The Secret of Misfortune and Love

Opening his eyes in horror, he dreamed of some nightmare-like fragments again. His palms and even his whole body were soaked in sweat. Over the past few days of detoxification, he had already lost more than ten catties. .

But the mood immediately improved, because the man saw that he had a nightmare and woke up and immediately stepped from the sofa by the window, "What's the matter? Have a nightmare again?"

Just after a heavy snowfall last night, the sunlight outside shone through the glass to envelop the man's body, and his whole heart was warmed up. For a long time afterwards, the appearance of Han Ling standing in the sunlight at this time was branded on him. In his mind, he warmed his cold heart every cold night.

The person whom the family hadn't seen for a long time came back. His name was Bill. He was a native of Ottawa, Canada. He ran over and hugged Mr. Han.

Damn it, he dared to hug his Mr. Han, and what the hell was he talking about, "Oh, Hani, I haven't seen me for a few days, do you miss me very much?"

Mr. Han's reaction made Nangongxue feel better, and saw the man kick the bill away, "It's a smell of makeup, get out, didn't I tell you to find another place to live with me Fuck off? You know how to pick up girls all day long, and sooner or later you will die in a woman's belly."

"Oh, Hani, how can you say that about someone? Besides, I've heard about you. There's a lot of rumors in the moon. Young Master Han drastically reformed the bar policy for a mb in our bar, and even got rid of two managers. This time I came back to see which goblin charmed your heart, Hani."

Nangongxue's whole face darkened at the same time, just when Han Ling looked over, with an expression of sorry explanation in his eyes, Nangongxue was not tall, so she jumped up, and the words squeezed out from between her teeth, "It's me Fairy, what do you want to say?"

Before Bill opened his mouth, he saw the German doctor who looked very respected at home now ran out madly, "Hey, Zero, look, I watched a TV series of your Huaxia today, and I learned something interesting. You see, I draw circles with my left hand, and I draw squares with my right hand at the same time, with one mind and two uses, am I very good?"

After seeing it, Bill snorted, "What a fart? My brother can even fork when he urinates."

Dr. Xilan looked at Bill in surprise, then at Han Ling and Nangong Xue, with a look of astonishment on his face, "You have a prostate, right? It's better to see a doctor as soon as possible. I just happen to be a doctor. I'm going to the bedroom to help you check it? "

Nangongxue glared at Bill angrily, and still held a grudge against him for hugging Han Ling just now. His vicious mouth is actually his strong point, "I think there is a hair blocked, that's why he peed on the fork."

Bill is not a bully, and his mouth is always emitting poisonous smoke. I saw him circle around Nangongxue carefully, and finally fixed his eyes on Nangongxue's crotch. "According to the old man's visual inspection and estimation, The distance between the crotch of this young man is 8 centimeters and the weight is about 10 catties. Assuming that each ml is 3 minutes, it takes about 7 minutes to remove the clothes and pants and kiss me. There is a buffer and GC during the period. The international calculation is generally 150: 50. The average GC is 800 times per minute, and the buffer time is 21 times, which is about 1 times. According to the degree of differentiation of the human body structure under the habitual impact force, the average healing force of the big fish is 1250 cm per [-] hours. Your crotch About [-] hits each for the entire distance, oh! And I'm still talking about super violent hits, yo huh!"

Nangongxue's face turned pale immediately, he didn't dare to look at Han Ling's face, he just felt helpless, everyone knew what he was, and he always greeted people with a smile, what right did he have to treat Mr. Han's roommate so honorably now People criticize with poisonous tongue? Bill's seemingly humorous ironic calculations are actually just telling everyone to tell him that he is a dirty thing.

He strode away and locked himself in the room. It stands to reason that he was already immune to sarcasm and insults, but when there was a knock on the door and Mr. Han shouting, tears still flowed down his face .

"Nangongxue, open the door." Mr. Han had a magnetic voice.

Sitting with his back to the door and burying his face in his knees, he whimpered softly and did not open the door for Han Ling.

"Open the door, do you hear me? If you don't open it again, I will kick the door."

Reluctantly, he got up and opened the door, his eyes must have been red, Mr. Han's face was filled with anxiety and embarrassment, "Well...don't cry, I'll ask Bill to apologize to you."

"No, he was sarcastic. I'm really a scumbag. You shouldn't be so kind to me. I'm very grateful that you helped me so much, uncle...me."

"Okay, I'll talk to Bill. You are not allowed to lock the door. I have someone boil chicken soup for you. You are not allowed to lock the door. Do you hear me? You are not allowed to say stupid things or do stupid things."

Nangongxue was a little speechless, he was not at the level of doing stupid things for the irony of an irrelevant person, Mr. Han was really sensitive, he even wondered if the German had said something to him.

