hat and bandage

"Dazai, call Zhongyuan now and apologize, you may still have a chance of survival."

"Alas, but Chuya blocked my mobile number." Osamu Dazai collapsed on the sofa and waved his hands: "I can't get through."

"I lent you my mobile phone, hurry up and apologize, no, it's to make amends."

"No need." Dazai squinted his iris-colored eyes and stared at the time on the phone, the corners of his mouth raised, and his tone was drawn out: "Chuya will call me himself."

"Then Zhongye will be very moved and persuaded by me, and forgive me. Although I still have a little temper, the love between us will overcome all obstacles~"

Dazai acted quite self-impressed, and even covered his face with a dark and bright smile.

Where are you dreaming?

Seeing how Dazai poisoned Nakahara Chuya's card with his own eyes, Kunikida Doppo's mouth twitched, "Are you sure he won't break up with you on the spot?"

To be honest, in Kunikida's mind, it's really terrible to use a man like Osamu Dazai as a partner, and the only thing to see is his face.

It is really not easy for Zhongyuan Zhong to endure him for so many years.

Dazai deserves to be beaten usually.

"No, the love between me and Zhongye is super strong."

Dazai shook his hand in disgust, like shooing away an annoying stray dog.

"Wait, my Chuya is calling me soon."

Kunikida, who kindly persuaded but failed to repay him, snorted coldly, turned his head, and made up his mind to see Dazai's final fate.

Dazai's guess was accurate, and after less than ten minutes, his cell phone rang.

The black-haired man slowly put the phone on the table, then pressed the connection button, but covered his ears with both hands.

"Dazai-!!! What did you do to my card!!!"

Even without the hands-free on, it can be deafening and scare a detective agency to death. The roar sounded like an explosion.

Kunikida hissed and gasped, he looked at Dazai's hands covering his ears like hell, and felt his eardrums ache.

"Oh, Chuya, don't you like this? This is your favorite Patina before."

After the yelling was over, Dazai picked up the phone and put it to his ear, with a cheerful tone.

"How much did you pay?" Zhong Yuanzhong didn't have the time to argue with him.

"Well, about two-thirds?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also held his heart and felt a little suffocated.

That's two-thirds!

The salary of the detective agency has always been paid based on the basic level plus the converted remuneration for accepting commissions. In simple terms, the more commissions received, the higher the salary at the end of the month.

The lazy cancer Dazai can't count on it at all, and the only reliable Zhongyuan Zhong also works very hard, and even earnestly learned how to use the existing funds to invest in various companies to make money to support his family after defecting.

Those who heard it really wept.

"You bastard, with the salary you spend in one month, let me sleep on the street next month!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also gritted his teeth, and threatened fiercely like a cheetah with fried hair, "I am responsible for the rent, utilities, and I will stop that card now!"

In the apartment they are renting now, the rent, water and electricity bills are automatically bound to Zhongyuan Zhongye's card, and the bills are automatically paid every month.

Once it stops, it means that various expenses for the next month must be paid by Dazai.

For Moonlight Clan Dazai Osamu, this is almost a preview of sleeping on the street every minute.

"So, does Chuuya like that hat? And choker."

Osamu Dazai patiently listened to Zhong Zhong's unhappy accusation, he was not threatened at all, instead he happily bent his iris-colored eyes, and his tone became much softer.

Do you like Zhongyuan Zhong too?

he……

No matter how reluctant Zhong Ye was, he had to admit it.

He fucking loves it.

Osamu Dazai knows Chuya's preferences quite well.

"Zhong also must like it. This is my apology for you after choosing for a long time."

"Use my card to buy a gift to apologize to me?" Zhong also laughed angrily.

"Ah, who made me have no savings?" Dazai quibbled softly, but his tone was very gentle, "It doesn't matter if you let me sleep on the street, Chuya, as long as you are willing to let the new hat replace your original one."

"..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, he didn't answer for a while.

Dazai was not surprised either, he bent his eyes and continued to talk to himself, "If you still don't like it, then I'll pick another hat for you until you are willing to replace the old one. If you have your money, I will work hard on my own."

"It's not a matter of old and new at all." Nakaya finally found his voice, "Dazai, you should know—"

"Because I know, I want to destroy Chuya's old hat."

Osamu Dazai lowered his voice, his pleasant voice was like a seductive and depraved demon: "Chu also doesn't need to bear the guilt that doesn't belong to you."

"I was the one who took you to elope back then, and Zhongya was just an innocent victim."

"Come on, how can this kind of thing be done by one person."

Elopement, of course, requires two people to be called elopement.

No matter how much he quibbles, there is no way to conceal the fact that Nakahara Chuya indeed left with Dazai.

He left behind the port mafia who treated him well, and sister Hongye who always took good care of him.

"My guilt is my business."

"But I'd be terrified."

Osamu Dazai said, "I am afraid that there will be a day when I will really leave me and return to your original place."

