boss, i mean it

Before New Year's Eve, Gu Tianjiao, who agreed to "get together for a while", disappeared again.

I only sent a text message on New Year's Eve, saying "Bon voyage".Yu Cheng had fun holding these four words all day, and he dragged his luggage home by himself for the New Year.

The itinerary for the first two days was the same, and when he arrived at his mother's house on the third day, Yu Chengma invited him to go shopping with his younger brother.Yu Chengdi yelled "Brother" and said it was a "high school reunion". Regardless of Yu Chengma's coercion and temptation, he ran away abruptly.Yu Cheng had no choice but to accompany his mother to visit the International Trade Center for half a day, but when it came time to say goodbye, he was held back by Yu Cheng's mother.

Yu Chengma: "Accompany me to Uncle Wang's house for New Year's dinner!"

Yu Cheng: "Which Uncle Wang? You don't even know him."

Yu Chengma: "It's the director Wang of the state-owned factory! You went to college, and they even gave you 500 yuan for favors!"

Yu Cheng: "Oh——Did you say that his son is 'so masculine'..."

Yu Chengma pinched him, and raised a finger mysteriously: "Let me tell you, Uncle Wang is a good man, but their son, you just say hello, don't say too much! Do you hear me?" , don't let him spoil you!"

Yu Chengyi was embarrassed: "... Apart from being gay, what else is 'bad' about him?"

Yu Chengma's eyes widened: "Isn't homosexuality bad?! There are three ways to be unfilial! Having no descendants is the greatest! Wang Xi cut off their family's descendants..."

Yu Cheng rolled his eyes.

Yu Chengma threw him a hand: "Did you roll your eyes (what) when your lord said that?! What do you mean?!"

Yu Cheng giggled: "The population of the earth has exploded, and there is still a 'post'! People now don't want children in monogamous families. 'No offspring' is so environmentally friendly!"

Yu Chengma: "I'm telling you the truth, those who don't get married and don't have children have brain problems and are squeezed by the bus door!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

When we arrived at Wang Xi's house, the living room and study room were full of people.Like a repeater, Yu Cheng, under the leadership of his mother, visited the elders one by one.Everyone ate melon seeds and smoked, talking about what they had and what they didn’t. Soon, two tables of mahjong were playing simultaneously in the living room and the study room. Wang Xima and two sisters-in-law went into the kitchen and created a symphony of range hood, pressure cooker and faucet washing vegetables together. .

Not seeing Wang Xi, the guests were making noise in the host's house, shouting at everything, but they kept silent about the host's only son.

Yu Chengqian sat for a while, then moved to Wang Xi's father in boredom: "Uncle, where is Xiaoxi?"

Saying a word is like hitting the pause button of a Chinese New Year blockbuster.The people at the card table were silent for a second at the same time. Yu Chengma raised her smiling eyes and shot an ice sword at him.

Yu Cheng pretended to be stupid and ignored his mother, but saw a dark cloud appear instantly on Wang Xi's father's haggard face.Wang Xi's father didn't raise his eyes, Hong Zhong shouted while touching the cards: "Wang Xi!!!"

Yu Cheng hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, thank you uncle, I'll go play with him!"

Wang Xi's father sneered: "Go! Don't let him wrap you up!"

Yu Chengqian smiled: "Uncle Wang is really humorous..."

He fixed his eyes on the only room with a closed door, stepped forward and knocked lightly: "Xiaoxi."

The door opened a crack, and Yu Cheng saw a boy who was about his age with wary eyes.

Yu Cheng nodded his head and smiled: "Hi Xiaoxi, my name is Yu Cheng."

Wang Xi glanced at him, the frost in his eyes melted, let him in, then closed the door, and sat back on his computer chair.

Wang Xi's bedroom has a simplified layout, with a wall of bookshelves and a wall of wardrobes.Half a shelf of books and half a shelf of dishes on the bookshelf are neatly tidied up.

Yu Cheng took a peek at Wang Xi, this boy was different from other boys he had seen.With handsome eyebrows and a literary atmosphere, she seems to be able to recite "the most beautiful April day in the world" casually, and can sit by a window full of flowers and bury her head in flipping and writing poems.

Yu Cheng likes this kind of temperament.It's hard to imagine how a scholar like him can "come out of the closet".

Yu Cheng had nothing to say: "Why are you here alone, why don't you go out and brush your face?"

Wang Xi: "Whose song do you like to listen to?"

Yu Cheng was stunned for a moment: "Oh, it doesn't matter if you don't make noise."

