I heard you are my cat

Chu Xiaobai turned his head to look at Lu Qin suspiciously, and a terrible guess came to his mind: Is this the cat Brother Lu is going to adopt?

Because he rejected Big Brother Lu's confession, so...he doesn't like Baibai anymore.

This idea took root in Chu Xiaobai's mind and gradually germinated. When he was placed in the back seat and stayed with the other two cats, the feeling of grievance, discomfort, and wanting to cry gradually occupied him. mind.

No wonder Big Brother Lu didn't come to look for him these two days. If he hadn't sent a WeChat message just now, Big Brother Lu would have taken that cow cat to record the show, right?

Chu Xiaobai: ￣へ￣Not happy.

The little cow cat lay listlessly in the cat backpack, with its chin resting on its white paws, and when it heard the whispering voices of the little orange cat and tabby cat next door, it made it even more sad to listen carefully.

Little Orange Cat: "Meow." Dabai, here comes another Xiaobai, who looks like you, is it your son?

Big cow cat: "Meow." Beibei, I haven't mated yet, don't talk nonsense.

Little Orange Cat: "Meow?" Dabai, Xiaobai is here, are you still going to play with us?

Big cow cat: "Miwu!" Of course.

These are two ordinary cats who have not yet matured. They can't understand human language. They just memorized the names given to them by humans. After writing them down, they introduce themselves when greeting each other.

Obviously, the two had known each other before Chu Xiaobai's arrival.

Most cats with strong domain awareness do not welcome outsiders to invade their territory. They have been together for a while, and the two cats who have cultivated a certain relationship are not enthusiastic about the new cow cat.

All three of them stayed in their own cat backpacks, and they lived in peace for the time being.

Lu Qin glanced worriedly at the quiet little milk cat, then turned to ask Luo Yuansheng: "What happened just now?"

15 minutes was enough time for the other party to return the big cow cat to its original owner, but Luo Yuansheng stayed where he was in a daze, obviously something happened.

"It's nothing." Luo Yuansheng didn't want to talk about the ball with Lu Qin. It would make him feel ashamed, so he found an excuse, "Dabai is my aunt's friend's cat. I just picked it up yesterday. There are no shows today. It doesn’t feel good to just send it back like this.”

Lu Qin: "Then the two of us will bring three cats there?"

After Luo Yuansheng coughed in embarrassment, he faltered: "I will bring two pets, and you will take care of your family for nothing, right? Anyway, my aunt didn't say anything, I can only bring one pet alone."

however--

"The Holiday of the Shit Shovel Officer" is because the main character of the film is a cute pet, so there are many uncertain factors. In the past, ten groups of guests were invited, and the competition was divided into two groups. Each group of guests and cute pets were followed by cameras. The audience saw The show was carefully produced in the later stage, and I found it very interesting. The masters of other people's families are very obedient and smart, but in fact, there are often times when the scene gets out of control during the filming process.

In order to minimize such an uncontrolled situation, although there is no explicit regulation, everyone defaults to a guest with only one cute pet on the show.

Lu Qin didn't have the habit of watching TV on weekdays. He paid almost zero attention to the variety shows of K city's local stations. He didn't know these details. Hearing what Luo Yuansheng said, he didn't refute.

"Okay, then do as you say."

The little orange cat and the big cow cat couldn't understand the conversation between the two humans, but Chu Xiaobai heard it clearly. After the guess in his heart was confirmed, he felt even worse.

Turns out he wasn't unique.

Even if it wasn't in vain, Big Brother Lu would have other cats.

The filming location of the program is basically controlled within the scope of K City, and the assembly location of the program group and guests is arranged in Wuxing Building, a five-star hotel in the city center. After Luo Yuansheng parked the car, his left hand is beibei, his right hand is white, and his expression is a bit tangled Get off the bus.

When Lu Qin took the cat backpack out, he realized that something was wrong with Baibai. He was quite happy when he went out just now, but now he is lying on his stomach sickly. Could it be... motion sickness?

He opened the backpack uncertainly, touched the cow cat's head and said, "Bai Bai, are you feeling unwell?"

People get motion sickness, cats get motion sickness too.

He didn't think about such an important matter just now, it was too irresponsible.

Lu Qin blamed himself and felt distressed, and took the cow cat out of the backpack. While stroking his back hair gently, he apologized softly, and tempted him with small dried fish.

Chu Xiaobai meowed weakly, rubbed his head against the back of Lu Qin's hand, and heard Luo Yuansheng urging in front of him: "Old Lu, hurry up, I'm going, why did you let Bai Bai out? Outside, if it accidentally escapes, where can you find it?"

Lu Qin explained: "Baibai got motion sickness."

Luo Yuansheng raised his eyebrows suspiciously: "Did it tell you?"

Is it because his eyesight is not good, or Lu Qin is too crazy?Why does he look at the little cow cat like motion sickness at all?

Lu Qin nodded solemnly: "...um."

Chu Xiao was embarrassed, Brother Lu was so serious when he opened his eyes and told nonsense, it was really amazing.

In view of Luo Yuansheng's strong opposition, Lu Qin finally put the kitten back into the cat's backpack after consulting the cow cat.

The two elders just took the three cats to the program group to report.

Luo Yuansheng's aunt is Yuan Ting, the chief producer of "The Shit Shoveler's Holiday", an elite woman in the industry, Fan Er, and the young entrepreneurs in K City basically have a little friendship with her. This show uses cute pets to interact with the owner It has been almost half a year since the program was launched, and the ratings have been rising steadily.

