I heard you are my cat

At first glance, Luo Qiyu looks somewhat similar to Luo Yuansheng, and his voice is quite similar, but his character and ability are quite different.

He and Lu Yuan, who are well-known playboys in their respective circles, have now become a couple and even posted a post about their marriage, which really surprised everyone.

But no matter what, getting married is a festive event. Even if Lu Qin is deeply suspicious of the future of the two, the demeanor that should be maintained on the surface must be maintained, but he did not expect that he nodded and agreed to be the best man. Lu Yuan Another moth appeared over there.

On the day of the wedding, Lu Yuan was still having sex with a starlet, but was caught by Lu Qin's second uncle on the spot, so angry that he almost vomited blood.

Could it be that this guy's mind is full of bean curd?

Lu Qin stood aside and watched silently. There were six people in the best man team. Except for him, the other five were all Lu Yuan's drinking and meat friends, and they had nothing in common to talk about. The so-called wine and meat friends do not have much friendship Seeing this absurd scene, they booed one after another.

Lu Qin felt a headache and regretted that he was soft-hearted at the time, and agreed to come back to be the best man. If he stayed in K City, he would cultivate a relationship with Xiaobai during the day and pet the cat at night, how pleasant it would be!

"Lu Qin, why did you come!" Lu Yuan seemed to have drank a lot of wine, his mind was obviously not sober, and he forgot that it was he who made the request that he must be the best man.

"Ask yourself." Lu Qin frowned slightly, and replied calmly, met the second uncle's apologetic eyes, and found it extremely absurd, dare Lu Yuan not want to get married, and use him as an excuse?

"Aren't you always arrogant and stinky? I didn't know you would come here! I'm so mad!" Lu Yuan was obviously drunk, his clothes were disheveled, and he staggered to Lu Qin, crying and crying Laughing and fussing, "If you didn't nod, I wouldn't have to marry that bastard surnamed Luo, you know? You've hurt me..."

Lu Qin: "..."

He was too lazy to argue with a drunkard, so he simply kept silent and let the other best men drag Lu Yuan to change clothes.

"Lu Qin, I'm really sorry." Second Uncle Lu stepped forward, frowning, "This child has been spoiled since he was a child!"

"Second uncle, if it's convenient, can you tell me what's going on?"

Lu Qin spoke carefully. He remembered that his second aunt had been in poor health since she gave birth to Lu Yuan, and passed away within a few years. The second uncle loved the second aunt. At that time, Lu Yuan was only five or six years old. Everyone in the family persuaded the second uncle. To remarry, he never let go, instead he put all his thoughts on his son.

From childhood to adulthood, Lu Yuan went smoothly, responded to every request, and lacked everything. As a result of being too indulgent, he was spoiled, and all kinds of outrageous things happened one after another.

"Hey! A few days ago, he came home and told me that he was going to get married. When I heard it, I thought his prodigal son turned around. Who would have thought that the person he brought back would be Luo Qiyu." Second Uncle Lu expressed his gratitude to this future "daughter-in-law". Naturally, he was dissatisfied with the candidate, but Lu Yuan decided on that person as if he had bumped into an evil.

What's even worse is that after a lot of tossing around, Second Uncle Lu nodded and agreed. After all the invitations were sent out, Lu Yuan refused to agree to get married. One requirement: Lu Qin must be the best man.

An idiot who couldn't figure it out, did a stupid thing.This is Lu Qin's most intuitive experience at this time.

After a moment of silence, Lu Qin asked again, "What did Luo Qiyu say?"

Uncle Lu obviously had a headache when he heard the name. He frowned and said, "He didn't have any special reaction. He wasn't particularly happy about the marriage, and he didn't object to it, as if it wasn't his business."

Lu Qin: "..." He finally understood the real reason why his mother didn't like him coming back.

However, no matter what, the wedding had to go on.

Lu Qin chatted with Uncle Lu for a while, thinking it was to comfort his elders, but in fact, even he himself was not optimistic about Lu Yuan's marriage.

What happened next can be called a scene of chicken flying and dog jumping.

First of all, the two grooms invited their ex-girlfriends and ex-boyfriends to the scene, with a table on the left and a table on the right.

Secondly, Lu Yuan, who was forcibly given sobering medicine, became drunk again when exchanging rings. He pointed at Luo Qiyu's nose and scolded him for being shameless. Lu Yuan slapped him across the face.

The two newcomers fought in public, and the relatives and friends who watched the show on both sides soon joined the fight.

Lu Qin made a decisive decision, protected his father and mother to the side, and then called the hotel management staff to come over and deal with this terrible matter.

It is a great anecdote to get married and be able to form an enemy.

Mother Lu sighed: "I shouldn't have called you that way. Put aside your good work and watch this annoying thing when you come back."

Lu Qin patted her on the shoulder and comforted her softly: "I didn't come back for outsiders, but because I missed you and Dad."

Lu's mother gave him a reproachful look: "This beautiful saying is one after another, why didn't I see you bring your daughter-in-law back?"

Lu Qin smiled and didn't say anything. He hasn't caught up with him yet, so it's inconvenient to reveal the news in advance. If his mother's curiosity comes up and he wants to go to K city with him, is that okay?

