After the death of my wife, Xiuxiu has been protected by Xiaohua and me, but in the end, she is the weakest one, circling at the bottom of the abyss.
Today is very quiet, and no one will know that the scripts of those legendary stories that will happen in the future will come out of a cannon fodder.
I originally planned to relieve my old itch during my trip to Hangzhou, but the appearance of Xiaohua made me not interested in waiting any longer.
I simply called a senior with a good relationship. This senior had been playing with hacking techniques when he was in school. He helped me a lot in many places.
I probably said a few words to him and hung up the phone. After a while, I received a text message, which was a string of numbers, and I called him right away.After a while, the phone was connected, and a familiar yet unfamiliar voice came from inside, "Who-who-who? (Stuttering)"
I chuckled and said, "Fuck you, you can't even hear my voice?"
"Damn to-to-what the hell is it, who-who-who! No-don't tell me I'm dead!" Old Tick seemed to be in a bad mood, and stuttered even more.
"Damn! You can forget my voice! I'm Lao Wu! Wu Xie knows, it's me!" I didn't expect him to come and forget me, and I wanted to bite him.
"Wu Xie?" He was taken aback for a moment, "Old Wu, you--what the hell are you--what's the matter?"
I didn't expect his reaction to be so indifferent, this is different from the agreed script! "Didn't you ask me to go to Shaanxi for the next fight? An old man cried like a ghost and begged me at night, but I got all the equipment ready and you fucking didn't contact me again! You know that I don't have money How hard did it take to get your number!"
"Ah?" Old Tick let out an ah at first, and then became excited, "I-I'm sorry, Old Wu, he-he-damn, I forgot about it if you didn't mention it."
I will bully you for not remembering, come and bite me if you have the ability! !
☆, the game starts
I flirted with the old itchy for a while, and then we made an appointment. I made an appointment with him tomorrow.I brought some food from the building outside the building and came home. Shen Yinwu was still asleep. I cleared the table and put the food away before waking her up.
"Shen Yinwu, eat."
"Wu Xie, I'm very sad, I like you so much why are you always so indifferent." She lay there and stared at me, "I thought you could see me as long as I worked hard enough, why? You do not love me……"
Should I love you?And have you worked hard?Make a mess of my room every day and let me clean it up, I like you so it's a ghost!I didn't feel like arguing with her, so I pretended I didn't hear it and went back to my bedroom without turning my head... Then I came out to make a bag of instant noodles for myself, and while sorting out those things and compiling their materials, I sucked Eat instant noodles.I stayed up most of the night to tidy things up.
After sending the email, I went out and put a blanket on her and locked the bedroom door, then went into the bathroom, took a shower, and then went straight to sleep.
The next day I got up early as usual and asked her to take a bath. I went to the kitchen to cook fine rice porridge, cleaned up the food residue in the living room, and went down to throw out the garbage and bought steamed buns.
When I came home, she was wearing my shirt. My shirt was too wide on her body, covering her thighs directly. The shirt was white, and the scene was a bit taboo. I didn't dare to watch it.But this girl was scalded by my porridge.She looked at me pitifully, and her consciousness was self-evident, and she treated my wound.I went to the bedroom drawer and dug out the Band-Aids.
The two of us sat face to face in my finally clean house and had breakfast. Not to mention, just watching this scene was a little warm. "Xiao Wu, I have something to leave today and I don't have time to play with you. I will ask Wang Meng to take you back to Changsha. Be obedient."
"Don't leave Wu Xie, Xiao Wu. I'll accompany you wherever you go." She swallowed the porridge and opened her eyes wide at me, "Don't worry, Xiao Wu can protect you. We can talk to Xiao Hua with fat black glasses, Brother Qiling went with him, by the way, including Wang Meng, he is so pitiful alone in the store..."
She blushed more and more as she talked, girl, are you sure you like me?
"No." I continued to bow my head to drink porridge, "Your hands are injured, I can't let you take this risk." Damn I won't let you get out!There is wood!The trip to the Qinling Mountains was originally restricted to many people, and the more people there were, the more complicated their minds became, and the more complicated their minds, the more chaotic things became.
"Xiao Wu is worried about Wu Xie, Xiao Wu really likes Wu Xie and is willing to do anything for Wu Xie." She came up to grab my hand but I dodged it, "Wu Xie, can't you accept me? "
"It's impossible for me to accept you unless...you can find me."
After breakfast, I knocked Shen Yinwu out and took me to a hotel, locked the store and summoned Wang Meng, gave him the car keys and took me to the station by the way, and explained to him some things he needed to do on the way.
During this period of time, Xiling doesn't need to open the door. If the boss isn't here, he can't sell anything. Well, even if the boss is here, he can't sell anything.
"Boss, I'm just a shopkeeper. I don't have money and I don't want to play games with that psychopath." Wang Meng gave me a miserable look after hearing this.
"There is [-] in this card, and the password is my birthday, which is enough for you to spend, but the money is not left over for you. I will give you a bonus next month's salary." Say something that you don't intend to give him.
"How much?" Wang Meng became excited when he heard about the salary increase.
I calmly spread all the five fingers of my right hand, and he looked at him and said, "I won't sell my dignity as a human being just for fifty cents!"
"I mean five times." I silently despised Xia Wangmeng in my heart. The matter of five is fifty cents has nothing to do with my penny. "If you mess up the matter in Hangzhou, I will kill you. And .” I rubbed my nose, “Buy yourself some nicer clothes.”
I took the equipment directly from the third uncle's buddy, and went directly to the train station as soon as the old itch came. We, who pack large and small contraband, have been checked very tightly recently, so it is quite reliable.
But this time the time was a bit tight, so I got a sitting ticket, but there were not many people on the bus, so I changed to a sleeping ticket when I got on the bus.The two of us talked all night over the first bag of peanuts and a bottle of Lao Baigan, but we just lay there in the daytime.
His words didn't change much, but he had to go if he was short of money. He talked about his ears, and I successfully knocked out the hexagonal bronze bells in his ears.
I was his most forced choice, and also the most inevitable choice. There are not many people in this world who would care about him, and I am the only one who can accompany him on this trip.
After arriving in Xi'an, we found a small guest house to spend the night, ate local sauerkraut fried rice and hibiscus soup, and strolled around the night market by the way, until after twelve o'clock.The old itchy was thinking about the taste of fried rice and clamored to eat night food stalls, so we sat down at a random food stall by the side of the road, ordered two bottles of beer, and ate while drinking.
At this time, I have nothing to hold back, and I will talk about the fight tomorrow. Anyway, they can't understand us with a southern accent.While chatting, I heard an old man next to me say: "Both of you, do you want to go and do local goods business?"
I, who understood and pretended not to understand, and Lao Tiao, who didn’t know if he understood, looked at each other, decisively pretending that he didn’t understand, the old man was going to say something, but now the number of people gradually increased, and he came again Two people sat down next to me.
The fat man took a bite of the skewers we ordered, and the old itchy yelled a few words, "Who-who are you? This is-is this ours without eyes?"
The fat man chuckled, "Brother, don't worry, we will get along for a long time in the future, please let me eat a string of fat masters, and I will take care of you!"
☆, a line of sky
After Fatty and Poker Bottle opened, I didn't have the time to go around. The four of them ate a meal at the stall together and went to our small guest house shoulder to shoulder.
