tianjiao: "...ID card!"

Yu Cheng couldn't laugh or cry: "Brother, you don't want to work anymore? Isn't your boss difficult?"

Gu Tianjiao smiled: "It's not bad for a few days. You have something to do at home, just take me to see the place where you lived when you were young!"

Yu Cheng tried his best to calm down: "Okay then! Sister Ajiao, wash your eyes, and let's go to appreciate the style of my big Guizhou!"

At noon the next day, Yu Cheng and Gu Tianjiao landed at Guiyang Longdongbao Airport with a bag on their shoulders.

It is said to be "going home", but in fact it is a metaphor for the current situation, and there is really no home.He didn't think it was too important to go home, so he and Gu Tianjiao each took five days off, and he arranged the itinerary for the first four days, and put them in various scenic spots in Guizhou.

The two traveled around the mountains during the day and stayed in the hotel at night, lying on the bed with Gu Tianjiao and looking at the photos taken on the phone.Later, do some fun exercise together.

On the morning of the fifth day, the two finally reached the center of the city where his home is located.Cities all over China, no matter how big or small, all look similar, and there is nothing to see.Yu Cheng made a phone call to his younger brother, and arranged secretly for a while.At noon, the Jade Emperor was the inner ghost, and while the third aunt was out playing mahjong, he and Gu Tianjiao sneaked into his residence where he had lived for many years and "stolen" things as planned.

After entering the door, the two greeted the Jade Emperor who guarded the house, and Yu Cheng bought time to take Gu Tianjiao to kill the second floor directly.

Gu Tianjiao looked around along the road, and naturally opened the door for Yu Cheng.He reached out and pressed the doorknob lightly, then turned around and said, "It's locked."

Yu Cheng smiled at him, and shook it vigorously in his place.The door lock flicked open, and a smell of dust and dust hit the face.

Gu Tianjiao: "Hey, your door is opened like this!"

Yu Cheng: "It's just like my room! I changed several houses in the past, and the third aunt could always break the door lock of my room within a week after moving." He laughed twice, "Our teacher said that the lock is What locks a gentleman cannot lock a robber!"

Yu Cheng's room was not big, and it was full of all kinds of sundries that his family didn't want, such as electrical appliances, tables and chairs, old clothes, etc.The bookshelves, desk, and floor were all covered with a thick layer of dust.Probably in the past two years, because the windows were not closed in time, the wind and rain drifted in, condensing the ash into mud, layer upon layer; the pillows and bedding on the bed gave off a musty smell, and creatures grew on the legs of the bed.

Yu Cheng took out several large plastic bags that he had prepared, went straight to the bookshelf, and picked and picked among the piles of paper books on the shelf.Picked out the essence and handed it to Gu Tianjiao, Gu Tianjiao helped him stack it up and put it in the bag.

The two were silent for a while, before Gu Tianjiao asked: "She came into your room...what does she want?"

Yu Cheng's subordinates kept saying, "Looking for evidence! When I was at home, she floated lightly at my door, and suddenly opened the door and barged in. The intention was probably similar to 'catching rape'! She can catch anything, even nothing. Catch! Everyone was sleeping in the middle of the night, and she came in and looked through my bag without moving her feet. She told my dad not to make me a prodigal, and agreed with my dad not to give me money. So, if she can If you find money in your wallet, you will say that I stole it, if you find anything in my diary, see if there is anything worth suing, if you find a love letter from someone else, then it goes without saying, it is all inspired by her!  … A few times I woke up in the middle of the night, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a long-haired female ghost rustling around, and I was so frightened that I went crazy!"

Gu Tianjiao frowned slightly, Yu Cheng choked on the ashes he had turned up for a long time, and slapped them clean with his hands: "Damn...she should come after I'm gone! It's good to suck some ashes!"

Gu Tianjiao: "Then you came back to celebrate the New Year before, and this house was not cleaned like this?"

Yu Cheng sneered: "The devil is here to sweep! The university is on vacation, and I shoveled the mud three days before I came back; after work, I don't have any free time, so I brought a four-piece bed set from Hangzhou, and put the damp quilt and mattress into bricks. Pack a bag and deal with it for a few days!"

