女神
Chapter 1 (2)
Thick boy! !How dare you come to disturb your uncle and me? "
Womenswear Day [-]
"Let go of that kid!"
Uncle Leorio never expected that he, Jay, and Kurapika would see such bullying not long after they disembarked.
A wretched uncle's bastard is about to have an affair with a delicate-looking, cute and weak little loli!
And the little Lolita still looked at him pitifully(?) with dull(?) eyes!
This is how he, a lolicon, can bear it! (cross out)
This is how he, a bachelor, can bear it! ! (continue to fork off)
How could he, a righteous man, bear it! ! ! (Correct √)
"Don't let her go again, be careful I'm rude!"
The yellow-haired Ji Ji sneered, "Huh? It's up to you?"
Xiaojie laughed and said, "Uncle Leorie, don't forget that I'm still here!"
Ling Jing: The broom head?
Kurapika: "Count me in."
Ling Jing: ...Ah, it's yellow hair again...
Ling Jing complained silently.
"Two brats and a powerless office worker? Hahahaha, it's so funny!!!"
The boss of the yellow-haired plane wiped away the tears from physical laughter, and commanded the younger brothers viciously. "Teach me a lesson!!! Let them know that not everyone can be a hero!!"
"Yes! Boss!!"
A dozen or so gangsters each held wooden sticks and other weapons, and rushed towards the three of them viciously.
After a few minutes……
A group of punks with bruised noses and swollen faces were lying on the street.
Leorie proudly said: "Hahahaha, aren't you going to teach us a lesson? Get up!"
The boss with the yellow plane head was the worst one, and Leorio hit him in the face.
The mouth was vague and did not beg for mercy, "I don't know Taishan with my eyes, Boss, please forgive us! We will never dare again!"
Leorio was impatient: "Get out, get out."
"Yes Yes Yes Yes"
The boss got up in a hurry, and I didn't even care about the younger brother behind me, so he stumbled and ran away.
"Boss, wait for us." The gangsters hurriedly stumbled after seeing this.
Xiaojie stood in front of Ling Jing and asked, "Little sister, are you okay?"
Ling Jing said seriously: "I'm fine, thank you just now!" It's just magical to put cute clothes on the dusty floor!Not even through a bag!And has the street been disinfected? ! ! ! (...So this is what you were worried about)
Xiaojie smirked, "Hahaha, it's nothing."
Kurapika: "Aren't you tired of carrying so many things? Let me help you."
Ling Jing blinked: "Ah...that uncle said the same to me just now."
Kurapika: "..."
It seems really...
'Master, I feel that the three people on the opposite side have a lot of luck, which is only a lot more than the luck of the phantom troupe.And the child in the middle wearing green clothes has the strongest luck. '
'oh?But anyone in the tour group is better than them. '
'Master, it's the Phantom Troupe, not a tour group. "Zhennao complained.
’ And the protagonists are usually grown up, naive, helpful.Someone like Kuroro must be a villain! '
'...Xiao Zhi, what kind of messed things have you seen on the Internet recently. '
Zhinao was excited, "Master, you don't know that there are so many good-looking novels on the Internet!" !We don't have any of those things there! ! '
'We are struggling to deal with all kinds of natural disasters, how can we have time to write this kind of stuff. '
Although Ling Jing still had no expression on his face, Zhi Nao felt his sadness.It blamed itself, and then changed the subject and said, "Master, I have collected a lot of energy from them. As long as we keep collecting it, one day we will bring back full energy." '
Ling Jing softened her eyes, 'I believe there will be such a day. '
'By the way, Xiaozhi, will getting energy from others harm them? '
'Don't worry, master, in fact, whether it's gaining faith or collecting energy from people with luck, it's just a way to let the world recognize it.Let the recognition of other worlds drag our world down. '
Ling Jing: 'That's good. '
After all, the tour group was also where he was raised.
After getting the answer she wanted, Ling Jing was in a great mood, and said softly, "Although you are all yellow-haired, but you look much better than that uncle, so I will reluctantly trust you."
Ling Jing handed the bag to Kurapika.
Since there is a labor force that can be delivered to your door for free, why reject it.
Kurapika took the bag, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, he didn't expect that he would have a day of gaining others' trust with his face. "Then I have to thank you."
Ling Jing: "You're welcome."
Kurapika: "..."
Leorio, who was on the isolated side, hurriedly said, "There's me too! Don't ignore me! I helped you too!!"
Ling Jing said seriously: "Sorry, I don't talk to ugly people."
Leo Li: Hello!
puff--
Leorio went crazy: "Hey!! Xiaojie, what are you laughing at! And Kurapika! Don't think I don't know you're laughing when you turn around!!! Your trembling shoulders have already betrayed you!!"
"Little devil!! I saved you just now! Did you treat your savior with this attitude?!"
Ling Jing calmly opened the bone fan, "Just kidding."
"Not funny at all!!"
Lei Ouli wants to cry but you complain, "What's the matter with the little devils now! Why are they all brats, even such a cute little Luo..."
"Thank you just now."
"Little loli... Huh?" Leorie, who was complaining, was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that he touched the back of his head in embarrassment.
"Hahahaha, in fact, there is no need to thank you, other people will do the same when they see it, hahaha"
Xiaojie: "But Uncle Leorie, your expression doesn't mean that at all!"
Leorio, "Little Jie, don't talk nonsense, haha"
"that……"
"I know you want to thank me seriously, but there's no need, hahaha"
"actually……"
Ling Jing spoke hesitantly.
Leorio: "Ahaha, I don't need to thank you~"
Ling Jing: "Uncle..."
Leorio: "Actually, you don't need to call me uncle, I'm not that old yet, you can call me..."
"grandfather"
"That's right, call me Grandpa...! What? Grandpa? Am I that old?!"
Leorio squatted down, wanting to cry but no tears.
Have you finally calmed down?_[-]
Ling Jing: "Uncle, actually there is something I've wanted to tell you for a long time."
"What, what's the matter?"
Gon and Kurapika also looked curious.
Ling Jing was serious.
"Well, the zipper on the crotch of your suit is open."
Leorio: "..."
Xiaojie: "..."
Kurapika: "..."
Leorio jumped up like a frog, and zipped the zipper at the speed of light.His face flushed red.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !He is dead! ! !
Kurapika: "How embarrassing, actually on the street..."
Little Jamer.
Uncle Leorio is so pitiful.
Womenswear Day Six
"By the way, we don't know what your name is, little sister."
On the way, Kurapika asked while holding a plastic bag.
"Haven't you heard that if you want to know someone else's name, you must first say your own name?"
Kurapika smiled and said, "My name is Kurapika. You can call me Brother Kurapika. The brother in green clothes next to him is called Jay Freesh. You can call him Brother Xiaojie. As for the wretched uncle next to him, his name is Ray." Ori Palatinate, you can just call Leorio."
Leorie was dissatisfied: "What is a wretched uncle!! And why do you call your brother!!"
Kurapika: "Hehe, the wretched uncle who didn't zip up has no right to speak."
"I opened it up in a fight!!! Xiaojie, you believe me right!!"
Xiaojie's eyes widened dumbfoundedly: "Huh? I don't know."
"...Why are you like this..."
Leo Li wanted to cry but had no tears.
"My name is Ling Jing."
"Ling Jing? What a strange name. Can I call you Xiao Jing?" Xiaojie laughed.
"can."
"Hahaha, you look so cute!"
"Thank you."
"Where are your parents? How can you rest assured that you will come out alone?"
"Dead." The parents of his body are indeed dead.
"Ah! Sorry! I don't know..."
"fine."
Kurapika & Leorio: Jay, that idiot!
"Me! This time I came out to find my father!" Xiaojie showed an excited expression. "I will definitely, I will catch up with him and find him!"