The four of us couldn't fit in one room, so we opened two rooms. After all, it's not good-looking for anyone to be alone. Among us, Lao You and I are considered acquaintances. .
The guest house is located in the city. Although it has nothing but scum from hardware to software, and even though it doesn't even have a stool, there is still a TV set there anyway.Lao Xie was sitting on the bedside, pressing the remote control with one hand to flip through the snowflake-flying TV programs, and picking his feet with the other, and asked casually, "Old Wu, it seems that you are quite familiar with those two people."
"The one who eats our skewers is Fatty Wang from Beijing, and the other one is the famous Dao Dou brother dumb Zhang." I lay on the bed and fiddled with my newly bought mobile phone, lazily paying the two appearance fees to me. The names of the characters that both of them couldn't afford to buy were reported.
"Old Wu no-no-I'm not talking about you. This fight is not any other fight. The most important thing is to avoid disagreement. These two people don't seem to be good at first sight. We'd better not provoke each other." The remote control watched me continue to pick my feet.
"These two are absolutely credible." Me and Shang Shang took a look at Old Itchy, "Even if one day you take advantage of me, my third uncle becomes good, and my father stabs me in the back, they won't betray me .” I smiled confidently.
"Hehe." Old Tickle smiled, "I thought you'd grow your brains a bit, but you're still so easy to trust people."
I blinked my eyes, "You mean I didn't have a brain before."
"Old Wu, I won't talk about you anymore, but follow me closely in the fight anyway."
After staying for one night, I rented a car the next day, and finally arrived at the foot of Snakehead Mountain after a bumpy ride at noon. This is a scenic spot, and tickets must be sold to enter.
In fact, there are ways to evade the fare. You can go up half a circle and go up from the other side, but the road there is not as easy as this one. We still bought tickets and paid for a black tour guide to take us to Yixiantian.
The old itchy is a bit unclear, so he was the one who caught the lama, but when he got here, I arranged everything from the manpower to the route.His expression was a bit resentful, "Old Wu, you are not authentic, you are trying to rob you to make a fool of yourself!"
"What on earth do you want to do? Do you know how important this fight is to me!"
I just watched him ignore him, then turned around and walked with the black tour guide. He probably became more and more angry and suddenly flew up and kicked me, kicking me to the ground, "Wu Xie, thanks to me trusting you so much! Just give me this!"
Lao Xi scolded me all the time in Hangzhou dialect. The fat man and the tour guide didn’t quite understand. The bottle should have understood but I didn’t respond. His expression was indifferent.Moreover, the fat man kept accosting the tour guide, and he didn't pay attention to our affairs at all. They didn't notice until the kick came out. The fat man immediately went to pull my old itch, and advised him, "Brother, don't worry, brother, don't worry." Hurry up, you don't know Wu Xie's bear. He wants you to die and you have ten thousand ways to die, but he will kill you and you will die without knowing it."
Poker Bottle stretched out his hand to pick me up, Old Itch muttered and cursed a few words, Fatty tried to dissuade me, and finally gave me an apologetic look with winks.
"Follow me! I won't rob you, we are going to the same place, and I will have meat with me. I will explain other things to you when I get to the place." I looked at Lao Tzu very indifferently Said, looking at his awkward face, I raised my eyebrows and stretched out my paw towards him.
He also stared at me for a while, took a breath and said viciously in Hangzhou dialect, "Okay, old Wu, I believe you this time." He grabbed my paw.
After walking for a while, he added something in a low voice. I have good hearing, and he said, "Otherwise, I will be tricked to death by you."
We followed the black tour guide for three days and finally arrived at Yixiantian. In fact, after three days in this trip, we were a little numb because of our good wilderness survival skills. However, the black tour guide has a lot of tricks along the way. too boring.
When we got to the crack, we gave him the agreed money and he left us and entered the crack of the sky.
In fact, the black tour guide along the way also told us a lot of strange things in the sky, like some kind of ghost soldiers, saying that almost no one has walked through this ditch since it was formed, but not a single weed grew. It's like being trampled by horses every day.In the past few years, some people wanted to build a scenic spot here, but as soon as the construction team came, it started to rain heavily, which happened every time.The few leaders who engaged in it had no choice but to give up because they were too far away from the village.
Adding some good materials and specific descriptions to this kind of thing may make a good horror story, but those who fight against ghosts are not afraid of ghosts, and we all have some skills. Scaring us can’t scare us, but it adds to the charm of this fight. .
We continued to go deeper and gradually became a little numb. The crack in the mountain was unknown how long it was.The entire mountain crevice behind is eerily quiet, only the whistling of the wind and some other strange sounds that cannot be named.
This feeling makes us all very uncomfortable.
☆, Qinling
The four of us walked all the way in the middle of the road, and Poker-Face continued to be his brother-in-law, while Fatty and I chattered away.Lao You has accosted Poker Fing several times along the way, but it is obvious that Poker Fing's indifference is obvious, but Lao You is still very fat with his mouth and quickly called him a brother.
This narrow path is only the distance between two people walking side by side, not to mention the four of us strong old men, so the four of us are a single path.First it's the old itch who's been here, then me, the fat man, and finally the stuffy oil
You can see the old itchy scruples, he asked about the three of us from the sidelines, but he ignored him, and I refused to tell him what I said, so the fat man became his breakthrough.However, how could the fat man be so easy to fool, and he was stunned for a while, "The story of the three of us starts with you, but the story of the two of them can be traced back to the birth of innocence."
Fatty plagiarized Journey to the West, A Dream of Red Mansions, Outlaws of the Marsh, and Fights Break the Sky, and made up a magical story that destroyed people's three views.Although this world is so magical that it is unbelievable, this story still hurts my distorted three views.
"In ancient times, a group of people discovered a technique of longevity, but this technique was not controlled by people. In order to study this tricky technique, a large number of experiments were carried out using babies in the mother's womb.
However, these experiments all failed, and many monsters, forbidden women, and undead corpses were produced due to mutations... Among the failed products that were processed, there was a pregnant woman, and the successful primer was buried in his stomach..."
"Damn! This is so fucking ridiculous!" Lao You probably got more and more headaches and began to retort, "Why didn't you say that you fell from a vine to defeat the snake spirit!"
"Huo Huo Huo...you still don't believe it!" The fat man turned his head and gave Poker Bottle a wink, "This is the origin of the legend of the little brother. If you don't believe me, you can check it out, he was already like this 20 years ago , Wu Xie's grandfather has something to do with him..."
This point is completely true, but no matter how it sounds like a lie, I was so moved by my thoughts, I simply started to say, "Don't believe it, this guy's background is really like this. But so His cool background can't change his tragic fate in the slightest. He has become one of the directions of this increasingly complicated group of forces. My background is still related to the longevity technique. You know the foundation of my family. Being involved in this matter, my grandparents and parents are all jokes." I raised my eyebrows, "And I am the joke of jokes. This circle is not as good as more and more people get involved. At the beginning, the kind of purity that seeks to live forever, the tricks in people's hearts are gradually spreading."
Poker Ping actually spoke up, and he continued to make up nonsense with a very believable face, "Actually, my identity is not so nonsense, and Wu Xie is part of his older generation's plan, success will completely Get rid of this kind of joke-like fate, if you fail, all your efforts will fail." Poker-Face paused, "So, if it's his brother, don't use any reason to deceive him. Xie Ziyang, can you believe it?"
