I heard you are my cat
Chapter 002
Chu Xiaobai was so frightened that he suddenly changed back to his original shape. The towel on his head fell to the ground and covered the cow cat. He crawled out with hands and feet, and one paw hit the back of the door, leaving three scratches on the whole body. The demon is all wilted: It's over, I accidentally scratched the door and broke it, Ah Jing is going to chase him and cut his nails again, it's scary.
"Tuk-tuk--" The knock on the door continued.
Lu Qin's magnetic voice came in through the door: "Is anyone there?"
"Meow." After Chu Xiaobai called out weakly, he quickly covered his mouth, why did the little brother come here?
In addition to the possibility of finding him eating and drinking, there are actually other possibilities, for example: He is here to borrow a hammer!That's a good reason. Uncle Marmot often comes to borrow a hammer to fix things.
"Young man, who are you looking for?" It was the voice of Uncle Groundhog.
Chu Xiaobai's ears are particularly sharp, and he can hear clearly even from far away.It's good that someone is here, he quietly breathed a sigh of relief, got up, put his ear on the door, wanted to hear more clearly, so as not to miss any important information.
Lu Qin was wondering, before he went upstairs, there should be someone in the room, but now someone has gone out?As soon as he turned around, he saw a chunky uncle in his early fifties with his hands behind his back, looking at him vigilantly, as if he was examining a bad guy.
He couldn't help laughing, it was the first time he was guarded like this when he grew up so big.
"Did the people in this house raise a cow cat?"
As soon as the groundhog rolled its eyes, it guessed that the human was asking about that boy Chu Xiaobai. The uncle nodded with a serious expression: "Yes."
Lu Qin politely explained: "It's like this, the little guy has been eating the cat food I prepared in the park these days. I don't think it looks like a stray cat. I just saw it enter this room today, so I brought it I brought two bags of cat food."
These days, there are a lot of people who like cats but are unable to keep cats by themselves for various reasons. Among these people, those who can afford it will often buy a bunch of cat food to feed the stray cats outside.
Marmot has been collecting waste and tatters for 20 years, and he still has some knowledge. He can see through the price of cat food in Lu Qin's hand at a glance.In the process of dealing with human beings, the little demon who has just become a spirit will more or less suffer a bit.
As a demon from the past, the uncle decided quite righteously to check on that kid Chu Xiaobai to see if this human being is a person with ulterior motives.
"Because of this, you came to deliver the cat food yourself?"
Lu Qin found that although the uncle's tone was full of doubts, he had actually let go, so he said frankly, "I like that cow cat, it's very cute."
The groundhog was silent for a while, and felt that the other party was not lying, so he said: "The people in the house have gone out, just give me the cat food, and I will pass it on to you later."
Lu Qin thought that this uncle should be a friend of the owner of the cow cat, so he simply handed over the cat food: "Then I will trouble you."
He wanted to make a good impression on the other party, and there would always be a chance in the future... to lick the cat.
Chu Xiaobai listened to the movement outside with his ears pricked up. When he heard the little brother leave, the uncle groundhog put the cat food by the door and stood there without moving. They were old acquaintances, so the other party naturally knew that he was at home.
After another 2 minutes, there was a knock on the door.
"Bai Bai, open the door." It was the uncle's voice.
The cow cat quickly changed back into a human form, picked up the towel that fell on the ground, opened the door, and called out embarrassedly: "Uncle."
"Open the door wider, I can't get in, Carmen is gone." Uncle Marmot puffed his cheeks, and when he saw Chu Xiaobai's white and tender face, he thought of his own dark and rough old face, and he couldn't get angry Come together, the girl he pursued not long ago ran away with a little white face, in this face-seeking world, don't you know that ugly people are more gentle in their hearts?
"Uncle, come in quickly."
"Hmm. By the way, what happened to that human just now?"
"It should be similar to what my little brother said. When I came back today, I didn't pay attention and was seen by him."
The upstairs and the downstairs are separated by one floor, so the chance of encountering them is very high. It was because Lu Qin was too busy going out early and returning home late. Chu Xiaobai planned to stay at home after taking the university entrance examination, so he never touched him. noodle.
The groundhog knows about the cow cat rubbing against the cat food. As an experienced uncle-level demon, although he doesn't even have a primary school diploma, the uncle is the one with the most savings among them. He was forced by Chu Xiaobai before. He was opposed to the purchase of high school textbooks at first because he felt that the other party was messing around. After 3 minutes, the cow cat barked its teeth and claws in front of him "playing cruelly", but it didn't scare him at all.
