boss, i mean it

It was pitch black all around, except for a hole with a fence at the top of the three-meter-high wall that cast a few lines of silver-blue moonlight.

Yu Cheng leaned against the wet and smelly wall, sitting in the colorless rotten straw, moved slightly, and heard the sound of iron chains on his hands and feet.

Well?Already caught?

He looked around, dragged the iron chain and rushed to the door of the cell, grabbed the wooden bar and shook it violently, shouting: "Liu Cong! You dog slave! I curse you to die! I, even if I am a ghost, I will not let you go!" you!"

Yu Cheng shouted and thought, shouldn't he shout "I'm wronged... Let me out! I regret~I confess~"?What does this shrew mean by swearing?

The shouts were absorbed by the empty potholes, without any deterrent effect.Yu Cheng fell back to the ground, dying, he thought of a person, Chen Qingshan.

Many years ago, Chen Qingshan lived in the countryside, but his talents and virtues were passed on from the common people to the court.The emperor sent someone to invite him to be born, and every time the person who led the order came to his thatched hut, he got drunk and passed out.

It was obviously a trick of hiding officials, and Yu Cheng happened to be there a few times.Chen Qingshan lay drunk on the bed, and he hid under the bed.After the envoy had nothing to do and left, Chen Qingshan immediately rolled over and got out of bed.Yu Cheng climbed out with his head full of straws, Chen Qingshan seemed to be okay, poured wine for him with a smile, and said: "The way of Laozhuang, where we talked about just now, do you remember? Come on!"

Yu Cheng obeyed, and happily chatted with Chen Qingshan about the topics they were excited about.Sometimes the conversation was obviously beyond the limit, but Chen Qingshan ran along his way, and the two laughed when it was over.

When drunk, Yu Cheng sang when he was drunk, knocking on the bowl with his chopsticks to beat the time, Chen Qingshan laughed and listened; when he was tired from singing, he fell asleep and fell asleep, and the two shared the same bed.After waking up, if the sky is still bright, the two of them will go out and roll up their sleeves to work together.

Chen Qingshan has a lot of friends, and the drinking situation is sometimes big and sometimes small.No matter how big or small, they all have the same style, talk about the world, praise the self-discipline and integrity of celebrities throughout the ages, and look up to the mountains;

This kind of carefree and wasted time until Yu Cheng - to be precise, "Duan Xiuyun", should be ordered to enter the court as an official.

Yu Cheng sighed and looked around, the old joy would never come back.

There was a commotion in the alleyway of the cell, and one could tell that the jailer was dragging someone closer. They yelled loudly at the prisoners who stretched out their hands to beg or scold at them, and savagely beat the arms blocking the way with wooden sticks. There were screams everywhere.

Holding the wooden pole, Yu Cheng shouted at the people who rushed over: "You will oppress unarmed people! You beasts who work for tigers! Those who have forgotten their ancestors..."

Before he finished shouting, the jailer threw him away like a rag, threw the person they dragged in, locked the door and left.

Yu Cheng: "..."

He turned his head to look at his limp body like a sack with messy beard and hair, and suddenly his whole body trembled.

"Qing... Brother Qingshan? Brother Qingshan!"

Using both hands and feet, Yu Cheng crawled to his side, unable to hold or push, so he had to grab a few strands of Chen Qingshan's hair scattered on the ground.Gently pulling, gently shouting, after a while, Chen Qingshan moved and opened his eyes.When she saw him, she smiled at him.

Yu Cheng felt a pain in his heart and asked, "Brother Qingshan, why are you here?"

Chen Qingshan was silent for a while, bent his arms, and accompanied by the sound of shackles, he stood up and supported Yu Cheng, and the two sat with their backs against the wooden bar.

"Xiuyun, the assassination failed..."

Yu Cheng nodded, relaxing to absorb Chen Qingshan's body temperature.After thinking about it for a while, I felt something was wrong: "But you are devoted to farming and don't care about world affairs, how could you be implicated?"

Chen Qingshan turned his head, looked at him with a smile in his eyes, raised his hand and pinched his face, Yu Cheng felt warm and at ease.

Chen Qingshan: "Last time you came to me and told you your plan. You were loyal to the king of the subjugated country, and you risked your life for the humiliation and murder of Sima Ye; I, as far as I am concerned, anyone in the world who is an emperor is It doesn't matter."

