hat and bandage

It is too easy to find the shortcomings of Osamu Dazai, after all, in his daily life, this guy is a bastard who has almost nothing to notice except his face.

I ordered a lot of small cakes in the dessert shop, and pulled them all in front of me, leaving only a small piece of pudding for Wen Ye, and said that children can't eat so many sweets, but I stuffed my mouth full.

Wen also reached out to snatch it, and Osamu Dazai simply scooped up a spoonful of each portion at an exaggerated speed, successfully making the orange-haired little guy stare in disgust, and took his hand back.

At the end of the bill-

"Obviously it's all for you to eat, why am I paying for it!" The immature voice gritted her teeth and reluctantly took out her wallet.

"Well, don't worry about such trivial matters." Osamu Dazai smiled, and under the condemning gaze of the shopkeeper, he squatted down cheekily, put his hands on the sides of Xiao Wenya's neck, and leaned over with his whole body weight, dead Sitting on Xiao Wenye's shoulders, "I didn't bring any money to go out. After all, I am also a member of the detective agency. For everyone's sake, please help me this time!"

"……"be patient.

No matter how much he hates this man, he is also my father's colleague, maybe he is still a good companion with my father--wen, who doesn't understand the meaning of "lover", only stays with family members and companions when it comes to the intimacy between people.

Companions are very important things.

The belief that Chuya instinctively displayed quietly affects the little Wenye, and the child who loves his father deeply will naturally not hurt the existence that the other party cherishes.

For dad.

be patient.

And I don't know why, as long as this man touches himself, he can't use the supernatural power.

Does it have the power to nullify?The activation condition should be contact. Although this man looks weak, his reaction ability and physical fitness are not bad. Although he can't compare with his father, at least he is at a level that his child's body can't break free.

Wow, this is the first time I have seen such a smiling guy who makes me want to punch him!

"Okay!?" After paying the bill, Wen also stretched out his hand angrily, "You bastard, return my mobile phone to me, Brother Dun and Sister Jinghua must be very anxious."

"They know I took you away."

Osamu Dazai waved his mobile phone with a smile, "Just about 30 seconds ago, I sent a text message to Atsu-kun."

Wen Ye stomped on the other party furiously, "You're only posting now!!"

It's been almost 10 minutes!

"Don't be angry, how about it, do you want to go shopping?"

Dazai forcibly picked up the unhappy little guy, rubbed it happily, lowered his voice, and said the terrible truth in a brisk tone: "Although I don't like someone to carve up Chuya's feelings, I hate it so much that I want to To the point of being killed... But for the sake of your background and face, let's make an exception... There is no way, there is no way to hate your face, even your personality is so similar."

Something gradually grew in the iris-colored pupils, and the strong emotions could make one's hair stand on end.

"Although such things as offspring are meaningless to me and Chuya, if there is any, it would be better if there is a hologram of Chuya, just like you, Wenya~, you are [almost] a perfect child , it is indeed a wonderful future for me and Chuya to raise you together."

It's just [almost] that's all.

Zhong Yuanwen's heart also beat faster, as if an animal was keenly aware of any deadly threat.

But it was only for a moment, so fast it was like an illusion.

"Ah, when I was a child, Zhong Ye was so cute, he was so soft that he couldn't beat me, and he could be hugged and rubbed at any time, super cute."

He quickly covered up the emotions he showed, revealing a happy face, Osamu Dazai smiled brightly, and looked at Fumiya's face like an ordinary pervert.

——Doctor Sen, the black mud disciple you raised really perfectly inherited your mantle.

It's really not surprising that the thoughtful Luo/Li/Con raises the thoughtful Zheng/Tai/Con.

Being watched like this, Wen also shuddered inexplicably, and suddenly became worried about his father.

This guy's feelings for his father...is there something wrong?

"Hey, Wenya~ I'll take you to the commercial street to buy things, okay? I'm familiar with this place, okay?"

A man with a first-class level of acting like a baby has no bottom line drawn voice.

Osamu Dazai tilted his head with a smile, looked at the child in his arms, and added at the moment the other party refused:

"You want to buy gifts for everyone in the detective agency, and also for Zhong, right? But you probably don't know everyone's preferences when you come here for the first time, so I can explain this to you. By the way, your inexplicable The serious and polite attitude is also very cute, Wenya."

"I asked Brother Dun and Sister Jinghua obviously the same...!"

"It's a pity, both Atsushi and Jinghua are newcomers who have just joined the detective agency for a few months."