Gu Tianjiao frowned again.

Yu Cheng quickly packed the treasure he was going to take away, and was about to go out, but Gu Tianjiao stopped him.

Gu Tianjiao: "This place, you won't come back again, right?"

Yu Cheng hummed in confusion.

Gu Tianjiao: "Then, do you have a memory about 'the third aunt is a person'?" Yu Cheng was taken aback, Gu Tianjiao smiled, "Anyway, you won't have a chance to 'retaliate' in the future, think of a case, and The memory that the third aunt participated in will be closed."

Yu Cheng thought for a long time: "There really is one. On the first day Jade Emperor went to kindergarten at the age of five, I came home from school for lunch at noon. She didn't do anything that day, she didn't talk, she just sat on the sofa and took a sweater needle on the coffee table. Draw circles. Keep drawing until I cooked the noodles and ate and went to school. She didn't raise her head or move her nest...I think she had a soft heart after that incident."

Gu Tianjiao smiled: "Well, is the knot finished?"

Yu Chengxiao pulled him downstairs.

The Jade Emperor sat obediently on the sofa in the living room. When he saw them coming down, he stood up and said in a male duck voice, "Brother, are you leaving?"

Yu Cheng stretched out his claws to pinch his face, and laughed: "You... are taller than me, why do you still have a baby face?"

The Jade Emperor pushed his hand away, smiled and pretended to be mature: "Do you want to drink something, I'll give you and..." He glanced at Gu Tianjiao, "Big brother?"

Yu Cheng thought for a while, pulled him to sit down, and asked Gu Tianjiao to sit down too.The two talked about the Jade Emperor's life and asked for warmth.Yu Cheng looked at the child in front of him, sighed secretly, took out 1000 yuan and handed it to him.Gu Tianjiao took out one thousand in the same way, the Jade Emperor was startled and pushed both sides.Yu Cheng stuffed everything into his arms: "Hide it yourself, don't let the noble lady know! Also, don't keep playing games and clubbing, learn something, and grow your brain!"

The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "Okay. Brother, take care outside!"

He hugged Yu Cheng and Gu Tianjiao respectively, and sent them out of the house.

Back at the hotel, Yu Cheng flushed the bathroom to wash off the ashes all over his body.When he went out, Gu Tianjiao was wiping the things he brought with paper, and said while looking at it: "You and your brother have a good relationship!"

Yu Cheng rubbed his hair: "His mother is not very good, but he and I are brothers! I like to hug him since I was young..." He laughed while talking, "When he was just able to walk when he was one year old, he Mom provoked me because of something, and my dad got angry, chasing me and beating him. He, wearing a crotch pants, ran along while crying. When it was over, he came up with a trick, took a cup to the water dispenser to get a cup of hot water, When my dad and I were standing and arguing, I sneaked around behind my dad, tiptoed, and poured hot water from my dad's trouser pocket, which scalded my dad dumbfounded!"

The two laughed, and Yu Cheng said: "Just for this matter, I will remember him well for the rest of my life!"

Gu Tianjiao handed him the hair dryer, Yu Cheng went back to the bathroom, and listened to Gu Tianjiao having fun outside.He poked his head out and saw that Gu Tianjiao had spread out several of his diaries on the bed, flipping through them one by one.He thought, it should all be trivial matters, and he didn't pay attention.After drying his hair and going out, he saw Gu Tianjiao tore a page of paper and stuffed it in his bag.

Yu Cheng was strange, but not sure: "Hey, you! Did you just steal my calligraphy?"

Gu Tianjiao didn't answer, picked up a diary, and opened the title page to him: "'It's immoral to peek at other people's diaries!' Is this written for your third aunt?"

Yu Cheng's attention was successfully diverted, and he smiled: "Where are there other people!"

Gu Tianjiao turned another page to him, then fell down laughing.Yu Cheng leaned over and looked at the date, it was the third year of junior high school.The part Gu Tianjiao was referring to was: "My mother said that she would take me to Beihai during the summer vacation, but she asked my father to pay 2000 yuan. I was ranked second in the high school entrance examination this year. I thought he would support me, so I called him. Unexpectedly He scolded me all over the face, saying that if you want money, you can cut off the relationship first!... How can there be such a person?! A dead upstart! Selfish! A dead chicken! A chicken shell! Monkey bumps!..."