Yu Cheng was silent.

Chen Qingshan: "I was waiting in the field. I heard that the courtiers of the Jin Dynasty couldn't bear the humiliation of the country's destruction and rushed to commit suicide. You are not weak like them, you have integrity, and you also have courage. But put aside these things, your business, How could I sit idly by?" He smiled, "I heard that you plan to kill Liu Cong, so I will arrange someone to take care of you secretly. But Liu Cong is too cunning..."

Yu Cheng's eyes hurt, he leaned his head on Chen Qingshan's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Why, you didn't want to talk to me when I forged iron with you; My nature is greedy for money and says I am not your friend. Are you willing to die for me now?"

Chen Qingshan laughed loudly, and he didn't argue even when he complained. He laughed for a while before saying: "You and I can't escape this catastrophe, and I'm afraid we will be executed in the near future. Do you have any wish to fulfill?"

Yu Cheng frowned, and hatred welled up in his chest: "I just wanted to kill them! However, there is no hope now..." Suddenly, his heart became hot, tears welled up, and he smiled at Chen Qingshan, "I expected to escape Once I die, I don't have any sentimental attachment... Only, only you are left... Who would have thought that you would also be implicated by me."

Chen Qingshan put his arms around him and said softly: "Xiuyun, in the six realms of reincarnation, death is the norm. I hate seeing you too late, and we will be ghosts together when we die. You and I will continue our romance."

Yu Cheng wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, kicked his legs, and a carp sat up straight.

Its daybreak? !

...Come on, what time is it? !

He grabbed the phone, pressed it to look at it, threw the phone away in an instant, fell down again with a "bang", and pulled back the quilt.

Seven twenty-five, but it's Saturday...so good I almost peed.

But after this scare, although Yu Cheng's eyelids were heavy and his limbs were soft, his brain became more and more clear.Damn, the weekend I've been looking forward to so much, I'm not lucky enough to sleep in late...

He turned over in a large font, buried his face in the pillow, and reviewed his dreams.

It's strange, this dream seems to have happened before... No, no, it seems that it was just a human being, and the plot is different.What did you say in your dream?How many names did you mention?Forgot, only remember Chen Qingshan.Hey, Dreaming has a sequel, weird.

He thought about it and laughed again, went to jail together, and said that they would die together, brother Tianjiao, they are really a husband and wife... Uh, no, it is brother "Qingshan", there is no such thing as "Tianjiao".But that Brother Qing Shan, every time he dreams he is so handsome, but when he wakes up, he can't remember how handsome he is.But the figure, he remembered it, the appearance of Hugo's male model, he took a breath thinking about it.

After rolling on the hard bed for a while, Yu Cheng couldn't fall asleep, so he had to get up before eight o'clock.

With him, the elephant followed.The two stared at each other speechlessly for a long time, Yu Cheng asked: "Didn't you go to see Lao Gao last night and come back at two o'clock? Biological clock?"

Elephant smiled wryly: "Toil hard, admit it!"

The two washed up, ate breakfast, washed clothes and cleaned the room. After a busy day, they sat down to turn on the computer and write the weekly report. It was only ten o'clock.

After 5 minutes, Yu Cheng turned on the stereo and played a song: "Elephant, are you dreaming, have you ever dreamed of the same person?"

The elephant glanced at him: "Yes, I dreamed of a lion chasing me every day when I was a child, but I don't know if it's the same lion. Have you finished writing?"

Yu Cheng nodded: "The lion, apart from chasing you, is there any follow-up?"

Elephant kicked the ground with his foot, and the computer chair drifted to Yu Cheng's table with a clatter: "Come on, what department are you, the weekly report only... I'll take a look, six sentences? Welcome to City N, Province H, and City B Leader, write the cooperation agreement between N City and J City... Next week's plan, 'receive the deputy director of the small and medium-sized department of G Province, and revise all the copywriting for this week until the final draft'?"

Yu Cheng said helplessly: "I worked hard for a week, but you finished reading in ten seconds."

Elephant: "Amazing, your department, the weekly report is so simple!" As he spoke, he pushed his feet hard and slid back the chair.

Yu Cheng: "What kind of products do you sell?"

Elephant sighed: "This week's odd number, next week's predicted number, the gap between the total order and the gold, silver, and bronze levels, there are only customers in the CRM library who would rather die than cooperate again, and plan development strategies... Alas, But more, you won't understand."