Father Lu was quiet all the way, and suddenly said, "It's not so easy for two men to be together."

Lu Qin: "..." I almost forgot that his father had always had a grudge against him coming out of the closet. Now that he saw this farce, he was probably in the same bad mood as Second Uncle Lu.

Mother Lu coughed lightly, and retorted dissatisfiedly: "Can Lu Yuan compare with our Lu Qin?"

Although she originally wanted her daughter-in-law to be a girl, but Lu Qin is gay, what can she do?Even the doctor said that homosexuality is not a disease, there is no cure, so accept the reality.

Papa Lu was speechless: "..."

Fortunately, the management staff of the hotel came quickly with a large group of people and brought the mess under control. The wedding could no longer be held due to the trouble.

Making jokes and being a laughing stock is no longer a big deal. The most troublesome thing right now is that Lu Yuan and Luo Qiyu were more ruthless in the process of fighting. One was kicked to the root of his life, and the other's face was almost disfigured. Both of them were sent to the hospital.

When Lu Qin heard the result, he was very surprised. This is the rhythm of not being able to get married, but completely making enemies?

There were various twists and turns in the development of the whole incident. It was not until night that he received a call from Luo Yuansheng that he learned part of the facts.

Luo Yuansheng: "My news came from several people, and I finally summed it up. It's probably like this: One night when my cousin Luo Qiyu was clubbing, he drank too much and went to a room with someone. I don't know why, maybe It may be because of the wrong room or other reasons, in the end he slept with Lu Yuan, after the two woke up, they probably saw each other, and they were going to get married..."

Lu Qin: "At the wedding before, Lu Yuan scolded Luo Qiyu for being shameless, which probably meant that the one-night stand was calculated."

Since it was calculated, why did you bring him to see the parents at that time?

This doesn't make sense.

Luo Yuansheng: "This matter is really fascinating. I was called by my mother's series of fatal calls. I am still in the hospital at the moment. I am going to see Luo Qiyu and let you know when I have news."

Half an hour later, Lu Qin received a second call from Luo Yuansheng.

"My cousin said that it was a vixen who went to open the room with him that day, and that vixen confused his mind." Luo Yuansheng said mysteriously.

Lu Qin almost burst into laughter, took a deep breath, and seriously suggested: "After the injury on his face heals, he should go to the psychiatrist for examination."

Luo Yuansheng: "I dare not say that, my second uncle's face is blue right now."

After chatting for a few more words, the two made an appointment to go back to City K together tomorrow. As soon as Lu Qin ended the call, he saw his mother hang up the phone with a strange expression, and the mother and son looked at each other.

Lu Qin asked worriedly: "Mom, what's wrong with you?"

Lu's mother sighed: "Your second uncle called just now, saying that Lu Yuan's injury is not serious, but his brain is a bit broken. After waking up, he cried miserably. He hugged him and kept complaining, saying what should not be done. Going to open a room with the vixen..."

Another vixen?

Lu Qin keenly captured the familiar words, the legends of monsters and ghosts, which he thought only existed in novels and movies. It was Lu Yuan and Luo Qiyu who found out that they had caused a catastrophe because of their willfulness, so they found such absurd Excuse?still--

Is that really the case?

"Fox Xiaojiu violated Article 20 of the Law of Peace in the Human World, repeatedly exposed her identity in front of humans, confused the minds of many humans, and induced them to do unreasonable actions, severely disrupting the normal order of the Human World, and was fined [-] yuan !"

"I have a lot of money, fine me at will, just swipe my card! Those two humans are not good things, I'm just fighting against injustice, I'm just a chivalrous man. If you want to be fined, you should be fined. Anyway, I will definitely continue to do this kind of thing in the future. If you find it troublesome, just give me a monthly package."

The cinnabar-colored white fox snorted, threw out a black card, and landed it in front of the staff of the Demon Control Bureau, with an arrogant attitude, but soon, he became sluggish.

"Ding--"

Boss: Xiaojiu, I'll let you go to the Happy Apartment in K City and help me take good care of Chu Xiaobai. What kind of trouble did you make in the capital? If you mess around, all your cards will be frozen.

Hu Xiaojiu: Boss, have mercy, I'll go right away!

Boss: ╰(￣ω￣o) is good, remember, don’t let him find you, hide in the dark to help, and see what he needs.

Hu Xiaojiu: Follow orders!

City K, Happy Apartment, 211.

Chu Xiaobai snapped his fingers. Three days have passed, and Brother Lu has not come back yet. He just took a set of English simulation papers. Except for listening and writing, the accuracy rate of other parts has reached 70%, which is almost the same as at the beginning. Compared with the tragic situation of all mistakes, it can be described as rapid progress!

Ah Jing brought him a bowl of meat porridge for afternoon tea: "Bai Bai, when you start the live broadcast tonight, remember to tell the fans that there is something to do tomorrow, so the broadcast will be suspended for one night." Tomorrow is Wednesday, the annual Demon League reunion.

Chu Xiaobai: "b(￣▽￣)dOkay!" Brother Lu will be back tomorrow, right?