hat and bandage

"Ah! There it is, the dark dwarf!"

"Why are you here - bastard Dazai!!"

The hypocritical exclamation and the irritable and startled roar exploded in the classroom of Class A almost at the same time.

Dazai was satisfied to see Nakahara Nakahara's staring azure blue eyes, the pupils of the other party shrunk a bit, like a frightened feline, as expected, the other party was obviously caught off guard by this unexpected surprise (not) I was taken aback, and even instinctively yelled after the meeting, but there was no follow-up. The sluggish expression clearly revealed the fact that the orange-haired youth hadn't reacted yet.

Woohoo, so cute.

With a filter of [-] layers, it is only possible to regard a young man with a strong aura and a violent tone as cute. Dazai, who has not had an inhalation for more than a month, has a serious lack of inhalation, and Ji let out a small exclamation from the bottom of his heart , struggling to hold back the urge to push someone down on his belly and take a deep breath—after struggling for a second, he decided not to hold back, and quickly jumped down from the edge of the podium. Those who didn't return rushed over.

Nakahara Nakaya, who could see through what Osamu Dazai wanted to do at a glance, was about to stand on end. His face collapsed, and his body instinctively turned sideways to avoid him. He tried to trip him with a sweeping leg, but Osamu Dazai, who had expected it for a long time, directly One jumped up on the spot, landed after dodging a blow, and changed direction again cheekily.

"Hey, hey, you bastard, mackerel, stand still...don't jump at me!!"

This is not at home, you idiot!

The two youths, who were dodging and dodging, persisted in a stalemate for a while, and in the end, Nakaya, who was superior in physical skills, held down the black-haired man's wrist with steady strength. Even though Dazai was able to react, he couldn't take the lead Time broke free, his expression froze for a moment, and before he could react, Zhong Yuanzhong unceremoniously threw over his shoulder in the next second, directly throwing the man out of the classroom door.

boom--

His body turned upside down 180 degrees in the air, his whole back hit the ground suddenly, and there was a loud noise that sounded painful. Osamu Dazai gasped, feeling that his bones were aching. On the ground, he regained his composure for a while, slowly raised his head and stared pitifully and accusingly at Zhongya Zhongya with those beautiful kite-colored eyes.

"Zhongye—"

A certain man yelled with a long voice, pretending to be weak and lying on the ground, motionless.

Chuya restrained his strength subconsciously, this kind of over-the-shoulder fall was basically commonplace for Osamu Dazai.

At most, there is a little pain in the skull, and nothing will happen.

"Don't call me by my name in this tone, it's disgusting."

With a look of disgust on his face, he carefully distanced himself, afraid that Osamu Dazai would suddenly jump up and pounce on him-it doesn’t matter if he is sticky at home or in a detective agency, but now he is at school, at school!!

The group around them are all minors——

"It's too much, I worked so hard to come to see you, and even helped you to substitute for a class, you just treat me like this, you don't even give me a hug! Humph, a dark little slug, a big turnip with a big heart, happy, half-hearted, throwing away your husband Abandoned, ruthless, vexatious—"

"What the hell kind of adjective are you?"

The corner of Chuya's mouth twitched, "Who else wants you to substitute for the class? Who can you teach?"

"In this regard, I am very confident. Compared to Chuya, who is simple-minded, I have a lot of experience as a teacher. There is absolutely no problem as a substitute teacher. Ah, if it is Chuya, please ask me a little... Dear I'll pass on my experience to you."

"Who wants your experience!"

Chuya Nakahara was speechless, "The only student you have ever taught is Akutagawa. Your bandage waste device gave me a little bit of self-knowledge. What kind of child was taught by you!"

Dazai looked innocent: "The aspect of personality is his own problem..."

"It's obviously your fault, bastard Ao Mako!"

When Ryunosuke Akutagawa first joined the Port Mafia, he didn't look like he wanted Dazai's approval!

After that, Dazai gradually did what he said, with a ghostly look, even protecting that wayward guy regardless of the reason, even if he was ignored or rejected later, he was still willing, it is not normal at all!

Nakahara Chuya, who used to get involved in Dazai's education because he couldn't see it, and quarreled with that trash Ao Mako, ended up being stopped by Akutagawa himself.

"Chuya." Osamu Dazai turned over slowly on the ground and got up, patted the dust off his body, shook his head with a heartbroken expression, "Lovely mother, what a failure."

Zhong Ye: ...

Chuya: "Are your bones itchy?"

The orange-haired youth smiled angrily, "I can break all your bones right now."

Osamu Dazai blinked innocently.

Exhaling with a headache, Zhong Yuan put his hand on his forehead and forced himself to calm down, "So, what are you doing here?"

"Skipping work to scare you!"

Dazai Zhizhi was upright, with a brisk tone, and even showed a sinister smile, flashing out the phone screen:

"Successfully photographed the little dwarf who was startled but still looked dull and stupid."

"Are you a kid!" Chuya jumped angrily, and reached out to grab the phone, but Dazai evaded around but was not caught.

"Chuya's expression was so funny, I couldn't hold back for a while and pressed the shutter~"

"Stop lying, you've already prepared your mobile phone to take sneak shots!"

"Huh? It's strange that the slug's brain has actually reacted!"

"You guy-"

With blue veins bursting out, Nakaya finally grabbed the man's collar, forcing him to bow his head, and stared at him fiercely. Those blue eyes were amazingly beautiful, and even the sharp canine teeth were exposed.