I was stunned for a moment subconsciously. This kind of line is really not suitable for Poker Bottle. I feel that I have the urge to hug him. After so many years of raising him, are you familiar with it?
I looked back at him, and in the narrow mountain crevice under the dim light, all I saw was the face of the fat man, which was close to me, but now I was almost close to his face, and he was startled. "Naive, why don't you turn back when you have nothing to do!"
He jumped back and bumped into me before he finished yelling, I couldn't control it, and fell directly on the fat man, and then we hung on Poker Bottle.In this kind of gap, when we fell like this, the uppermost old itch got up first. As a result, he not only couldn't get up, but kept touching back, and kept screaming, "There is a person in front! There is a person in front. !..."
I thought in my heart that Lao You's reasoning would be unbearable even if it was a stuffy oil bottle, so I pulled Lao You to stand up, and comforted him, "Don't talk nonsense, Lao You, this kind of place..."
Before I finished speaking, I saw the figure in front of me. It was motionless in a strange posture under the dim light. I quickly turned on the flashlight. We couldn't see its face from our angle, but we could clearly see his arms. That is indeed a human arm!
☆, fish
The "person" was wearing a strange ancient clothes, with gray and white bare arms, standing in the middle of the ditch.In the dim shadow of the mountain crevice, it looks extremely strange.
I squinted my eyes and pushed the old itch away, and explained to him casually, "It is carved out of stone, but his carving technique is too realistic, and it will be misunderstood as real in the case of insufficient light." of."
Even so, the old itchy would not start saying anything, this stone man is indeed a superb workmanship, the carving is too realistic, even if I look at it from a close distance, I still feel the scene is appalling, with cold sweat on my head, but sometimes I can’t help it. Needless to say, it will be dull once you get used to it.
I walked over from the beginning, and as soon as I got close, I could see it clearly. Under the light of the flashlight, the lower body of this "stone man" was crushed in the pile of rubble. The head part was gone, leaving only a neck.
When I looked up, I saw that there was a place where the rocks were loose above the cliff, but the whole mountain sloped, forming a dead angle.I can't see the actual situation, but the appearance of this stone man proves that I don't need to look more.I looked back at them, "That thing is up there."
The fat man shined a flashlight on the top and started to climb up. He had the experience of the death gate of the underwater tomb, and this kind of curved mountain crevice is nothing. This mountain will never close suddenly and come up to bite us.I followed him lying on the cliff, moving along the slope little by little, and soon, I climbed to the place where the collapse occurred.
Above is a shallow pit dug against the mountain wall, and many figurines with similar human heads visit the cave.Human-head figurines were fought in ancient times, and it was too heavy to claim credit for bringing the whole corpse back, so the heads were cut off, and these heads were placed on stone bodies and buried as living people.
In the middle of the collapse, a dark hole the size of a blue ball was blown out. The fat man looked at himself and then another hole, and he simply cursed, "This fucking thing is doing this again, and the **** is discriminating against me again." We fat people! Can we still be good friends?"
I grinned, and took a flashlight to take a picture inside, and found that there was a huge space inside. I probed in and saw a large stone chamber with a vault, which was dug out, and there were some murals on the top. The water level is very high, almost reaching the edge of the vault.
I patted the fat man on the shoulder while looking at the cave with the flashlight, and said jokingly, "I said you should lose weight." After finishing speaking, I put the flashlight on the ground and took off my bag. Water, wrap important things in a tarpaulin. Remember, don’t think about it when you’re inside.”
As soon as I finished speaking, Old Itch answered, "I-I-I remember that among the few of us, you are the one who likes to think wildly the most, old--Old Wu."
Although this is the case, I still want to shirk it when I say it so mercilessly. I subconsciously looked at the expressions of other people, and the fat man I just said to lose weight directly shook hands with Old Itchy with a smile on his face, "That's true. , I also think that Wu Xie is the scariest thing in this fight."
After speaking, he gave me a provocative look, I grinned, and turned to look at Poker Bottle, this girl quickly wrapped her things with her hands and feet, and was taking things from me.Seeing me looking at him, he frowned, stopped looking at me and continued to pack.
They were all covering me and I was too embarrassed to be idle, but it was not easy for Pokerfing to take the initiative, so I simply took the mason's hammer and smashed the stone wall to clear the way for the fat man.It is indeed not an easy job to smash rocks, but it is much easier to smash on the cavern. After a few heavy smashes, the hole was enlarged, and I was the first to get in.
I couldn't get down to the bottom, so I hung myself on the wall, took the flashlight handed in by the bottle, and took a look around.
This is a large stone chamber with a vault, which was dug out. There are some traces of murals on the top. The water level is very high, almost reaching the edge of the vault. It can be seen through the water surface. Shallow pits were dug into the stone walls on all sides, and inside were headless stone figurines covered with moss.
I looked at the stagnant water and weighed it. I carefully let go and slid down. The water overflowed to my chest all of a sudden, and there was no sense of solidity under my feet. The water must be very deep, and the water is really fucking It's cold, I shuddered and couldn't help cursing in my heart.
At this time, they were all using their flashlights to ask me about my situation. I said a few words and they were all about to come down. They gave me the backpack first and then went in one by one.
Both Old Itching and Poor Oil Bottle were hung on the wall first, and then they found the correct position before jumping. Fatty also hung up, but when he fell into the water, there was a huge splash, and I was directly hit in the face.
The few of us summed it up and decided to find a place to stay first. I swam inward by instinct, and after a few swims, I saw a stone door opened on the innermost stone wall.The stone gate is very short because of the water level. Inside the gate is a stone road about the width of two Jiefang cars. There are also murals on some places, but the murals here have been corroded by water vapor for a long time, and it is impossible to tell what the paintings are.
I greeted and swam inward. I swam inward for more than ten meters. Suddenly, the stone road turned at a right angle of [-] degrees.
In fact, ordinary tomb robbers here should go back. First, they don’t know what’s going on, and second, working in cold water is really not a good experience.I silently cleared my mind of certain things about arthritis and soaking in cold water.
The old itchy looked at the stone walls around, and asked: "Have you noticed that although this tomb is quite big, it has been repaired very rough. Look at these stone stubbles? One by one is uglier than the other, and it has never been repaired. The owner of this tomb will No, and not too rich, once the mountain is opened, there will be no money for decoration.”
The fat man took a look around after hearing what he said, and explained, "Fatty, I noticed it just now, don't worry about the old itchy comrade, I think this may be the outer circle of the mausoleum based on so many years of experience. It can be finer inside, don’t you think it’s naive?”
I nodded and said, "That's what I think too. You can see that there are so many unfinished stone figurines here, which may be the place where the craftsmen of the mausoleum quarried and carved the stone."
We continued to move forward and swam for a few minutes. When we passed the turning point, we heard a few muffled sounds of water in the darkness ahead. It seemed that someone was sneaking in the water. I cursed inwardly. .
As soon as the fat man turned the flashlight, we immediately saw a triangular water mark, which sank into the water instantly.In a flash, I was grabbed by the Poker Bottle.He dragged me to swim out desperately, and what I subconsciously just struggled with.
☆, stuffy oil bottle
I thumped a few times, but I couldn't break free due to the strength of the Poker Bottle. Looking back now, the triangular water marks had already rushed towards us like lightning, and the surface of the passing water turned turbid for a while.
