boss, i mean it

In the early morning of the first day of the National Day holiday, Yu Cheng was woken up by a text message.

Yu Chengma sent it, saying five words to herself: "Yaoer, I'm coming!"

Fuck! ! !Yu Cheng bounced up from the bed, shot the phone in seconds, and before he could speak, his mother beamed and preempted: "Yaoer, I'm already on the plane, and the stewardess is calling to turn off the phone. Haha, I'll see you at the airport!"

After he finished speaking, he hung up, and Yu Cheng's hair exploded.The text message comes as soon as it is said, and the greeting is not called in advance. How can there be such a mother? !

He was stupefied for a while, it took less than two hours to fly from Guiyang Airport to Hangzhou, he went to pick her up, and it took four to ten minutes by taxi, so he only had one hour to prepare.

Get up, wash up, clean up the room, call a black car, knock on the door of the elephant, and tell the love birds inside who have been entangled in the middle of the night to get up, bow and apologize, and beat the mandarin ducks with a firm attitude.

Lao Gao put on his clothes in a panic like a man who was caught cheating on him, and he didn't forget to ask, "Ah? Where is Auntie here?"

Yu Cheng was confused and annoyed: "My room."

Old Gao: "What about you?"

The elephant lazily turned over and said, "He slept with me."

Lao Gao turned back depressed: "...not good."

Yu Cheng said urgently: "I will bring my mother back in two hours at most, you two hurry up! Condoms, KY, sex toys, and the smell of this room, hurry up and clean them up!"

He went out like a war.

After waiting at the gate of the community for about ten minutes, the driver of the black car he had arranged to answer his phone, leisurely said that he had a scrape with someone on the way, and the other party insisted on occupying the road and waiting for the traffic police to ask him to find another car.Yu Cheng made a round of the black car number stored in his mobile phone, but no one answered the job.He cursed shit, and prayed devoutly for a taxi under the scorching sun.

But in this just-emerged "deep riverside where birds don't shit", God can't quite hear his distress signal.The angel didn't come until the time scale was about to coincide with the arrival of the fucking plane.

Gu Tianjiao packed a big bag of breakfast at the entrance of the community, and met Yu Cheng who was about to explode.He hesitated for half a second, leaned over and asked with concern, "Do you want to use a car?"

Originally, during this period of time, the two of them felt a little awkward when they met at the company, but now that Gu Tianjiao was willing to talk to him, Yu Cheng couldn't help but be happy: "How much is it at the airport, master?"

Gu Tianjiao also showed a faint smile: "Are you in a hurry?"

Yu Cheng shrugged: "My mother will land in half an hour."

Gu Tianjiao: "Let's go!"

Yu Cheng was excited for a while, thinking that Gu Tianjiao's help this time, in addition to helping him put out the fire, might be able to get back together with him.As for whether Gu Tianjiao "figured it out", he didn't want to put pressure on him.He purely hoped that the two of them would not be as cold as before.

You can't be a lover, and don't become a stranger after going to bed!

Gu Tianjiao asked him to wait downstairs in the 1th building, go up by himself, and come back in a minute.He changed his clothes and took the car keys, but he didn't bring his follower.

Yu Cheng was surprised: "Where's Tingting?"

Gu Tianjiao led him to the parking space: "Upstairs."

Yu Cheng got into the passenger seat: "Grandma is here?"

Gu Tianjiao looked at the rearview mirror of the ferry, his expression froze unnaturally: "No."

Yu Cheng was startled, thinking back to the pile of food he packed just now, he understood in seconds, and smiled.At first he didn't want to make the atmosphere stiff, but he couldn't speak after that, and in the end, it seemed that he couldn't even breathe.

Gu Tianjiao's car drove faster and faster on the highway, and the feeling of pushing the back became stronger and stronger. The pressure of the air inside the car made people's ears ring.

Counting it, Gu Tianjiao has been vacant for half a year since his second marriage failed.Yu Cheng met him almost every day until August.In the next month or so, it was not difficult for a man of such quality as him to find a girlfriend.