Yu Cheng: "CRM? Customer Maturity Management System?" Elephant hummed, and Yu Cheng smiled, "How to develop it? Keep lying, isn't that what you guys do!"

Elephant shook his head: "I've already lied to you. There are many old members. If we say the last sentence, they can take the next sentence, and the oil and salt will not enter."

Yu Cheng: "Then you need to develop new tricks... Hey, tell me, is there a follow-up?"

Elephant: "What's the follow-up? Oh, once I dreamed that a lion chased after it and turned into a cardboard box, and I set it on fire."

Yu Cheng: "Then I'm pretty normal."

Elephant: "What did you dream about again?"

Yu Cheng: "Handsome guy, his name is Chen Qingshan, there are various plots, not the same."

Elephant: "Did you do it?"

Yu Cheng thought for a while, then covered his face: "Yeah, there was a moment when he was hugging me... it seemed like he was doing that."

The elephant laughed: "Success in the dream shows that the reality is hopeless, you are still so happy, you are lonely!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

The elephant crackled and buried his head in the computer. An hour later, he said: "Okay~" stretched his waist, and just put down his hand when the phone rang.

Elephant looked at it, muttered "Who is it", and answered: "Please hang up automatically for sales..." Seeing that he hadn't finished speaking, Yu Cheng was startled, and sat down in an instant, "Old... Boss... I'm sorry..."

Yu Cheng burst out laughing, the elephant was speechless in front of the supervisor, and it turned out that he was also a tail-wagging guy when facing the big boss.

But this is very strange, calling "boss", the level should be a manager, because the senior manager, the sales department calls "district chief".But the manager of the elephant is Gu Tianjiao!When Yu Cheng gets along with Gu Tianjiao, he is very relaxed most of the time, and sometimes he relaxes too much, and even puts a few nonsense, how can it be like him!

Elephant: "Okay, don't worry, if he refuses, I'll just slap him to death and drag the body over to you!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

After the elephant hung up the phone, his upper body loosened, and he slumped to the back of the chair. Suddenly he sat up again, picked up the phone to check whether it was hung up, and then put it down, breathing a sigh of relief.

Yu Chengjing paused for a second, then slapped the table and laughed wildly: "Pinch the turtle! Pinch the tail dog! Soft-legged shrimp! Drag the tail maggot!"

The elephant stared at him indifferently: "Forget about the soft-footed shrimp, what is the origin of the 'trailing maggot'?"

Yu Cheng: "No reason, my grandfather invented it, it's suitable for you!"

Elephant: "...tonight, just shoot him to death and drag you over there."

Yu Cheng: "At night? Where are you dragging it?"

Elephant looked at him helplessly: "Today is the 27th, and I will be promoted to P5 by the end of the month... Don't worry about it, calm down! The P5 for sale is very easy, and only the basic salary is increased by 500, and the rest remains unchanged. Gu Tianjiao said, in order to give me Congratulations, invite me to take a sauna at that awesome bathhouse on Wen'er Road tonight."

Yu Cheng: "Colleagues treat guests to a bath? What's your taste?"

The elephant frowns: "Yeah, the sales department seems to be quite popular...you have to go together!"

Yu Cheng: "What does it matter to me?"

Elephant took a cigarette and slammed the cigarette case: "I still want to say that it's none of my business! Why doesn't he invite all ten or so people in the department to upgrade to P5? If you want to ask you, you can ask you, why use me as a cover? "

Yu Cheng: "Yo~ Let's be honest...I don't want to go."

Elephant: "Did I hear you right?"

Yu Cheng cupped his cheeks in both hands and looked like spring: "I found a problem. Every time I saw him, I couldn't have a good dream that day. It was good to see him, but the handsome guy in the dream touched my face~ He, If you can see but can’t eat, it’s not good, don’t go!”

Elephant: "If you dare not go, I will fill in your back!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Elephant worked overtime in the afternoon as usual, and left before twelve o'clock.After Yu Cheng said it, he was still very happy.He took a shower at home first, put on the mask painstakingly, and then picked out a pair of white CK underwear to put on.

Suddenly woke up, take a sauna, why?It really seemed like I was going to do something... In other words, I am not far away for 18 kilometers. I rushed from Binjiang to the west of the city on the weekend. What am I going to do?