Yu Cheng also fell down laughing, Gu Tianjiao laughed and twitched: "I'm so good at scolding! What are 'chicken shell' and 'monkey lump'?"

Yu Cheng: "I don't know, I'm angry, I can scold me whatever I think of. Since I was a child, he never took me out once. Before I was in Jade Emperor Elementary School, I traveled most of China. If there is a comparison, there will be anger..."

Gu Tianjiao: "No wonder the third aunt likes to look through your diary so much, all the things that explode are aniseed, okay?"

Yu Cheng pushed him: "Brother, hurry up and wash up! After washing up, let's have lunch and take a stroll, it's time to go back tomorrow!"

Gu Tianjiao went into the bathroom with Yishun, and Yu Cheng got more thoughtful and took his bag and looked through it.I didn't find the paper hidden by Gu Tianjiao, so it should be nothing if I think about it.

The two packed up and went out, Gu Tianjiao asked to visit Yu Cheng's elementary school, junior high school, and high school for a round.The buildings of primary and junior high schools have changed drastically. Yu Cheng couldn't find the memory, but Gu Tianjiao saw it with gusto.As if he could really travel through time and space, and saw that Yu Xiaocheng who appeared in the corner of the campus with his schoolbag on his back.

His eyes were full of smiles, and Yu Cheng peeped at the light spots in his eyes, like a large red rose blooming in the morning light in his heart.

After walking around, Yu Cheng took Gu Tianjiao to the alley for dinner.Halfway through eating, I received a call from his dad again.

Yu Cheng: "Hey, what orders does Mr. Yu have?"

Yu Cheng's father: "What (why) is there a lot of noise (noisy) around you? Are you not in the company?"

Yu Cheng: "There is something going on outside."

Yu Cheng's father: "Oh. I'm going to trouble you to do something. It's Saturday tomorrow. It's best to go there this weekend!"

Just as Yu Cheng was about to answer, someone at the next table shouted: "Boss, you don't have sea peppers (hot peppers) in your jars!"

The boss shouted back: "Wait (wait) ha, I will add it to you immediately!"

Father Yu Cheng: "..."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Gu Tianjiao looked over from the opposite side, and instantly understood: The NPC is out of order!

Father Yu Cheng: "Where are you?"

Yu Cheng's head was full of cold sweat and he laughed: "Guess..."

Yu Cheng's father roared: "Hurry up and say it!!!"

Yu Cheng: "Guizhou, Guizhou! It is within a radius of ten kilometers from your company and within five kilometers from your branch in the urban area. I have been to Lingyin! Okay, goodbye!"

He took the phone half a meter away from his ear, and the whole shop could still clearly hear his father's lion's roar: "You dare to hang up for me!!!"

Yu Cheng had no choice but to smile and tell him that for some reason, I miss Yun from my hometown.Yu Cheng's father: "Ge Laozi, don't say anything when you come back! Where do you live?"

Yu Cheng: "My home is gone, of course I'm staying in a hotel!"

Yu Cheng's father laughed angrily: "Let's have dinner together tonight!"

Yu Cheng: "Okay, but I brought friends."

Yu Cheng's father was silent for a moment: "Boyfriend girlfriend?"

Yu Cheng: "Hey..." He thought for a while, but didn't dare to deliberately misinterpret his father's meaning, and replied solemnly, "Man, I'm a colleague."

Yu Cheng's father: "Oh, bring it with you! Call your mother out too!"

Yu Cheng: "Which mother?"

Yu Cheng's father: "...I am! I am too lazy to tell you Guier!!!" Hang up.

Yu Cheng was worried about meeting at night, Gu Tianjiao looked at him and said, "Your father's company, why don't we take a look?"

Yu Cheng: "Huh?! No, no, no, I never go!"

Gu Tianjiao: "Just take a sneak peek, let me admire the demeanor of an industrialist and wash my eyes."

Yu Cheng had no choice but to take Gu Tianjiao to the furniture store on the first floor of the Civic Leisure Plaza, pulled up the collar of his T-shirt to cover half of his face, and the two of them walked around his father's area at the speed of light like thieves.