"effort."
"Hahahaha, thank you Xiaojing."
Xiaojie asked strangely: "By the way, Xiaojing, where are you going? It's been a long time!"
"Shopping, shopping for clothes."
"Huh?? Aren't you going home?"
"No"
"Forget it, I'll stay with you."
"Thank you."
Xiaojie touched the back of his head, "Hahahaha, no need!"
Here, the two chatted happily.
The two silent people on the other side...
Leorio: "I always feel like we've been ignored..."
Kurapika: "...yeah"
after an hour.
Ling Jing calmly bought, bought, bought.Xiaojie spoke happily.Kurapika Leoli followed behind with his bag in hand.
two hours later.
Ling Jing continued to buy, buy, buy calmly.Xiaojie talked happily with plastic bags in both hands.Kurapika Leori continued to follow behind.
three hours later.
Ling Jing was happy to buy, buy, buy.Xiaojie Kurapika Leori followed quietly with his hands full in his pockets.
four hours later.
Ling Jing was excited to buy, buy, buy.The three hunchbacked behind him.
Five hours later...
six hours have passed
seven……
"..."
Leorio & Kurapika & Jay break down: "Please don't buy it!!!"
Ling Jing licked her small mouth unsatisfied, feeling a little pity.The labor force that was finally caught only persists here.
"Okay then, you guys take me home."
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" three people nodded hurriedly.
"call--"
Kurapika sighed, "I finally know why she came out alone."
Leo Li nodded with lingering fear.
Xiaojie, "We're taking Xiaojing back, and we have to go to Shanshushan quickly. I'm so hungry!"
"Cedar Hill?"
Ling Jing stopped in her tracks.
"Yeah, Xiaojing, do you know where Shanshushan is?" Xiaojie looked at him expectantly.
Ling Jing squinted at Xiaojie, although he didn't know where Shanshushan was, but he had a cheat.
Kurapika punched Xiaojie on the head and cursed: "Xiaojie, you idiot! Xiaojing is only five years old! How could you know!!"
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts!"
Rubbing his head, Xiaojie said disappointedly: "...That's right, Xiaojing, you're still so young..."
"I know."
"Eh eh??" The three were surprised.
A smile flashed across Ling Jing's originally unmoving eyes, and she covered the lower half of her face with her open bone fan, "However, I have conditions."
Xiaojie had a bad premonition, and said incredulously, "Could it be... continue to accompany you... to go shopping?"
Kurapika and Leorio also looked terrified.
"Oh, yes."
Xiaojie: "..."
Kurapika: "..."
Leorio: "..."
no! ! ! ! ! !
**
"Hmm~ It looks like Xiao Jingjing~ I've been very happy these days~~" Hisoka twisted his waist and looked at a certain loli-looking wife who was happily eating the cake.
Ling Jing looked serious: "Thanks to your card!"
Hisoka didn't twist his waist when he heard this, and he puffed up his face in depression.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Jingjing really only left him a little bit, and when he returned, there was only one ring nun left.
"Xiao Jingjing is really welcome~"
Ling Jing wiped her mouth with a handkerchief, "You can sell it after you get your hunter license. I heard you can buy it for [-] million!"
Well, who did you hear that from?Xiaozhi looked at you silently.
"Why didn't Xiao Jingjing sell you!"
Ling Jing stared straight at Hisoka, and said seriously: "Do you think I'm a fool?"
Hisoka: "..."
Is he like...
As for whether or not they could pass the entrance examination as a hunter, it was not within the scope of consideration of the two of them at all.
While the two were talking, the elevator finally reached the top. The two arrived quite early, and there were not many people in the open space in twos and threes.
Although Ling Jing is used to the feeling of being watched by everyone, it doesn't mean he likes the way he looks at the little white rabbit.
So he thought for a while, and pulled La Xisuo's clothes corner (the arm couldn't be pulled) under the horrified eyes of everyone.
Hisoka, who was furiously murderous, was taken aback for a moment, then he laughed and said, "Xiao Jingjing~what's the matter~"
Ling Jing opened her arms and said sweetly, "Hug~"
Hisoka: "..."
This guy...did he take the wrong medicine...
Seeing that the other party didn't respond, Ling Jing shouted again patiently, "Hug~"
Hisoka who reacted pretended to be nonchalant.
"dad?"
He stretched out his hand for a while, but the other party still ignored him.
Ling Jing suddenly raised her head expressionlessly, "Dad, I told you to hug me~"
Hisoka: "..."
Then he only threatened in a low voice that the two of them could hear, "Do you want me to play sm with you in public?"
Hisoka: "..."
You win (=_=)
After feeling that no one was watching him, Ling Jingan quietly nestled in Hisoka's arms, then took out the bubble gum from the pocket hanging on her waist and chewed it.
"Speaking of Hisoka, do you think this looks like your flexible love?" Ling Jing blew a bubble while speaking.
Hisoka: "...it's not like~"
Ling Jing glanced at him, and stirred the bubble in her mouth, "That's right, you invented this ability based on the little umbrella, and it can stretch freely."
"..."
Hisoka's forehead burst out with blue veins.
"If you make trouble again, I'll throw you out~"
Ling Jing blinked innocently.
Spit the bubble gum in his mouth on the head of an uncle who was fooling people with fruit juice, and said cutely to Hisoka, "I'm sleeping, hold me well."
It doesn't look like he just did something bad.
Womenswear Day [-]
Ling Jing was woken up by the noise around her.
"No~"
The eyes that had been closed for a long time were pierced by the light, and physiological tears flowed from the big cat eyes.
Ling Jing squinted her eyes and looked around, and found that people appeared in the open space at some time.
Ok?
Ling Jing looked straight in one direction.
Shouldn't they be in Cedar Hill?Is it also to test the hunter?
"Xiao Jingjing looks at others as soon as she wakes up~~"
A perverted sound that was familiar and no longer familiar sounded above his head.
Ling Jing squinted, "Sorry, I don't look at pussies."
Hisoka: "..."
"Crack, click, click," the nail-headed man next to him seemed to laugh.
Hisoka puffed up his face and said pitifully, "Xiao Yi~"
Xiao Yi?Ling Jing scanned the nail head with magical eyes.Obviously, the last time we met was a black, long, straight beauty.He still remembered that of course he was envious of the other person's hair, why did it turn into weeds after a few days without black hair?
"Il fan, did you fail the plastic surgery?"
Yi Er was silent for a moment, "Ka, Kaka, Kaka..."
After listening, Ling Jing said honestly, "Sorry, I don't understand foreign languages."
Il fans: ...
Hisoka laughed, "Hmm~ Xiao Yi said that this is his reading ability~"
Ling Jing's cat eyes slightly opened, "It's amazing."
"crack clap clap"
Ling Jing looked at Hisoka.
"Xiao Yi said that he would call him Ji Tara Ku~~"
"Okay." Ling Jing didn't ask any further questions knowingly.
Yier fan looked sideways, as long as he didn't steal money from him, the other party still had some merits.
"After all, even if you want to molest children, I can't stop you, can I?" Ling Jing said viciously.But he found out that the other party had been staring at the white-haired gentleman from the very beginning.
"..."
Il Mimo.
Is it too late for him to take back that sentence?
Hisoka: It's rare to see Xiao Yi deflated~~
"Uncle! You still have bubble gum on your head, is the juice you ordered clean?!"
Qi Ya sarcastically said to the embarrassed uncle on the opposite side.
The uncle, that is, Dongba, gritted his teeth inwardly.Damn, he just said why he was so unlucky today, no one drank his juice!It turned out that it was all caused by the bubble gum on the head! !
"Ahaha, don't worry, it's very clean!"
