I heard you are my cat

This is the first time for Chu Xiaobai to attend a gathering of the Demon League. Regarding this important festival of the Demon Clan, he only heard some interesting details from Ah Jing, for example: On this day, little fairies from all over the country, if they have time, Those who have the money to buy a ticket will rush over, and a mysterious boss will come...

On this day, the goblins will dress up glamorously and show their most beautiful side. If they are lucky and are accepted by the boss, it will be almost like reaching the sky in one step.

Chu Xiaobai followed Uncle Groundhog, and when he stepped into the box on the second floor, he felt as if a golden light had flashed into his eyes.

There is a crowd of people in front of you, there are beautiful sisters in evening gowns, handsome men in well-fitting suits, and young loli girls who are tender and green. .

This panda spirit, who is used to pretending to be cute in front of the camera, is wearing a little black dress today, his hair is meticulously arranged, and he has a reserved smile on his face. He is surrounded by more than a dozen fake lolita. Shui'er's pink tutu skirt.

Chu Xiaobai looked dumbfounded: It's too scary!It feels like a dozen balls are floating in front of your eyes.

Qiuqiu seemed to hear his heartfelt voice, coughed lightly with an embarrassed expression, and explained: "Our boss has specially requested that we must wear women's clothing to attend today."

Chu Xiaobai glanced at him sympathetically. Although he doesn't dislike women's clothing, he doesn't like it either. In order not to reveal his identity, the live broadcast after disguising is within the range he can accept. It always feels a little weird.

Ah Jing observed for a week and came to a conclusion: "There seem to be a lot of people here today."

According to incomplete statistics from the Bureau of Demon Control, so far, the number of goblins in the human world is around [-], spread all over the country, because most of them do not have a high degree of education, cannot find high-paying jobs, and have been living in the food and clothing stage for a long time. Not all goblins will come all the way to the party.

In addition, the time and place of the meeting are all transmitted through the network, and some of them may not be able to receive the information in time.

So every year at the Demon League Gathering, basically, the number of people who came to the party in the end only accounted for a very small part.

Qiuqiu took out his mobile phone, flipped through the chat history, and said, "It is said that the elders of the Bureau of Demon Management will come, so...you understand."

When Chu Xiaobai heard it, his eyes lit up instantly: "100 million!"

Ah Jing smiled: "For nothing, it's an annual salary of one million."

It is said that the work pressure of the Demon Management Bureau is relatively high, and they often have to deal with some demons who rely on their wealth, power and background, and are especially good at tossing moths, so the recruitment threshold is relatively high, not only requires a college degree or above, but also has a professional skill , the strength is extraordinary, at the critical moment, if the reason does not make sense, it can only be solved by force.

The disadvantage of solving by force is that if one is not careful, he may retire early.

Ah Jing had already told Chu Xiaobai about this point, perhaps because the newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, the cat cub not only did not retreat in the slightest, but was even more determined to apply for a job at the Demon Control Bureau.

In this regard, Ah Jing can only express his support.

Groundhog: "Among these goblins, few have obtained a college degree. It is basically useless to enter the Demon Management Bureau. Most of them are aiming at the small chance of being recruited by the boss."

As Chu Xiaobai who also did not have a college degree, he asked curiously, "Uncle, is the Demon Management Bureau recruiting the front desk?"

Groundhog: "I don't know, maybe we should. Most large companies would hire beautiful girls to sit at the front desk, but I remember when I went to get a license to become a prostitute, there seemed to be a big guy sitting at the front desk... "

Chu Xiaobai nodded thoughtfully. He should have been to the Monster Management Bureau too, but it's so strange, why can't he remember clearly?

At 05:30, the three boxes 203-205 of the Wuxing Building were basically full of people, because there are so many people here, and because young men and women are very eye-catching, but people passing by, even the service Everyone misunderstood which entertainment company's starlets and models were partying here.

The box area here is very large, and the three rooms are connected. There are no tables and chairs for the banquet, but in the form of a buffet. The table is full of food, fruits, desserts and drinks, and there are booths next to it. Choose to eat You can take it over and have a big meal.

Because the identities of the guests present are not ordinary, even there is only one waiter, everyone is self-sufficient, and they can do everything they want to eat by themselves.

However, before the legendary boss appeared, most of the goblins were not in a hurry to eat in order to maintain their good image. They gathered in twos and threes, chatted with familiar similar people, and shared What I have gained this year.

Among Chu Xiaobai's group of five, except for Qiuqiu, the other four were dressed casually, not in suits and leather shoes like the other male goblins, they were thrown in the crowd, but they were particularly eye-catching.

From time to time, acquaintances come to say hello, of course, most of these acquaintances know Ah Jing.

Ah Jing responded with a few words on the face, and did not intend to confide in the other party. He is a hamster spirit, but he became a genius by luck. He has no money, no power, and no power. Bear black and white face.

