Millennium drunk

The process of adopting Lan Huang went incredibly smoothly.

But when I think about it, I was not born in a normal family, my mother jumped off the building, my father was divorced, and now I cry and hug my ex-wife's thigh every day, and I feel disgusted with this burdensome daughter who shouldn't be in this world.So when Lan Zui offered to adopt him and promised to give financial compensation, the scumbag almost kowtowed on his knees three times to thank her for her kindness in rebuilding.

"Hey, you are the child bride I bought, do you hear me?"

Lan Zui waited for the bus at the entrance of the hospital with an umbrella, bowed his head and smiled at the rice balls lying in the stroller.

Mi Fen Tuanzi did not have the self-consciousness of being a child bride-in-law, and half-opened Mi Fen's small red mouth, drooling in sleep.

"Tsk tsk, Xiao Yihuang, you're drooling while sleeping..." Lan Zui hooked up her handkerchief, looking at the fragile white skin under the light, unable to do anything but a little bit reluctant.

"I obviously annoy children the most, but why do I feel so cute when I see you drooling? Am I sick?" Lan Zui was very tangled in self-reflection.

"You are the beauty in the eye of the beholder, get in the car."

A black car slickly stopped in front of Lan Zui, and Bai Suhe, who was wearing sunglasses, poked his head out and said coldly, and then added: "Pedophile, pervert."

Lan Zui: "..."

Damn, I haven't seen each other for more than half a year, and I want to punch someone when I meet.

After moving the baby carriage into the rear compartment, Lan Zui carefully held Lan Huang, who had already awakened from the torment, and sat in the passenger driver's seat, protecting the back of Lan Huang's neck with both hands, in case Bai Suhe braked suddenly and broke the weak-looking Incredibly small neck.

Bai Suhe lay on the steering wheel and watched coldly: "Lan Zui, why do I feel that you are holding eggs? Are you sure you can raise them? Don't call me again in a few days and say that you have died, and ask me to find her reincarnated for you." place."

Lan Zui hugged the soft and boneless meat balls, so nervous that he didn't even dare to move his fingers, he could only grit his teeth and say, "Bai Suhe, can you spit out an ivory in your dog's mouth?"

"I'm serious." Bai Suhe started the car, kicked the gas pedal and slid into the traffic, then turned to the side and said, "Long time no see, Jun Yihuang."

Lan Huang replied with a toothless smile: "Ah."

Lan Zui became irritable in an instant: "Please drive and watch the road, I just found her and I don't want to die!"

Lan Huang's dark eyeballs circled back and forth between the driver and co-pilot, but she laughed even more happily, waving her small fists to reach Lan Zui's face: "Ahhhhhhhh."

"Stop it, I don't understand." Lan Zui said angrily, but still took the initiative to lower her face so that Lan Huang's small fist could touch it.

It's over, no matter how angry she is, she will immediately dissipate when she sees this jade-carved face. Lan Zui has a sad premonition: It seems...maybe...probably...the rest of her life will be eaten up.

From a distance, you can see Rong Shisan in casual clothes, leaning against the gate and looking towards the entrance of the community. When he sees a car yelling something, three people rush out in an instant, with faces full of "I want to watch" The expression rushed up.

"What are you doing? I haven't seen a baby before." Lan Zui protects the dumpling in her arms like a child, "Go away, how can I get out when the door is blocked!"

"I've never seen a baby born with memories of a previous life, you weirdoes." Rong Shisan felt his head hit by Lan Zui, and looked around, "Hey, little beauty, girl, you are very lucky."

"Show off your size, I'm not a pervert, get out."

Lan Zui kicked the car door, moved out of the car sideways like a crab at a turtle's speed, his upper body remained motionless.

Dong Zhong, who stood the farthest, couldn't stand it anymore, and took the initiative to take over the new member of the Lan family: "Xiao Zui, you didn't hold the baby like this."

Lan Zui smiled wryly, and said helplessly, "I've never been a mother before, so pay attention in the future."

This is the truth, Su Lingyu and she have never brought up a baby, so how could it be possible to suddenly learn without a teacher.

Dong Zhong: "...Hey, you girl."