He had said to "think again", and at this moment, the answer surfaced.He figured it out, what he wanted was a normal life, and what Tingting needed was a normal family.

Yu Cheng finds it funny, he can compete with women for patience, carefulness, diligence and consideration, understanding, and everything.But what he will never be able to spell is "gender".

Repeatedly defeated by "sex".

But what can be done?Do you go to Thailand to change sex?If it really changes, maybe not only will it not be loved by straight people, but even gays will not look up to him in the end.

What's more, he likes everything about himself as a man, and his gender identity is unbiased.

This meant that he had no other way to transform himself other than to use the copy of personality charm and luck.

Cranky, the airport arrived, it took a total of more than 20 minutes.

Gu Tianjiao slowly crossed the car to the second floor. There were too many cars and guests at the departure area. Gu Tianjiao told me to go around a few times nearby. I couldn’t park the car below. You will come up directly after receiving your aunt and meet here.

Yu Cheng said yes.The two stayed silently for the remaining few seconds, looking for a chance to get off at the drop-off area.

Gu Tianjiao suddenly turned his head to stare at Yu Cheng, and said, "If there is anything I can do for you, please tell me."

Yu Cheng smiled: "You gave me the best gift that night."

Gu Tianjiao frowned slightly, Yu Cheng opened the door and got out of the car.

Going downstairs to the reception area, Yu Cheng stayed away from the pile of receiving guests close to the exit railing, and passed over the heads of the crowd, his gaze was distracted.

Soon a small redheaded hottie appeared.She was wearing a dewy camisole and hot pants and sandals, the fabric covering less than half of her body.She was dragging a suitcase and wearing a leopard-print wrist bag, looking radiant.

When the hot girl saw Yu Cheng, she made a big hug gesture like a white lady breaking the bridge meeting Xu Xian, and ran towards him in slow motion, exaggerating the interpretation of "Reunion after a long time".

Yu Cheng sneered, using reason to lean against his spine, so that he would not step back and sweep her face in the fucking pounce.

Yu Chengma was in a bear hug, stood on tiptoe and pouted for a kiss, but Yu Cheng dodged, and she said in Mandarin, "Short! My little Cheng! Long time no see!"

Yu Cheng took her luggage and dragged her away from the eyes attracted by her sensationalism: "Welcome, welcome! I've booked your return ticket for you, so go upstairs and take the next flight back, farewell, farewell!"

Yu Chengma pushed him coquettishly: "I hate it!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Yu Chengma held him affectionately: "How do I go? Baby——!"

Yu Cheng: "My driver is upstairs."

Yu Chengma continued to speak loudly in Mandarin: "Okay! Baby—!"

Yu Cheng: "... this lady, please be respectful in your words and deeds!"

Yu Chengma laughed loudly, and the two went upstairs.Yu Cheng called Gu Tianjiao, and the black Mondeo slid lightly to their side.Gu Tianjiao went on the road, first got out of the car to say hello, introduced himself, and then helped Yu Chengma open the back door of the car, took the luggage from Yu Cheng's hand and put it in the trunk.

The two sat in the back together, Gu Tianjiao smiled and said: "Xiao Cheng, help Auntie fasten her seat belt."

Yu Chengma pushed back and switched back to Guizhou dialect: "Oh, put on a (what) seat belt! I haven't heard of it!"

Yu Cheng spread his hands and went back to Gu Tianjiao: "Didn't you see how cool this young lady is wearing? The seat belt is wide and thick, she finds it too hot."

Gu Tianjiao glanced at the rearview mirror in surprise. The mother and son seemed to have zero disobedience to this kind of communication. He smiled, pressed the door lock, and crossed into the main road.

Yu Chengma looked at the handsome man in front of her curiously, insisting on the Guizhou dialect: "Tianjiao is Xiaocheng's friend?"

