Crown Master

The window behind the desk was opened in the innermost room of the Armed Detective Agency, which only belonged to the president. The sunlight shone through the gaps in the glass and hit the black hair, and tiny light dust danced in the air.

Osamu Dazai on the sofa shook the things in his hands, and then looked at them before his eyes.

"I didn't expect a small piece of metal to be a part of the Holy Grail. President, if there is such a thing, we don't need to be busy every day. If we make a wish, everything will be solved."

Unexpectedly, the president of the detective agency is a middle-aged man who looks very capable. The loose kimono on him has a sense of military uniform rigor, but there is no need to doubt this person. He is the one who sheltered Dazai Osamu and other members Fukuzawa Yukichi.

"Don't be kidding, Dazai, I called you here because I want to give it to the right person, and prepare for the meaningless dispute that will happen next."

Osamu Dazai: "It's a meaningless dispute...President, why don't you just give this to the little lady? Didn't you send me there in the first place because you wanted to take the opportunity to understand the kind of people behind the little lady?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi said calmly, "What do you think?"

Osamu Dazai: "A group of dangerous guys, but they are undoubtedly on the side of justice. Will you feel at ease when I say this? President," he turned around, with a frivolous smile on his lips, " Instead of asking me about this kind of thing, you should ask Dun."

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "I've already asked."

Osamu Dazai inquired, "How is it?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "It's similar to you, but Atsushi said that they are a group of strange people, but they are also gentle people."

"Gentle?" Osamu Dazai remembered something with a wonderful smile on the corner of his mouth, "Although the young lady is a willful little girl, she is indeed very warm. It is completely different from people like me, you can trust her, President."

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked a little surprised.

"It's rare that you say such a good thing about a person."

"Don't be kidding," Osamu Dazai seemed to be amused by this statement, "It's just a matter of fact, I'm a former mafia with black bones, don't you just let me sneak in to see if it's okay because of this? Have you met any of the same kind?"

"..." Fukuzawa Yukichi was silent for a while and slowly opened his mouth: "Chaldea, a salvation organization that transcends this world and spans the past and the future. Really well done..."

"But..." Dazai Osamu continued with a cold tone: "If you haven't seen them with your own eyes, you can't make an accurate judgment, and you can't really trust them."

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "Not really."

Dazai Osamu's expression changed from deep to stunned in just a few words from Fukuzawa Yukichi.

The president of the detective agency said in a joking tone: "Since you are the savior, I would like to see what kind of sparks you will have when you meet her, who claims to be an incorrigible human being."

"Just for this??" Osamu Dazai said in disbelief.

Fukuzawa Yuji slightly pondered: "There are several other reasons to say, but as expected, Dazai Osamu, I still hope that you can let go of the past and live a good life."

Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, shook his head, and lay lazily on the sofa, burying his head in the shadow to avoid the sun.

"Leave my affairs alone, old man."

Fukuzawa Yukichi sighed: "In this case, I will entrust you with the full authority to hand over the fragments to the master of Chaldea, and..."

While speaking, there was a sudden loud explosion outside the window.

Similar incidents have long been commonplace in Yokohama, so these two people finished their speech without any surprise.

Yukichi Fukuzawa: "And help her get back the remaining pieces of the Holy Grail from the Port Mafia."

Osamu Dazai raised his bandage-covered hand: "Okay——! ~President, you want to give me a raise!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi said calmly: "Don't say anything willful, don't you also know about the poor turnover of funds in the company?"

"It seems that Atsushi's big appetite is also a disadvantage," Dazai Osamu said as he got up and walked towards the door.

Fukuzawa Yukichi turned his chair and looked out the window at the direction where gunpowder smoke flew into the sky, and thoughtfully said to Osamu Dazai who opened the door: "Dazai, do you know what happened to the explosion just now?"

"In the city of Yokohama, there are too many opportunities to use explosives for all kinds of meaningless disputes." Osamu Dazai closed the door casually, and the voice floated out from the gap, "If you ask me, it is impossible for me to understand .”