With a scar on his face, the most ferocious-looking old man was the only one in the group who could take care of children. He sighed at the group of confused young people, and entered the room with the baby in his arms.

The originally plain and unpopular room was decorated with countless ribbons by Rong Jiu with Kanji, and Lan Huang's name was pasted on the wall, making it look like a party.In the center of the room is a large three-tiered cake, and the rich creamy aroma fills the entire living room——

Of course, as the main character, Lan Huang, who can only drink milk, can only stare at her and keep her mouth watering.

Mengzheng watched it interestingly, and burst out laughing.Lan Huang also felt that she was too disfigured now. The problem was that she had no sense of smell for thousands of years. She finally smelled such a strong fragrance. Her body was purely a conditioned reflex. In addition, she had no teeth, so she couldn't control it at all...

Lan Huang's mood at this second was extremely sad and indignant, she had no choice but to protest or explain, she could only struggle and babble at Lan Zui.

Of course Lan Zui couldn't guess what Lan Huang was thinking, Dong Zhong shook and coaxed the baby in his arms, but it didn't get any better, Lan Zui followed behind and twirled around: "Yihuang, tell me what you want!"

Really, she was dying of anxiety.

"Xiaozui, is she hungry?" Dong Zhong, who was more experienced, asked.

"Impossible. Didn't you say that the nanny you're looking for can only come at night, and I don't know how to feed it. I asked the nurse to feed it in the hospital. It's only been half an hour."

"It's either hungry or wet." Dong Zhong nodded, put the child in the stroller, and went to pump out diapers.

Lan Huang was startled and angry, "ah!" Seeing that Lan Zui was still in a daze and didn't respond a few times, Dong Zhong had already stretched out his hand and began to untie her clothes, and couldn't bear it any longer, rolled to the corner of the stroller and curled up into a ball Don't let Dong Zhong touch the ball.

"Lan Zui, she has a memory, right? You're not an ordinary baby. You're quite clever underground, why are you so stupid?" Bai Suhe clasped her hands and watched the excitement for a long time before opening her mouth coolly.

Lan Huang revealed one eye and stared at Lan Zui resentfully, agreeing with Bai Suhe in her heart: Yes, Lan Zui, are you stupid?

"Oh, yes." Dong Zhong suddenly realized, and stuffed the diaper into Lan Zui's hand, "Xiao Zui, change it yourself."

"Ah? Me?" Lan Zui was at a loss while holding the diaper, "I...I can't..."

"Aren't you going to raise her? It's not so easy to raise a child. Sister Lan will have to learn sooner or later." Mengzheng pointed at Lanhuang with a smile, "Remember to change it, the baby's skin is very tender, and it will hurt after a long time." Redness and rash."

Lan Zui's face wrinkled into a bun, looked at the diapers, and then at Lan Huang who was hidden in the stroller, and finally could only compromise in dejection.

"This...is it torn like this..."

Back in his bedroom, Lan Zui gestured horizontally and vertically while holding the diaper.The bad result of hiding when she sees a child is that she has nowhere to start when she looks at the baby lying on the bed.

So tender, so soft, so small, it seems to be broken when touched.

"Yihuang, if I hurt you, you have to scream." Lan Zui looked like a strong man with a severed wrist, and started to lift Lan Huang's two calves.

The dumpling lying on the bed was dishonest at all, kicking his calf in mid-air happily, Lan Zui didn't dare to pinch it too hard, and accidentally fell back on the bed with his pussy buttocks.

"Yihuang? What are you doing!"

Lan Huang tilted her head and kept silent, twisting her body and rolling sideways on the bed.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Lan Zui simply took off his shoes and jumped onto the bed, holding the little white bug-like child in the gap between his arms, "Are you angry?"

Lan Huang continued to arch her head, arched Lan Zui's arms, and directly buried her head into Lan Zui's unfolded quilt, leaving her hands and feet outside, like a little ostrich hiding its head.

"Why are you angry? Are you angry that I asked Uncle Zhong to change your diapers? Didn't I not realize it all at once... Don't be angry, be good, be good, I was wrong..."

Lan Zui dragged the ostrich out of the quilt and babbled endlessly.Lan Huang's black eyes looked at Lan Zui who hadn't guessed what she was thinking, feeling extremely depressed.