Yu Cheng was speechless to himself.

When Yu Cheng arrived at the Twelve Angry Men, it was exactly eight o'clock in the evening.A large wave of salesmen rushed out of the building, and after everyone had finished walking, it took another 10 minutes for Gu Tianjiao and the elephant to come out side by side.

I heard the elephant say from a distance of seven or eight meters: "For the honor of Sanbu, you should work hard, and this is also your cultivation!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

"Cultivation", you think you are a delicate flower!But this word seems to have been used by myself...

Gu Tianjiao tensed up, and laughed with the signature "Ehhh", looked up to see Yu Cheng, his smile widened, and he waved to him.

The three of them got into Gu Tianjiao's Mondeo parked by the side of the road, Yu Cheng took the co-driver as usual, and the elephant sat in the back tacitly.

The company is only 10 minutes walk from the bathing place.But people have a car, but they have to waste gas, burn money, and pollute the air. What can they do? Five minutes later, the three had already entered the locker room.

There are quite a lot of people in the locker room, coming in and out, with all kinds of shapes.Yu Cheng had a ghost in his heart, so he turned his back and took off his clothes silently. The elephant rushed into the shower with lightning speed.Yu Cheng was about to leave naked, but Gu Tianjiao greeted him generously: "Aaron, in such a cold day, why don't you just wear a sweater?"

Yu Cheng smiled and turned around: "For the convenience of taking it off..." Seeing all of Gu Tianjiao at a glance, blood rushed to the top of his head, the iron burned from his ears to his shoulders, and there was a tendency to rush down quickly.

Gu Tianjiao: "Huh?"

Yu Cheng: "I mean, come out to take a shower...hey, see...see you later!"

He stepped on the disinfectant water in two big strides and plunged into the foggy shower cubicle.Unscrewing the shower head, a gust of ice water rushed down, Yu Cheng said "Lie down!", flicked to the side and adjusted slowly.

"Lying back" exposed the direction, and the elephant's voice came from the next door: "See it?"

Yu Cheng: "Hush..."

The booing was covered by the sound of rushing water, so the elephant didn't hear it, so he asked, "How is it?"

Gu Tianjiao smiled and said, "It's not bad, it's better than I imagined. Show me the elephant's too?"

Yu Cheng: "..."

elephant:"……"

Gu Tianjiao laughed alone, and Yu Chengxin glanced around guiltily. Fortunately, no one noticed such a perverted conversation, otherwise he might be carried out naked for an autopsy later.

In other words, he still "imagined"?What did he think of him?dwarf my god...

Yu Cheng quickly rushed out after washing, bumped into the sneaky elephant who was going to run first, the two of them exchanged glances, and were about to slip away, Gu Tianjiao's voice pierced through the white mist: "You two, see you in the sauna room!"

The elephant interface said: "Okay, see you there!"

Yu Chengbai glanced at him, twisted the elephant's arms, rushed outside and grabbed a towel to wrap around his waist, and then he was relieved.

The sauna room is dry and wet, and it is stipulated that the steaming time should not exceed 15 minutes.When the two of them entered, there happened to be no one inside.

The elephant poured a ladle of water on the red-hot stone, and with a "stab", the small room was filled with mist.He sat next to Yu Cheng: "Why do I feel that he is not straight?"

Yu Cheng said in a daze: "It's not straight, will you marry one after another?"

Outside the frosted glass door, a figure approached, and the two immediately changed the subject.Yu Cheng said: "It's hard to get promoted to P5!" Elephant said: "Boss Gu leads the team, whoever doesn't get promoted is not human!"

Gu Tianjiao pushed the door open, the two of them stopped talking at the same time, staring at the person in front of them in a daze.

Gu Tianjiao looked down, turned around and left.

The elephant poked Yu Cheng with his elbow: "Did he do it on purpose?"

Yu Cheng raised his hand and pinched his nose: "Hugo male model... no, I'm going to die..."

Gu Tianjiao pushed the door open again and came in, his old face flushed: "I'm sorry, I forgot to take the bath towel just now."

Elephant: "It's pretty..."

Yu Cheng: "We didn't see anything..."

The three laughed awkwardly for a while, and sat side by side on the cushions in the small room. They couldn't think of a topic for a while, and there was no place to put their eyes, nor their hands and feet.