"Oh? Advanced drugs?" Qi Ya grinned and poured the juice on the ground.
Dongba sweated coldly on his forehead, and walked away dejectedly.
And Ling Jing's perspective is that the short uncle gave the white-haired kid and Xiaojie three people juice→the white-haired kid poured out the juice→the short uncle ran away.
Ling Jing pursed her lips, turned around boringly, and lay on Hisoka's shoulder.
Xu Shi noticed Ling Jing's gaze, and Xiaojie looked this way.
Suddenly, Xiaojie widened his eyes and shouted in disbelief, "Kurapica, Leorio! I think I saw Xiaojing!!"
Hearing this, Kurapika and Leorio looked around nervously, just in time to miss Ling Jing's sudden turning around.
Kurapika and Leorio breathed a sigh of relief when they didn't see a familiar figure. Now, whenever they hear the name Xiaojing, they all tense up, almost becoming a shadow in their hearts.
Leorie was dissatisfied, "Xiaojie, don't scare us, please!! Besides, Xiaojing is only five years old, how could she appear here!!"
No, I actually saw it just now...
Xiaojie looked at the unkind eyes of the two and touched his head in embarrassment.He intuitively felt that if he continued talking, he would die a terrible death.
"Who is Xiaojing?" Qi Ya couldn't help asking curiously.
Then... Qi Ya was caught by the three and vomited bitterly.
Qi Ya blushes: ...too...too enthusiastic...
"Ring, ring, ring..." The bell for the exam rang.The examiner appeared in front of everyone: "The registration time is now over, the number of participants is 406, and the hunter exam officially begins!"
When everyone was running, Ling Jing was really bored, so she yawned and murmured in Hisoka's ear, "I think I'm going to sleep, if you wake me up, I'll sm you..." After finishing speaking, she closed her eyes.
Hisoka, who was about to harvest the rotten fruit: "..."
It can be said that Ling Jing's exam can be passed in sleep.With Hisoka's cheating device, there is no need to worry about failing the exam and disturbing candidates with short-sightedness.
Of course, the premise is that as long as Hisoka doesn't take the initiative to provoke the examiner.
Ling Jing, enjoying everyone's attention, thought so.
"You'd better give me an explanation."
"Xiao Jingjing~ Don't blame me~~ The examiner asked me to do this~"
Hisoka wasn't afraid of his gaze.
What he said is the truth~
Hisoka thought proudly.
Students: …
Second Examiner: ... When did I let you attack me directly!
"And I, Xiao Jingjing, have slept for more than ten hours~~"
Ling Jing stared at him quietly for a while, and then let him go temporarily after noticing anything unusual.
"Okay, let me down!"
Hisoka let go of his hand happily.
Finally I can find the little fruit to play~~
Ling Jing tidied up her clothes and waved in Xiaojie's direction as a greeting, but he didn't intend to go there now.It's better to wait for them to digest the matter of why they are here before going to them.
"Jitara suffers. Hug~"
Ling Jing stretched out her arms softly, and shouted cutely.
Hisoka thought he was going to walk: "..."
The cute Yier fan: "..."
The frightened candidates: "..."
Oh my god, my little loli is too courageous, will she be killed directly? ! !
look!That nail head shot, he shot!I saw him hugging...Huh? ?Candidates were dumbfounded.
This person is wrong... How could someone with a terrifying and vicious appearance be a lolicon! ! !
No matter what everyone thinks, except for the three of Xiaojie and the curious Qi Ya, no one looks at Ling Jing anymore. After all, Hisoka alone is terrifying, and adding a nail head with a terrifying appearance is not 1+1=2 So easy.
Ling Jing sat on the new free labor force in satisfaction, and gave Hisoka a contemptuous look. He had been sleeping the whole time, although he woke up halfway and ate a piece of cake (it doesn't matter!), so he didn't hear the examiner at all. What are you talking about, you don't know the rules and content of the game, every minute is the rhythm of being out!I must quickly find a thigh to hug. (He is definitely not lazy!) Hisoka is unreliable in any way, and he is not as quiet as Yiermi.
And don't think that he doesn't know, his arms are already sore, or else he was so happy when he said he didn't want to hug him! (Hisoka: I'm so happy to be able to find small fruits!!)
Hmph, the physical strength is so poor, no wonder it is a subject!Huh?Did he seem to say something serious?Forget it, it doesn't matter.
Xiaozhi, who detected his master's thoughts: "..."
Should it light a candle for Mr. Hisoka...
"Jitaraku, what is the content of the exam?"
"crack clap clap"
Ling Jing, who lost the humanoid translator, felt a little regretful, if she knew it, she would have stayed with Hisoka for a while.
"Can you speak human language?"
Ling Jing swears with Kuroro's wax that he has absolutely no ridicule or provocation.
Il fans: "..."
Yiermi slowly took out a nail from the side of the mouth. This unscientific human body structure made Ling Jing look at Yiermi even hotter.
I really want to dissect it.
Yier fan: "...This is the ability to read."
Ah?Ling Jing was confused.
Yier fan: "You said it..."
Ling Jing bowed her head in embarrassment, and tried her best to express her apology.Although, there was still no expression on his face.
Womenswear Day [-]
"This is the Wetland of Smell, the lair of fraudsters. The creatures here will use all means to deceive their prey. Be careful not to be fooled." Speaking of this, Yiermi paused and emphasized, "That's what the examiner said."
"kindness?"
Yi Ermi said in an unwavering voice, "Actually, there is nothing to say, just follow the examiner."
Ling Jing suddenly thought, so the hunter test is either running or walking... (Fog!)
Facts have proved that Ling Jing's choice is not wrong.Being hugged by Yiermi, he walked through the wetlands of Shimera without any risk, while Hisoka...Ling Jing still hasn't seen him...
Sure enough, I had a lot of fun...
"Hmm~ What is Xiao Jingjing thinking~"
Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.
Ling Jing remained expressionless, "Ah, I was wondering when you will pay back the money."
Hisoka: "...When did I owe you money..."
"just."
Hisoka: "..."
After the curly-bearded examiner left, the door opened, and a beautiful woman with a round head (?) and a round fat man appeared in the door.
Do hunters have to have characteristics?Ling Jing was rarely confused.
"Welcome to everyone who passed the first hunter exam. I am the examiner of the second exam, Men Qi."
"It's also the examiner, Buhara." After the fat man finished speaking, there was a sound in his stomach.
Candidates, "...What, what is this sound?..."
Men Qi looked up at Buhara, "It seems that you are very hungry."
Buhara was embarrassed, "I'm so hungry that my chest is on my back."
Men Qi stood up, "So, the content of the second exam is..."
Ling Jing patted her left palm with the bone fan of her right hand, "So that's it, is it cannibalism?"
Men Qi who hadn't finished speaking: "..."
Candidates who felt a little absurd and made sense panicked.
Ling Jing continued, "Is the content of our exam to defeat that man-eating monster?"
All the candidates suddenly said, "So that's the case."
Men Qi: "..."
Bharat, who just wanted to eat: "..."
A # character popped out of Men Qi's forehead, and he said angrily, "Shut up! The content of the second exam is...cooking!!!"
The crowd was astonished.
"Materials, cooking?"
A yellow-headed fat man was dissatisfied, "Wait a minute, you said cooking? We are here to take the hunter exam!"
Men Qi took it for granted, "That's right, cook something that satisfies us. This is the question for the second exam."
"Why cooking?"
"That's because we are food hunters!"
All the candidates laughed.
All right!Ling Jing closed her eyes and rested.
Are these people stupid?It doesn't matter whether the above two are food hunters or other hunters.Will the ability to be selected as an examiner be inferior?However, why does the hunter exam need cooking?Conquer each other with food when fighting?