My hand was still in Poker Bottle's. I made a mistake just now and we struggled for a long time without swimming a few meters. Now neither of us can escape!I scolded his ten-generation ancestors in my heart, and I was not allowed to think about it any more at this moment. The monster rushed over like lightning, and it was in front of me in a blink of an eye.I grabbed the Poker Bottle with both hands and kicked him twice, I lowered my body and was ready to take a blow from this monster.
The triangular water mark came quickly, and it was about three feet in front of me. I forced myself to calm down and told myself not to be afraid of thinking about it. Suddenly, a twisted ripple appeared on the water surface, but the water mark disappeared.
It was too late, or soon, suddenly a ball of water exploded in front of my eyes, and at the same time, a huge force pulled me far away, and the huge fish flew into the air.
I didn't know what was going on, I choked on a mouthful of stinky water in my nose, and I couldn't open my eyes because of the sourness.I was dragged far away by the collar of Poker Ping, and I realized it in my head at the time. At this time, if I tried to get out of Poker Ping's arms, it would be a waste of our escape time.
I simply hugged his neck with both hands, wrapped my legs around his waist, and let him control all the rhythms. He really needs to be quiet.I don't have any chance to take a breath, and I've almost reached my limit after holding it for a while, and I have to suffocate on him.
He is also fully stretched at this moment, we dive very fast, I was predicting whether to let go or not, when I hesitated, I suddenly saw the flashlight dangling on us.
I released my hand without hesitation, struggled to poke my head out, took a greedy breath of air, and at the same time exerted strength on my waist and started to swim quickly.
At this time, the surrounding light was very poor, and I could only see the light of the flashlight flickering behind me.But these weak lights can't illuminate anything at all, instead they reflect the water and affect my vision.
I took a few breaths, and my mind cleared up a lot. At this time, I realized that we were far away from the fish. I silently marveled at the power of Poker Oil Bottle in my heart, and at the same time, I realized that the old itchy and the fat man kept calling me. voice, it was only then that I noticed that Poker Bottle hadn't followed either.I took a deep breath and hurriedly dived over.
I abandoned Pokerfinger’s little Hei Jin to the desert, and he still doesn’t have a good weapon in his hand. I pulled out the big white dog leg on the waist in the water and hugged the big fish’s arm underwater. Stomach pierced.
The place here is too narrow, this fish can't use it, it can only attack the position of our chest.After the monster was hit by the knife, its body twisted violently. I couldn't hold it anymore, and was thrown out of the water.
I firmly grabbed the big white dog's leg with my hand, and swiped hard, cutting a big gash across its body.When I poked my head out again, the green water was covered with red blood, and the two colors mixed together, which was very disgusting.
As soon as I poked my head out, I saw Fatty and Old Itchy covered in blood. Both Fatty and Old Itchy looked at me with a saber in their hands and were stunned. The fatty reacted quickly and took me out with a big step.
I panted heavily to gather myself, and when I turned my head back, I saw a huge fish head rushing out of the water, and I only saw a mouthful of dense fangs.In desperation, I reflexively kicked into the water, and sent the big white dog leg into the belly of the big fish.
The water was turbid, and the big fish was obviously in pain. It kept churning in the water, and occasionally bumped into the stone wall on one side. We were on guard and dared not go forward or go too far back. The water splash was hit by it. .
But not long after, it floated up with its belly upturned not far away, although its two fins were still shaking non-stop, it was already dying.
I looked at the fish with my eyes wide open, and I was so nervous that I didn't say a word. At this time, Old Itch patted me and said to me and the fat man, let's go here quickly, there are steps here. "
The fat man glanced in the direction of the old tickle and smiled, "Okay! We are cold and hungry, just go up and take a rest." Then he walked forward a few steps and turned his head to look at me with a smile, "Oh my god! You didn’t get any injuries just now, it wouldn’t look good if you left a scar.”
Walking in water up to my chest is not as good as swimming, but after soaking in cold water for so long, I just experienced such a fish, and now I am still shaking badly in the water, I don't want to swim anymore.Hearing the fat man's jokes, I glanced at him, and he was shaking from the cold. He looked the same, and I said tremblingly, "It's not good to have scars when you're a woman, it's a mark of a man's glory..." I said I wanted to pull up my sleeves, but as soon as I touched the clothes, I realized that I am still a person without glory.
The fat man chuckled twice, "Fat man, I didn't think you were a woman, so it doesn't mean others are wrong." The fat man pushed me on the waist in the water, and I was pushed to the top by this push, always smiling Pull me up.
"By the way, where's that little brother?"
When I heard this, I was taken aback for a moment. I held up my flashlight and looked around, but I didn't find the figure of Poker Bottle.I gritted my teeth and felt a little like crying, this blood-thirsty bastard, won't you play something missing for me again!
No, don't be cranky.
☆, the bug of the stuffy oil bottle
I don't believe it anymore, where the hell did this guy go in such a short time of urinating? When we were in a hurry to find the trace of that girl, that girl suddenly hugged him from the stone path on the other side of the stone platform. A bunch of stuff came out.
I was a little confused at first glance, but then I wanted to bite him a little bit.The fat man was overjoyed when he saw Poker Bottle, grinning and yelling in harmony, "Hey! Brother, pick up firewood for us, the guy who can take care of others has a wife."
I lost my voice and glanced at the fat man, suddenly I wanted to bite the fat man more, what should I do, I smiled and said, "You think the little brother is our two uncles! Whichever way you put it, the little girl is sticking too much."
"That's right." Fatty lamented pretentiously, "My little brother is still a fresh meat, just by looking at his face, there are girls who go bankrupt and cry for their parents, and we two handsome guys with a sense of age have to cook and cook outside the house. Only girls want it."
"You go home and sleep with your wife in your arms. You are not qualified to talk about the bitter tears of a single dog." I suddenly saw the smile on his brow, and the smile disappeared immediately. Is it just to irony that I am single and no one wants me? ?Suddenly I remembered Fatty and Pokerfing's trip to Banai, so I couldn't help but stop and ask, "What did your wife say when we got there?"
The fat man smiled and winked at me, "Don't worry about what I do."
The old itch behind me poked my back, probably thinking that I was sad and had no partner, and comforted me, "Let's go. You're not yet 30, it's normal to be single."
"Really? Have you never had a girlfriend either?"
Old itchy, "..."
snort!You also talked about objects.Fatty's whole life, he should be flirtatious and infatuated, it's like a novel when he writes it down.Stuffy oil bottle... Do I need to count his rotten peach blossoms?It's not normal, but it's a woman anyway.
The third uncle has Wenjin...Xiaohua has Xiuxiu...The blind man has Su Wan?Li Cu has Liang Wan, and even Wang Meng has a girlfriend, anyway, it's just me, I have no girlfriend.
The fat man beckoned us to hurry over, and after lighting a fire, we took off our clothes and dried them on the fire alternately, and baked dry food.A few of us naked Hanzhi sat by the fire and ate dry food.
I didn't have any wounds except scratches and bruises. I got some hot water to wipe it off and didn't deal with it. The others didn't suffer any serious injuries. We took a rest and put on our clothes before entering the stone path behind.
This stone path continues its brutalist style, large but not refined, and the inside is also pitch black. Stone figurines and animal figurines lie horizontally on the stone path. The walls of the holes on both sides are full of potholes and cracks.In order to reduce power consumption, we turned on the flashlight of Fatty alone and walked for about half an hour.