Ah Jing is very aware of this, but he has no intention of using that panda spirit for his own benefit, so naturally he is too lazy to waste his time talking.

Chu Xiaobai: "Ah Jing, this Pipi shrimp is really delicious!"

As a cow cat who is not familiar with anyone except a few friends around him, and is quite shy and introverted in front of outsiders, Chu Xiaobai decided to be a simple demon who loves food, and immediately got along with Ah Huang and Tu Po. Uncle Shu came back with two plates full of seafood.

Ah Jing glanced at the salt and pepper shrimp in front of the boy, and nodded with a smile: "Well, you can eat more if it's delicious, anyway, there's no need to broadcast live today."

Ah Huang: "Bai Bai, try this lobster."

Chu Xiaobai: "b(￣▽￣)d is good! Ah Huang, you can eat too, this lobster is so expensive!"

Qiuqiu supported his chin with one hand, and looked at Ah Jing helplessly. Although one of the purposes of their coming here today was to find a partner for Bai Bai, but——

Seeing the young man's obviously immature appearance, I always feel a little bit unbearable.

"Hello, can I sit here?" A cute little girl in a taupe-colored dress came up to them with a plate of fruit, her voice sounded playful.

It is a lovely puppet cat, female.

Ah Jing looked at her calmly, then nodded: "Sit down."

"Thank you." The other party smiled politely, and took the initiative to greet Chu Xiaobai, "Hello, my name is Bopu, what's your name?"

Chu Xiaobai pointed at himself in surprise: "Are you talking to me?"

Pupin smiled and showed a row of neat and white teeth: "Yes, I just walked around and found out that among so many people, we are the only two of the same kind."

The two of them are definitely not the only cat demons who have become spirits, but the only ones who came to the party today were Chu Xiaobai and Pupin, a cow cat, a puppet cat, a male, and a female.

Porphyrin is the same, but she was ten years earlier than Chu Xiaobai, and her cultivation base is naturally higher, so she quickly found her with her keen perception.

The purpose is also obvious, that is blind date.

"Hello, my name is Chu Xiaobai."

Porphyrin is a little uncertain about the actual age of the other party, but for these little elves, age is not the point, not even race, the purpose of forming a partner is not to have children, but to no longer be alone.

After looking up and down, she was even more satisfied: "You look so cute."

This kind of handsome, cute and shy kitten is especially in line with her aesthetics.

Chu Xiaobai was stunned for a moment: "Huh?"

It feels so strange to be called cute by a girl...

He looked at Ah Jing a little at a loss, obviously not thinking about the blind date, Ah Jing was softened by his innocent and confused eyes, and explained: "Bai Bai, what Miss Porphyr means is , she has fallen in love with you, if you also like her, you can try to date her and develop further."

Embarrassed, Chu Xiao said weakly, "But, I'm not ready yet."

Seeing this, Porphyrin immediately understood: This is probably a kitten that has not yet awakened. Although she has already smelled the smell of the other party's estrus, it is very faint. It is probably the first time that she is in estrus, and she has used an inhibitor. What could go wrong, but—

She looked at Chu Xiaobai and said earnestly, "Xiaobai, you don't mind if I call you that? I smell your breath. After the estrus period, if you don't find a partner, you can only take inhibitors all the time." , and I heard that if the inhibitor is used too much, it will cause damage to the body."

Chu Xiaobai thanked him earnestly, and smiled embarrassedly at the other party: "I appreciate your kindness, but I have no plans to find a partner for the time being, um, thank you for your reminder."

Hearing this answer, Pupin didn't intend to continue stalking, stood up gracefully, and said, "Since this is the case, then forget it, but I feel, well, do you have someone in your heart?"

Chu Xiaobai: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

"No, no." He quickly denied.

After the puppet cat left, Chu Xiaobai's scalp went numb for a while, and he felt uncomfortable being stared at by Ah Jing and Qiuqiu.

"...Really not." He repeated carefully.

Ah Jing responded, and said, "It's okay, take a look at Bai Bai, and let me know if you like it."

Chu Xiaobai: "Okay."

At six o'clock, the noisy crowd suddenly fell silent, followed by thunderous applause.

Chu Xiaobai was struggling with the hairy crabs. Hearing the applause, he almost dropped the small spoon in his hand on the ground. When he turned his head, he found that the boss had entered the arena.

A boy-faced young man with a height of over 1.7 meters 1.8, wearing a beige cashmere sweater and jeans, came in casually, followed by a handsome man about [-] meters [-] in height.

These two might be a couple, Chu Xiaobai guessed, because they were wearing the same clothes.

but--

Why did he feel that the baby-faced young man looked familiar?

"The one in front is the king, the founder of the Demon Management Bureau." Qiuqiu said.