A minute later, someone else pushed the door in, and Yu Chengbo stood up: "I'll go rush."

The elephant wanted to leave but dared not, Gu Tianjiao laughed and said, "It's too hot, let's go out together!"

It wasn't until they put on the shorts and shorts provided by the bathing place that the three of them went back to the locker room in their spare time, and walked upstairs with their mobile phones. The nervous atmosphere was calmed down by the noisy crowd.

The second floor of the bath is divided into a chat area and a rest area.The chat area is brightly lit and has card seats, which are divided into halls and boxes.The rest area is a dark room of nearly [-] square meters, with seven or eight rows of padded reclining chairs inside.

The lobby of the chatting area was full of people. Gu Tianjiao took a look at the rest area. Under the reflection of their respective TV screens, the people inside were lying neatly upright. He looked at the box again, probably afraid that the scene where the three of them were relatively silent just now would reappear. , and took Yu Cheng and the elephant to the rest area.

The waiter helped them find a place. Two of the lounge chairs were next to each other and the other was on the opposite side. It was just convenient for the three of them to chat, and no one would be left out.

The elephant climbed onto the separate chair without saying a word, and took a look at Yu Cheng.That meaning is too clear, "Even as a light bulb, I just want to be a quiet black light bulb."

Gu Tianjiao went to relax and sit down opposite the elephant, chatted up some gossip, and inadvertently talked about work.

Yu Cheng couldn't insert his mouth, looked around curiously, and found that there was massage service in the rest area.But...why is the masseuse wearing a black low-cut dress with straps and high slits?

Diagonally across from him, the girl in front of the old man sat on a small stool and massaged his feet.The back of the girl's skirt fell directly on the carpet, and the faint TV light was reflected on her chest and thighs. She was white and dazzling. The man's eyes were too busy to see.

Well?That girl's profile is so familiar...

Gu Tianjiao leaned over and asked with a low smile, "What do you want to do?"

The elephant also sat up and said seriously: "Be careful, the company's high-voltage lines!"

Yu Cheng's eyes were concentrated, and he called out to the girl: "Hey, sister, sister!"

Gu Tianjiao and the elephant looked at each other.

Yu Cheng: "There's a... tree... flow... Sister Malatang!"

The girl turned her head, and Yu Cheng was sure.Regardless of the stunned expressions of the other two people, he jumped off the recliner and ran over, smiling and saying hello: "You are here to work!"

Sister Shudong stared at him blankly: "Who are you?"

Yu Cheng foolishly pointed to his own face: "Me! I bought you... Malatang, and you even persuaded me, giving me an extra 50 yuan!"

Sister Shudong suddenly realized: "Oh, that masturbation!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

The old man answered curiously: "Your name is Shu Liu? Why don't you make Mala Tang?"

Sister Shudong turned her head and smiled at the old man: "There are few people in winter, and all the people who come out go to eat hot pot, and the Mala Tang shop can't continue to open."

Yu Cheng: "..."

hot pot?Nightclub companions?

Sister Shudong was busy, but Yu Cheng still had something to say to the girl who had comforted him, so at the same time, he didn't notice Gu Tianjiao and Daxiang who were sitting opposite each other, and secretly sat together, Looking at him, he assumed the posture of three aunts and six wives eating melon seeds and setting up a dragon's gate.

The elephant whispered to Gu Tianjiao, "It's a street girl."

Gu Tianjiao: "How do you know?"

Elephant: "A tree is a 'tree hole', a stream is a 'flowing warbler', A Cheng hesitating, it must be!"

Gu Tianjiao exaggerated the word "Oh" and asked back in a low voice: "He actually has this kind of friend!"

Elephant: "A friend is definitely not... probably a chat friend."

Gu Tianjiao nodded, still surprised: "He actually has such a chat friend!"

Elephant smiled, and Yu Cheng squatted five meters away from them and asked the girl, "Then is the salary good now, is it enough to pay the rent?" Elephant explained to Gu Tianjiao: "Ah Cheng, he has a lot of money. The feelings of romantic poets... everyone likes to whitewash others."

Gu Tianjiao: "Romantic poet?"

The elephant said seriously: "It means that there is a hole in the brain."

Gu Tianjiao laughed, and said, "You two have a good personality and have such a good relationship, why aren't you together?"

The elephant was stunned: "If you have the same personality, you can be together?"

