On the Possibility of Iron Bucket Zombies Meeting Old Drivers

child!

They have their own circle of gays, everyone knows each other's identities, and there are quite a few people in the circle who match up. This fat man has been chasing him for a while, and it's annoying to pester people. He usually tries to hide as much as he can. , I didn't expect to meet again today.

Zheng Yu subconsciously glanced at Wei Liang.

Zheng Yu didn't even know why he wanted to look at Wei Liang, but Wei Liang gave him a reassuring look.

What strange things did he understand? ?

Wei Liang unbuttoned his suit, straddled his long legs to Zheng Yu's side, then sat down carelessly with his arms around Zheng Yu's shoulders, and gave Fatty a disdainful look: "Which onion are you?"

Zheng Yu was still a little stiff when he was hugged by him, but now he patronizes Wei Liang.

Tsk, handsome and handsome.

The ruffian smell on Wei Liang's body is really something that ordinary people can't pretend, Lin Kai immediately hesitated three points, and looked at Zheng Yu.

Wei Liang also looked over and caught someone who was peeping.

Zheng Yu coughed in embarrassment, and said to Lin Kai: "Uh...Lin Kai, let's talk about it another day. Look, I have something to do..."

The layers of flesh on Lin Kai's face drooped, his expression seemed to be... wronged?

"Fish~"

Zheng Yuzhi had goose bumps all over his body.

"Didn't you see we're dating!" Wei Liang said very bluntly.

"A date?" Lin Kai's voice suddenly turned up eight degrees, and he reached out to catch Zheng Yu.

Wei Liang pulled the man into his arms and protected him tightly, "What are you doing! You dare to touch my people!"

Zheng Yu: ==

"Fuck your mother's shit! Yuyu is my boyfriend!" The fat man suddenly took out his phone and found a photo, and put it in front of Wei Liang's nose as if showing off, "Did you see it! Couple bed photo!"

Zheng Yu was dumbfounded, what the hell? ? !

Wei Liang glanced at the two people lying on the bed in the photo, and suddenly grabbed the phone, grabbed the collar and lifted the grandson up and dragged him out: "I am blind! How dare you take a photo of my wife?" P bed photo I must clean up you today!"

Zheng Yu stared at something on the bed in the photo for a long time.

Wei Liang hadn't beaten him twice at the door when he saw Zheng Yu walking towards them sullenly.

"Zheng Yu, don't be afraid! I'll take care of this grandson for you, and his mother won't recognize him. He won't dare to harass you again! Zheng Yu?"

Lin Kai, with a bruised nose and swollen face from the beating, looked up at him pitifully: "Yuyu~"

Zheng Yu grinned tentatively, and then——

"Fuck you pervert! It turns out that my grandson stole my underwear! I beat you to death, pervert..."

Wei Liang, who was robbed of his job, was idly admiring from the sidelines: Tsk!The fight between the father and daughter-in-law is so beautiful!

……

Wei Liang and Zheng Yu walked side by side to the parking lot under the setting sun.

"Today that fat man..."

"Oh, the people in the circle have been chasing me recently, and have been stalking me to death. Today, I finally solved it."

The shadow on the ground is very long, and the two heads are gently cuddling together in the sunlight.

"Hey," Wei Liang stopped suddenly, "Let me treat you to dinner."

"Dinner?" Zheng Yu thought he still remembered the last time he used his phone, "I just said it casually, don't take it seriously! Besides, you helped me today, without you, I still can't catch this panty thief What a fat man!"

"That's unnecessary, but if I want to chase you, I must eat."

"Ah?" Zheng Yu suddenly looked up.

He approached and bowed his head, "Iron zombie, didn't you say that I would take you? Not only will I not charge you, but I'll post it to you instead?"

Zheng Yu blinked, then suddenly stretched out his hand to hook his neck, gnawed on his mouth, and ran to the front while Wei Liang was in a daze.

He turned around and yelled, "Hey! Old driver! You can't even catch up with me and you still want to take me? Silly—fork——you—"

"Yes, yes, tomorrow!" Wei Liang sat on the sofa and peeled Zheng Yu's oranges with his mobile phone under his neck. "Brothers are all here, what kind of restaurant are you going to! Let's do it at home! Come and meet everyone Ouch, your sister-in-law!"

Zheng Yu withdrew his hand from pinching his thigh, and gave Wei Liang a vicious look, "You are sister-in-law! Your whole family is sister-in-law!"

Wei Liang held Zheng Yu's hand in his palm with a playful smile, "What's the sound? There's no sound, TV commercial! Hang up first!"

Wei Liang picked up the phone and smiled: "My whole family doesn't have your sister-in-law. You see, I am your husband, and Wei Wei is your sister-in-law... Hey! Hey! Don't pinch me! Orange! Orange!"

"If I hear the word sister-in-law tomorrow, I will strangle you to death!"

"Then it can't be called 'pigeon'! How hard it is to love across species! And the size is wrong..."

"Die! Fake! Mother!"

"Hey! Zheng Yu, come here! Do you still want to check if I am a fake mother!"

"Damn it, your grandma let me down! Wei Liang, uh, uh-"

@#￥%&*@#￥%&*@#￥%&*……

Miss Wei silently pulled out the key that had been inserted into the lock.He squatted at the door and thought for a while, "I'm still a child... I'd better go home less often... Go home less often..."