"The specified material is a pig."
"As long as it is a pig that lives in this Biscayne forest, it can be any type."
"Using the cooking tools here to make these pigs, if the two of us agree that it is delicious, it will be considered qualified."
"Then, the second exam, let's begin!"
Ling Jing left Yiermi's side, planning to make a living by herself.It’s been a long time since I’ve been here, and I haven’t cooked by myself, so I don’t know if my skills are rusty.
"Xiaozhi, who are the pigs in Biscayne Forest?" '
'Master, there is only one kind. '
'kindness? '
'Big Nosed Boar, the fiercest pig in the world, knocks enemies away with its big, hard nose. '
"Oh~ It's really not that simple~"
But... the forest is his home field...
Ling Jing is a plant-type supernatural power. I usually buy seeds and materialize seeds, but there are no plants around. Now there are not only so many spaces to use, it is very easy without him.
Two or three times, he manipulated the surrounding big trees to pierce the pig through its belly.That's right!It's that bloody!
Seeing Xiaojie on the way back, Ling Jing silently walked behind him, put her index finger on his waist, and then...
"Hahahahahaha, it's so itchy! Hahaha..." Xiaojie rolled on the ground laughing.
Kurapika & Leorio & Kira: "...=="
After they all hunted down a pig, Ling Jing grabbed the pig's tail and walked behind them silently, dragging blood all over the place.
The ferocious look made everyone feel cold.
Qi Ya twitched his mouth and asked, "So this is the helpless Xiao Jing you rescued?"
The three fell silent.
Leorio: ...so why did he rush up to seek punishment! !
Ling Jing closed her eyes and said calmly, "I'm very happy."
Xiaojie smiled heartlessly, "I didn't expect you, Xiaojing, to take the hunter exam. I wanted to talk to you in the first exam."
"Well, I was surprised too."
Qi Ya looked at him curiously, "Are you really five years old? It's amazing to be able to get together with that monster."
Ling Jing wondered, "Who are you?"
"My name is Qi Ya, I'm 12 years old, I met Xiaojie and the others during the exam."
"Ling Jing. Five years old."
"As for who is the monster you mentioned?"
Leo Li said solemnly, "Number 44, Hisoka."
Ling Jing tilted her head, "Hisuo? I think it's okay. If it's clothing, it's quite tasteful. It shows his small waist."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Huh? Why did you stop?"
Qi Ya laughed loudly, "You are much more interesting than I thought!"
Leorio was helpless: "You really have a big heart..."
Xiaojie sighed, "But Xiaojing, you and Hisoka have such a good relationship."
Ling Jing wasn't sure, "Huh? Is that so? Maybe! They came from the same tour group after all."
"Tour group??"
The four spoke in disbelief.Just about to ask again, but already arrived at the destination.
Ling Jing found a better place, and put the pig on the wooden table.Stepping on a small bench, her small face was serious.
Well, after all, time is limited, so it's better to make roast suckling pig.
He swiftly hacked along the centerline of the keel with a knife to remove the viscera and dirt inside.Then rub the five-spice powder and refined salt in the abdominal cavity of the pig, and wait for about 30 minutes.
Looking at the seasoning sauce, Ling Jing had a problem. He knew fermented bean curd, sesame paste, sugar, minced garlic, monosodium glutamate, cornstarch, and five-spice powder.What are the other seasonings?Forget it, don't make it so troublesome, that's all.Mix these seasonings thoroughly and apply them in the pig cavity.Use bamboo strips and several bamboo sticks to shape the suckling pig, and then pour boiling water on the suckling pig until the skin is hard.White wine, vinegar, and maltose in a bowl, add water to mix, and smear it on the suckling pig skin.After these steps are done, the suckling pig is put on the grill and roasted hard!
Ling Jing clapped her little hands in satisfaction, and just waited until it was cooked and took it off!
but……
Ling Jing quietly looked around, why is it that someone has already baked it? ? ?
He had an ominous feeling.
Sure enough, before Ling Jing's roasted pig was cooked, Men Qi was furious.
"All failed!!"
Ugh!
Ling Jing sighed.
In the end, the president of the Hunter Association came forward and asked everyone to cook an egg to pass.
Really... that old man, is it a pain in the ass to have nothing to do...
However, after Ling Jing left, Men Qi smelled the aroma and ran to a roast pig that was empty.
"It's so good... it smells so good..."
After tearing off a piece of pigskin, the rich taste spread in his mouth, and Men Qi's eyes widened. "Good... delicious!"
"Buhara!!! Do you know who the person here is? This person is qualified!!"
"Huh? Men Qi, the exam is over long ago, maybe he was eaten by spiders long ago."
"Yes...is it...it's a pity, such a good seedling."
Womenswear Day Nine
on the airship.
Ling Jing looked at the green jelly man curiously, wow, is this a monster cultivated by jelly?
"The scheduled arrival time at the next destination is [-]:[-] am tomorrow morning. We have prepared food in the cafeteria, and everyone can rest separately."
"Before we contact you, you are free to spend your time."
Ling Jing narrowed her eyes happily, cake, cake~~
I wanted to go with Xiaojie, but he has already eloped with his good friend, well, let's not bother them.
Walking around on the airship, I found that the interior was quite empty.And from the airship, you can also see the scenery outside the window.
very beautiful……
Ling Jing softened her face, her eyes were full of smiles.
"Qi Ya, come here quickly."
"Ok?"
Ling Jing who was disturbed by the noise was a little unhappy.
Xiaojie scratched the back of his head, showing a sunny smile: "So Xiaojing, you are here!"
Ling Jing moved to the side to make room for the two.
"Are you going to rob the kitchen?" He pointed to the chicken legs in the hands of the two of them.
"Hahahaha, Xiaojing, how do you know! Do you want it?" Xiaojie grinned.
"No, I have these." Ling Jing motioned them to look at the windowsill.
"Wow!!"
All kinds of cakes, sweets and chocolates are displayed there.
Qi Ya threw away the chicken leg, his eyes glistened, and he looked at Ling Jing expectantly, "Can I eat it?"
Ling Jing shook the bone fan, raised her chin, "Yes."
After the wind swept away the remnant clouds, Qiya Xiaojie enjoyed stroking his belly.
"Speaking of Qiya, where are your parents?"
"Probably still alive...probably."
"What are you doing?"
"Killing machine."
Um?Ling Jing opened her eyes and glanced at Qi Ya.Was it the beating of the enemy?
After hearing that Qi Ya had injured her mother and elder brother and ran away from home, Ling Jing couldn't help but say, "I'm really envious."
Qi Ya looked at him, "Envious?"
"Well, your parents are very happy that they didn't blame you for being injured. But I just destroyed his house."
Qiu: "..."
It's only natural for someone to be angry...
Xiaojie asked, "Xiaojing is talking about your father? But didn't you say he died?"
Ling Jing looked at him contemptuously, "Of course he was adopted!"
"a ha ha ha"
Ling Jing was in a daze.He now finally knows why Il fans pay attention to Qi Ya.Brother... By the way, he is also a brother, and he doesn't know how Ling Jing is doing now.
"So do you three want to play games with me?"
When Ling Jing came back to her senses, she heard an old man say this.
"..." Who can tell him what happened just now?
"If you win, you will get the hunter license directly, how about it?"
Ling Jing despises, it is so obvious that there is a ghost, only those who have no IQ will agree.
The fool Xiaojie said happily, "Okay, okay!"
Ling Jing: "...=="
Sure enough, under the repeated shelling by Xiaojie and Qiya, the ball was still firmly in the old man's hand.
"Xiao Jing, come grab it too!" Xiaojie waved to Ling Jing who was standing at the door.
"Tsk."