Gu Tianjiao: "Isn't it right?"

Elephant: "If everyone thinks like you, the world will be peaceful."

Gu Tianjiao smiled: "You have finally spoken human words, so tell me why you don't want the world to be peaceful?"

The elephant was embarrassed, thought for a while and said, "You have to ask the poet A Cheng for such a poetic question."

Gu Tianjiao nodded: "The dwarf is short and crooked."

elephant:"……"

Gu Tianjiao: "Yes, you are taller than me, I'm talking about Xiao Cheng."

Yu Chengji ran over with his slippers on, picked up the cell phone that was shining and vibrating on the small table: "What are you talking about?... Hello, boss, good evening!... I'm outside, what instructions do you have?"

He changed his face back and forth seamlessly, like a child in the first half of a second, respectful in the second half of a second, kneeling and licking generously.Gu Tianjiao laughed, but Daxiang looked disgusted, moved back to his chair speechlessly, and took out the remote control to watch TV.

After Yu Cheng hung up the phone, his excitement turned into depression.

Gu Tianjiao observed his words and expressions: "What's wrong?"

Yu Cheng sat down on the recliner, frowned for a long time before saying: "Deng Tangda, the boss of Chen Xiaowei, sued Chen Xiaowei, saying that my weekly report is a running account."

Gu Tianjiao: "Oh, is that a running account?"

Yu Cheng was embarrassed, and said unconvinced: "But I wrote it in the way of the old team members! Rao Haizhen has three sentences in total, Su Kai has two sentences, and everyone else is like this. Mine is very long, so why just write it down? Tell me!"

Gu Tianjiao: "How did you write it?"

Yu Cheng repeated it to him: "Deng Tangda said that he still needs to write about his thoughts, insights and learning experience... Work is work, I just do it well, why should he bother with my 'thoughts' when he has nothing to do!"

Seeing him talking more and more, Gu Tianjiao asked, "Is this team under a lot of pressure? I saw you on the eighth floor a few times, and you were running around outside visitors, and didn't dare to say hello to you."

Yu Chengjing took a moment, didn't hold back, and told him about the incredible situation he had encountered in the past half month since Ma Jiali sued him on the first day of work.

Yu Cheng: "Boss Deng is usually away, but he came on Wednesday. In front of those people, flick me a silicone ball as big as this." He made a circle the size of a rice bowl with his hand, "I'll catch it and see, you Guess what? A flesh-colored lump with brown areolas and protruding breasts. It’s an E-cup breast! She said it was a gift for my meeting..."

Gu Tianjiao almost spit out his drink after taking a sip.

Yu Cheng: "And those senior managers under him, there is a boss of some kind of team, who hangs around his door every day when he has nothing to do, and speaks pornographically, regardless of gender. Twice I saw me eating ham for breakfast, so I asked, Yu Cheng , why do you always like to swallow this kind of stick?"

Gu Tianjiao: "Did you respond to him?"

Yu Cheng: "Well, I really can't bear the insult, tell him, because I like to chew them up!"

Gu Tianjiao didn't hold back, smiled for a long time, and said: "The answer is correct, but the subject, the senior manager, you rushed a little... After all, it hurts to think about it!"

Yu Cheng: "Brother Gu, you said that this kind of person has climbed so high? Did you say, 'problems left over from history'?"

Gu Tianjiao suppressed his smile: "It's hard to say, let's get to know it slowly. By the way, you just mentioned about Su Kai's false reporting of invoices and bribery in disguise. Did you ask Chen Xiaowei for instructions later?" ?”

Yu Cheng: "Sent a text message, Chen Xiaowei said 'OK'."

Gu Tianjiao nodded thoughtfully: "Save the screenshot of the text message. If something happens, as long as you don't profit from it, it won't be your turn."

Yu Cheng frowned: "What kind of profit do you make? I'm so worried... Oh, there is another person, Brother Gu, help me analyze it."

Gu Tianjiao: "Rao Haizhen?"

Yu Cheng: "Well, I turn my enemies away and turn my friends away. When I'm good, I feel very sincere and enthusiastic, and also help me some real things. But I always feel like it's illusory."

Gu Tianjiao looked back into his thirsty eyes, and smiled faintly: "I can't grow up for you, I have to learn to recognize it myself, and you can't generalize whether a person is good or not, you have to be right about the thing and not the person."