Wang Xi tore off a piece of piano music from the bookshelf, stuffed it into the CD-ROM, and clicked it. He turned his chair and looked back at Yu Cheng: "Among my dad's friends, there are kids like you. How rare!"

The two of them knew each other, and Yu Cheng smiled shamelessly: "It's too late to meet each other! Isn't it too late for one person to be abused? In the near future, we can combine two swords and declare war on the old stubborn!"

Wang Xi smiled: "You will know after the announcement. People's words are more powerful than guns! I have to have the courage to go out to clean my face. If I go out for 1 minute, I will be shot for 1 minute; if I go out for half an hour, I will be shot for half an hour. Hide here , I can still hear the gunshots outside my door!"

Yu Cheng: "No matter how fierce the bullet is, you won't be able to wear a bulletproof vest, as long as the skin is thick enough."

Wang Xi nodded: "That's true, the ones in the cabinet hide and talk without toothache!"

Yu Chengjing took a moment to test the enemy's situation: "Before you came out, didn't you think about this kind of situation?... How long have you been out?"

Wang Xi rubbed his face, and smiled weakly: "It's been more than two years! It feels like a lifetime. I had a good relationship with my parents at first, and thought that family affection could accommodate everything... But, tsk! Family affection is not as important as face!"

Yu Cheng: "Don't think that way, at worst I'll be your undercover agent and nibble away at the enemy from the inside!"

Wang Xi laughed: "Which one is your parent outside?"

What did Yu Cheng tell him, Wang Xi thought for a while, shook his head and smiled: "You are too disgusting!"

Yu Cheng: "Huh? You can see the feudal connotation beneath my mother's fashionable appearance at a glance?"

Wang Xi: "Haven't you heard that what is emphasized is what is lacking? The more you like people who say that they are upright, the more entangled their personalities... Just like you, you look heartless, but in fact you are also a The little soft intestines that wander around."

Yu Chengyi was embarrassed: "Since you can see through people, you must also know that these people will say it! What is your motivation for coming out?"

Wang Xi was about to speak, but was interrupted by a knock on the door.

Yu Chengma directly opened the door and poked her head in. She looked at Yu Cheng and Wang Xi with piercing eyes, and pretended to be hilarious in Mandarin: "Two big babies, what are you talking about so happily?" She paused, and the two did not respond. , she laughed, "It's time to eat!"

Yu Chengchao was embarrassed and couldn't say anything.Wang Xi was quite calm, and got up to say hello: "Hello, Auntie."

Yu Chengma continued to feign hi: "Hey—Xiao Xi is good! It's time to eat, stop chatting! Come out!"

Yu Cheng looked at Wang Xi sorry, and followed his mother back to the living room.Two card tables formed a long table, a dozen people sat down and greeted each other, someone shouted to Wang Xi to come to eat, Wang Xi's father said "Leave him alone", and the others just pretended that there was no such person, and continued to chat, laugh and exchange cups cup.

Yu Cheng felt sad for Wang Xi, the current situation of the other party seemed to be waiting for him in the future.

Not long after, Wang Xi took his coat and bag and passed by the living room. Yu Cheng exchanged a glance with him. He smiled at him, changed his shoes silently and went out.

The New Year's Eve dinner was unbearable. During the dinner, some elders enthusiastically told Yu Cheng his partner, and Yu Cheng slapped him countless times.After finally dealing with the dinner and a few rounds of mahjong after the meal, in the car to send Yu Chengma home, Yu Chengma asked him about the chat with Wang Xi.The question made Yu Cheng feel irritable, and when he was about to say "I'm gay", Yu Cheng's mother answered the phone, and her expression changed abruptly.

Yu Chengma: "Ah?! What (how) do you know? ... Oh, what a crime! Which hospital? Okay, I'll be right over."

She told the driver to turn around, then seemed stunned and said nothing.

Yu Cheng touched her: "Mother, don't you think you need to explain?"

Only then did Yu Chengma come to her senses: "Go back to your (own) homes first!"

Yu Cheng was suspicious: "No, I want to accompany you! It's so late, I'm afraid you will be robbed!"

Yu Chengma stared: "Whispering! You shouldn't know, so don't ask!"

She directly reported the address of Yu Cheng's house to the driver, and when she arrived, she pushed him out of the car, like a chicken: "Go back quickly! Contact me again!"

Yu Cheng was standing on the side of the road. After the far-sighted fucking car drove 20 meters away, he raised his hand to stop an empty car, and had an affair with his mother.