Today is very quiet, and no one will know that the scripts of those legendary stories that will happen in the future will come out of a cannon fodder.
I originally planned to relieve my old itch during my trip to Hangzhou, but the appearance of Xiaohua made me not interested in waiting any longer.
I simply called a senior with a good relationship. This senior had been playing with hacking techniques when he was in school. He helped me a lot in many places.
I probably said a few words to him and hung up the phone. After a while, I received a text message, which was a string of numbers, and I called him right away.After a while, the phone was connected, and a familiar yet unfamiliar voice came from inside, "Who-who-who? (Stuttering)"
I chuckled and said, "Fuck you, you can't even hear my voice?"
"Damn to-to-what the hell is it, who-who-who! No-don't tell me I'm dead!" Old Tick seemed to be in a bad mood, and stuttered even more.
"Damn! You can forget my voice! I'm Lao Wu! Wu Xie knows, it's me!" I didn't expect him to come and forget me, and I wanted to bite him.
"Wu Xie?" He was taken aback for a moment, "Old Wu, you--what the hell are you--what's the matter?"
I didn't expect his reaction to be so indifferent, this is different from the agreed script! "Didn't you ask me to go to Shaanxi for the next fight? An old man cried like a ghost and begged me at night, but I got all the equipment ready and you fucking didn't contact me again! You know that I don't have money How hard did it take to get your number!"
"Ah?" Old Tick let out an ah at first, and then became excited, "I-I'm sorry, Old Wu, he-he-damn, I forgot about it if you didn't mention it."
I will bully you for not remembering, come and bite me if you have the ability! !
☆, the game starts
I flirted with the old itchy for a while, and then we made an appointment. I made an appointment with him tomorrow.I brought some food from the building outside the building and came home. Shen Yinwu was still asleep. I cleared the table and put the food away before waking her up.
"Shen Yinwu, eat."
"Wu Xie, I'm very sad, I like you so much why are you always so indifferent." She lay there and stared at me, "I thought you could see me as long as I worked hard enough, why? You do not love me……"
Should I love you?And have you worked hard?Make a mess of my room every day and let me clean it up, I like you so it's a ghost!I didn't feel like arguing with her, so I pretended I didn't hear it and went back to my bedroom without turning my head... Then I came out to make a bag of instant noodles for myself, and while sorting out those things and compiling their materials, I sucked Eat instant noodles.I stayed up most of the night to tidy things up.
After sending the email, I went out and put a blanket on her and locked the bedroom door, then went into the bathroom, took a shower, and then went straight to sleep.
The next day I got up early as usual and asked her to take a bath. I went to the kitchen to cook fine rice porridge, cleaned up the food residue in the living room, and went down to throw out the garbage and bought steamed buns.
When I came home, she was wearing my shirt. My shirt was too wide on her body, covering her thighs directly. The shirt was white, and the scene was a bit taboo. I didn't dare to watch it.But this girl was scalded by my porridge.She looked at me pitifully, and her consciousness was self-evident, and she treated my wound.I went to the bedroom drawer and dug out the Band-Aids.
The two of us sat face to face in my finally clean house and had breakfast. Not to mention, just watching this scene was a little warm. "Xiao Wu, I have something to leave today and I don't have time to play with you. I will ask Wang Meng to take you back to Changsha. Be obedient."
"Don't leave Wu Xie, Xiao Wu. I'll accompany you wherever you go." She swallowed the porridge and opened her eyes wide at me, "Don't worry, Xiao Wu can protect you. We can talk to Xiao Hua with fat black glasses, Brother Qiling went with him, by the way, including Wang Meng, he is so pitiful alone in the store..."
She blushed more and more as she talked, girl, are you sure you like me?
"No." I continued to bow my head to drink porridge, "Your hands are injured, I can't let you take this risk." Damn I won't let you get out!There is wood!The trip to the Qinling Mountains was originally restricted to many people, and the more people there were, the more complicated their minds became, and the more complicated their minds, the more chaotic things became.
"Xiao Wu is worried about Wu Xie, Xiao Wu really likes Wu Xie and is willing to do anything for Wu Xie." She came up to grab my hand but I dodged it, "Wu Xie, can't you accept me? "
"It's impossible for me to accept you unless...you can find me."
After breakfast, I knocked Shen Yinwu out and took me to a hotel, locked the store and summoned Wang Meng, gave him the car keys and took me to the station by the way, and explained to him some things he needed to do on the way.
During this period of time, Xiling doesn't need to open the door. If the boss isn't here, he can't sell anything. Well, even if the boss is here, he can't sell anything.
"Boss, I'm just a shopkeeper. I don't have money and I don't want to play games with that psychopath." Wang Meng gave me a miserable look after hearing this.
"There is [-] in this card, and the password is my birthday, which is enough for you to spend, but the money is not left over for you. I will give you a bonus next month's salary." Say something that you don't intend to give him.
"How much?" Wang Meng became excited when he heard about the salary increase.
I calmly spread all the five fingers of my right hand, and he looked at him and said, "I won't sell my dignity as a human being just for fifty cents!"
"I mean five times." I silently despised Xia Wangmeng in my heart. The matter of five is fifty cents has nothing to do with my penny. "If you mess up the matter in Hangzhou, I will kill you. And .” I rubbed my nose, “Buy yourself some nicer clothes.”
I took the equipment directly from the third uncle's buddy, and went directly to the train station as soon as the old itch came. We, who pack large and small contraband, have been checked very tightly recently, so it is quite reliable.
But this time the time was a bit tight, so I got a sitting ticket, but there were not many people on the bus, so I changed to a sleeping ticket when I got on the bus.The two of us talked all night over the first bag of peanuts and a bottle of Lao Baigan, but we just lay there in the daytime.
His words didn't change much, but he had to go if he was short of money. He talked about his ears, and I successfully knocked out the hexagonal bronze bells in his ears.
I was his most forced choice, and also the most inevitable choice. There are not many people in this world who would care about him, and I am the only one who can accompany him on this trip.
After arriving in Xi'an, we found a small guest house to spend the night, ate local sauerkraut fried rice and hibiscus soup, and strolled around the night market by the way, until after twelve o'clock.The old itchy was thinking about the taste of fried rice and clamored to eat night food stalls, so we sat down at a random food stall by the side of the road, ordered two bottles of beer, and ate while drinking.
At this time, I have nothing to hold back, and I will talk about the fight tomorrow. Anyway, they can't understand us with a southern accent.While chatting, I heard an old man next to me say: "Both of you, do you want to go and do local goods business?"
I, who understood and pretended not to understand, and Lao Tiao, who didn’t know if he understood, looked at each other, decisively pretending that he didn’t understand, the old man was going to say something, but now the number of people gradually increased, and he came again Two people sat down next to me.
The fat man took a bite of the skewers we ordered, and the old itchy yelled a few words, "Who-who are you? This is-is this ours without eyes?"
The fat man chuckled, "Brother, don't worry, we will get along for a long time in the future, please let me eat a string of fat masters, and I will take care of you!"
☆, a line of sky
After Fatty and Poker Bottle opened, I didn't have the time to go around. The four of them ate a meal at the stall together and went to our small guest house shoulder to shoulder.
The four of us couldn't fit in one room, so we opened two rooms. After all, it's not good-looking for anyone to be alone. Among us, Lao You and I are considered acquaintances. .