Yu Cheng thought to himself, well, here comes the big truth again.

Gu Tianjiao: "However, there is something I can help you with. I forwarded you a weekly report from someone else. That person was a P5 when he wrote that weekly report, and now he is the director of the subsidiary 'Angry Man Academy'."

Yu Cheng clicked his tongue and said: "Brother, you don't mean to write a weekly report, he will reach the sky in one step!"

Gu Tianjiao said helplessly: "You can see the leopard if you see the spot, you will understand after seeing it."

Yu Cheng: "But why did Deng Tangda insist on understanding my 'thought'?"

Gu Tianjiao smiled and shook his head: "The ghost hit the wall, right? Let me ask you, is Deng Tangda the one who brought you directly? No, right? But he is your boss's boss. You also have the right to understand your work potential. This includes Chen Xiaowei. You are mainly in contact with him now. He can understand you intuitively and know what is the most appropriate thing to send you to do. But if someday, you mainly Doesn’t the work cooperate with him? The weekly report is the only stable channel for the boss to know about your work status. As a newcomer, if you write the weekly report in a few words, how much effort can you see from it?”

Yu Chengyi was embarrassed. In the past, everyone was talking nonsense about the weekly report of the exhibition company. Anyway, no one read it, and the factory didn't even need to write it.

Are you working hard or not, and instead of observing the work process, just read the weekly newspaper?That management is too easy.

Gu Tianjiao saw what he was thinking and said with a smile: "Where you are playing, just follow the rules of the game, otherwise you will be out of the game in minutes. And from this point of view, Deng Tangda takes care of you very much. If someone else, such as Ma Jiali, directly Put a label of 'waste' on you and you're done. No matter how hard you work and how well you perform, unless the company is about to collapse and you stand up to turn the tide, otherwise the label will not be lifted until you die. Once there is a change in the department , you are the first one to pack up and leave."

Yu Cheng curled his lips: "I was wrong, I must study hard when I go back."

The two chatted for a long time, and the elephant fell asleep directly on the deck chair opposite.

Gu Tianjiao looked at the elephant thoughtfully, got up and pulled the blanket for him.At this time, sister Shudong shook in front of the two of them.

Sister Shudong: "Massage, press your feet?"

Gu Tianjiao had a serious face, with a hidden smile in his eyes, leaned back on his reclining chair, lit a cigarette, and watched the play in silence.

Yu Cheng chuckled twice: "I'm too familiar with you, what a shame!"

Sister Shudong: "It's not that I won't charge you money!"

Yu Cheng was taken aback, waved his hand and said, "No, no, you, your neckline is too low, I'm nervous."

Sister Shudong: "Huh? When I was working just now, you squatted next to me and asked this and that. What do you want to do?"

Yu Cheng: "The main reason is... I am very happy to see my old friend change career..."

Hearing that he said he was an "old friend", sister Shudong seemed a little moved, she sat down generously beside Yu Cheng's recliner for a moment, and took Li Qun from Gu Tianjiao.

She joined the fire to light a cigarette, and under the light of the fire, on the knuckles of her slender fingers, there were blood blisters swollen by massage.Yu Cheng deduced that it was really not long before he changed his career, otherwise the same parts should be full of calluses.But if she dresses like this, I'm afraid she hasn't completely changed her career.

Sister Shudong glanced at Gu Tianjiao, then turned around and asked Yu Cheng, "Have you found a new boyfriend?"

Yu Cheng: "...No."

Sister Shudong: "Oh, that's the one who dumped you, are you reconciled?"

Yu Cheng almost vomited blood with a "poof", his old background was exposed just like that.

Yu Cheng: "...my boss."

Gu Tianjiao didn't speak, just smiled.Sister Shudong was embarrassed, looked around in a panic, and said with a dry smile to Gu Tianjiao: "Ahaha, big boss... I think you and my brother feel very close, you are teasing you!" She said "hey" to the distance , said, "There is a guest who wants to touch his feet, so I will come right away~" After the one-man show, he turned around and asked Yu Cheng, "Brother...brother, you are looking for me to chat, right?"

Yu Cheng: "Yes, thank you, and... pay attention to your body."

Sister Shudong stubbed out the cigarette and gave him a real smile: "Okay, I'm going to work."

Yu Cheng: "Goodbye!"