He just looked at the cat boy who thought he was super fierce, and was so stupid that he cried, so he gave all the books to the other party, but he didn't expect Chu Xiaobai to be so serious, he must give him money, the result——
The kitty slapped his face swollen to pretend to be fat, and he would have nothing to eat when he turned around.
Going to eat and drink with humans like stray cats is not a big deal in the eyes of groundhogs, as long as they are not discovered by humans.
It's a pity that Chu Xiaobai was too young and inexperienced to be approached so quickly.
Fortunately, the other party probably didn't know that the cow cat was Chu Xiaobai.
"If I didn't show up just now, what are you going to do?"
"I-I don't know either..."
Facing Uncle Shang's serious expression, Chu Xiaobai felt guilty, maybe he would open the door, and then?Then what, he didn't dare to think.
The little brother probably doesn't know that he is the cow cat, but if the little brother tells him: Can you call the kitten over, I have a gift for it?
The picture was so beautiful, Chu Xiaobai's face flushed, and he felt that with his cultivation level, he would definitely reveal his secrets.
"You can't let humans discover your identity. If they know that you are a demon, they will panic, be afraid, call the police, and the police will come to arrest you. If you finally alert the Demon Control Bureau, you will be fined. You have no money, right? So, be careful." The groundhog has a stern face, "There is even worse, if this human being is not pure-minded and sells you to an underground research institution, you will be vivisectioned and dismembered , sliced, and used for various researches, human curiosity is beyond your imagination."
Chu Xiaobai's eyes widened in fright, his little face was pale, and he looked at the marmot in horror: "Uncle, can humans really do such cruel things?"
"Humans are afraid of the unknown, as long as you don't let humans discover your identity, you'll be fine." The other party said inscrutably, "I'm an old monster with more than 20 years of experience in collecting waste, you newborn little monster, There is still a lot to learn.”
"Uncle is really amazing!" Chu Xiaobai nodded again and again, "By the way, uncle, I just finished a set of math papers, and I don't know how to solve several problems. Can you help me look?"
When the groundhog heard this, he stood up immediately: "I'm busy, I haven't settled the accounts for today." What a joke, he didn't even memorize the nine-nine multiplication table, what papers are he reading!
"Ah." Chu Xiaobai stood up regretfully, scratching his scalp, "Then uncle, you should go to work first."
After the groundhog left, he immediately turned his attention to two bags of cat food, which were individually packaged 1.5KG bags of natural kitten food. This brand of cat food was very expensive for him. He searched for it on TB before. After a while, it costs more than 30 catties, which is completely unaffordable!
Chu Xiaobai was drooling as he held the cat food.
The little brother upstairs must be a rich man, a rich man who can buy a lot of cat food!
He felt a little sorry for taking advantage of his little brother like this, should he go up and say thank you?But when he thought of what Uncle Groundhog said just now, the dull hair on his head drooped.Forget it, it's better tomorrow, and I will go to thank you in person tomorrow evening, as a cow cat.
After Lu Qin went back, he wanted to find a movie to watch, but somehow he opened the TB website, clicked on the online store where he had been buying cat food, and took a bunch of cat toys and cat snacks, waiting for him When it was time to pay, I realized that I was a little bit crazy.
As the saying goes: If you don't have anything to do, you are either rape or robbery.
He just passed by with a bunch of things in his arms. Would the owner of the cow cat misunderstand that he had bad intentions?
Having said that, he didn't even know whether the other party was a man or a woman, so he was looking forward and backward like this, which was really not his style.
Thinking of this, Lu Qin simply took another cat climbing frame and prepared to put it here as a backup.
What if one day he gets acquainted with that cow cat and abducts the little guy back as a guest?
Well, why don't you just buy another cat litter and scratching board? The catnip and Polygonum lollipops seem to be good too?Buy buy buy!
While Lu Qin was still shopping, Chu Xiaobai had already finished checking the papers, and took a few excerpts of questions that he didn't know, and was going to ask Ah Jing for advice tomorrow.
Seeing that it was still early, he logged into the Cucurbit Baby live broadcast platform, and was going to learn from the popular live broadcast room.
His live broadcast room has been open for almost a month, and the amount of attention is still in double digits, not to mention the income, because the content of the explanation is relatively boring, and Ah Jing said that in order to protect privacy, it is best not to show his face. Every time he broadcasts Sometimes, the cameras were all facing the Flying Pig wallpaper on the wall. In order to make myself look more mature and stable, I specially turned on the voice changer. Just like that, by accident, only seven or eight people came in every time the live broadcast was started, and they were still waiting for me. They are all employees of hog farms.