Ling Jing walked up to the old man expressionlessly.
Womenswear Day [-]
"Let go of that kid!"
Uncle Leorio never expected that he, Jay, and Kurapika would see such bullying not long after they disembarked.
A wretched uncle's bastard is about to have an affair with a delicate-looking, cute and weak little loli!
And the little Lolita still looked at him pitifully(?) with dull(?) eyes!
This is how he, a lolicon, can bear it! (cross out)
This is how he, a bachelor, can bear it! ! (continue to fork off)
How could he, a righteous man, bear it! ! ! (Correct √)
"Don't let her go again, be careful I'm rude!"
The yellow-haired Ji Ji sneered, "Huh? It's up to you?"
Xiaojie laughed and said, "Uncle Leorie, don't forget that I'm still here!"
Ling Jing: The broom head?
Kurapika: "Count me in."
Ling Jing: ...Ah, it's yellow hair again...
Ling Jing complained silently.
"Two brats and a powerless office worker? Hahahaha, it's so funny!!!"
The boss of the yellow-haired plane wiped away the tears from physical laughter, and commanded the younger brothers viciously. "Teach me a lesson!!! Let them know that not everyone can be a hero!!"
"Yes! Boss!!"
A dozen or so gangsters each held wooden sticks and other weapons, and rushed towards the three of them viciously.
After a few minutes……
A group of punks with bruised noses and swollen faces were lying on the street.
Leorie proudly said: "Hahahaha, aren't you going to teach us a lesson? Get up!"
The boss with the yellow plane head was the worst one, and Leorio hit him in the face.
The mouth was vague and did not beg for mercy, "I don't know Taishan with my eyes, Boss, please forgive us! We will never dare again!"
Leorio was impatient: "Get out, get out."
"Yes Yes Yes Yes"
The boss got up in a hurry, and I didn't even care about the younger brother behind me, so he stumbled and ran away.
"Boss, wait for us." The gangsters hurriedly stumbled after seeing this.
Xiaojie stood in front of Ling Jing and asked, "Little sister, are you okay?"
Ling Jing said seriously: "I'm fine, thank you just now!" It's just magical to put cute clothes on the dusty floor!Not even through a bag!And has the street been disinfected? ! ! ! (...So this is what you were worried about)
Xiaojie smirked, "Hahaha, it's nothing."
Kurapika: "Aren't you tired of carrying so many things? Let me help you."
Ling Jing blinked: "Ah...that uncle said the same to me just now."
Kurapika: "..."
It seems really...
'Master, I feel that the three people on the opposite side have a lot of luck, which is only a lot more than the luck of the phantom troupe.And the child in the middle wearing green clothes has the strongest luck. '
'oh?But anyone in the tour group is better than them. '
'Master, it's the Phantom Troupe, not a tour group. "Zhennao complained.
’ And the protagonists are usually grown up, naive, helpful.Someone like Kuroro must be a villain! '
'...Xiao Zhi, what kind of messed things have you seen on the Internet recently. '
Zhinao was excited, "Master, you don't know that there are so many good-looking novels on the Internet!" !We don't have any of those things there! ! '
'We are struggling to deal with all kinds of natural disasters, how can we have time to write this kind of stuff. '
Although Ling Jing still had no expression on his face, Zhi Nao felt his sadness.It blamed itself, and then changed the subject and said, "Master, I have collected a lot of energy from them. As long as we keep collecting it, one day we will bring back full energy." '
Ling Jing softened her eyes, 'I believe there will be such a day. '
'By the way, Xiaozhi, will getting energy from others harm them? '
'Don't worry, master, in fact, whether it's gaining faith or collecting energy from people with luck, it's just a way to let the world recognize it.Let the recognition of other worlds drag our world down. '
Ling Jing: 'That's good. '
After all, the tour group was also where he was raised.
After getting the answer she wanted, Ling Jing was in a great mood, and said softly, "Although you are all yellow-haired, but you look much better than that uncle, so I will reluctantly trust you."
Ling Jing handed the bag to Kurapika.
Since there is a labor force that can be delivered to your door for free, why reject it.
Kurapika took the bag, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, he didn't expect that he would have a day of gaining others' trust with his face. "Then I have to thank you."
Ling Jing: "You're welcome."
Kurapika: "..."
Leorio, who was on the isolated side, hurriedly said, "There's me too! Don't ignore me! I helped you too!!"
Ling Jing said seriously: "Sorry, I don't talk to ugly people."
Leo Li: Hello!
puff--
Leorio went crazy: "Hey!! Xiaojie, what are you laughing at! And Kurapika! Don't think I don't know you're laughing when you turn around!!! Your trembling shoulders have already betrayed you!!"
"Little devil!! I saved you just now! Did you treat your savior with this attitude?!"
Ling Jing calmly opened the bone fan, "Just kidding."
"Not funny at all!!"
Lei Ouli wants to cry but you complain, "What's the matter with the little devils now! Why are they all brats, even such a cute little Luo..."
"Thank you just now."
"Little loli... Huh?" Leorie, who was complaining, was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that he touched the back of his head in embarrassment.
"Hahahaha, in fact, there is no need to thank you, other people will do the same when they see it, hahaha"
Xiaojie: "But Uncle Leorie, your expression doesn't mean that at all!"
Leorio, "Little Jie, don't talk nonsense, haha"
"that……"
"I know you want to thank me seriously, but there's no need, hahaha"
"actually……"
Ling Jing spoke hesitantly.
Leorio: "Ahaha, I don't need to thank you~"
Ling Jing: "Uncle..."
Leorio: "Actually, you don't need to call me uncle, I'm not that old yet, you can call me..."
"grandfather"
"That's right, call me Grandpa...! What? Grandpa? Am I that old?!"
Leorio squatted down, wanting to cry but no tears.
Have you finally calmed down?_[-]
Ling Jing: "Uncle, actually there is something I've wanted to tell you for a long time."
"What, what's the matter?"
Gon and Kurapika also looked curious.
Ling Jing was serious.
"Well, the zipper on the crotch of your suit is open."
Leorio: "..."
Xiaojie: "..."
Kurapika: "..."
Leorio jumped up like a frog, and zipped the zipper at the speed of light.His face flushed red.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !He is dead! ! !
Kurapika: "How embarrassing, actually on the street..."
Little Jamer.
Uncle Leorio is so pitiful.
Womenswear Day Six
"By the way, we don't know what your name is, little sister."
On the way, Kurapika asked while holding a plastic bag.
"Haven't you heard that if you want to know someone else's name, you must first say your own name?"
Kurapika smiled and said, "My name is Kurapika. You can call me Brother Kurapika. The brother in green clothes next to him is called Jay Freesh. You can call him Brother Xiaojie. As for the wretched uncle next to him, his name is Ray." Ori Palatinate, you can just call Leorio."
Leorie was dissatisfied: "What is a wretched uncle!! And why do you call your brother!!"
Kurapika: "Hehe, the wretched uncle who didn't zip up has no right to speak."
"I opened it up in a fight!!! Xiaojie, you believe me right!!"
Xiaojie's eyes widened dumbfoundedly: "Huh? I don't know."
"...Why are you like this..."
Leo Li wanted to cry but had no tears.
"My name is Ling Jing."
"Ling Jing? What a strange name. Can I call you Xiao Jing?" Xiaojie laughed.
"can."
"Hahaha, you look so cute!"
"Thank you."
"Where are your parents? How can you rest assured that you will come out alone?"
"Dead." The parents of his body are indeed dead.
"Ah! Sorry! I don't know..."
"fine."
Kurapika & Leorio: Jay, that idiot!
"Me! This time I came out to find my father!" Xiaojie showed an excited expression. "I will definitely, I will catch up with him and find him!"