Gu Tianjiao didn't return to smiling until after the girl left: "I thought you would persuade her, 'stop accepting cross-industry business'."

Yu Cheng shook his head: "I think so. But I can't imagine how hard other people's lives are. I can't help them. This kind of sarcastic remarks that seem to care but are actually understated are no different from slapping people in the face in public."

Gu Tianjiao paused, looked at the young man in front of him again, and smiled deeper: "'Romantic poet's feelings', the elephant said it well."

Yu Cheng 囧 said: "Say I have a hole in my head, right?"

Gu Tianjiao laughed: "Poet, please explain to me that two people whose personalities are in harmony, but should not be together, what kind of logic is this?"

Yu Cheng: "Ah? Whether they are compatible or not, and being together, these two things have no logic at all!"

Gu Tianjiao said with a deep smile, "Yes, you're only 23, and you still believe in the idea of ​​'satisfaction with water'."

Yu Cheng: "Why, brother, don't you believe it?"

Gu Tianjiao smiled: "I believe in 'you can't drink enough water', and live on daily necessities. A stable and long-term relationship requires two people to have the same three views. If the three views are different, a relationship can't go far; if the three views are the same, Feelings can be cultivated."

Yu Cheng thought for a while, then slowly said: "So when you are looking for a partner, the standard is suitable for living?"

Gu Tianjiao turned against the general: "You just look for what you like!"

Yu Cheng: "So we two have different views."

Gu Tianjiao smiled: "Don't bother with labeling, you haven't answered me yet."

Yu Cheng said solemnly: "Brother, you are right about your personality and three views, but first of all, the two of you have to like each other. If you like it, you can work hard to earn daily necessities, and it's not true that you can only drink water; , more or less is a problem. Washing the laundry, cleaning the floor, buying vegetables and cooking, watching the elderly take care of the children, taking care of the seven aunts and eight uncles, any small matter may cause resentment and quarrels because of a little bit of loss of balance, and in the end it will not If you like someone, you are willing to give for him. If you like each other, both of you give and accept what you give. They are very happy, even if they are not balanced, it is not worth mentioning at all.”

Gu Tianjiao was silent for a while, then laughed again: "Watching old people take care of children? Have you ever experienced it? It sounds like it's true!"

Yu Cheng: "Brother Gu has experience, why did Tingting's mother divorce you?"

Gu Tianjiao's face was a bit ugly, and he asked back: "You value feelings, so why did you get dumped?"

Yu Cheng was taken aback, and said in a low voice: "...I was defeated by 'true love', not daily necessities."

Gu Tianjiao: "Then it's over? Just 'like' is unreliable!"

Yu Cheng frowned, and said after a while: "Brother, how many times have you been in love? Oh, no, it should be, how many girlfriends have you had?"

Gu Tianjiao glanced at him and lit a cigarette: "Just two, Tingting's mother and Wang Qing. How about you?"

Yu Cheng: "...I'm the only one." He sighed and smiled weakly, "Neither of us can convince the other of this."

Gu Tianjiao smiled: "It doesn't matter if you say it or not, anyway, you are a 'poet' and I am a layman, we have our own worlds." He looked back at the elephant, "The elephant said, people like me, let the world be peaceful What about you, make your life happy—no, to be precise, it's 'wonderful', the ups and downs are wonderful. For people like me, the kind of soul mate you mentioned is like winning 500 million in the lottery Some people are going to hit the big luck, but I have always gambled bad luck."

He shrugged, put out his cigarette, and said nothing more.

The two of them were speechless for a while, Yu Cheng sat there for a while, not wanting to understand why he had such a good "date" when the light bulb was turned off.He sneaked a glance at Gu Tianjiao, who was resting his head on his hands, as if he was watching TV, but his eyes were blank, and no information could be read on his face.Yu Cheng turned on his phone, and at 11:30, he touched Gu Tianjiao's hand: "Brother, I didn't actually want to fight, so don't worry about it."

Gu Tianjiao smiled good-naturedly, got up and gently patted the elephant to wake him up, then turned around and said, "Don't compromise, friends don't have to be in the same mind. My brother sincerely wishes you can win 500 million!"

Yu Cheng hummed boringly.When chatting with Gu Tianjiao, it would be nice if we only talked about work.

Gu Tianjiao said: "It's not early, let's