The door was closed tightly, and the room returned to the quietness when there was only one person. Fukuzawa Yukichi stared quietly out of the window for a while, and an old and hoarse voice reverberated in the air like a sigh.

"Is that so..."

Walking out of the president's 100% soundproof office, Osamu Dazai encountered various greetings as soon as he went out.

Atsushi Nakajima greeted briskly: "Ah! Mr. Dazai, good day!"

Kunikida Doppo glanced up at him, maintained his posture of checking information and said coldly: "Dazai, you secretly used my credit card again, right? This month's bills have tens of thousands of extra expenses for no reason, and you have to remember to pay them later." !"

Yosano Akiko leaned over to look at the bill in Kunikida's hand, the row of numbers made her cover her mouth in surprise.

"Ah! This is not tens of thousands of dollars. Kunikida, you have been blackmailed by Dazai again."

Kunikida flipped through the bottom, and sure enough... "Dazai, you bastard!"

"Ahhh!! Calm down, Kunikida-san!"

As soon as Atsushi Nakajima saw that the situation was not good, he ran to stop Kunikida who ran away, but the person concerned yawned lazily and prepared to leave the company.

"I have a task here to act alone, so don't contact me if you have nothing to do in the past few days."

The door opened and closed, and the light and shadow hid the beige coat.

"what!"

Kunikida and the others looked at each other.

"Solo task?" After sitting back, Yosano Akiko asked curiously: "Did the president order it? Dun, you are his disciple, have you heard anything?"

Nakajima shook his head.

Yosano Akiko: "What about you, Kunikida?"

Kunikida looked thoughtful.

Yosano Akiko tapped the table in front of him with her nail-painted hands.

"Don't ignore me."

Kunikida glanced at her and quickly looked away.

"Wait until he comes back."

Yosano Akiko ran out of the window in dissatisfaction, raised her hand to hold the window frame and looked out, and then—"That bandage waste device! It ran so fast!"

Atsushi Nakajima said awkwardly, "Miss Akiko!"

Kunikida had no choice but to support his forehead.

In other words, as soon as Dazai Osamu was on the street, he seemed to instinctively blend into the crowd easily, and then turned into the alleys full of sewage in the city.

Most of the alleys in the weekdays are occupied by rats and cockroaches. It seems that some stray orphans and wild dogs will also live in this kind of place.

Osamu Dazai once picked up Akutagawa Ryunosuke from the slums deep in the alley, and coupled with his unknown background, it is not surprising to see that he can handle this kind of place with ease.

Clean leather shoes step across the sewage floor, the old pipes on the wall tick down the sewage, there is only a narrow sky above the head, and the smell of garbage is stronger than the power of drugs.

But one advantage of walking in such a place is that you can avoid many sightlines on the avenue and accurately find the target person.

Passing the last corner, Osamu Dazai waved his hand as if greeting an acquaintance and said with a smile, "Meet you again."

The group of people headed by the little girl looked at each other.

The dark witch holding the flag sneered, "Is it someone you know again?"

The little girl watched Osamu Dazai silently for a while, then shook her head decisively.

"I don't know, you can kill him!"

Osamu Dazai: "Hey, don't be so ruthless, I was still a partner in advance and retreat before, so you won't forget me after a short period of time, right?"

Gu Dazi complained expressionlessly: "You said it so intimately, but you actually want to use me for something?"

Osamu Dazai shyly said, "Oh, have you been exposed?"

Gudazi: "==Sure enough, let's beat him to death."

"Wait! Everyone said wait..." Osamu Dazai took out the piece of the Holy Grail from his pocket.

Almost as soon as it was taken out by Osamu Dazai's fingers, the Holy Grail in the little girl's pocket reacted.

Gu Dazi narrowed his eyes: "What purpose do you have... huh?"

The fragments thrown by Osamu Dazai naturally merged with the ones in Gudazi's hands, but Gudazi is not the only one who is puzzled by this behavior.