The guest house is located in the city. Although it has nothing but scum from hardware to software, and even though it doesn't even have a stool, there is still a TV set there anyway.Lao Xie was sitting on the bedside, pressing the remote control with one hand to flip through the snowflake-flying TV programs, and picking his feet with the other, and asked casually, "Old Wu, it seems that you are quite familiar with those two people."
"The one who eats our skewers is Fatty Wang from Beijing, and the other one is the famous Dao Dou brother dumb Zhang." I lay on the bed and fiddled with my newly bought mobile phone, lazily paying the two appearance fees to me. The names of the characters that both of them couldn't afford to buy were reported.
"Old Wu no-no-I'm not talking about you. This fight is not any other fight. The most important thing is to avoid disagreement. These two people don't seem to be good at first sight. We'd better not provoke each other." The remote control watched me continue to pick my feet.
"These two are absolutely credible." Me and Shang Shang took a look at Old Itchy, "Even if one day you take advantage of me, my third uncle becomes good, and my father stabs me in the back, they won't betray me .” I smiled confidently.
"Hehe." Old Tickle smiled, "I thought you'd grow your brains a bit, but you're still so easy to trust people."
I blinked my eyes, "You mean I didn't have a brain before."
"Old Wu, I won't talk about you anymore, but follow me closely in the fight anyway."
After staying for one night, I rented a car the next day, and finally arrived at the foot of Snakehead Mountain after a bumpy ride at noon. This is a scenic spot, and tickets must be sold to enter.
In fact, there are ways to evade the fare. You can go up half a circle and go up from the other side, but the road there is not as easy as this one. We still bought tickets and paid for a black tour guide to take us to Yixiantian.
The old itchy is a bit unclear, so he was the one who caught the lama, but when he got here, I arranged everything from the manpower to the route.His expression was a bit resentful, "Old Wu, you are not authentic, you are trying to rob you to make a fool of yourself!"
"What on earth do you want to do? Do you know how important this fight is to me!"
I just watched him ignore him, then turned around and walked with the black tour guide. He probably became more and more angry and suddenly flew up and kicked me, kicking me to the ground, "Wu Xie, thanks to me trusting you so much! Just give me this!"
Lao Xi scolded me all the time in Hangzhou dialect. The fat man and the tour guide didn’t quite understand. The bottle should have understood but I didn’t respond. His expression was indifferent.Moreover, the fat man kept accosting the tour guide, and he didn't pay attention to our affairs at all. They didn't notice until the kick came out. The fat man immediately went to pull my old itch, and advised him, "Brother, don't worry, brother, don't worry." Hurry up, you don't know Wu Xie's bear. He wants you to die and you have ten thousand ways to die, but he will kill you and you will die without knowing it."
Poker Bottle stretched out his hand to pick me up, Old Itch muttered and cursed a few words, Fatty tried to dissuade me, and finally gave me an apologetic look with winks.
"Follow me! I won't rob you, we are going to the same place, and I will have meat with me. I will explain other things to you when I get to the place." I looked at Lao Tzu very indifferently Said, looking at his awkward face, I raised my eyebrows and stretched out my paw towards him.
He also stared at me for a while, took a breath and said viciously in Hangzhou dialect, "Okay, old Wu, I believe you this time." He grabbed my paw.
After walking for a while, he added something in a low voice. I have good hearing, and he said, "Otherwise, I will be tricked to death by you."
We followed the black tour guide for three days and finally arrived at Yixiantian. In fact, after three days in this trip, we were a little numb because of our good wilderness survival skills. However, the black tour guide has a lot of tricks along the way. too boring.
When we got to the crack, we gave him the agreed money and he left us and entered the crack of the sky.
In fact, the black tour guide along the way also told us a lot of strange things in the sky, like some kind of ghost soldiers, saying that almost no one has walked through this ditch since it was formed, but not a single weed grew. It's like being trampled by horses every day.In the past few years, some people wanted to build a scenic spot here, but as soon as the construction team came, it started to rain heavily, which happened every time.The few leaders who engaged in it had no choice but to give up because they were too far away from the village.
Adding some good materials and specific descriptions to this kind of thing may make a good horror story, but those who fight against ghosts are not afraid of ghosts, and we all have some skills. Scaring us can’t scare us, but it adds to the charm of this fight. .
We continued to go deeper and gradually became a little numb. The crack in the mountain was unknown how long it was.The entire mountain crevice behind is eerily quiet, only the whistling of the wind and some other strange sounds that cannot be named.
This feeling makes us all very uncomfortable.
☆, Qinling
The four of us walked all the way in the middle of the road, and Poker-Face continued to be his brother-in-law, while Fatty and I chattered away.Lao You has accosted Poker Fing several times along the way, but it is obvious that Poker Fing's indifference is obvious, but Lao You is still very fat with his mouth and quickly called him a brother.
This narrow path is only the distance between two people walking side by side, not to mention the four of us strong old men, so the four of us are a single path.First it's the old itch who's been here, then me, the fat man, and finally the stuffy oil
You can see the old itchy scruples, he asked about the three of us from the sidelines, but he ignored him, and I refused to tell him what I said, so the fat man became his breakthrough.However, how could the fat man be so easy to fool, and he was stunned for a while, "The story of the three of us starts with you, but the story of the two of them can be traced back to the birth of innocence."
Fatty plagiarized Journey to the West, A Dream of Red Mansions, Outlaws of the Marsh, and Fights Break the Sky, and made up a magical story that destroyed people's three views.Although this world is so magical that it is unbelievable, this story still hurts my distorted three views.
"In ancient times, a group of people discovered a technique of longevity, but this technique was not controlled by people. In order to study this tricky technique, a large number of experiments were carried out using babies in the mother's womb.
However, these experiments all failed, and many monsters, forbidden women, and undead corpses were produced due to mutations... Among the failed products that were processed, there was a pregnant woman, and the successful primer was buried in his stomach..."
"Damn! This is so fucking ridiculous!" Lao You probably got more and more headaches and began to retort, "Why didn't you say that you fell from a vine to defeat the snake spirit!"
"Huo Huo Huo...you still don't believe it!" The fat man turned his head and gave Poker Bottle a wink, "This is the origin of the legend of the little brother. If you don't believe me, you can check it out, he was already like this 20 years ago , Wu Xie's grandfather has something to do with him..."
This point is completely true, but no matter how it sounds like a lie, I was so moved by my thoughts, I simply started to say, "Don't believe it, this guy's background is really like this. But so His cool background can't change his tragic fate in the slightest. He has become one of the directions of this increasingly complicated group of forces. My background is still related to the longevity technique. You know the foundation of my family. Being involved in this matter, my grandparents and parents are all jokes." I raised my eyebrows, "And I am the joke of jokes. This circle is not as good as more and more people get involved. At the beginning, the kind of purity that seeks to live forever, the tricks in people's hearts are gradually spreading."
Poker Ping actually spoke up, and he continued to make up nonsense with a very believable face, "Actually, my identity is not so nonsense, and Wu Xie is part of his older generation's plan, success will completely Get rid of this kind of joke-like fate, if you fail, all your efforts will fail." Poker-Face paused, "So, if it's his brother, don't use any reason to deceive him. Xie Ziyang, can you believe it?"