Yu Cheng: "Tianjiao... why don't you call him 'Chaotianjiao'? He is my brother! Where did you speak Mandarin when you met me just now? Why do you speak Mandarin to Guizhou people, but Guizhou dialect to others? don't know!"

Yu Chengma: "Understandable! There are people from Sichuan and Guizhou all over the country, so why don't you understand me?"

Gu Tianjiao laughed, and Ha La said, "Auntie came to Hangzhou for vacation?"

Yu Chengma: "Don't call me 'auntie'! Call me old!"

Gu Tianjiao was embarrassed: "...then, 'sister'?"

Yu Cheng shook his head: "My grandma is the emperor, please call her prince!"

Yu Chengma acted angrily: "Call 'Prince Ma'!" She smiled and hugged the back of Gu Tianjiao's seat, "Just call me sister!"

Yu Cheng was disgusted for a while, Gu Tianjiao laughed: "Ah...sister, so young and fashionable, even sister Xiao Cheng looks like her."

Yu Cheng: "...are you blind?"

Yu Chengma slapped Yu Cheng's arm with a "slap", and Yu Cheng changed his words: "She is my sister!"

The three of them were laughing and joking, thanks to Yu Chengma, the low air pressure in the car was swept away when they came.When she returned to the community, Yu Chengma used the 100 questions frequently asked by three aunts and six wives to get enough of Gu Tianjiao's father, and praised this single father from appearance to character. Does mother think that she gave birth early, or that Gu Tianjiao gave birth late.

But this kind of mutual flattery, after entering his house, the object changed from Gu Tianjiao to an elephant.

Yu Cheng understood that it was all fake.

In the more than ten years that his mother and Xiaokai have been together, she has been going around in the circle of local petty officials, using her mouth to win over people, and she can make ordinary people drunk by throwing out some random goods.

Strangely, two days later, when he and his mother got together to "squeeze the West Lake", his mother actually asked: "Gu Tianjiao said he wanted to invite me to dinner, when?"

Yu Cheng: "I like him? You dare to eat the meal he invited, he may be my big boss after the holiday. If I invite a lot, my salary will be deducted a lot!"

Yu Chengma: "Ah? Your boss? Don't tell me sooner! Let's invite him out to play! Find some prettier ones to accompany you! Then ask your father to send you a few bottles of Moutai he hid, as a gift He's flattering and flattering! Once the flattering is done, you'll be fine."

Yu Cheng: "...Calm down! He's worth tens of millions, he's not lecherous, he's not greedy for drinks, and he doesn't care about the things of the old society."

Yu Chengma stared at him sensitively: "How do you know that he is not lustful? He is a man who is lustful!" Yu Cheng was speechless, and Yu Chengma said mysteriously, "If you are not good at women, you can be good at men! Oh , Right, do you still remember Uncle Wang, the factory director? He, their son, is so masculine..."

Yu Cheng: "Really?!"

Yu Chengma: "People say that it is a 'fashion' to stir up sex nowadays. It's just that, it's for others to hear! Uncle Wang is worried enough, we don't want to see him, handsome is handsome, but handsome What's the use? Isn't it being exploded by other men..."

"Ahhh!!! Sister!" Yu Cheng yelled and interrupted, "My ears are bleeding, I'm not an adult yet!"

Yu Chengma laughed twice and gave up.

In the house shared by two young gays, Yu Chengma's sudden visit was quite a disturbance.Elephant took good care of Yu Chengma respectfully, and Yu Chengma was also very happy with him on the surface. Three days after the long vacation, when Elephant came back from overtime, she would make supper for Elephant and Yu Cheng.

But after closing the door, he lowered his voice and asked Yu Cheng, are the elephant's hands and feet clean?You have to be careful!Yu Cheng was speechless, saying that he is my brother, and he only wears a pair of pants in college, which is very good.

Yu Chengma sneered from her beautiful and slightly flabby peach eyes: "Brother? Where did you come from? Then the so-and-so son, his 'brother' stole all the money! There is no place to cry!"

Yu Cheng: "...I trouble you! His monthly salary is over ten thousand! If you want to steal it, I will steal it from him! Don't talk nonsense!!"