The Cave King and others who came to this city with her were coldly wary of him.

Osamu Dazai bent his eyes and said, "How is it? Can we have a good conversation now?"

Gudazi was silent for a while, avoiding the awkward gaze with him and said: "You give me a call so we can talk."

"Thank you for being sensitive!"

Osamu Dazai finally couldn't maintain his ever-young smile, he said helplessly, "Miss, why did you insist on beating me up? Did I offend you?"

Gu Dazi glared at him: "You have offended Grand Duke and Uncle!"

Osamu Dazai: "If I remember correctly, you were the one who saved me at that time."

Gu Dazi: "Of course, it is my principle not to kill people. No matter what happened in life, as a reborn heroic spirit, I still don't want my family to be infected with the drama/poison of human life."

"Heh." The cave king lowered the brim of his hat.

"Innocent guy." Black A with a sarcastic smile.

"Speaking such stupid things is indeed influenced by that stupid saint!" Heizhen stared coldly at Osamu Dazai, who in her eyes was just a little boy, as if angry.

"Is there? I think the little girl's idea is cute." Professor Moriarty was the only one who expressed appreciation among all the followers.

Osamu Dazai was affirmed by so many people, so he couldn't help saying to the little girl, "Look, everyone thinks so."

Then he was glared at by the followers.

Osamu Dazai: "...???" What did I do wrong?

Gu Dazi is proud, you have to listen to the words of the tsundere, fool!

one hundred and nine

After going through untold hardships, Dazai Tang Seng finally formed a team with Wukong Gudazi and the other four evildoers to learn Buddhist scriptures from the Western Paradise, ready to survive the ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships.

First of all, Osamu Dazai rarely put on a serious face: "Do you remember that little man that day?"

Gu Dazi: "He is not as tall as you, but he can fight better than you."

"The last sentence is redundant," Osamu Dazai said calmly, "Your subordinates need to stop him."

Gu Dazi said OK, this is not too difficult.

Osamu Dazai: "If you're not mistaken, Mori Ogai's shards of the Holy Grail will probably be in the hands of Mori Ogai, but the other five cadres will be your enemies. Oh, there are four other cadres besides the dwarf, and a team called Troops of the Black Lizard."

Gudazi is bored and blows bubbles into the soda with a straw in his mouth. The place where the few people are located is a cafe, and the front and rear seats are occupied by Gudazi's followers. Sight.

Osamu Dazai rolled up the hair around his ears, and said helplessly, "Miss, I can't handle you like this."

Gu Dazi pushed away the plate of strawberry cake and winked: "Then let me take you flying?"

Osamu Dazai: Huh?

The full-level tuba does not need anyone to fly!

Gu Dazi explained to Osamu Dazai with practical skills, that the heart of doing things is not the same, and the bloody storm can be caused without moving the mind.

To be reasonable, the four guardians that Da Vinci arranged for Gudazi each perform their own duties, and there is no need for Osamu Dazai to meddle in his own business.

For example, there is Hei Zhen, the famous skewered treasure, anyone who touches it will be familiar with it!Famous and roaring old lady is so angry. I don’t know how many people dream of being a tsundere girl. She has a black A in the cover, big breasts, big buttocks and a big territory. Bah, it’s all over the place. In short, being handsome is a lifetime thing!

Earl, Professor, the former is not only in charge of beauty, but also a boyfriend of the moon, don’t you see how many girls have taken off their pants?The latter was released to negotiate, and so far only Sherlock Holmes has deflated him with his three-inch tongue.

In the final analysis, this trip to Yokohama was not taken seriously by the people of Chaldea at all. It is better to say that the chaotic but orderly world is suitable for their actions.

Therefore, when Osamu Dazai followed Gudazi and saw Mori Ogai, the cunning leader of the port mafia had a strong desire to survive and handed over the pieces of the Holy Grail, and by the way exchanged a favor for the little girl.

Osamu Dazai had a similar premonition when they broke into the mafia headquarters without being stopped all the way, but it was still unpleasant to realize it in this way.

