Tomb Raider and Exorcist Zombie King

"Okay, sir, please wait a moment."

It is not difficult to calculate the account. Bai Yueze, who quickly calculated the total, showed the bill to the old man. Seeing that the old man had no objection, Bai Yueze asked: "Then, old man, do you want to transfer the account or swipe the card?" .”

This is not a small sum, and Bai Yueze doesn't think the other party will bring so much cash with him.

"Transfer the money!"

"can."

"Plus this."

Just when the old man was about to order his subordinates to transfer money to Bai Yueze, the man who had been standing in front of the antique and looking at something came to Bai Yueze at some time, and put a whip on Bai Yueze. In front of Yue Ze.

The whip he held was not the soft whip known to the public, but a hard whip, and this kind of whip was more like a mace in shape.

Seeing that the man put it in front of his eyes, he couldn't tell whether it was an ancient thing or a modern whip, Bai Yueze looked up at the old man.

"Add it!" The old man happily said without even asking the price.

The old man was happy, and Bai Yueze was even happier. He happily added the price of the whip to the total price.

And it is still added according to the price of antiques.

Ding Dong

Then, the sound of the text message came to everyone's ears. They turned on their mobile phones and looked at Bai Yueze who was texting, with a look of satisfaction in their eyes.

"The payment has arrived and there is no problem."

"En." Seeing that the payment had arrived, he turned around and walked out. The old man who walked to the door suddenly stopped for some reason.

"Ganwu."

"????"

"My name is Gan Wu, and Taoists often call me Gan Wuye, or Gan Laowu."

"Then Mr. Gan Wu, welcome to your next visit."

"I will definitely visit your shop again." The old man, Lord Gan Wu, said meaningfully.

Then, after saying this, he walked out with his hands behind his back.

Following Gan Wuye, they walked out together, keeping silent like a strong man, and the boy who passed by Bai Yueze said in a low voice: "Agan."

Bai Yueze was taken aback by the deep voice of the other party, and then he smiled and said, "You are the same, Mr. Agan."

Well, the sound is nice too.

If that girl Yin Yuanyuan was here, she would definitely be excited and crazy!

Until the backs of the three of them disappeared in the alley, Fang looked away, and Bai Yueze changed his calm appearance just now, and shook his fist excitedly.

Oh yeah, it's finally open.

After working for so many years, he finally made a big opening.

Tears.

He, he was really excited.

and……

Alas, selling antiques is really profitable.

And those things.

Unexpectedly, what the ghost mother-in-law taught him could make money like this.

He finally had renewed hope for the future.

Leaning the chair back, putting his feet on the table, Bai Yueze looked at the tablet in his hand while smoking a cigarette.

bell bell~~~~

ring ring ring ~~~~~~

ring ring ring ring ~~~~~~

Gee.

Judging by the unyielding posture of the phone ringing, it must be that girl Yin Yuanyuan.

"Hey?"

"Uncle~~~~, help~~~~~, first aid~~~~~"

As soon as the phone was connected, Yin Yuanyuan's voice came from the other end of the phone. The other party's loud voice made Bai Yueze's eyes blank for a moment, and then slowly took the phone away from him.After Yin Yuanyuan finished calling, Bai Yueze put the phone to his ear again, and said calmly, "Hold down, I'm not deaf."

"..., Uncle~~~~, do you still remember how gentle you were to me before, but, but now..., why time has made you so indifferent, we never Can't go back to the past?"

"..."

Is it gentle?

That was because she hadn't seen him earlier.

What a gentle and refined man he was at the beginning.

But now, after being handed by that ghost mother-in-law...

Alas, the past is hard to look back on.

"Hello? Hey! Hey uncle, are you listening to me?"

"Listen."

"Uncle ahhhhhhhhh~~~~, this time it's really a first aid~~~~!!!"

"Speak well to me."

"Uh, that..., to put it simply, uncle, do you have something that can drive away ghosts without harming them, and then send ghosts back to reincarnation?"

"..."

"Hello? Uncle? Is the signal bad? Uncle, uncle, are you still there?"

"I am still here."

"Uncle, do you have such a thing there?"

"No."

"how can that be?!!!!"

"Why not, I'm just a craftsman who buys some groceries."

"Uncle, don't tease me, do you think I don't know? I bought your incense, so you must save me this time, uncle, please~~~!!!"

"What happened?"

"Indescribable."

"That's a long story short."