Only then did Yu Chengma roll her eyes and twitch the corners of her mouth to force herself to shut up, and then asked Yu Cheng, why can someone make more than ten thousand, while you are only a few thousand?

Yu Cheng really wanted to jump off the building.

Gu Tianjiao was not hypocritical when he said that he wanted to invite Yu Chengma to dinner, but his enthusiasm was not high either.

Yu Cheng understood what he was struggling with.Originally, in this day and age, when people who are not familiar with each other say goodbye to a gathering place, the subtext of saying "I will treat you to dinner another day" is nothing more than "Look! Handjob~" That's all.Gu Tianjiao called to make an appointment, but he replied "You're welcome", so Gu Tianjiao didn't insist.

But it was enough to touch him.Gu Tianjiao has been in the rivers and lakes for a long time longer than him, but his sincerity towards people and things is higher than most of the people he knows.

He still had his affirmation of Gu Tianjiao in his heart.

The long vacation ended in a blink of an eye, and Pu Junhao's prediction came true—on the first day of work, Cynthia made an appointment, with Gu Tianjiao participating, HR auditing, and handing over Yu Cheng's department to Gu Tianjiao.

From this day on, Yu Cheng can no longer call him "Brother Gu" at work, and call him "Boss" just like everyone else.

On the day of the fine-tuning of the organizational structure, Gu Tianjiao and Su Kai's team had a cutscene of "eating and building a team". During the meeting, both Jin Zhe and Tong Lanlan showed their ability to get close to the big boss, and the overall atmosphere was very lively.Su Kai and Yu Cheng were relatively silent, showing no merit or fault.

On October [-]th the next day, Gu Tianjiao was on a business trip.It is said that they visited merchants all over the country on a sample basis to investigate the impact of deposits on members. It took them half a month to leave, and they returned at the end of October.

Yu Cheng originally wanted to ask him what to do when he left Tingting, but on the morning of the [-]th, when Yu Cheng was running around the community, he saw a young and beautiful girl holding Tingting's hand and walking from the gate of the [-]th building. come out.

The little girl's eyes were sharp, and when she found Yu Cheng who was secretly rubbing and trying to avoid him, she yelled, "Uncle!"

Yu Cheng had no choice but to meet the girl's curious eyes and stepped forward: "Morning Tingting, let's go to school!"

Tingting shook the girl's hand, blinked her eyes and said, "It's my birthday, Uncle wants to buy me another present!"

Yu Cheng was embarrassed for a moment: "When?"

Tingting: "Next next week!"

Yu Cheng: "This is 'Birth Week', you want to celebrate seven days, right?"

The girl standing aside smiled softly, followed Tingting's instructions and said, "Next Wednesday."

Yu Cheng straightened up and nodded: "Hi, my name is Yu Cheng."

Girl: "My surname is Le, and I'm the teacher of Tingting Kindergarten."

Tingting: "Both dad and girlfriend!"

Yu Cheng's back was covered in cold sweat, which he had expected a long time ago, but he was still a little breathless: "Oh, hello, Teacher Le!" He bent down and touched Tingting's face, "Your birthday uncle will buy you a gift, wait! Go! Bar!"

The little girl bounced and was led away by Teacher Le, Yu Cheng heaved a sigh of relief, recalling what he said to Tingting, "Just wait", a similar line came out of nowhere in his mind: "Just wait! Grandma's!"

Just wait, grandma!It seems quite relieved.

Yu Cheng shook off the noisy voices in his head, went home and finished cleaning up, bid farewell to his mother and went to work.

The organizational structure has changed, but the job is still the old job. There was no movement in L City for a long time, and Su Kaixin lost a task to Yu Cheng. The leaders of City K are here, and Twelve Angry Men will come to investigate on Thursday.It is not a problem for Yu Cheng to be familiar with preparations for visits, meeting support, etc. What Su Kai asked him to do was to accompany the leaders to visit Hangzhou all day on Friday.