"effort."
"Hahahaha, thank you Xiaojing."
Xiaojie asked strangely: "By the way, Xiaojing, where are you going? It's been a long time!"
"Shopping, shopping for clothes."
"Huh?? Aren't you going home?"
"No"
"Forget it, I'll stay with you."
"Thank you."
Xiaojie touched the back of his head, "Hahahaha, no need!"
Here, the two chatted happily.
The two silent people on the other side...
Leorio: "I always feel like we've been ignored..."
Kurapika: "...yeah"
after an hour.
Ling Jing calmly bought, bought, bought.Xiaojie spoke happily.Kurapika Leoli followed behind with his bag in hand.
two hours later.
Ling Jing continued to buy, buy, buy calmly.Xiaojie talked happily with plastic bags in both hands.Kurapika Leori continued to follow behind.
three hours later.
Ling Jing was happy to buy, buy, buy.Xiaojie Kurapika Leori followed quietly with his hands full in his pockets.
four hours later.
Ling Jing was excited to buy, buy, buy.The three hunchbacked behind him.
Five hours later...
six hours have passed
seven……
"..."
Leorio & Kurapika & Jay break down: "Please don't buy it!!!"
Ling Jing licked her small mouth unsatisfied, feeling a little pity.The labor force that was finally caught only persists here.
"Okay then, you guys take me home."
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" three people nodded hurriedly.
"call--"
Kurapika sighed, "I finally know why she came out alone."
Leo Li nodded with lingering fear.
Xiaojie, "We're taking Xiaojing back, and we have to go to Shanshushan quickly. I'm so hungry!"
"Cedar Hill?"
Ling Jing stopped in her tracks.
"Yeah, Xiaojing, do you know where Shanshushan is?" Xiaojie looked at him expectantly.
Ling Jing squinted at Xiaojie, although he didn't know where Shanshushan was, but he had a cheat.
Kurapika punched Xiaojie on the head and cursed: "Xiaojie, you idiot! Xiaojing is only five years old! How could you know!!"
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts!"
Rubbing his head, Xiaojie said disappointedly: "...That's right, Xiaojing, you're still so young..."
"I know."
"Eh eh??" The three were surprised.
A smile flashed across Ling Jing's originally unmoving eyes, and she covered the lower half of her face with her open bone fan, "However, I have conditions."
Xiaojie had a bad premonition, and said incredulously, "Could it be... continue to accompany you... to go shopping?"
Kurapika and Leorio also looked terrified.
"Oh, yes."
Xiaojie: "..."
Kurapika: "..."
Leorio: "..."
no! ! ! ! ! !
**
"Hmm~ It looks like Xiao Jingjing~ I've been very happy these days~~" Hisoka twisted his waist and looked at a certain loli-looking wife who was happily eating the cake.
Ling Jing looked serious: "Thanks to your card!"
Hisoka didn't twist his waist when he heard this, and he puffed up his face in depression.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Jingjing really only left him a little bit, and when he returned, there was only one ring nun left.
"Xiao Jingjing is really welcome~"
Ling Jing wiped her mouth with a handkerchief, "You can sell it after you get your hunter license. I heard you can buy it for [-] million!"
Well, who did you hear that from?Xiaozhi looked at you silently.
"Why didn't Xiao Jingjing sell you!"
Ling Jing stared straight at Hisoka, and said seriously: "Do you think I'm a fool?"
Hisoka: "..."
Is he like...
As for whether or not they could pass the entrance examination as a hunter, it was not within the scope of consideration of the two of them at all.
While the two were talking, the elevator finally reached the top. The two arrived quite early, and there were not many people in the open space in twos and threes.
Although Ling Jing is used to the feeling of being watched by everyone, it doesn't mean he likes the way he looks at the little white rabbit.
So he thought for a while, and pulled La Xisuo's clothes corner (the arm couldn't be pulled) under the horrified eyes of everyone.
Hisoka, who was furiously murderous, was taken aback for a moment, then he laughed and said, "Xiao Jingjing~what's the matter~"
Ling Jing opened her arms and said sweetly, "Hug~"
Hisoka: "..."
This guy...did he take the wrong medicine...
Seeing that the other party didn't respond, Ling Jing shouted again patiently, "Hug~"
Hisoka who reacted pretended to be nonchalant.
"dad?"
He stretched out his hand for a while, but the other party still ignored him.
Ling Jing suddenly raised her head expressionlessly, "Dad, I told you to hug me~"
Hisoka: "..."
Then he only threatened in a low voice that the two of them could hear, "Do you want me to play sm with you in public?"
Hisoka: "..."
You win (=_=)
After feeling that no one was watching him, Ling Jingan quietly nestled in Hisoka's arms, then took out the bubble gum from the pocket hanging on her waist and chewed it.
"Speaking of Hisoka, do you think this looks like your flexible love?" Ling Jing blew a bubble while speaking.
Hisoka: "...it's not like~"
Ling Jing glanced at him, and stirred the bubble in her mouth, "That's right, you invented this ability based on the little umbrella, and it can stretch freely."
"..."
Hisoka's forehead burst out with blue veins.
"If you make trouble again, I'll throw you out~"
Ling Jing blinked innocently.
Spit the bubble gum in his mouth on the head of an uncle who was fooling people with fruit juice, and said cutely to Hisoka, "I'm sleeping, hold me well."
It doesn't look like he just did something bad.
Womenswear Day [-]
Ling Jing was woken up by the noise around her.
"No~"
The eyes that had been closed for a long time were pierced by the light, and physiological tears flowed from the big cat eyes.
Ling Jing squinted her eyes and looked around, and found that people appeared in the open space at some time.
Ok?
Ling Jing looked straight in one direction.
Shouldn't they be in Cedar Hill?Is it also to test the hunter?
"Xiao Jingjing looks at others as soon as she wakes up~~"
A perverted sound that was familiar and no longer familiar sounded above his head.
Ling Jing squinted, "Sorry, I don't look at pussies."
Hisoka: "..."
"Crack, click, click," the nail-headed man next to him seemed to laugh.
Hisoka puffed up his face and said pitifully, "Xiao Yi~"
Xiao Yi?Ling Jing scanned the nail head with magical eyes.Obviously, the last time we met was a black, long, straight beauty.He still remembered that of course he was envious of the other person's hair, why did it turn into weeds after a few days without black hair?
"Il fan, did you fail the plastic surgery?"
Yi Er was silent for a moment, "Ka, Kaka, Kaka..."
After listening, Ling Jing said honestly, "Sorry, I don't understand foreign languages."
Il fans: ...
Hisoka laughed, "Hmm~ Xiao Yi said that this is his reading ability~"
Ling Jing's cat eyes slightly opened, "It's amazing."
"crack clap clap"
Ling Jing looked at Hisoka.
"Xiao Yi said that he would call him Ji Tara Ku~~"
"Okay." Ling Jing didn't ask any further questions knowingly.
Yier fan looked sideways, as long as he didn't steal money from him, the other party still had some merits.
"After all, even if you want to molest children, I can't stop you, can I?" Ling Jing said viciously.But he found out that the other party had been staring at the white-haired gentleman from the very beginning.
"..."
Il Mimo.
Is it too late for him to take back that sentence?
Hisoka: It's rare to see Xiao Yi deflated~~
"Uncle! You still have bubble gum on your head, is the juice you ordered clean?!"
Qi Ya sarcastically said to the embarrassed uncle on the opposite side.
The uncle, that is, Dongba, gritted his teeth inwardly.Damn, he just said why he was so unlucky today, no one drank his juice!It turned out that it was all caused by the bubble gum on the head! !
"Ahaha, don't worry, it's very clean!"