Dazai emphasized his tone: "Besides, I'm not boasting. No one knows Chuya's preferences better than me. I grew up in Yokohama and I am quite familiar with this area."

Dad's...favorite?

Wen also groaned, his eyes widened, his mouth closed, his pupils trembled.

His heartbeat was visible to the naked eye.

To be honest, he really didn't know his father.

After all, Zhong Yuanzhong is also the kind of man who is gentle and pays more attention to his heart than others. Even if he usually draws a picture carefully, if he pinches a plasticine figurine as a gift and gives it to the other party, he will be praised without hesitation.It's not that I like it so much, it's just because it was a gift from [Wen Ye].What's more, Zhong Yuanzhong was also very busy during the time they had only been together for about a month, and they didn't show any special preferences.

Therefore, this bait was simply irresistible to Wen Ye.

want to know...!

I really want to know about my father's preferences...! ! !

Zhong Yuanwen also swallowed his saliva, and stammered awkwardly: "Well... since you have recommended yourself to this point, I will reluctantly agree to you."

Feeling that something was wrong while speaking, Wen Ye coughed lightly a few times, trying to lower his baby voice: "Lead the way well."

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, watching Xiaowen pretending to speak in an adult tone.

next second.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

The voice of Xiaowen, who is not deeply involved in the world, also trembled:

"Woo! You, you pervert, that's enough, stop!! And don't call Dad's name in my face, it's so disgusting, bad, I don't want you to be close to Dad anymore!!"

……

Osamu Dazai smiled and took Xiaowen to go shopping.

The central square of the commercial street has a large area and six floors. It is the main shopping center in this area. Even if it is not a holiday, there is still a lot of traffic.

Gifts from other people in the detective agency are good buys.

For Kunikida, you can just give me a notebook, Dr. Yosano bought a brand new chainsaw, Mr. Ranpo is a bunch of snacks, Miss Naomi's is a delicious little cake...

Wen Ye's small schoolbag gradually filled up, and some gifts that couldn't fit in the schoolbag had to be carried by hand. Wen Ye, with his slender arms and legs, hadn't developed the strong physical fitness of He Zhongye, but fortunately he was a gravity The manipulator, as long as he is not touched by Osamu Dazai, he can reduce the weight of the item——

"So, don't keep touching me, you nullified bastard!"

His hair was touched again, causing the schoolbag on his back to sink suddenly, and Wen Ye, who was pulled, leaned back. He took a few steps back to stabilize his pace. exploded.

Osamu Dazai smiled and said nothing, just stretched out his hand and pointed ahead to lead the way.

Xiao Wen also puffed up his cheeks and frowned as he followed along, lowering his head and distractedly counting the remaining amount in his wallet. He didn't really care about the money, but if he spent it like this, would it be enough to buy Dad's gift?

Speaking of which, whose stuff is left that hasn't been bought yet?

Wen also counted the number of people with his fingers, and in the end it seemed——

"It's still short of me and Zhongye!"

Osamu Dazai smiled brightly, he didn't know when he squatted down, just in front of Wen Ye.

Wen also silently withdrew his hand, looking at Dazai's bright face.

"Buy daddy's stuff first." Wen Ye snorted and looked away, after buying daddy's gift, he would just give the rest of the money to the man in front of him to play by himself.

Osamu Dazai, who saw through and didn't tell the truth, stretched out his hand happily, dragged him into the pharmacy under the child's resisting gaze, and came out with a lot of bandages in his arms.

"Didn't you tell me to buy daddy's stuff first!!"

"That's it, something as useful as a bandage, Chuya will definitely like it." Dazai opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"Obviously you like it!!" Wen Ye pointed at the man's body wrapped in bandages and shouted.

"Don't worry about this little thing, buy it for me."

"I don't want it. What kind of gift are bandages? What's the use of buying so many? Put them back for me!!"

"Hey, please, Xiaowen also—"

"do not want!"

"Give--me--buy--well!" Holding the bandage in his arms tightly, he dragged his voice.

……

The shopping guide lady stood aside expressionlessly, watching the big and small in front of her.

Did the world change when she went to work unknowingly? Is this the age when adults act like a baby to children to buy things?

At first, she thought it was a parent who let the child carry so many things, but she was empty-handed. As a result, she was really confused about the next development.

In the end, after a childish quarrel for a long time, Wen Ye, who didn't want to embarrass himself with this man in public, reluctantly agreed to pay for five rolls of bandages—all the others were reluctantly let go under Wen Ye's vicious eyes. went back.

After paying, Xiaowen's cheeks bulged like a pufferfish, his eyebrows drooped, and he bit his lower lip as he flipped through the remaining money in his wallet.