Gu Tianjiao commented: "It takes up a lot of space, and the style is quite simple and elegant, um... the staff are also very pleasing to the eye!"

Yu Cheng: "Is it not pleasing to the eye? I, Mr. Yu, picked it according to the harem!"

Gu Tianjiao laughed: "What about the company? Take me to see it too?"

Yu Cheng dragged him away: "Don't be crazy bro, that's the forbidden area of ​​the palace..." Before he finished speaking, he saw a familiar figure in a famous brand standing in front of him, so scared that Yu Cheng almost fell down.

Yu Cheng's father stared at him with a knife in his eyes: "Old womb, you...!"

He shut his mouth abruptly, Gu Tianjiao was highly sensitive, he could see the identity of the person in front of him at a glance, and smiled charmingly: "Mr. Yu!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Yu Cheng's father changed his face in an instant, and changed into Mandarin in an instant: "Hello, hello! Are you Yu Cheng's colleague?"

Yu Cheng's dog-legged Hara: "My boss, Gu Tianjiao, the proud son of heaven; my father is also the father of the Jade Emperor—I am the Heavenly King."

Father Yu Cheng and Gu Tianjiao: "..."

The two big shots were only delayed by such a nonsensical introduction for 0.1 second, and then they shook hands cordially.

Yu Cheng's father: "Oh! Boss Gu, you are taking care of Yu Cheng! Thank you, thank you!"

Gu Tianjiao: "Where is it, Mr. Yu, Xiao Cheng is very good, you have trained him well! I have admired your name for a long time. Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times!"

Yu Cheng's father: "No, no, no! It's still hello! It's all your leadership training..."

Gu Tianjiao: "It is definitely inherited from your excellent genes..."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Yu Cheng's father's clerks stood by and smiled, and the sensible ones immediately handed over three bottles of water. Other passers-by who wandered around B1 glanced at them with puzzled eyes, "Do these two people have status or are they sick?"

Yu Cheng swept around, feeling uncomfortable, and interrupted: "Okay, everyone is our own, don't be like this..." He swallowed the word "false" and said, "...so polite!"

Those two people ignored him, each flattered and bombarded each other with a hydrogen bomb, and Yu Cheng's father actually dragged Gu Tianjiao upstairs and sincerely invited Gu Tianjiao to visit his company.

Yu Cheng really couldn't hold back, and when he came to his senses, the two were flirting with each other in his father's car.Gu Tianjiao said: "Your five-door 4.8 displacement is the best match!" Yu Chengpa said: "In business, you are always swollen to make yourself fat!"

Yu Cheng's head was about to explode, and he said with a smile: "You two, to be honest, I hate rich people, can you keep a low profile?"

Not long after, the three of them joined Yu Chengba's company, and a new round of flattery began.

Yu Cheng: "..."

He voluntarily used his experience in reception, and after visiting the town, he slid forward at every door and opened the door for those two.

Dare I prepare for my first job in a big company for today in three years?

Fuck me, life!

He kept murmuring in his heart, and when he came back to his senses, the three of them sat in the reception area of ​​his father's office, and a pretty little girl reservedly served them tea.Topic...huh?Gu Tianjiao is spraying the Internet?I……

Yu Cheng’s father’s eyes were full of starlight: “It’s really that good?! I’ve heard people say that Yang Yu is great, but we don’t understand the Internet. Our traditional enterprise has a lot of things, and we can’t do Internet business. I’m fighting landlords online. gone."

Gu Tianjiao: "Fighting the Landlord is great! I also have an account, Mr. Yu, let's add one!"

Yu Cheng's father: "Okay, okay!"

Those two "heavenly XX sons" used their mobile phones to add friends to each other.

Yu Cheng: "..." He sighed secretly, enough is enough!After sighing, he took out his mobile phone, "Hey, Mr. Yu, if you have a number, don't say anything, and we will add one too!"

After the addition, Yu Cheng's father couldn't take back his curiosity about Yang Yu and the Internet business world, so La Gu Tianjiao continued to chat, and the three of them went crazy until after five o'clock.The beautiful girl appeared reserved, said that she had ordered a good meal at the restaurant, and asked if she wanted to go there now.

