I heard you are my cat

After Lu Qin returned, he took a shower, turned on the computer, and was about to reply to the partner's email when Luo Yuansheng called.

"Dear Director Lu, have you seen the email from the German side? You have a business trip to City J tomorrow. I'll let Xiao Xu follow you. Do you have any questions?"

The German side is a private company in J City. From weaving, dyeing, post-processing to clothing design, the low-end and mid-end products account for a certain proportion in the domestic market. Due to the limitations of equipment and technology, the development of foreign trade is not going well. Purchased a complete set of fully automated dyeing and finishing system from Green Fresh Energy, the software is in place, and the hardware is being transformed.

When Lu Qin was still at the headquarters, he had dealt with the lady boss of the German side. This time, the other party appointed him to go to J City as a technical guide.

City J is separated from City K by two provinces. If he goes there, he will have to travel for at least a week.

Lu Qin: "I want to feed the cat."

Luo Yuansheng: "If this order is settled, I will give you seven days off, and then you can feed it as you like!"

Lu Qin patiently explained: "I go to the park to feed the cat at six o'clock every night."

Luo Yuansheng was in a hurry: "The stray cats near the apartment you rented? I remember that there were many cat lovers feeding them, including you. Director Lu, be sober, you have never been the kind of cat who would delay you because of cats. Workers. Are you deliberately teasing me? Say, how did I offend you?"

After this indiscriminate bombardment, ordinary people really can't bear it.

Lu Qin was convinced: "Okay, I'll go, at most a week."

Downstairs, Room 211.

Chu Xiaobai changed into a black cat maid outfit and sat nervously in front of the computer. The camera has a self-beautification effect, the soft light is quite strong, and only the upper body is captured. Just looking at the effect of the picture, no one will doubt his gender at all. .

The live broadcast room called a cat, currently has zero online users, and on the cover is a selfie of a cow cat looking at the camera. Although Ah Huang rationally analyzed that putting a humanoid photo would be more attractive, Chu Xiaobai felt that he was concealing his gender. It's not suitable anymore, so I don't feel embarrassed to post women's clothing photos.

Because no one came in yet, he just played a light music without lyrics, and then——

He took an English test paper from the drawer and began to answer the questions.

The level of concentration almost made Ah Jing cover his face.

"Ah Huang, is this really appropriate?"

"...I don't know either, let's see."

The two hid at the door, discussing in a low voice, and then took out their mobile phones tacitly and unanimously, downloaded an app of the Huluwa live broadcast platform, and registered an account.

When the two of them finished registering their accounts and ran into Chu Xiaobai's live broadcast room, they were immediately dumbfounded.

"Ah Jing, did I read it wrong? How come there are more than 2000 people all of a sudden?" The number of people online is actually not that many. It took only a few minutes to change from zero to four figures. Ah Huang doubted himself a little. s eyes.

Ah Jing immediately ran over, and said to Chu Xiaobai where the camera couldn't capture it: "Bai Bai, I'm coming back to my soul, there are so many people!"

"Ah?" Chu Xiaobai raised his head in confusion, the black cat maid costume "girl" in the camera was so tender that he could pinch water, and the pop-up screen in the live broadcast room was flashing fast.

"emmmmmmm the anchor is a bit dumb!"

"Finally raised my head, I thought Miss Sister was going to do a live broadcast of English college entrance examination mock paper 233"

"Miss looks so familiar! Is it the lady from the Black and White Cat Cafe on Weibo?"

Chu Xiaobai looked at the pop-up screen, his face turned red, and after turning on the microphone, he asked a silly question: "Why are there so many people here all of a sudden?"

He said a word, and the screen was almost flooded by "hahahahaha", so he quickly adjusted the position of the pop-up screen and fixed it to the lower right corner. He thought it would be good if the number of people broke into double digits for the first live broadcast today.

"I'm sorry, I've never seen so many people when I was talking about raising pigs. No, I won't be raising pigs today, and I'm going to sing." After removing the voice changer, his voice was indistinguishable and unspeakably nice. The shy and cute appearance made the screen swiping wildly again.

"Oh, oh, my young girl's heart~"

"It's so cute that it's not a boy!"

"What is Miss Sister going to sing? Can I order a song? Let's play a little waist~"

"Small waist?" Chu Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, then said embarrassedly, "I haven't learned this yet, I learned ten songs today."