I was stunned for a moment subconsciously. This kind of line is really not suitable for Poker Bottle. I feel that I have the urge to hug him. After so many years of raising him, are you familiar with it?
I looked back at him, and in the narrow mountain crevice under the dim light, all I saw was the face of the fat man, which was close to me, but now I was almost close to his face, and he was startled. "Naive, why don't you turn back when you have nothing to do!"
He jumped back and bumped into me before he finished yelling, I couldn't control it, and fell directly on the fat man, and then we hung on Poker Bottle.In this kind of gap, when we fell like this, the uppermost old itch got up first. As a result, he not only couldn't get up, but kept touching back, and kept screaming, "There is a person in front! There is a person in front. !..."
I thought in my heart that Lao You's reasoning would be unbearable even if it was a stuffy oil bottle, so I pulled Lao You to stand up, and comforted him, "Don't talk nonsense, Lao You, this kind of place..."
Before I finished speaking, I saw the figure in front of me. It was motionless in a strange posture under the dim light. I quickly turned on the flashlight. We couldn't see its face from our angle, but we could clearly see his arms. That is indeed a human arm!
☆, fish
The "person" was wearing a strange ancient clothes, with gray and white bare arms, standing in the middle of the ditch.In the dim shadow of the mountain crevice, it looks extremely strange.
I squinted my eyes and pushed the old itch away, and explained to him casually, "It is carved out of stone, but his carving technique is too realistic, and it will be misunderstood as real in the case of insufficient light." of."
Even so, the old itchy would not start saying anything, this stone man is indeed a superb workmanship, the carving is too realistic, even if I look at it from a close distance, I still feel the scene is appalling, with cold sweat on my head, but sometimes I can’t help it. Needless to say, it will be dull once you get used to it.
I walked over from the beginning, and as soon as I got close, I could see it clearly. Under the light of the flashlight, the lower body of this "stone man" was crushed in the pile of rubble. The head part was gone, leaving only a neck.
When I looked up, I saw that there was a place where the rocks were loose above the cliff, but the whole mountain sloped, forming a dead angle.I can't see the actual situation, but the appearance of this stone man proves that I don't need to look more.I looked back at them, "That thing is up there."
The fat man shined a flashlight on the top and started to climb up. He had the experience of the death gate of the underwater tomb, and this kind of curved mountain crevice is nothing. This mountain will never close suddenly and come up to bite us.I followed him lying on the cliff, moving along the slope little by little, and soon, I climbed to the place where the collapse occurred.
Above is a shallow pit dug against the mountain wall, and many figurines with similar human heads visit the cave.Human-head figurines were fought in ancient times, and it was too heavy to claim credit for bringing the whole corpse back, so the heads were cut off, and these heads were placed on stone bodies and buried as living people.
In the middle of the collapse, a dark hole the size of a blue ball was blown out. The fat man looked at himself and then another hole, and he simply cursed, "This fucking thing is doing this again, and the **** is discriminating against me again." We fat people! Can we still be good friends?"
I grinned, and took a flashlight to take a picture inside, and found that there was a huge space inside. I probed in and saw a large stone chamber with a vault, which was dug out, and there were some murals on the top. The water level is very high, almost reaching the edge of the vault.
I patted the fat man on the shoulder while looking at the cave with the flashlight, and said jokingly, "I said you should lose weight." After finishing speaking, I put the flashlight on the ground and took off my bag. Water, wrap important things in a tarpaulin. Remember, don’t think about it when you’re inside.”
As soon as I finished speaking, Old Itch answered, "I-I-I remember that among the few of us, you are the one who likes to think wildly the most, old--Old Wu."
Although this is the case, I still want to shirk it when I say it so mercilessly. I subconsciously looked at the expressions of other people, and the fat man I just said to lose weight directly shook hands with Old Itchy with a smile on his face, "That's true. , I also think that Wu Xie is the scariest thing in this fight."
After speaking, he gave me a provocative look, I grinned, and turned to look at Poker Bottle, this girl quickly wrapped her things with her hands and feet, and was taking things from me.Seeing me looking at him, he frowned, stopped looking at me and continued to pack.
They were all covering me and I was too embarrassed to be idle, but it was not easy for Pokerfing to take the initiative, so I simply took the mason's hammer and smashed the stone wall to clear the way for the fat man.It is indeed not an easy job to smash rocks, but it is much easier to smash on the cavern. After a few heavy smashes, the hole was enlarged, and I was the first to get in.
I couldn't get down to the bottom, so I hung myself on the wall, took the flashlight handed in by the bottle, and took a look around.
This is a large stone chamber with a vault, which was dug out. There are some traces of murals on the top. The water level is very high, almost reaching the edge of the vault. It can be seen through the water surface. Shallow pits were dug into the stone walls on all sides, and inside were headless stone figurines covered with moss.
I looked at the stagnant water and weighed it. I carefully let go and slid down. The water overflowed to my chest all of a sudden, and there was no sense of solidity under my feet. The water must be very deep, and the water is really fucking It's cold, I shuddered and couldn't help cursing in my heart.
At this time, they were all using their flashlights to ask me about my situation. I said a few words and they were all about to come down. They gave me the backpack first and then went in one by one.
Both Old Itching and Poor Oil Bottle were hung on the wall first, and then they found the correct position before jumping. Fatty also hung up, but when he fell into the water, there was a huge splash, and I was directly hit in the face.
The few of us summed it up and decided to find a place to stay first. I swam inward by instinct, and after a few swims, I saw a stone door opened on the innermost stone wall.The stone gate is very short because of the water level. Inside the gate is a stone road about the width of two Jiefang cars. There are also murals on some places, but the murals here have been corroded by water vapor for a long time, and it is impossible to tell what the paintings are.
I greeted and swam inward. I swam inward for more than ten meters. Suddenly, the stone road turned at a right angle of [-] degrees.
In fact, ordinary tomb robbers here should go back. First, they don’t know what’s going on, and second, working in cold water is really not a good experience.I silently cleared my mind of certain things about arthritis and soaking in cold water.
The old itchy looked at the stone walls around, and asked: "Have you noticed that although this tomb is quite big, it has been repaired very rough. Look at these stone stubbles? One by one is uglier than the other, and it has never been repaired. The owner of this tomb will No, and not too rich, once the mountain is opened, there will be no money for decoration.”
The fat man took a look around after hearing what he said, and explained, "Fatty, I noticed it just now, don't worry about the old itchy comrade, I think this may be the outer circle of the mausoleum based on so many years of experience. It can be finer inside, don’t you think it’s naive?”
I nodded and said, "That's what I think too. You can see that there are so many unfinished stone figurines here, which may be the place where the craftsmen of the mausoleum quarried and carved the stone."
We continued to move forward and swam for a few minutes. When we passed the turning point, we heard a few muffled sounds of water in the darkness ahead. It seemed that someone was sneaking in the water. I cursed inwardly. .
As soon as the fat man turned the flashlight, we immediately saw a triangular water mark, which sank into the water instantly.In a flash, I was grabbed by the Poker Bottle.He dragged me to swim out desperately, and what I subconsciously just struggled with.
☆, stuffy oil bottle
I thumped a few times, but I couldn't break free due to the strength of the Poker Bottle. Looking back now, the triangular water marks had already rushed towards us like lightning, and the surface of the passing water turned turbid for a while.