It was originally a total of more than 4 yen, but now there are only a little over [-] yen left.

After thinking about it, I spent more than half of the money to buy gifts for everyone in the detective agency. The remaining [-] yen should be enough to buy a decent gift for my father, right?

Dazai put the bought bandages into his pocket, put his hands in his pockets, and walked out humming a song.

"Hey! Can you tell my dad what he likes now?" Wen also noticed the back of Dazai leaving happily, and hurriedly rushed over, closely following Dazai's side and said.

"Don't go back on your word! By the way, do you really know what Dad likes?"

"Of course." Osamu Dazai vowed: "If you don't believe me, you can give all the gifts I introduced to other people in the detective agency first. It is definitely in line with your preferences, right?"

"That's what you said. If you introduce other things to me in a mess, I will definitely be angry!"

"Relax."

Osamu Dazai waved his hand with a smile, and then led Xiao Wen into the last shop.

Wen also watched Osamu Dazai pick it up with a blank expression. It is said that Chuya Nakahara would definitely like something.

"..."

"...??"

Wen Ye: "...You guy, you really are kidding me, right?"

"It's absolutely true, and don't look at such an ordinary one, all the materials are top-notch, and the price is quite expensive." Osamu Dazai raised it up, and leaned in front of Fumiya, "If you don't believe me, touch it, It’s really awesome, and I’m sure Chuka will like it.”

Xiaowen also touched it hesitantly.

"There is absolutely nothing wrong with my introduction. I said it just now. You can send what I said first to other people in the detective agency. You will be 100% satisfied."

The naive Xiaowen finally took out his wallet under Dazai's bewitchment, looked at the owner of the store, and asked how much it was in a childish voice.

"Seventeen thousand……?"

Xiaowen, who had only [-] left in his balance, also froze.

Money, money is not enough!

Woo!It's all the bandage bastard's fault!

Who made him buy such an expensive bandage——

Tears welled up in the azure blue eyes instantly, and they were wet, like a dejected little puppy hit by a heavy rain.

boss:……

Boss: Sudden conscience aches?

Dazai took the opportunity to sell miserably to the boss, adding fuel to the fact that Xiao Wen had worked so hard to save money and came out to buy gifts for mother and mother's friends, making it miserable.

The boss finally reluctantly agreed to sell it for [-] yuan, and even with Xiaowen showing a bright smile, he was cutely presented with a nice and cute packaging.

"Your mother will definitely like the gift chosen by such a lovely child."

The boss bent down and touched Xiao Wenye's head with a smile.

Just as Wen Ye was about to say that it was not mother but father, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and pressed his head.

The boss looked at him kindly, and said in his heart that he is really a cute child, but his mother has a bit strange preferences.

He looked at Dazai and muttered to himself that this young man doesn't look very old. He didn't expect to be married and even have such a big child. In order to give his wife a gift that suits his heart, he even ran to his shop a few days in advance. I specially ordered this, and today I pretended not to know anything and asked my child to come over to buy it. Is it to make both the child and the wife happy?

Good intentions are good intentions, but I didn't expect that there would be a situation where the child didn't bring enough money. This young man simply paid a little more deposit when he made the order. Speaking of which, this guy didn't ask how much the final payment was at the time.Now that it's like this, I don't know how to rescue the child, forget it, just take it as a good deed.

The boss watched one big and one small happily leave the store.

Wen also held all the gifts, and carefully used his powers to make these things float half a centimeter away from his hand, so that they would not attract attention.

"Anyway, thank you for today."

After buying everything, Wen, who only had two or three banknotes left in his wallet, exhaled happily, "Although you are a bit annoying, you patiently led me to buy these things. It was thanks to you that the boss agreed to buy these things just now." Sell ​​it to me at a discount."

"Otherwise, I don't know what to do."

Xiaowen also rarely showed a soft and lovely smile to Osamu Dazai.

Coupled with Nakahara Chuya's young face, Osamu Dazai silently covered his heart, feeling as if he was about to stop beating.

No, as expected of this face.

It's really cute, second only to Chuya Nakahara, who is number one in the world.

"You really like Chuya."

Osamu Dazai squatted down, tilted his head and looked at Wenya.

"Of course." Wen Ye was also happy, and he tilted his head like Dazai, "My father is super gentle, he can coax me, he can also tell me bedtime stories, and there are many other good things... Who wouldn't like it My dad!"

Full of innocence and cuteness, speaking from the perspective of relatives.