Mori Ogai waved his hands in the office with a gentle smile, and said to the little girl, "Welcome again, Miss Master of Chaldea."

Gu Dazi had a good impression of this kind of uncle temperament, waved his hand, and Mori Ogai's eyes bent into two crescents.

Osamu Dazai thought for a while, and heard Moriarty surprised that the boss of the mafia was so easy to talk, and said in a strange way: "Of course he will have a good attitude, he is a lolicon."

Gu Dazi: "..."

Moriarty: "..."

Heizhen: "..."

Black A: "..."

count:"……"

"I'll just say it!" Hei Zhen smashed the drink cup that the little girl sold her, "It's never been so smooth before."

Moriarty acted as a peacemaker: "Forget it, forget it, you won't need to spend extra effort to get the important item. On the contrary, it's our side who took advantage."

Hei Zhen: "Stinky old man, where are you from?"

Moriarty said innocently: "You don't mind the Master."

Gudazi showed a bright smile to the dark witch when he heard the words.

"I can't blame others just because I'm cute, just like Avenger is so cute, I want more people to see it!"

Osamu Dazai whistled, that's why.

Heizhen blushed and roared angrily: "Say, say, say something strange! I'm cute or something, by the way, you must be talking about that stupid woman! Damn it! Don't say such things to me again , if you say anything more, I, I will burn you!"

The other Avenger smiled lightly.

Gu Dazi held up the awkward palm of Hei Zhen, and smiled at the others: "Go back to Chaldea (our home)."

The expressions of several people softened, and Moriarty said a little unwillingly: "I really want to stay for a while longer. This city is full of sinful atmosphere. Although it is rude, it is not that there is no room for weaving a net..."

"Okay," Gudazi took out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffed the professor's wrists, "Arrest, let's go."

Moriarty: "Oh! Master, you can't treat an innocent old man like this!"

Hei Zhen sneered, "Did you already make a dangerous speech just now?"

Moriarty: "Why!"

Osamu Dazai stared at such a group of people strangely.

"Well, since there is no room for me to make a move, I will leave here."

"Are you going to separate?" The little girl was a little bit reluctant, but she was used to being separated, so she smiled slightly, and Gu Dazi waved vigorously: "Bye bye! Bye bye!~"

Osamu Dazai turned and walked into the crowd.

Gu Dazi watched him leave, and when he turned around, he was stared at by several people.

Little girl: "Huh? What are you looking at?"

The corner of Moriarty's mouth curled up in a nasty arc: "Master, I didn't expect you to like this type, like this kind of bad man who is deposited in the dark, generally has an unparalleled attractiveness, reminds me of my youth. when……"

"Don't listen to this old bastard's nonsense," Hei Zhen angrily waved the person away, looking at Gu Dazi worriedly, "You..."

Black A simply said: "If it is another person, I will definitely advise you to stay away from that person!"

Cave King: "It all depends on your own choice."

Edmond Dantès' reaction was beyond the expectations of the others, and then, as no surprise, he received their astonished objections.

Hei Zhen excitedly said: "You guy, are you going to hand over Gudazi to that kind of guy?"

The Cave King said calmly: "The person you should ask is our master."

Hei Zhen blushed, didn't she just dare not ask?Damn!I glanced at it, only to find that the little girl was laughing.

"Master!"

"Hehe," Gudazi found himself snickering and hurriedly turned serious when he was caught, showing a cute smile, "I like being with everyone, and the baby is still young!~"

Hei Zhen blinked, undeniably relieved.

Others feel a little overwhelmed, too, but they can't help being otherwise.

After all, a child as big as Gudazi will grow up soon, and then have someone he likes, be taken away by the person he likes, get married, have his own life, give birth to a child, and bid farewell to his childhood , a teenage girl, grows up to be another pillar of the family.

If the little girl thinks this way, then the entire Chaldean servants will not refuse, it's just... just like Gu Dazi will be sad to leave them, and the lack of this cute little girl in their lives will also be sad. lonely.