In the hall here, Bill folded his arms around his chest and slapped his right foot on the ground, and his nose was smoking. Seeing Han Ling coming out with a dark face, he was still full of grievances, "Haney, you actually went to comfort that little boy without saying a word."

"Bill, you've really passed this time. You'd better apologize to Nangongxue before I get angry." Han Ling's face smelled like shit, and he didn't give Bill any face.

"Hmph, I don't want it. Could it be that you have empathized? You don't like Ye Zi in China? Are you really going to fall in love with an mb? Even if you are gay, I have no objection, but you still have to find an innocent boy That’s fine, what the hell is he? I’ve already investigated his life experience, he’s so dirty, he’s got AIDS if he’s not sure.”

Han Ling was silent and his face was extremely ugly. The German doctor saw that the style was wrong and pulled the bill who was still yelling and went straight out, but Han Ling stopped him before taking two steps, "Go and apologize to Nangongxue."

"I'm not going to apologize to that filthy stuff."

"Do you think you are clean? Don't you still soak in women's bellies every day? How many times do you sleep a day? How much cleaner is this you than him? At least he is forced to do this, and you? Just because he didn't Money has no power, so I have to bear your insults?"

Bill opened his eyes wide, unable to believe that Han Ling said these words to him, but he was speechless, but he didn't feel that he was wrong, and still refused to bow his head.

"Leave without apologizing, and we will no longer be friends in the future."

"You're breaking up with me because of him? Oh my god, the world is crazy, I must have eaten shit instead of breakfast this morning, shit, shit." Bill said incoherently. Stamping my feet and beating my head, I can't believe this is real.

Han Ling ignored him, turned around and went to the kitchen to make some sushi for the child. He was only a teenager, and his body had been destroyed to this point. He needed a good recuperation. After thinking about it, he called again and ordered a nutritional supplement. Master come here.

In fact, Nangongxue also felt that she was pretending to be hypocritical. She had never seen any kind of insults before. Bill's insults were not even considered ironic. It was irrelevant to hit him, but it happened in front of Han Ling, so he became angry from embarrassment. , Crouching under the quilt and looking at the ceiling, thinking about what kind of state and expression he should show to face Han Ling, he was afraid to see even a trace of disdain in that person's eyes.

It's just too much worry, the man came in with sushi and some pastries, and seemed to be worried that he didn't know how to comfort him, "Little ghost, come and eat."

"Hmph, no appetite."

"I have to come here to eat if I don't have an appetite. I made it myself. If I really don't want to eat it, I will feed it to the dog."

Do it yourself?feed the dog?Think beautiful.

Like lightning, he got up from the bed, snatched the food and put it in his arms. He didn't know he was being teased until he saw the man laughing.

"I hate your friend, that Canadian boar."

Han Ling spread his hands and shrugged, "It's none of my business, if you don't accept it, go beat him."

Nangongxue pretended to be sulking, she was biting the delicious pastry in her mouth, and she was happy.

Dr. Xi Lan's detoxification equipment and medicines are first-class, and with Nangongxue's cooperation, the detoxification process is quite smooth, but everyone can see that this kid is too clingy to Han Ling, always sticking to him for various reasons. Whenever he finds an opportunity, he hangs around Han Ling.

As for Bill, of course he didn't leave. If he was taken away by a brat, his reputation would be ruined. Could it be that his fighting power is not as good as this brat?So he seized the opportunity to sneer and sarcasm, but Nangongxue has such a thick skin and high determination, he is at ease letting you spit all over him, and when Han Lingyi appears, he immediately feels pitiful and aggrieved, like a person oppressed by the landlord class Poor guy, Bill's teeth are itching with anger, you're being cruel.

Han Ling was sitting on the sofa watching the news with a tablet, Nangongxue walked over quickly, "Uncle, I will tell you something secretly."

Han Ling didn't even look up, "Not interested."

Oh, the word "ah" turned a few turns, Nangongxue threw herself into Han Ling's leg and acted like a spoiled child, "Do you listen?"

"Let's talk!" Han Ling put down his tablet and looked at the kid on his lap.

"I saw the German doctor stealing the panties of a Canadian boar in the bathroom." Nangongxue smiled mysteriously.

Han Ling didn't believe it at all, "Nonsense."

"It's true. Uncle, if you don't believe me, let's make a bet. German doctors must be interested in breeding/pigs."

"Even if there is, it's useless. Bill is a straight man who only likes women." Han Ling affirmed.

"What about you, uncle, the photo in your wallet is a boy, you should like that guy, right? But you found a woman in the moon that day, are you bisexual? You know that bisexuality is better than homosexuality Even more shameful."

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