This time, there are still ten groups of guests. Apart from Lu Qin and Luo Yuansheng, there are also eight young talents in the city. They are generally between 25 and 35 in age, and most of them are good-looking and handsome.

Chu Xiaobai looked around carefully and found: a bull terrier, a big golden retriever, a husky, a border collie, a Persian cat, a ragdoll cat, a green parrot, a ...Little sparrow? !

The person leading Bianmu is an elite man over 1.8 meters [-] in height, with masculine and tough features, not refined at all, making people feel very strong and not to be trifled with.

Chu Xiaobai knew this human being, to be precise, he had seen his photo.

That is...Chu Fang, after a cat live broadcast room was blocked, Qiuqiu said angrily that he was going to put a sack on Chu Fang, and even showed him a photo of Chu Fang.

Because he knew that Qiuqiu was just talking, he looked at the other party's intention at that time, but didn't take it seriously, he didn't expect to meet him at this time.

Chu Xiaobai didn't know any of the others.

He doesn't know him, but it doesn't mean that Lu Qin doesn't know him. K City is a big place or a small place. Even if you don't know it well, you can quickly get acquainted with it. After a while, the shit-shoveling officers have gathered together. Start each showing off their pets.

Lu Qin held the cow cat in his arms and smoothed its fur. Among so many pets, Baibai seemed to be the smallest one, oh no, the smallest one was the little sparrow.

The cow cat quietly lay on Lu Qin's lap, continued to look at the small animals around curiously, and accidentally discovered a little secret: the little sparrow seems to have become a sperm!And it doesn't look like it's shallow.

He opened his eyes wide in surprise, and stared intently at the little sparrow. The owner of the other party was a handsome young man, said to be Xiao Ting, who also seemed to have... a demonic aura?

Chu Xiaobai 囧: Are these two goblins coming together to join in the fun?

"Hey, Lu Qin, your little cat has been staring at my bird, and it's almost drooling." Xiao Ting is the general manager of K City Longdong Biotechnology Co., Ltd., who is the same age as Lu Qin, and is more familiar with him. While laughing and joking, he took advantage of the opportunity to sit next to Lu Qin, looked at the cow cat nearby, and waved his hand to say hello, "Hi, little guy, hello."

The tone of this old man.

Chu Xiaobai's whole body froze, and he instinctively judged that the opponent's strength was very strong!

"Meow." You, hello, senior.

The cow cat yelled weakly, making Xiao Ting laugh out loud, and the little sparrow that landed on his shoulder flapped its wings as if it had slapped him. The sparrow is so brave!

"Luo Yuansheng, you are trying to find fault with me on purpose!"

An angry voice suddenly sounded, followed by Luo Yuansheng's begging for mercy: "Auntie, I was wrong, don't be angry, don't worry, I will definitely take care of Dabai!"

"It would be nice if you made less trouble for me, Dabai will be handed over to me first." Yuan Ting waved her hand helplessly, and took the extra big cow cat.

Chu Xiaobai watched from a distance, and found that Dabai and Beibei were meowing non-stop, and they looked very reluctant, and felt a sense of shame for no reason. Dabai is the one who recorded the program together with the eldest brother, hey!

The Persian cat gracefully squatted aside to watch the excitement: "Meow?" Are those two a pair?

The puppet cat lowered its head and licked its paws: "Probably, it's not surprising that there are more and more homosexuals these days."

When the green parrot heard it, it was so happy that it shouted loudly: "Gay, gay—" and was criticized and educated by the owner.

The little sparrow rolled his eyes at the green parrot with contempt: "Tch chirp!" Has the gay guy eaten your rice?

Chu Xiao was embarrassed, this little sparrow had such a strong aura!When he was going out, Ah Jing encouraged him to work hard and take a No.1 home. Seeing this situation, he was really not sure.

After a 15-minute rest, the program team and guests were all in place.

There is no script for "The Holiday of the Shit Shoveler". From the very beginning, there is a lottery grouping. The ten guests bring their own pets and divide into two groups to fight against each other. After completing the checkpoints set by the program group, the accumulated points will be sorted according to the points, and the top three will be awarded. Medal of honor and bonuses.

The lottery is drawn by the cute pets brought by the guests.

The staff spread out a total of ten number plates in red and blue on the table. The first thing the shit shoveling officers need to do is to coax their masters to pick the number plates.

Animals can't fully understand human language, so how to get an untrained domestic pet to leave the owner's side and come back with a number plate on a table ten meters away?

This is a difficult point.

Luo Yuansheng didn't expect this to happen, and looked at the director with a confused face: "Director, shouldn't we draw lots? Why did you suddenly change the rules of the game?"

Holding up a loudspeaker, the director replied very confidently: "In order to respond to the call of the country, we must innovate!"

The shit-shoveling officers were all speechless, so the Eight Immortals crossed the sea and each showed their magical powers. Xiao Ting was the first to successfully deal with his master. The little sparrow flapped its wings and flew over, hooking up the hemp rope circle on the number plate with its small paws, leisurely flew back.

Chu Xiao glanced sharply with white eyes, and saw that it was the red number 1.

"This little sparrow looks ugly, but it's quite smart." Luo Yuansheng muttered in a low voice, and moved to Lu Qin's side, "Old Lu, what shall we do?"

He was at a loss, let go, and Beibei was spinning around his feet, just refusing to go to the table in front.

Looking at the others, they were basically brothers and sisters in distress. After the brother who raised the husky let go, Gouwazi ran around the field, and the scene was once in a state of chaos.

"Bai Bai, you have been staring at the little sparrow just now, did you see what it brought back? You also go and get one back, and I will give you dried fish when you come back, okay?"

Lu Qin adopted a food temptation policy.