That little blooming flower bud will belong to someone else's family at some point.

Thinking of the spirit foundation here as if it was going to explode, Heizhen’s emotions are mostly a little angry, angry, the old lady is so angry, and after returning to Chaldea, she left angrily, which is also a whisper that surprised many people. .

"In this state... it feels as if I can immediately release the Noble Phantasm."

"Hahaha——you really understand Heizhen."

Shakespeare, who was not afraid of death, stopped in front of Heizhen, speaking impassionedly in an opera tone.

"Tell your story..."

"roll!"

"what!"

Witnessing the whole process of someone being kicked away, even if they are curious, they will not go over to tease the tiger's whiskers.

The little girl ran to Da Vinci with the Holy Grail, which was still half the size, but unexpectedly, the spiritual transfer room seemed to be invaded by someone, and there were traces of explosions everywhere.

"Da Vinci! How are you doing!" Gu Dazi worriedly ran to the only person present.

Da Vinci chanted "pain, pain, pain" while getting up, and when he noticed Gudazi's worried eyes, he had to tell her an unfortunate reality.

"Just now, King Xian and Romani were blown to another world by accident."

Gudazi: "What!"

Da Vinci did not specifically explain what kind of experiment it was, but in short, he called up Sheba to show their locations.

"Ah, the situation is good," the eyes scanned the various data, "but what's worse is that the two of you seem to be in different worlds. Let me see... Gudazi, I'm sorry, I know you are very tired , but can I trouble you to fight immediately?"

Gu Dazi froze for a moment, and became serious.

"I'm willing to do anything to take back the words of the two of them!"

"It's so good, but girls can't say such things casually," Da Vinci quickly moved his fingers up and down together, and after a while, she said to Gu Dazi with an expression of success: "The virtuous king and The Holy Grail is in the same world, you can go and bring them both back together."

"Yeah," the little girl nodded repeatedly, then hesitated, "Where's the doctor?"

Da Vinci: "That guy converted himself into Solomon mode in time, and the data shows that he is in good condition and should be in a deep sleep, so you just want to take care of that, these two guys actually owe a lesson." Talking and talking, in the end it completely turned into a complaint.

Gudazi: "What?"

Da Vinci hurriedly said, "It's nothing. If that's the case, I'll send Gudazi you there first. If possible, it would be better to teach these two guys a lesson."

The little girl nodded blankly.

Da Vinci sighed in his heart, how should he tell the children, those two guys who don't know how many rounds would actually fight because of your matter, they are not calm enough, they are simply out of adult demeanor.

Gu Dazi patted his chest: "It must be the doctor and Lord Xian Wang who did something wrong, right? I will go and reprimand them, Da Vinci, don't be angry!"

Huh, was seen through?

Surprise flashed across Da Vinci's eyes, but she immediately rubbed the little girl's braids with a smile.

"Based on the order of Commander Chaldea, I will leave this matter to you, Gudazi."

Gudazi: "Wrap it on me!"

The light when the spirits transfer is as mysterious as traveling to another world.

But Gu Dazi can pat her chest and say that she has long been a professional time traveler, and she has long been used to various situations after time travel, and nothing will trouble her!

Could it be..."Ah——!"

The little girl took out the photo inside the skirt and compared it with the person who appeared in front of her eyes after the world shifted.

Short hair, sloppy sweater, the smell of alcohol floating in the air, many sights on the body, and the key is that this guy has no face!

Gudazi had question marks in his eyes.

Isn't this the person Da Vinci told him to avoid?

The author has something to say:

I think the most classic thing about this chapter is that you have to listen to the arrogant words backwards!

Speaking of which, the Pseudo-Saint Chapter will be fused with superheroes, and then a reader participation time will be held. Since the author himself doesn’t know much about mythology, think about it, the heroic spirits in FGO are all suitable for those astrology, let the author himself say If you don't even know it, then you are amazing!You can see your own stalks in this article! ~