Ah Jing covered her face: This child is too honest.How can you be as virtuous as Ah Huang, you can't even lie!

Bai Bai, who has no mind reading skills, continues to be silly: "I will write it down first, and then sing after I learn it. Today I will bring you a song "Half Pot Sha"."

This is an ancient song, the lyrics are very Zen, the original singer is a female voice, and Chu Xiaobai's cover song is a different taste, people who were still molesting the anchor all made flowers.

At the end of a song, "Girl" said shyly: "Thank you for the flowers, if you like them, remember to click and follow."

When Lu Qin entered the live broadcast room, he was obviously stunned for a moment. He jumped over from the cute pet live broadcast room "Gun Gun with a koi physique".Before, after he agreed to Luo Yuansheng's request for a business trip, the other party sent a sharing in the live broadcast room, saying that he was invited to watch cats.

The cat has turned into a panda that keeps rolling and showing off, not to mention that the very popular live broadcast room even advertised, because the picture in the live broadcast room on the screenshot is a cow cat, which looks very similar to his favorite Bai Bai, and it is mysterious. , he pressed the mouse and came to a cat's live broadcast room.

When he entered, Chu Xiaobai had already changed to a song "Emperor Capital" with a brisk and sweet melody, which was not Lu Qin's favorite style, but he didn't leave immediately, staring at the "girl"'s face for a while, and concluded that Two conclusions: First, this anchor looks very familiar, is he the waiter at Black and White Cat Cafe yesterday?Second, although the song is not his favorite type, this person sings quite nicely.

Lu Qin casually clicked to follow, although he was not sure whether he would log on to this live broadcast platform again in the future.

"The last song, "Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow", will be broadcast after singing. In the evening, there will be a live broadcast of cute pets, from 10:30 in the evening to 07:30 in the morning. The anchor is, um, everyone look at my profile picture. The profile picture is a cow cat cleaning the glass.

In addition to the most popular koi fish in the live broadcast of cute pets on the Cucurbit Baby platform, the other "anchors" are often passive and sabotage, sleeping, eating, and even playing peek-a-boo in front of the camera.

Lu Qin's hand that was about to click the cross stopped, turned his gaze to the small head, opened it up, and opened his eyes in surprise: Isn't this little cat just for nothing!

There are a lot of cats that look similar, among the cow cats, he has seen such a good-looking one, Bai Bai, could it be... this anchor is Bai Bai's owner?

Lu Qin pondered for a moment, and the meowing sound of the "girl" reached his eardrums. For a few moments, he even suspected that the sound was not a person, but a cat.

Unexpectedly...cute.

It's a pity that the gender does not conform to his aesthetics, and he is still a minor.

Lu Qin discovered his sexual orientation when he was in high school. At that time, the same-sex marriage law had just been recognized by the country, but in the eyes of the older generation, heterosexuality was the orthodoxy that conformed to the harmony of yin and yang in the world.It wasn't until he graduated from university, seeing that he had never had a girlfriend, and had never been particularly close to any girl, that his mother began to wonder if there was something wrong with her young son's health.

Then came out of the closet as a matter of course. Lu Qin's brother Lu Ting is quite capable and has already inherited his father's career. His father and his mother went to consult a psychiatrist and finally accepted the reality, but it seems that he has not found a partner. The fuck is worrying again.

This time, Lu Qin was transferred from the Kyoto headquarters to the K city branch, partly because he wanted to avoid the blind date.

"Okay, I'm going to download the broadcast, see you tomorrow."

The voice with extremely high sugar content brought Lu Qin, who was thinking about life, back to reality. He watched the black cat maid in the live broadcast room pretending to be a "girl". He had already blocked the pop-up screen, so he naturally didn't know what the audience was talking about. What, I saw the "girl" looked embarrassed and finally nodded and promised, "I'll learn it tomorrow, I don't guarantee that I can learn it."

Chu Xiaobai still hasn't figured out what kind of divine comedy "Small Waist" is, and the audience has repeatedly emphasized the meaning of asking him to learn that song, but looking at the series of hahahaha and smirking expressions , vaguely aware that there may be... a trap?

He hastily turned off the mic, exited the live broadcast room, switched to the Baidu page, and entered the word Xiaomanyao. There are many versions.

Ah Jing leaned over and shook his head helplessly: "Bai Bai, that song is very coquettish."