Chu Xiaobai didn't know who his "fans" were, but he felt a faint sense of satisfaction every day watching the number of online users jump from 0 to other numbers in the live broadcast room, and he spoke very vigorously and hard.
After this month, the materials he had prepared were almost finished, just when Ah Jing reminded him to transform, Chu Xiaobai made up his mind without much hesitation: for next month's rent, work hard to earn money!
In addition to singing, dancing, and talk shows, Cucurbita’s popular live broadcast categories include games and cute pets.
The first three items had to show their faces, Chu Xiaobai ruled them out without much thought, as for games and cute pets...
He casually clicked on one of the cute pet live broadcast rooms, where light music was playing, and the camera was facing a corner of the room. Babies play around the cat climbing frame.
Chu Xiaobai stared at the screen intently. More than ten minutes passed without seeing the anchor or hearing human voices.
There is such an operation? !
He looked at the number of people online in surprise, more than 8000, and there were people swiping gifts every few seconds in the lower left corner of the screen, so envious!
Excitedly, Chu Xiaobai took out the old mobile phone he bought from Uncle Groundhog, and sent a WeChat message to the little hamster: "Ah Jing, I know what I should broadcast live!"
"Tuk-tuk--" The knock on the door continued.
Lu Qin's magnetic voice came in through the door: "Is anyone there?"
"Meow." After Chu Xiaobai called out weakly, he quickly covered his mouth, why did the little brother come here?
In addition to the possibility of finding him eating and drinking, there are actually other possibilities, for example: He is here to borrow a hammer!That's a good reason. Uncle Marmot often comes to borrow a hammer to fix things.
"Young man, who are you looking for?" It was the voice of Uncle Groundhog.
Chu Xiaobai's ears are particularly sharp, and he can hear clearly even from far away.It's good that someone is here, he quietly breathed a sigh of relief, got up, put his ear on the door, wanted to hear more clearly, so as not to miss any important information.
Lu Qin was wondering, before he went upstairs, there should be someone in the room, but now someone has gone out?As soon as he turned around, he saw a chunky uncle in his early fifties with his hands behind his back, looking at him vigilantly, as if he was examining a bad guy.
He couldn't help laughing, it was the first time he was guarded like this when he grew up so big.
"Did the people in this house raise a cow cat?"
As soon as the groundhog rolled its eyes, it guessed that the human was asking about that boy Chu Xiaobai. The uncle nodded with a serious expression: "Yes."
Lu Qin politely explained: "It's like this, the little guy has been eating the cat food I prepared in the park these days. I don't think it looks like a stray cat. I just saw it enter this room today, so I brought it I brought two bags of cat food."
These days, there are a lot of people who like cats but are unable to keep cats by themselves for various reasons. Among these people, those who can afford it will often buy a bunch of cat food to feed the stray cats outside.
Marmot has been collecting waste and tatters for 20 years, and he still has some knowledge. He can see through the price of cat food in Lu Qin's hand at a glance.In the process of dealing with human beings, the little demon who has just become a spirit will more or less suffer a bit.
As a demon from the past, the uncle decided quite righteously to check on that kid Chu Xiaobai to see if this human being is a person with ulterior motives.
"Because of this, you came to deliver the cat food yourself?"
Lu Qin found that although the uncle's tone was full of doubts, he had actually let go, so he said frankly, "I like that cow cat, it's very cute."
The groundhog was silent for a while, and felt that the other party was not lying, so he said: "The people in the house have gone out, just give me the cat food, and I will pass it on to you later."
Lu Qin thought that this uncle should be a friend of the owner of the cow cat, so he simply handed over the cat food: "Then I will trouble you."
He wanted to make a good impression on the other party, and there would always be a chance in the future... to lick the cat.
Chu Xiaobai listened to the movement outside with his ears pricked up. When he heard the little brother leave, the uncle groundhog put the cat food by the door and stood there without moving. They were old acquaintances, so the other party naturally knew that he was at home.
After another 2 minutes, there was a knock on the door.
"Bai Bai, open the door." It was the uncle's voice.
The cow cat quickly changed back into a human form, picked up the towel that fell on the ground, opened the door, and called out embarrassedly: "Uncle."
"Open the door wider, I can't get in, Carmen is gone." Uncle Marmot puffed his cheeks, and when he saw Chu Xiaobai's white and tender face, he thought of his own dark and rough old face, and he couldn't get angry Come together, the girl he pursued not long ago ran away with a little white face, in this face-seeking world, don't you know that ugly people are more gentle in their hearts?
"Uncle, come in quickly."
"Hmm. By the way, what happened to that human just now?"