"That hat is a symbol of your past, so you didn't take anything with you back then, you just took it."

"Don't leave me, Chuya."

Osamu Dazai said something that sounded sick in a gentle tone.

"Give me some time, Chuya, I will try my best to make you forget those guilt feelings, and I will never let you have the chance to leave me."

Far away in Shizuoka, Chuya Nakahara, who was holding a mobile phone, didn't know how to answer for a while.

"You guy, don't you trust me that much?"

It took a long time to find his own voice, and the soft-hearted Mr. Zhongyuan sighed.

"Since I voluntarily agreed to leave with you, I will never go back on my word, idiot Dazai, am I the kind of person who doesn't keep promises?"

I voluntarily agree...

What if it's not voluntary?

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyelashes slightly, his iris-colored eyes were obscured by the light.

But soon he elongated his tone cheerfully.

"Then, just put on the new hat I picked for you." Osamu Dazai said in a relaxed tone, "That old hat is so ugly, just throw it away neatly, I don't want an annoying hat to make up with I compete for Zhongye's attention."

"...Are you a primary school student? You have to be jealous of this little thing?"

"There is also a choker, Zhongye, take a look at the choker I chose for you, I have someone tattooed on it—"

"Huh...?" There was a rustling voice from over there looking for things, "Damn, Dazai, what do you mean by stabbing your own name inside!"

"Because Zhong is also my domestic dog, of course you must wear the collar given by the owner to declare your sovereignty—"

"I'll fuck you." Zhong Yuanzhong also cursed, but his mood was not as irritable as before.

The most sensitive issue was brought up, and Osamu Dazai chatted away with a smile for a long time. In the end, he not only extinguished the other party's anger, but also got a guarantee that the other party would return from a business trip after one semester.

Kunikida Doppo was so skillful that he was dumbfounded.

"Look, let me just say that Chuu will forgive me." Osamu Dazai hung up the phone, "Do you think I'm getting angry for the first time when I provoke Chuu? I've already become quite proficient in smoothing the hair of the little dwarf."

No, it's not something to be proud of.

On the contrary, it makes people feel more distressed about Zhongye in the Central Plains.

And compared to this, Kunikida has something more concerned about.

"You eloped with Zhong Yuan...?"

They only know that Nakahara and Dazai are couples who joined the detective agency together.

Although I am curious about how the two got together, to be honest, no one really knows their past.

Caught off guard by the emotional history of the two eloping, the somewhat staid Kunikida glasses almost didn't fall off.

Osamu Dazai put on an exaggerated expression, "How can a matter of true love be called elopement?"

Kunikida: "Bah..."

Kunikida Doppo, a rare conscience in a detective agency, has finally been confirmed.

Nakahara can also be chased by Osamu Dazai, nine out of ten because of Dazai's upside-down mouth and thick skin comparable to a city wall.

……

Xiongying teacher's apartment.

Zhong Yuan also sat on the swivel chair backwards, resting his pointed chin on the back of the chair.

He took out the laptop and tapped the keyboard skillfully on it.

To be honest, after unraveling the contradiction of the hat, he and Dazai have nothing to argue about.

Although he almost emptied his bank card...

But for Chuya Zhongyuan, although money hurts, it is not a big problem.

What made him angry was that Osamu Dazai had to swipe his card every inch after annoying him—as for how the card was stolen, he almost didn't bother to ask.

Anyway, that guy is definitely a good thief.

Unlike Dazai Osamu, who can only be a salted fish, Zhong Ke can also make money.

In addition to the salary of the detective agency, Zhong also invested a lot in the stock market.

Although because he can't attract too much attention from others, he pinches every investment in the middle position, but he can't bear the large enough amount. If all the shares are added up, it is not a small amount.

Although it is nothing compared to the salary in the mafia, it is still possible to live a comfortable life.

"Bastard Dazai, if you swipe that card again, you will really sleep on the street for me."

Although he was speaking angrily, Chuya still puffed out half of his cheeks to pick and choose to sell some of the shares, and then put the obtained funds into the Yokohama card.

He dug out what Dazai had sent over, and took out the new hat critically.

"It's my money anyway."

Rounding off is what I bought myself.

Zhong Yuanzhong also muttered, and then put a new hat on his head.

……

a few days later.

The entrance examination for the Hero Department of Heroes officially started, and Nakahara Chuya, as a new teacher, also visited the examination room.

Because he had to meet other teachers, he specially changed into a suit and vest, and completely got rid of the fate of being always regarded as a young man. The calmness of a mature man made him look quite reliable.

After exchanging names with the rest of the teachers, Mr. Zhongyuan also sat down in his seat, watched the entire exam comfortably indoors through the monitor in the exam room.

If you want to give an evaluation, there is probably only one answer that is too weak.

Zhong is also much stronger than them at the same age.

But talent is good...

The orange-haired little gentleman thought to himself, now he is a little curious about how strong these brats can become.

blink of an eye.

Xiongying school day.