In the dark, his car followed him all the way to the gate of the city hospital.He turned up the collar of his coat to cover his face, followed his mother into the surgical inpatient department stealthily, and then overheard a broken conversation at the corner of the corridor.

It seemed that everyone was eating at Wang Xi's house an hour ago. He leaned against the wall and listened for a while, feeling chills all over his body.Wang Xima cried, and the aunts consoled her.

After hearing the conclusion he wanted to hear, Yu Cheng drifted home with weak legs and feet, unable to sleep most of the night.

Early the next morning, Yu Cheng washed up before heading to the city hospital.

He rushed to the door of the old gan ward with the best conditions in three or two steps, just in time to see Wang Xima's swollen eyes popping out, and was taken aback when she saw him.

Yu Cheng: "Auntie, are you exhausted! Do you still have to go to Uncle Wang's? I'll take you there."

Wang Xi's mother's eyes were red again: "Xiao Cheng, thank you, I will send it myself... You, you are about the same age as Xiao Xi, please help me persuade Hata."

Yu Cheng hurriedly took out a tissue and wiped her tears: "Okay, don't worry, take a break after delivering the porridge to Uncle Wang, don't collapse from exhaustion."

Wang Xima nodded, tremblingly carrying the porridge container to the internal medicine department.

Yu Cheng pushed the door open and entered. There were two beds in total, one of which was empty.On the other one, Wang Xi was drinking porridge with water hanging on his hand.Looking up to see him, he smiled.

Yu Cheng put the flowers on his bedside: "Are you okay?"

Wang Xi: "How do you know I'm here? Auntie won't tell you!"

Yu Cheng was speechless, and couldn't help but patted Wang Xi: "Aren't you stupid? What if you don't save him?"

Wang Xi smiled and said nothing.

The two were silent for a while, Wang Xi finished his porridge, wiped his mouth with a tissue, and then laughed again: "Don't be depressed, what happened last night is a good thing."

Seeing that Wang Xi's smile didn't look fake, Yu Cheng frowned and said, "Yes, what a wonderful thing! You took a lot of sleeping pills, and Uncle Wang was so scared that he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage. You two cook porridge just for a dead man, right? If you were in Hangzhou, your story would be published on the citizen edition of "Metropolis Express." He made a circle with his thumb and index finger. The stranger mocked for 1 minute!"

Wang Xi smiled unabated: "Little brother, let me tell you why it's a good thing. First, I committed suicide because of a dead man, but I didn't die. It would be fine after I had a bowel wash; second, the handful I swallowed The medicine was hidden by my dad. I guess he wanted to swallow it himself! It’s all right now, I discovered it by accident and cleared the warehouse; Fourth, I have figured it out myself, and I will not do stupid things again in the future."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Wang Xi: "Fifth, I didn't expect that the two of us met for the first time yesterday, and I could gain a friend like you because of this. Okay?"

Yu Cheng: "Are you real or fake?"

Wang Xi: "It's fake, do I still drink porridge? Wouldn't it be enough to swallow the needle?"

Yu Cheng stared at him for a while, and the two suddenly couldn't help laughing together.Yu Cheng smiled and his eyes were sore, and while wiping his tears with his finger, he slapped Wang Xi's shoulder: "What a fool, what a fool! I know everyone who is a fool!"

Wang Xi took out a piece of paper and handed it to him: "Likes flock together, idiots live a long time, so stop crying with joy."

Yu Cheng thought for a long time, then sighed: "... Forget it, it's useless to tell you what you are like, as long as you figure it out."

Wang Xi: "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Yu Cheng was taken aback: "Ah, count it, count it!"

Wang Xi: "Huh? What is 'count'?"

Yu Cheng thought about it, sat on the chair next to Wang Xi's bed, and talked about his and Gu Tianjiao's affairs: "...No, you just came back from the gate of hell, so I will tell you these things , isn't it appropriate?"

Wang Xi smiled: "Only those who have been through the gates of hell can see clearly. Let me give you some pointers—it will be difficult for the two of you to get things done."

Yu Cheng: "Huh?"

Wang Xi: "Listen, he is 32 years old and his marriage failed twice, right?"

Yu Cheng nodded.

Wang Xi: "A 32-year-old man has this kind of experience again. Do you think he will believe in feelings?"

Yu Cheng muttered: "But he broke up with someone else because of me..."

Wang Xi: "Then did he say that if he is sure that he is gay, he will definitely date you?"

Yu Cheng was taken aback.