One of the reasons why Lanzui asked Dong Zhong to pull her clothes was one of them, and Lanhuang was even more angry because of Mengzheng's words just now.

Before she was self-reliant, she had to rely on her drunkenness to eat, drink, and scatter, so how would she live.

It's true that a lover is the closest person, but...but... let the lover see it all, this kind of thing...

This kind of thing...it's embarrassing...

Even Jun Yihuang, who has been served by maids to dress and wash since she was a child, finds it difficult to accept.

It's okay to face strangers, just close your eyes and pretend that you are an ordinary baby.But facing Lan Zui, she couldn't even pretend.

What kind of broken pregnancy did she cast, she lost her mother a few days after she was born, thanks to Bai Suhe who pinched her fingers and swore to her before reincarnation that she would be rich and honored in her next life, with no worries about food and clothing for the rest of her life.

Nonsense, Lan Zui won't starve her even if she sells everything she can, and of course she will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of her life!

"...Yihuang, don't be angry, can't I be wrong..." Lan Zui, who didn't get a response for a long time, lay on the bed with a sad face, which was extremely pitiful.

Lan Huang couldn't bear to look at her all the time, sighed inwardly, and stretched out her finger to poke her face.

Lan Zui lightly held that finger, and said nervously, "Aren't you angry? If not, I'll change your diaper..."

Lan Huang: "..."

this fool.

He raised his foot to push the diaper that Lan Zui put aside, kicked it a few times, and finally kicked the unsightly thing away.

Lan Zui was full of question marks: "You don't want to change?"

Finally figured it out, really not easy.

Lan Zui: "Then what are you going to do?"

I don't want to do anything!

Lan Huang was also tired, and reached out to hug Lan Zui's arm, rubbing it like a koala, and never letting go.

Lan Zui was quiet for two seconds, then suddenly pulled Lan Huang's hand away.Lan Huang was about to frown, Lan Zui threw two pillows on the back of the bed, Lan Huang's body flew into the air, and in a blink of an eye, Lan Zui was hugging her whole body.

"I can hold you now, Yihuang. It's not a phantom, nor is that cold body. You are soft and fragrant, just like I remember." Lan Zui nestled on the pillow, sighed contentedly, and Rubbing her cheek against the soft and tender face in her arms, she gently kissed the baby's forehead little by little.

"If you want to get registered permanent residence, you can only follow my surname. I didn't let you be called Lan Yihuang because Yi is so difficult to write. When you grow up, I will send you to study. You can't be illiterate like me. If If you are late, the teacher will punish you for copying your name, you can write one less word, I must be considerate."

Lan Huang: "..."

It is also difficult to write the word huang, so why not just call Lan Yi if you are so lazy.

And when you go down to the ground and touch those antiques like treasures, is this also considered illiterate?

"Yihuang, I don't know anything now, but I will learn. I want to take care of you growing up safely, and I want you to live happily in this life. In the future, if I don't do anything well, tell me, don't be angry OK?"

Can you stop saying that she was reincarnated just to be a useless person?

"Don't be sulking like you were just now, we've missed so many years, I don't want to waste time getting angry..."

I'm not mad at you, hey.

Lan Huang was extremely helpless, and leaned her head tightly on Lan Zui's face.

That's it, shame on you, it's better than letting someone else do it.

Since it's a lover, since it's the closest person, since it's someone who is determined to live the rest of its life, it's no big deal to be ashamed...

It took a lot of hard work to get together again, why bother about such things.

"Yihuang, don't you like purple? When you get older, we will redecorate the house. You can pretend to be whatever you like. You have the final say."

Lan Huang looked up at the roof, the baby's eyesight was weak, in fact she could only see a white hazy mass, which was not clear.

When she first sent her soul to the paper figurine, she also lived here for a while, but at that time she was all focused on finding the soul, and didn't pay attention to the color and style of the decoration.

At that time, this room was just a temporary shelter for her.

"This is my home, and it will be your home in the future.

Home... so far away a word...

Does she have a home too?

"Yihuang, welcome home."

The author has something to say: The author has a hard time with bacteria and sugar, so... it became like this _(:3∠)_

run away crying

Thank you Aries, one, straw hats, bug mines :)