"Visiting Hangzhou" is a big subject.Visiting the West Lake, worshiping Lingyin, or visiting the Xixi Wetland with people you don't know well can be regarded as life imprisonment.How to design the route and how to start and change the topics are very big.

Yu Cheng had never taken on such an unclear task.

Su Kai saw his concerns, and said meaningfully: "Li Ju's sensibility is very important, but more importantly, Secretary Sun who came with Li Ju... She, if she doesn't like to take the classic route, then she You can take her wherever you want - all the expenses can be reported. Whether this project can be completed depends on how well you accompany me. It is done, and I will take the credit for you."

Yu Cheng was confused, according to the lesson Gu Tianjiao taught him before - "what do I want", Su Kai asked him to do what he liked.

He has never dealt with the leaders of City K, nor has he had any contact with the brothers in the channels of City K.With a decent reception on Thursday, how do you know what is "good" for others?

All kinds of doubts and anxiety lasted until Friday, and Yu Cheng was required to accompany the leaders of the "visit Hangzhou", only Li Ju and Secretary Sun.Li Ju is about 50 years old, and he is an amiable little old man; Secretary Sun is about 30 years old, with a very good appearance and temperament.The two people often held arms throughout the trip, and the relationship was very clear.They were very kind to Yu Cheng, talking and laughing, which gradually made him feel at ease.

In the morning, the little Benz took the three of them for a walk around the West Lake, and they ate something casually at a specialty restaurant for lunch.The chartered car fee is one thousand, and the meal fee is less than five hundred. This is the most trouble-free and money-saving reception in Yu Cheng's experience.

After lunch, Yu Cheng asked the two leaders for their opinions on the afternoon itinerary.

Secretary Sun smiled and said, "K City is so small that even Uncle Mai hasn't settled here. So, I'm curious about your big shopping mall in Hangzhou. How about we go to Hangzhou Tower?"

Yu Cheng nodded and bowed to obey, but inexplicably uneasy arose in his heart.

The driver stopped at the gate of the Hangzhou Building and stood by. Yu Cheng led the way through the famous brand stores in the building, letting Director Li and Secretary Sun go and watch as if they were inspecting.

After a few steps, Secretary Sun entered the FENDI store and looked at the bags one by one.Director Li was not interested, so he found a ventilated place to smoke.Secretary Sun walked around the store several times under the guidance of the cabinet sister, picked up a small blue bag again and again, and looked left and right in the mirror.

Yu Cheng stood at the door with a smile, making him look more like a clerk than a clerk. At the same time, every strand of his hair stood up like a fried hair, and he felt the guillotine being cut from the top of his head.

Just as he was getting more and more nervous, Secretary Sun showed him a charming smile and raised his hand to beckon him over.

Without further ado, she took his arm and said softly, "Xiao Yu, I really like this bag!"

Yu Cheng felt like an idiot, he laughed twice, and asked the cabinet sister: "How much?"

Cabinet sister: "This is a classic model, seventeen thousand."

Yu Cheng was taken aback for a moment, and smelled the scent of Secretary Sun's body-warming perfume. Secretary Sun pouted slightly and said, "Oh, it's so expensive!" She turned her beautiful eyes, looked at Yu Cheng and said, "I don't want it anymore!"

Yu Chenghan was half as light as he was about to withdraw, but Secretary Sun turned his head, looked at the little thing on the booth with affection, and said, "But I really like it!"

Yu Cheng's face was numb, but "just in time" thought of two people and two sentences.

Gu Tianjiao: "From today onwards, we are all one family. Regarding performance, let's figure out a solution together."

Su Kai: "It's up to you whether it succeeds or not."

Yu Cheng smiled wryly, and asked the cabinet sister, "How much discount?"

Counter lady: "I can apply for a [-]% discount for you at most, and the discount is [-]."

Yu Cheng turned his head again, met Secretary Sun's sweet smile, and reached out to touch the wallet in the lack of oxygen in the brain: "Wrap it up!"