Wang Xi smiled: "Mine, I once swore to each other forever! How did it turn out? The family pushed hard, didn't you turn around and marry someone?" Yu Cheng remained silent, Wang Xi went on to say, "Your one is more ruthless, what do you mean by 'trying for a while'? 'Civil' is a word that is flexible? I never said that it means 'sex' with you, that is 'relationship'. What is 'relationship' What? Sex is also a relationship, you haven’t thought about it, have you?”

Yu Chengjing hesitated for a long time: "I don't think he is that kind of person."

Wang Xi: "Then what kind of person do you think he is? Having said so much, except that he is good-looking and capable at work, do you know him? He knows all your friends, how about you? He takes you into the Have you been in his circle? Do you know his family background?"

Yu Cheng was stunned.

Wang Xi showed a regretful expression: "When the two of you go to bed, he's going to attack for ten thousand years, right? He disappears after you go to bed, and sends a group New Year's greeting message, and then what?"

Yu Chengmu was stunned and said, "I'm just a masturbation cup?"

Wang Xi nodded: "Almost! You're still free."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Wang Xicha smiled and said, "Take a step back and say, assuming he really likes you now, what would you use to catch him?"

Yu Cheng's eyes lit up, and he clenched his fists to play tricks: "Use my sincerity! And the love of a warm man!"

Wang Xi: "Pfft..."

Yu Cheng: "...You, as a person who has just been cleansed, is so lively, wouldn't it be inappropriate?"

Wang Xi laughed for a long time before he stopped: "What's the difference between what you said and his previous girlfriends? Why does he insist on being nice to you? I use a book as an analogy. How many times can you read a book when you see the bottom of it at a glance?" ?”

Yu Cheng was stunned, and moved the chair closer to Wang Xi: "So I want to make waves?"

Wang Xi raised his hand and knocked on his head: "Not only must it be repeated, but it must be unique, so that he can't put it down!"

Yu Cheng: "How about 'one after the other'?"

Wang Xi: "I want to know that I'm still lying here?"

Yu Cheng was embarrassed, and hurriedly made up words to comfort him.

Wang Xi couldn't help laughing: "Oh, I was in the mood of a date last night, and I was smeared with a breakup. I feel so pitiful! Compared with you today, I am so happy."

Yu Cheng looked at him angrily: "Where did you throw the pills cleared from your stomach? Can I pick them up and eat them?"

Wang Xi laughed and waved, Yu Cheng got up and leaned over, Wang Xi hugged him into his arms: "Stupid! You are too real, you can easily be killed by one blow. Can you be more careful?"

Yu Cheng hummed, and patted him on the back: "You don't want to play suicide anymore, you'll feel aggrieved by staying in a small place, and you might as well run farther and hide from people's range!"

Wang Xi said seriously: "In the past, I stayed for one person, but in the future...then I will think about it."

Yu Cheng was overjoyed: "Come to Hangzhou! I'll cover you!"

Wang Xi laughed, and the two chatted for a while. After Yu Cheng was sure that Wang Xi had really figured it out, he went to Wang Xi's father's ward to brush his face, said a few words of relief, and went home.

Lying on the bed at night, after thinking for a long time, I called the elephant first.

The elephant said: "... Lie Nu! Fortunately, nothing happened! That Wang Xi is interesting!"

Yu Cheng: "A master of love, do you agree with him?"

Elephant thought for a while and said, "I don't know what Gu Tianjiao's interest is. But, chess players, masters don't play with stinky chess baskets; in martial arts movies, you have to be 'heroes and orangutans' to 'cherish each other'." '. Gu Tianjiao really won't get anything from you."

Yu Cheng: "Yes, I'm just an ordinary hairy monkey..."

The elephant laughed loudly: "Then you should at least cover up the red butt first! Don't let people see it through, isn't it eye-catching?"

Yu Cheng hung up the phone and thought about it for a long time. He understood the reason, and the problem was how to do it.He stared at the phone, couldn't help it, and sent Gu Tianjiao the second text message of this New Year: "Brother, do you still remember Yu Xiaocheng by the West Lake?"

When I woke up the next day, I saw Gu Tianjiao's reply: "Aaron, I'm sorry, I can't pick you up at the airport tomorrow due to something. Take care!"

Yu Cheng held up his mobile phone and jumped up from the bed.

"Aaron"!A long-lost title!Is this what Wang Xi said about "taking [-] steps back"?

He thought about it cheerfully, and replied, "Ah Jiao, I want to build a golden cage and lock you up!"