The three went crazy to the dinner table again.

Fortunately, Yu Cheng's father had something to do at night, so he reluctantly left after eating.When Yu Chengla Gu Tianjiao returned to the hotel, he felt relieved.Gu Tianjiao laughed: "Hey, I'm sweating all over!"

Yu Cheng: "Hey, don't you guys hate seeing each other late?"

Gu Tianjiao: "Seeing my father-in-law, how can I not wish to be late? But your father is really good at business!"

Yu Cheng's cell phone rang, he picked it up, and Yu Cheng's father said over there: "Boss Gu, you really have a brain!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Yu Cheng's father: "Tomorrow we will have dinner together, I will bring my younger brother up, do you want to call your mother to join us?...Don't ask which mother!!!"

Yu Cheng fainted, as if Chinese people, no matter how far or near they are, cannot do without eating.If you want to call his mother, Yu Chengma sees Gu Tianjiao, will this matter be easy to handle?He said: "Don't call. Men talk about things, why do women intervene!"

Father Yu Cheng: "..." I didn't even bother to scold, so I just hung up.

An unexpected "meeting with parents" confused Yu Cheng.Before he recovered, his dad called again.

Yu Cheng continued: "How old are you?" He implied, "Why is it always you".

Father Yu Cheng: "...Aim 50."

Yu Cheng was taken aback: "Yo, do you understand?"

Yu Cheng's father laughed: "Where's Gu Tianjiao?"

Yu Cheng: "...in his room, he seems to have fallen asleep. What's the matter?"

Father Yu Cheng: "Tell me about your flying! I want to ask him again."

Yu Cheng: "You are possessed..."

After he had fooled Yu Cheng's father with a few sentences, Gu Tianjiao stuck to the side and listened. After thinking for a while, he said with a smile: "Your father is so interested, why don't we help him come up with a plan?"

Yu Cheng: "Huh?"

Gu Tianjiao did what he said, took the hotel's pen and paper and lay down on the bed: "Your father's company has also registered a brand. Let's start with his brand positioning..."

Yu Cheng was speechless, seeing that Gu Tianjiao was very interested, he raised his spirits.The two of them wrote and drew in the middle of the night to come up with a "Yu's Wood Industry E-commerce Channel Promotion Plan".The next day, the two showed up at his dad's company at nine o'clock. Ten minutes later, Yu Cheng's father came in with domineering steps. When he saw them, he thought he was wrong.

Gu Tianjiao greeted him with a smile: "Mr. Yu! Xiaocheng and I have made a plan for your company. If you have time, why don't we take a look together?"

Yu Cheng's father froze for a second, then smiled with teeth all over his face: "Oh, it's so formal! Let's go! Let's go into the office and talk!"

The three of them locked themselves in Yu Chengba's conference room, and even used a projector to study with great interest until noon.

Yu Cheng: "Is it okay? Those people under your command are also e-commerce! Can you type? Even if you can chat, you know what 'customer service' is, and how to take photos of your precious sofas, coffee tables, and beds! "

Yu Chengpa glanced at him in disgust and snorted.

Yu Cheng: "Okay, okay, our afternoon flight. Let's go!"

Father Yu Cheng: "Aren't you going to see your grandma, your mother, and the Jade Emperor?"

Yu Cheng: "It's up to me to see, so who told us to spend time on your plan? Anyway, it's almost Chinese New Year, let's talk about it!"

Father Yu Cheng personally drove them to the airport, and four hours later, the two returned to Gu Tianjiao's home in Hangzhou.

Unloading the bag, Yu Cheng thought about it carefully. After washing the clothes, we will have a meal to pick up dried plums and vegetables, and then look at the elephants.Long time no see, I miss these surrounding animals!We will have a day off tomorrow, and we will return to the battlefield the day after tomorrow, we...

Gu Tianjiao unpacked his luggage silently, and suddenly asked: "Aaron, you and I have been in contact with each other on and off for almost three years. What are my shortcomings?"

Yu Cheng: "Huh?"

Gu Tianjiao looked at him: "You have to 'endure' with patience, my habits, words, anything, tell me!"