Osamu Dazai laughed, bent down obediently, and looked happily at the new hat that Nakaya was wearing. The one he chose was much better than the old hat.

Ah, but the choker is still the old one.

Sure enough... I asked the store to engrave my name, and Zhong refused to take it.

"That... Teacher Chuya?"

The students who watched silently all the time finally came to their senses. Iida Tenya raised his hand hesitantly, and looked at the orange-haired youth who seemed to be about to raise his fist to beat someone in the next second.

... Teacher Chuya, who is sharp and reliable in class, steady, mature and powerful, is this what he looks like in private?

Emmm...

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Nakahara Chuya: ...! ! !

A blush climbed up Chuya's cheeks in an instant, he quickly let go of his hand, pushed the troublesome man away, and then pressed his hat to try to let the shadow cover his expression.

Ah, this is in the classroom!

It's really... so rude.

Zhongyuan Zhong also coughed lightly, stabilized his tone, and said in his usual reliable tone:

"Cough, I'm sorry, the class monitor...is it you? Iida Tenya-kun, well, I wasted too much time. Anyway, please organize other students to change into their sports clothes and go to—" Gather at the training ground.

The words could not be finished.

Chuya's head froze with a click.

——Because a certain black-haired man suddenly bent down and bit his face with a smile.

"..."

Zhong Yuan also turned his head bluntly, not wanting to look at the expressions of the students anymore.

He seemed to still be able to feel the wet teeth marks on his face.

"Tai-zai-rule!!!"

Gravity control broke out in an instant, the ground suddenly collapsed, and smoke and dust rose everywhere, but Dazai was eliminated by the opponent's ability [Disqualification in the World] when he was knocked into the air with a fist that was as aggressive as lightning.

It is different from the previous over-the-shoulder throw with control.

This time the Central Plains really showed no mercy.

The title of the number one physical master of the port mafia was not in vain. His arm muscles, which were a little thinner than ordinary people, were tense, and the burst of strength could literally send people flying against the wall.

Osamu Dazai smashed through the classroom door of Class A, was beaten against the wall, and grinned in pain the moment he slid down.

"...You all go to the training ground to gather and warm up on your own. I will be there in 10 minutes."

Zhong Ye's gloomy face, like some terrible beast, made the students in Class A as quiet as chickens. They all nodded in unison, and looked at their teacher Zhong Ye step by step, step by step, straight out of the door with horror on their faces. brunette man walking.

10 minutes... Well, it's useless for Mr. Chuya to beat the brain for 10 minutes, right?

Osamu Dazai watched Chuya walking towards him with his kite-colored eyes, gave a sudden shudder, ignored his aching body for a moment, got up after rolling on the ground, and stepped forward with a sense of crisis. The legs ran frantically along the corridor.

Sneak faster than a rabbit.

"Stop for me——!!!"

Only fools stop.

Osamu Dazai didn't turn his head back, but at the critical moment, he bent his waist to avoid Chuya who was flying over like an arrow with supernatural powers. He quietly stretched out his hand and touched the other party's waist, taking advantage of the other party's supernatural powers again is eliminated, and the distance is opened again during the time period of landing.

The hallway was rumbling and flying.

Although Dazai is not as powerful as Chuya, but he can't help but understand the opponent's attack pattern, every inch of Chuya's breath and every look, Dazai can guess the opponent's next move.

Even so, after holding on for quite a while, Dazai was beaten down by the orange-haired youth, who stepped on his back.

Dazai lay on the ground and groaned, pretending to be dead.

Zhong also snorted coldly and wiped the tooth marks on his face with the back of his hand.

This bastard is green mackerel.

"What's going on, enemy attack?"

There is so much commotion here, it is impossible for the professional heroes who stayed behind to notice.

Aizawa Shouta rushed over first, he frowned, looked at the black-haired man being stepped on by Chuya, and asked.

"Ah? No."

Nakaya subconsciously let go of his feet, turned around and stood in front of Dazai, and raised his head to face Aizawa Shouta's face.

He said in a bad temper, "It's the Yokohama Detective Agency who came to find me."

After finishing speaking, he glanced at it with disdain, and reluctantly added:

"It's my companion."

"Ah, hello, my surname is Dazai, and I am the owner of that little black slug."

boom--

Chuya stepped on Osamu Dazai's head, and pressed down the head that had just been raised.

"To shut up."

Face down, Dazai groaned and stretched out his hand to hold Chuya's ankle, rubbing it invisibly.

Zhong also shuddered immediately, let go of his feet, broke free, and took a step back.

Aizawa Shota observed the two with a sullen face for a while, then called his colleagues to tell them not to come again, then put his hands in his pockets, and asked them to go to the principal's office for a while, with a serious tone that could not be refused. trip.

It's not the best enemy attack, but how a strange man broke through the heroic barrier, and even made it to the classroom of the hero department smoothly, is really intriguing.

For the sake of Zhongye's face, there is no need to arrest him, but interrogation cannot escape.

It's just that middle school has to go to class, this class has already wasted enough time, at this time he doesn't have time to mess around with his man anymore.

Osamu Dazai is not a simple guy who is easy to play with. Looking at the background of the Armed Detective Agency, Xiongying will not do anything to him. On the other hand, he wanted to rush to the training ground in a hurry.

before going.

"Speaking of... Zhong Yuan, what happened to your face?"

Aizawa Shoto looked at the teeth marks on Chuya's face that were still indescribable.

Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, his expression indifferent: "I was bitten by a dog."