"Actually, I bought a second-hand car and found that there was a ghost in the car, and then I went to the seller, and the seller said to me, I hope I don't drive the ghost violently, and I hope I can send the ghost into reincarnation .”

"..."

Didn't she say that she is rich, is she rich?

Why buy a used car when you have the money? ! ! !

Well, that's not the point. The point is, is she too fascinated by things like ghosts?

"Sorry, I can't help you."

"Uncle, wait, uncle, don't hang up, uncle, I was wrong, don't hang up~~~~, and uncle, you must help me this time~~~!!! If you If you don’t help me, I, I, I, I will definitely look for you every day, and then, then, you know!!!!”

"..."

"Uncle Uncle Uncle!!!"

"I see." Then Bai Yueze said with a headache: "I'll give you an address, you can find an old Taoist named Dan Yuanzi, and he will help you solve this problem."

Evil people still want to be tortured by evil people. He believes that the old magician will definitely help him get rid of this little lunatic.

"Oh? Uncle, you are really my savior~~~~, I really love you so much~~~~!!!"

"Thank you, Imminent."

"Hey hey hey, let's not talk anymore, I'll go find you after the matter is over, uncle."

"Yeah, yeah." Really throw it away after use, Bai Yueze said extremely perfunctorily.

"Okay, uncle."

"Goodbye, goodbye, hang up quickly!"

"Talk back, uncle."

Ugh.

Alas.

ah ah ah

He only thought about getting rid of this little lunatic with that old wand, but forgot what to do if they had the same taste.

After all, a little lunatic is enough to give him a headache, if an old lunatic is added..., let him die!

"Nephew, it's been a long time."

He is short and fat, if not for his height still within the range of human beings, the old man standing in front of Bai Yueze is a real land lord, although the Taoist robe on his body makes him look a bit out of place .

"..."

If he could, he wouldn't want to see him again, because he still looked like he had been friends with that girl Yin Yuanyuan.

"I heard from Yuanyuan that you made another batch of talisman paper, and it was the highest-grade golden talisman paper?" Dan Yuanzi asked pretending to be casual.

"..."

You listen, you listen.

Yuan Yuan.

Ha, it's already called so affectionately.

It is conceivable how good the relationship between the old and the young is in private.

And there is that girl Yin Yuanyuan.

The little traitor.

Thinking of this, looking at Yin Yuanyuan, Bai Yueze also got a guilty and begging smile from Yin Yuanyuan.

"Nephew?"

"I did some."

"Then...hehehehe."

"[-]% off, one thousand." Bai Yueze said cleanly.

"..., nephew~~~~"

"It's already the cheapest."

"But nephew, you know, I am a poor Taoist priest, how could I have such a sum of money, so nephew, can you give me a little more money?"

"Don't think about it."

"One hundred, no, two hundred, well, how about five hundred? As long as five hundred, I'll buy one."

"..."

"Nephew, you don't know, it's really getting more and more difficult for us to do business now, not only are there many magic sticks coming to compete with us for business, even those foreigners are also coming to compete with us for business, So..., errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd, for the sake of your master, please pity me, an old man~~~!!!!"

"..." You used his master to suppress him again, and your acting skills are too exaggerated.

But what Bai Yueze didn't expect was that even Dan Yuanzi's flamboyant acting skills would be praised by some.

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so pitiful, uncle, you can help Daoist Dan Yuanzi!"

"..."

He really shouldn't have brought them together.

This must be the worst decision he has ever made in his life.

In the end, Bai Yueze bought the talisman paper to Dan Yuanzi at the lowest price in history with a pale green face under Dan Yuanzi's groaning and sympathy.

He's going to save money and avoid disaster!

"Oh, nephew, you really are my good nephew. When I run out of talisman papers in the future, I will definitely come to you again."

Beg him not to come again.

Weakly waving to Dan Yuanzi, Bai Yueze signaled him to leave quickly.

Since he was driven away by Bai Yueze, he didn't get angry, and Dan Yuanzi, who was no longer entangled, walked out happily.

He was afraid that if he was late, Bai Yueze would go back on his word and ask for the talisman papers that he corrupted so much.

"Hey, Uncle, I'll come to you again after I've dealt with this matter." She was a little cautious about her accomplices and evil, Yin Yuanyuan, who was walking out behind the old Taoist, walked towards Bai Yueze. Made a goodbye gesture.

"..."

No, please don't come again.

At least for a short time, he didn't want to see her again.