The guys who were crushed and sent to hell by Chuya Chuya himself will not agree with you.

The black-haired, kite-eyed man quietly looked at the child in front of him, different from the idiot's previous performance, this time he returned to a human-like expression again, and the arc of the corner of his mouth was fixed at an elegant but not exaggerated angle.

The slightly drooping eyelashes are slender, and although the handsome side face is a little pale, it still has a unique charm.

"In that case, what if—"

Osamu Dazai suddenly stretched out his hand and hugged the little child into his arms. One of his hands gently pressed the back of Fumiya's head, pressing it against his shoulder.

The voice was very soft, with an unknown tone that made Wen also feel strange:

"You were born from Chuya's [power], did you ever think that your beloved [father]...will be weak because of the loss of important power?"

Wen also froze for a moment.

He hugged the things in his arms tightly, swallowed, "Dad said, he didn't feel any influence—"

Dazai interrupted Fumiya: "[Humanoid Restraining Device]...that's what it's called, right? Hey, Fumiya, what level of strength do you think requires a restraining device?"

"A cup of [-] milliliters of water is enough, a bucket of [-] liters of water is needed, a pond of about [-] tons of water is needed, and the larger the volume, the larger the container... However, if it is only a few insignificant Dripping water, probably no one will care."

"I've only seen one case where a container [of life] needs to be constructed as a restraining device, so ah, Wenya—"

It was still a drawn out, brisk tone.

But it was inexplicably frightening.

"...What amount do you think needs to be separated from the main body to form a life again?"

The thumping heartbeat vibrated in his chest, which made Wen also feel that the noise was a little too much.

"I don't know..." Wen Ye said jerkyly for a long time, "Dad said, I'm a better gift, and said it's great that I can stay."

And he, who was named Zhongyuanwen and was only about a month old, also wanted to stay with his father.

Father's warm embrace makes people feel nostalgic and do not want to leave.

Dazai: "Well, it is indeed something that Chukka would say."

"So, even if Chuya is in danger of being unable to resist because of losing this part of your power, is it okay?"

The most terrifying words were said in a soft tone, and the negative emotions that had been tightly suppressed were revealed.

"It doesn't matter if he died unfortunately because he lost his strength?"

Osamu Dazai's most terrifying nightmare in his life happened to be something that Wenwen Nakahara was also afraid of.

The orange-haired child froze in place.

He lowered his head, his azure blue eyes were empty, his heart was stung by the man's words, unexpected things were exposed, and the innocent child was beaten from a fairy tale into reality.

[Wen also loves his gentle father so much. ]

[I want to stay with that person so much. ]

The warm embrace, the two of us huddled together to read bedtime stories, the delicious meals, and my father's high praise... I was reluctant to part with each of them, and each time I felt that it was not long enough.

but……

"If Papa will be in danger by losing part of my power."

"Then I will—"

[Because I like my father the most. ]

Wen also showed a bitter and reluctant smile, and hugged the things in his arms tightly, with a childish and sad voice.

"...As expected, I will return the strength to Dad."

Zhong Yuanwen also raised his head.

But when he was shocked and distracted, the man with black hair and kite eyes left the place at some point.

Only the orange-haired child was left alone, carrying a full schoolbag and holding a large bag of things in his arms, standing there blankly.

Wen Ye: ...Huh?

——Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets, and disappeared into the crowd long ago without a trace.

The orange-haired little guy looked around for a long time, but the acquaintances he finally saw were Atsushi Nakajima with white hair and special purple-gold eyes, and a pale man with black hair and black eyes that he had never seen before.

"Wen Ye!"

Atsushi Nakajima, who came over at some point, yelled out in surprise. He hurriedly quickened his pace, squeezed through the flow of people, and rushed to the child in a hurry.

"Great, I finally found you. I received a message from Mr. Dazai before, telling me to come and pick you up, but I didn't give you a clear location with just this sentence. I was worried that I couldn't find you..."

Baihu's boy squatted in front of Wen Ye happily, as if he had relaxed, he talked a lot more for a while.

And the black-haired and black-eyed boy who followed Atsushi Nakajima——Ryunosuke Akutagawa, the evil dog of the port mafia, also tensed his limbs at the moment he saw Fumiya. After a pause for a few seconds, he frowned. Frowning, he walked over with a stiff expression.

"Master Wen Ye."

Akutagawa looked at the small child who had exactly the same appearance as the former mafia cadre Nakahara Nakaya, when the other party looked at him suspiciously with those blue eyes, his instinct was faster than his thinking, and he bowed subconsciously.

Use honorifics so respectfully.

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