My hand was still in Poker Bottle's. I made a mistake just now and we struggled for a long time without swimming a few meters. Now neither of us can escape!I scolded his ten-generation ancestors in my heart, and I was not allowed to think about it any more at this moment. The monster rushed over like lightning, and it was in front of me in a blink of an eye.I grabbed the Poker Bottle with both hands and kicked him twice, I lowered my body and was ready to take a blow from this monster.
The triangular water mark came quickly, and it was about three feet in front of me. I forced myself to calm down and told myself not to be afraid of thinking about it. Suddenly, a twisted ripple appeared on the water surface, but the water mark disappeared.
It was too late, or soon, suddenly a ball of water exploded in front of my eyes, and at the same time, a huge force pulled me far away, and the huge fish flew into the air.
I didn't know what was going on, I choked on a mouthful of stinky water in my nose, and I couldn't open my eyes because of the sourness.I was dragged far away by the collar of Poker Ping, and I realized it in my head at the time. At this time, if I tried to get out of Poker Ping's arms, it would be a waste of our escape time.
I simply hugged his neck with both hands, wrapped my legs around his waist, and let him control all the rhythms. He really needs to be quiet.I don't have any chance to take a breath, and I've almost reached my limit after holding it for a while, and I have to suffocate on him.
He is also fully stretched at this moment, we dive very fast, I was predicting whether to let go or not, when I hesitated, I suddenly saw the flashlight dangling on us.
I released my hand without hesitation, struggled to poke my head out, took a greedy breath of air, and at the same time exerted strength on my waist and started to swim quickly.
At this time, the surrounding light was very poor, and I could only see the light of the flashlight flickering behind me.But these weak lights can't illuminate anything at all, instead they reflect the water and affect my vision.
I took a few breaths, and my mind cleared up a lot. At this time, I realized that we were far away from the fish. I silently marveled at the power of Poker Oil Bottle in my heart, and at the same time, I realized that the old itchy and the fat man kept calling me. voice, it was only then that I noticed that Poker Bottle hadn't followed either.I took a deep breath and hurriedly dived over.
I abandoned Pokerfinger’s little Hei Jin to the desert, and he still doesn’t have a good weapon in his hand. I pulled out the big white dog leg on the waist in the water and hugged the big fish’s arm underwater. Stomach pierced.
The place here is too narrow, this fish can't use it, it can only attack the position of our chest.After the monster was hit by the knife, its body twisted violently. I couldn't hold it anymore, and was thrown out of the water.
I firmly grabbed the big white dog's leg with my hand, and swiped hard, cutting a big gash across its body.When I poked my head out again, the green water was covered with red blood, and the two colors mixed together, which was very disgusting.
As soon as I poked my head out, I saw Fatty and Old Itchy covered in blood. Both Fatty and Old Itchy looked at me with a saber in their hands and were stunned. The fatty reacted quickly and took me out with a big step.
I panted heavily to gather myself, and when I turned my head back, I saw a huge fish head rushing out of the water, and I only saw a mouthful of dense fangs.In desperation, I reflexively kicked into the water, and sent the big white dog leg into the belly of the big fish.
The water was turbid, and the big fish was obviously in pain. It kept churning in the water, and occasionally bumped into the stone wall on one side. We were on guard and dared not go forward or go too far back. The water splash was hit by it. .
But not long after, it floated up with its belly upturned not far away, although its two fins were still shaking non-stop, it was already dying.
I looked at the fish with my eyes wide open, and I was so nervous that I didn't say a word. At this time, Old Itch patted me and said to me and the fat man, let's go here quickly, there are steps here. "
The fat man glanced in the direction of the old tickle and smiled, "Okay! We are cold and hungry, just go up and take a rest." Then he walked forward a few steps and turned his head to look at me with a smile, "Oh my god! You didn’t get any injuries just now, it wouldn’t look good if you left a scar.”
Walking in water up to my chest is not as good as swimming, but after soaking in cold water for so long, I just experienced such a fish, and now I am still shaking badly in the water, I don't want to swim anymore.Hearing the fat man's jokes, I glanced at him, and he was shaking from the cold. He looked the same, and I said tremblingly, "It's not good to have scars when you're a woman, it's a mark of a man's glory..." I said I wanted to pull up my sleeves, but as soon as I touched the clothes, I realized that I am still a person without glory.
The fat man chuckled twice, "Fat man, I didn't think you were a woman, so it doesn't mean others are wrong." The fat man pushed me on the waist in the water, and I was pushed to the top by this push, always smiling Pull me up.
"By the way, where's that little brother?"
When I heard this, I was taken aback for a moment. I held up my flashlight and looked around, but I didn't find the figure of Poker Bottle.I gritted my teeth and felt a little like crying, this blood-thirsty bastard, won't you play something missing for me again!
No, don't be cranky.
☆, the bug of the stuffy oil bottle
I don't believe it anymore, where the hell did this guy go in such a short time of urinating? When we were in a hurry to find the trace of that girl, that girl suddenly hugged him from the stone path on the other side of the stone platform. A bunch of stuff came out.
I was a little confused at first glance, but then I wanted to bite him a little bit.The fat man was overjoyed when he saw Poker Bottle, grinning and yelling in harmony, "Hey! Brother, pick up firewood for us, the guy who can take care of others has a wife."
I lost my voice and glanced at the fat man, suddenly I wanted to bite the fat man more, what should I do, I smiled and said, "You think the little brother is our two uncles! Whichever way you put it, the little girl is sticking too much."
"That's right." Fatty lamented pretentiously, "My little brother is still a fresh meat, just by looking at his face, there are girls who go bankrupt and cry for their parents, and we two handsome guys with a sense of age have to cook and cook outside the house. Only girls want it."
"You go home and sleep with your wife in your arms. You are not qualified to talk about the bitter tears of a single dog." I suddenly saw the smile on his brow, and the smile disappeared immediately. Is it just to irony that I am single and no one wants me? ?Suddenly I remembered Fatty and Pokerfing's trip to Banai, so I couldn't help but stop and ask, "What did your wife say when we got there?"
The fat man smiled and winked at me, "Don't worry about what I do."
The old itch behind me poked my back, probably thinking that I was sad and had no partner, and comforted me, "Let's go. You're not yet 30, it's normal to be single."
"Really? Have you never had a girlfriend either?"
Old itchy, "..."
snort!You also talked about objects.Fatty's whole life, he should be flirtatious and infatuated, it's like a novel when he writes it down.Stuffy oil bottle... Do I need to count his rotten peach blossoms?It's not normal, but it's a woman anyway.
The third uncle has Wenjin...Xiaohua has Xiuxiu...The blind man has Su Wan?Li Cu has Liang Wan, and even Wang Meng has a girlfriend, anyway, it's just me, I have no girlfriend.
The fat man beckoned us to hurry over, and after lighting a fire, we took off our clothes and dried them on the fire alternately, and baked dry food.A few of us naked Hanzhi sat by the fire and ate dry food.
I didn't have any wounds except scratches and bruises. I got some hot water to wipe it off and didn't deal with it. The others didn't suffer any serious injuries. We took a rest and put on our clothes before entering the stone path behind.
This stone path continues its brutalist style, large but not refined, and the inside is also pitch black. Stone figurines and animal figurines lie horizontally on the stone path. The walls of the holes on both sides are full of potholes and cracks.In order to reduce power consumption, we turned on the flashlight of Fatty alone and walked for about half an hour.
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