Chu Xiaobai looked confused: "..."

Ah Jing continued: "The good news is that this song has been banned on the Huluwa platform."

When Chu Xiaobai heard it, he breathed a sigh of relief: "So they are joking with me?"

"Human beings are really cunning creatures." Ah Huang also came over, "Bai Bai, you add an administrator to Ah Jing and I's account."

Chu Xiaobai hurriedly followed suit. In fact, during the live broadcast just now, he also noticed some discordant voices. He was obviously very nervous, but he had to force himself to be calm on the surface, telling himself that everything was difficult at the beginning, and that he was lucky today!

"Ah Jing, I just saw them say that they jumped from Gun Gun's live broadcast room, and it was Xiong Heibai who helped me attract people."

Ah Jing didn't raise her head, and said with a completely ungrateful posture: "That guy must be doing it to show off, so don't worry about him."

Chu Xiaobai hesitated for a while, and decided to justify the bad bear's name: "Actually, I think he took care of me specifically for your sake."

Before the part-time job in the coffee shop, he had never dealt with Xiong Hei Hei, and all his impressions of the bear were dictated by Ah Jing. However, after actually getting along, he found that the other party was not as bad as he imagined.

Ah Jing frowned, and changed the subject: "Let's not talk about that guy, come on, take a look, how many gifts did you receive in the live broadcast just now?"

Chu Xiaobai only broadcasted live for an hour, and the highest number of people online once reached 8000. In addition to the free flowers given by the system, some viewers also paid for gifts. Although it is not a lot, it is more than his monthly income of raising pigs in live broadcasts. Both are more.

"Ah Jing, I'm so happy, my fans have broken through four digits!"

"Yeah, Baibai is the best, let's count the money now!"

The gifts for the live broadcast are usually split in half between the anchor and the platform. Cucurbita’s anchor background can directly check the gift records. Chu Xiaobai is still immersed in the huge surprise that the number of fans has soared from double digits to four digits. Be the master of the house", click on the income record and look, two eyes are shining brightly: "You can buy three catties of cat food!"

After sharing, the income is just over a hundred, which is completely incomparable with the income of Xiong Heibai's live broadcast room, and——

Ah Jing was a little tangled up because, if he read correctly, the top guy on the gift list was Xiong Hei Hei's vest, which used his real name.

Damn it, it's that guy who drives the popularity, and even the income is "charity" from the other party, so angry!

But seeing the foolish look on the face of the cat next to him, he couldn't bear to reveal the truth.

Forget it, let him be happy for a while.

"Ah Jing, I'll finish the papers just now, you call me at ten o'clock, there will be another one later."

Ah Jing touched Bai Bai's head, and nodded with a deep expression: "Go."

Room 311.

Facing the black screen of the live broadcast room, Lu Qin was unexpectedly stunned. There was still an hour and a half before 10:30. According to his usual schedule, he had already gone to bed by then.

The WeChat alert sounded, and Luo Yuansheng sent another message: [Picture] [Picture] Look at my Beibei, how cute.

Manager Luo, who finally had a cat, was so overjoyed that he provoked a man who was about to say goodbye to his beloved cat for a week, which was simply unforgivable.

Lu Qin: Go on a business trip by yourself tomorrow.

Luo Yuansheng: Erkang Hands.jpg.Don't be so cruel to me!

Lu Qin: You posted my live broadcast just now, did you go in and watch it yourself?That's a panda, not a cat.

Luo Yuansheng: What happened to the panda?How dare you dislike it, it is a national treasure!And didn't you notice the name of the studio?The koi's physique is rolling, and the wishes of many people who made wishes have come true!You ignorant human being.

Lu Qin: Forgot to take your medicine?

Luo Yuansheng: For the sake of our acquaintance for many years, the friendship of so many years, and now the teammate in the trenches, do you think I will lie to you?

Lu Qin: Hard to say.

Luo Yuansheng: What about the most basic trust between people?Hey, let me tell you, a few days before I picked up Beibei, I just bought a 999 yuan sports car in that live broadcast room, and made a wish to have a cat.You see, this will happen soon.

Lu Qin: ... The little orange cat you bought for 999 yuan is really good.

People are stupid and have a lot of money, isn't it Manager Luo?

At this moment, Director Lu never imagined that he would become the "foolish man with a lot of money" that he is now ashamed of.