"Oh? Advanced drugs?" Qi Ya grinned and poured the juice on the ground.
Dongba sweated coldly on his forehead, and walked away dejectedly.
And Ling Jing's perspective is that the short uncle gave the white-haired kid and Xiaojie three people juice→the white-haired kid poured out the juice→the short uncle ran away.
Ling Jing pursed her lips, turned around boringly, and lay on Hisoka's shoulder.
Xu Shi noticed Ling Jing's gaze, and Xiaojie looked this way.
Suddenly, Xiaojie widened his eyes and shouted in disbelief, "Kurapica, Leorio! I think I saw Xiaojing!!"
Hearing this, Kurapika and Leorio looked around nervously, just in time to miss Ling Jing's sudden turning around.
Kurapika and Leorio breathed a sigh of relief when they didn't see a familiar figure. Now, whenever they hear the name Xiaojing, they all tense up, almost becoming a shadow in their hearts.
Leorie was dissatisfied, "Xiaojie, don't scare us, please!! Besides, Xiaojing is only five years old, how could she appear here!!"
No, I actually saw it just now...
Xiaojie looked at the unkind eyes of the two and touched his head in embarrassment.He intuitively felt that if he continued talking, he would die a terrible death.
"Who is Xiaojing?" Qi Ya couldn't help asking curiously.
Then... Qi Ya was caught by the three and vomited bitterly.
Qi Ya blushes: ...too...too enthusiastic...
"Ring, ring, ring..." The bell for the exam rang.The examiner appeared in front of everyone: "The registration time is now over, the number of participants is 406, and the hunter exam officially begins!"
When everyone was running, Ling Jing was really bored, so she yawned and murmured in Hisoka's ear, "I think I'm going to sleep, if you wake me up, I'll sm you..." After finishing speaking, she closed her eyes.
Hisoka, who was about to harvest the rotten fruit: "..."
It can be said that Ling Jing's exam can be passed in sleep.With Hisoka's cheating device, there is no need to worry about failing the exam and disturbing candidates with short-sightedness.
Of course, the premise is that as long as Hisoka doesn't take the initiative to provoke the examiner.
Ling Jing, enjoying everyone's attention, thought so.
"You'd better give me an explanation."
"Xiao Jingjing~ Don't blame me~~ The examiner asked me to do this~"
Hisoka wasn't afraid of his gaze.
What he said is the truth~
Hisoka thought proudly.
Students: …
Second Examiner: ... When did I let you attack me directly!
"And I, Xiao Jingjing, have slept for more than ten hours~~"
Ling Jing stared at him quietly for a while, and then let him go temporarily after noticing anything unusual.
"Okay, let me down!"
Hisoka let go of his hand happily.
Finally I can find the little fruit to play~~
Ling Jing tidied up her clothes and waved in Xiaojie's direction as a greeting, but he didn't intend to go there now.It's better to wait for them to digest the matter of why they are here before going to them.
"Jitara suffers. Hug~"
Ling Jing stretched out her arms softly, and shouted cutely.
Hisoka thought he was going to walk: "..."
The cute Yier fan: "..."
The frightened candidates: "..."
Oh my god, my little loli is too courageous, will she be killed directly? ! !
look!That nail head shot, he shot!I saw him hugging...Huh? ?Candidates were dumbfounded.
This person is wrong... How could someone with a terrifying and vicious appearance be a lolicon! ! !
No matter what everyone thinks, except for the three of Xiaojie and the curious Qi Ya, no one looks at Ling Jing anymore. After all, Hisoka alone is terrifying, and adding a nail head with a terrifying appearance is not 1+1=2 So easy.
Ling Jing sat on the new free labor force in satisfaction, and gave Hisoka a contemptuous look. He had been sleeping the whole time, although he woke up halfway and ate a piece of cake (it doesn't matter!), so he didn't hear the examiner at all. What are you talking about, you don't know the rules and content of the game, every minute is the rhythm of being out!I must quickly find a thigh to hug. (He is definitely not lazy!) Hisoka is unreliable in any way, and he is not as quiet as Yiermi.
And don't think that he doesn't know, his arms are already sore, or else he was so happy when he said he didn't want to hug him! (Hisoka: I'm so happy to be able to find small fruits!!)
Hmph, the physical strength is so poor, no wonder it is a subject!Huh?Did he seem to say something serious?Forget it, it doesn't matter.
Xiaozhi, who detected his master's thoughts: "..."
Should it light a candle for Mr. Hisoka...
"Jitaraku, what is the content of the exam?"
"crack clap clap"
Ling Jing, who lost the humanoid translator, felt a little regretful, if she knew it, she would have stayed with Hisoka for a while.
"Can you speak human language?"
Ling Jing swears with Kuroro's wax that he has absolutely no ridicule or provocation.
Il fans: "..."
Yiermi slowly took out a nail from the side of the mouth. This unscientific human body structure made Ling Jing look at Yiermi even hotter.
I really want to dissect it.
Yier fan: "...This is the ability to read."
Ah?Ling Jing was confused.
Yier fan: "You said it..."
Ling Jing bowed her head in embarrassment, and tried her best to express her apology.Although, there was still no expression on his face.
Womenswear Day [-]
"This is the Wetland of Smell, the lair of fraudsters. The creatures here will use all means to deceive their prey. Be careful not to be fooled." Speaking of this, Yiermi paused and emphasized, "That's what the examiner said."
"kindness?"
Yi Ermi said in an unwavering voice, "Actually, there is nothing to say, just follow the examiner."
Ling Jing suddenly thought, so the hunter test is either running or walking... (Fog!)
Facts have proved that Ling Jing's choice is not wrong.Being hugged by Yiermi, he walked through the wetlands of Shimera without any risk, while Hisoka...Ling Jing still hasn't seen him...
Sure enough, I had a lot of fun...
"Hmm~ What is Xiao Jingjing thinking~"
Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.
Ling Jing remained expressionless, "Ah, I was wondering when you will pay back the money."
Hisoka: "...When did I owe you money..."
"just."
Hisoka: "..."
After the curly-bearded examiner left, the door opened, and a beautiful woman with a round head (?) and a round fat man appeared in the door.
Do hunters have to have characteristics?Ling Jing was rarely confused.
"Welcome to everyone who passed the first hunter exam. I am the examiner of the second exam, Men Qi."
"It's also the examiner, Buhara." After the fat man finished speaking, there was a sound in his stomach.
Candidates, "...What, what is this sound?..."
Men Qi looked up at Buhara, "It seems that you are very hungry."
Buhara was embarrassed, "I'm so hungry that my chest is on my back."
Men Qi stood up, "So, the content of the second exam is..."
Ling Jing patted her left palm with the bone fan of her right hand, "So that's it, is it cannibalism?"
Men Qi who hadn't finished speaking: "..."
Candidates who felt a little absurd and made sense panicked.
Ling Jing continued, "Is the content of our exam to defeat that man-eating monster?"
All the candidates suddenly said, "So that's the case."
Men Qi: "..."
Bharat, who just wanted to eat: "..."
A # character popped out of Men Qi's forehead, and he said angrily, "Shut up! The content of the second exam is...cooking!!!"
The crowd was astonished.
"Materials, cooking?"
A yellow-headed fat man was dissatisfied, "Wait a minute, you said cooking? We are here to take the hunter exam!"
Men Qi took it for granted, "That's right, cook something that satisfies us. This is the question for the second exam."
"Why cooking?"
"That's because we are food hunters!"
All the candidates laughed.
All right!Ling Jing closed her eyes and rested.
Are these people stupid?It doesn't matter whether the above two are food hunters or other hunters.Will the ability to be selected as an examiner be inferior?However, why does the hunter exam need cooking?Conquer each other with food when fighting?
"The specified material is a pig."
"As long as it is a pig that lives in this Biscayne forest, it can be any type."
"Using the cooking tools here to make these pigs, if the two of us agree that it is delicious, it will be considered qualified."
"Then, the second exam, let's begin!"
Ling Jing left Yiermi's side, planning to make a living by herself.It’s been a long time since I’ve been here, and I haven’t cooked by myself, so I don’t know if my skills are rusty.
"Xiaozhi, who are the pigs in Biscayne Forest?" '
'Master, there is only one kind. '
'kindness? '
'Big Nosed Boar, the fiercest pig in the world, knocks enemies away with its big, hard nose. '
"Oh~ It's really not that simple~"
But... the forest is his home field...
Ling Jing is a plant-type supernatural power. I usually buy seeds and materialize seeds, but there are no plants around. Now there are not only so many spaces to use, it is very easy without him.
Two or three times, he manipulated the surrounding big trees to pierce the pig through its belly.That's right!It's that bloody!
Seeing Xiaojie on the way back, Ling Jing silently walked behind him, put her index finger on his waist, and then...
"Hahahahahaha, it's so itchy! Hahaha..." Xiaojie rolled on the ground laughing.
Kurapika & Leorio & Kira: "...=="
After they all hunted down a pig, Ling Jing grabbed the pig's tail and walked behind them silently, dragging blood all over the place.
The ferocious look made everyone feel cold.
Qi Ya twitched his mouth and asked, "So this is the helpless Xiao Jing you rescued?"
The three fell silent.
Leorio: ...so why did he rush up to seek punishment! !
Ling Jing closed her eyes and said calmly, "I'm very happy."
Xiaojie smiled heartlessly, "I didn't expect you, Xiaojing, to take the hunter exam. I wanted to talk to you in the first exam."
"Well, I was surprised too."
Qi Ya looked at him curiously, "Are you really five years old? It's amazing to be able to get together with that monster."
Ling Jing wondered, "Who are you?"
"My name is Qi Ya, I'm 12 years old, I met Xiaojie and the others during the exam."
"Ling Jing. Five years old."
"As for who is the monster you mentioned?"
Leo Li said solemnly, "Number 44, Hisoka."
Ling Jing tilted her head, "Hisuo? I think it's okay. If it's clothing, it's quite tasteful. It shows his small waist."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Huh? Why did you stop?"
Qi Ya laughed loudly, "You are much more interesting than I thought!"
Leorio was helpless: "You really have a big heart..."
Xiaojie sighed, "But Xiaojing, you and Hisoka have such a good relationship."
Ling Jing wasn't sure, "Huh? Is that so? Maybe! They came from the same tour group after all."
"Tour group??"
The four spoke in disbelief.Just about to ask again, but already arrived at the destination.
Ling Jing found a better place, and put the pig on the wooden table.Stepping on a small bench, her small face was serious.
Well, after all, time is limited, so it's better to make roast suckling pig.
He swiftly hacked along the centerline of the keel with a knife to remove the viscera and dirt inside.Then rub the five-spice powder and refined salt in the abdominal cavity of the pig, and wait for about 30 minutes.
Looking at the seasoning sauce, Ling Jing had a problem. He knew fermented bean curd, sesame paste, sugar, minced garlic, monosodium glutamate, cornstarch, and five-spice powder.What are the other seasonings?Forget it, don't make it so troublesome, that's all.Mix these seasonings thoroughly and apply them in the pig cavity.Use bamboo strips and several bamboo sticks to shape the suckling pig, and then pour boiling water on the suckling pig until the skin is hard.White wine, vinegar, and maltose in a bowl, add water to mix, and smear it on the suckling pig skin.After these steps are done, the suckling pig is put on the grill and roasted hard!
Ling Jing clapped her little hands in satisfaction, and just waited until it was cooked and took it off!
but……
Ling Jing quietly looked around, why is it that someone has already baked it? ? ?
He had an ominous feeling.
Sure enough, before Ling Jing's roasted pig was cooked, Men Qi was furious.
"All failed!!"
Ugh!
Ling Jing sighed.
In the end, the president of the Hunter Association came forward and asked everyone to cook an egg to pass.
Really... that old man, is it a pain in the ass to have nothing to do...
However, after Ling Jing left, Men Qi smelled the aroma and ran to a roast pig that was empty.
"It's so good... it smells so good..."
After tearing off a piece of pigskin, the rich taste spread in his mouth, and Men Qi's eyes widened. "Good... delicious!"
"Buhara!!! Do you know who the person here is? This person is qualified!!"
"Huh? Men Qi, the exam is over long ago, maybe he was eaten by spiders long ago."
"Yes...is it...it's a pity, such a good seedling."
Womenswear Day Nine
on the airship.
Ling Jing looked at the green jelly man curiously, wow, is this a monster cultivated by jelly?
"The scheduled arrival time at the next destination is [-]:[-] am tomorrow morning. We have prepared food in the cafeteria, and everyone can rest separately."
"Before we contact you, you are free to spend your time."
Ling Jing narrowed her eyes happily, cake, cake~~
I wanted to go with Xiaojie, but he has already eloped with his good friend, well, let's not bother them.
Walking around on the airship, I found that the interior was quite empty.And from the airship, you can also see the scenery outside the window.
very beautiful……
Ling Jing softened her face, her eyes were full of smiles.
"Qi Ya, come here quickly."
"Ok?"
Ling Jing who was disturbed by the noise was a little unhappy.
Xiaojie scratched the back of his head, showing a sunny smile: "So Xiaojing, you are here!"
Ling Jing moved to the side to make room for the two.
"Are you going to rob the kitchen?" He pointed to the chicken legs in the hands of the two of them.
"Hahahaha, Xiaojing, how do you know! Do you want it?" Xiaojie grinned.
"No, I have these." Ling Jing motioned them to look at the windowsill.
"Wow!!"
All kinds of cakes, sweets and chocolates are displayed there.
Qi Ya threw away the chicken leg, his eyes glistened, and he looked at Ling Jing expectantly, "Can I eat it?"
Ling Jing shook the bone fan, raised her chin, "Yes."
After the wind swept away the remnant clouds, Qiya Xiaojie enjoyed stroking his belly.
"Speaking of Qiya, where are your parents?"
"Probably still alive...probably."
"What are you doing?"
"Killing machine."
Um?Ling Jing opened her eyes and glanced at Qi Ya.Was it the beating of the enemy?
After hearing that Qi Ya had injured her mother and elder brother and ran away from home, Ling Jing couldn't help but say, "I'm really envious."
Qi Ya looked at him, "Envious?"
"Well, your parents are very happy that they didn't blame you for being injured. But I just destroyed his house."
Qiu: "..."
It's only natural for someone to be angry...
Xiaojie asked, "Xiaojing is talking about your father? But didn't you say he died?"
Ling Jing looked at him contemptuously, "Of course he was adopted!"
"a ha ha ha"
Ling Jing was in a daze.He now finally knows why Il fans pay attention to Qi Ya.Brother... By the way, he is also a brother, and he doesn't know how Ling Jing is doing now.
"So do you three want to play games with me?"
When Ling Jing came back to her senses, she heard an old man say this.
"..." Who can tell him what happened just now?
"If you win, you will get the hunter license directly, how about it?"
Ling Jing despises, it is so obvious that there is a ghost, only those who have no IQ will agree.
The fool Xiaojie said happily, "Okay, okay!"
Ling Jing: "...=="
Sure enough, under the repeated shelling by Xiaojie and Qiya, the ball was still firmly in the old man's hand.
"Xiao Jing, come grab it too!" Xiaojie waved to Ling Jing who was standing at the door.
"Tsk."
Ling Jing walked up to the old man expressionlessly.
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