"It should be similar to what my little brother said. When I came back today, I didn't pay attention and was seen by him."
The upstairs and the downstairs are separated by one floor, so the chance of encountering them is very high. It was because Lu Qin was too busy going out early and returning home late. Chu Xiaobai planned to stay at home after taking the university entrance examination, so he never touched him. noodle.
The groundhog knows about the cow cat rubbing against the cat food. As an experienced uncle-level demon, although he doesn't even have a primary school diploma, the uncle is the one with the most savings among them. He was forced by Chu Xiaobai before. He was opposed to the purchase of high school textbooks at first because he felt that the other party was messing around. After 3 minutes, the cow cat barked its teeth and claws in front of him "playing cruelly", but it didn't scare him at all.
He just looked at the cat boy who thought he was super fierce, and was so stupid that he cried, so he gave all the books to the other party, but he didn't expect Chu Xiaobai to be so serious, he must give him money, the result——
The kitty slapped his face swollen to pretend to be fat, and he would have nothing to eat when he turned around.
Going to eat and drink with humans like stray cats is not a big deal in the eyes of groundhogs, as long as they are not discovered by humans.
It's a pity that Chu Xiaobai was too young and inexperienced to be approached so quickly.
Fortunately, the other party probably didn't know that the cow cat was Chu Xiaobai.
"If I didn't show up just now, what are you going to do?"
"I-I don't know either..."
Facing Uncle Shang's serious expression, Chu Xiaobai felt guilty, maybe he would open the door, and then?Then what, he didn't dare to think.
The little brother probably doesn't know that he is the cow cat, but if the little brother tells him: Can you call the kitten over, I have a gift for it?
The picture was so beautiful, Chu Xiaobai's face flushed, and he felt that with his cultivation level, he would definitely reveal his secrets.
"You can't let humans discover your identity. If they know that you are a demon, they will panic, be afraid, call the police, and the police will come to arrest you. If you finally alert the Demon Control Bureau, you will be fined. You have no money, right? So, be careful." The groundhog has a stern face, "There is even worse, if this human being is not pure-minded and sells you to an underground research institution, you will be vivisectioned and dismembered , sliced, and used for various researches, human curiosity is beyond your imagination."
Chu Xiaobai's eyes widened in fright, his little face was pale, and he looked at the marmot in horror: "Uncle, can humans really do such cruel things?"
"Humans are afraid of the unknown, as long as you don't let humans discover your identity, you'll be fine." The other party said inscrutably, "I'm an old monster with more than 20 years of experience in collecting waste, you newborn little monster, There is still a lot to learn.”
"Uncle is really amazing!" Chu Xiaobai nodded again and again, "By the way, uncle, I just finished a set of math papers, and I don't know how to solve several problems. Can you help me look?"
When the groundhog heard this, he stood up immediately: "I'm busy, I haven't settled the accounts for today." What a joke, he didn't even memorize the nine-nine multiplication table, what papers are he reading!
"Ah." Chu Xiaobai stood up regretfully, scratching his scalp, "Then uncle, you should go to work first."
After the groundhog left, he immediately turned his attention to two bags of cat food, which were individually packaged 1.5KG bags of natural kitten food. This brand of cat food was very expensive for him. He searched for it on TB before. After a while, it costs more than 30 catties, which is completely unaffordable!
Chu Xiaobai was drooling as he held the cat food.
The little brother upstairs must be a rich man, a rich man who can buy a lot of cat food!
He felt a little sorry for taking advantage of his little brother like this, should he go up and say thank you?But when he thought of what Uncle Groundhog said just now, the dull hair on his head drooped.Forget it, it's better tomorrow, and I will go to thank you in person tomorrow evening, as a cow cat.
After Lu Qin went back, he wanted to find a movie to watch, but somehow he opened the TB website, clicked on the online store where he had been buying cat food, and took a bunch of cat toys and cat snacks, waiting for him When it was time to pay, I realized that I was a little bit crazy.
As the saying goes: If you don't have anything to do, you are either rape or robbery.
He just passed by with a bunch of things in his arms. Would the owner of the cow cat misunderstand that he had bad intentions?
Having said that, he didn't even know whether the other party was a man or a woman, so he was looking forward and backward like this, which was really not his style.
Thinking of this, Lu Qin simply took another cat climbing frame and prepared to put it here as a backup.
What if one day he gets acquainted with that cow cat and abducts the little guy back as a guest?
Well, why don't you just buy another cat litter and scratching board? The catnip and Polygonum lollipops seem to be good too?Buy buy buy!
While Lu Qin was still shopping, Chu Xiaobai had already finished checking the papers, and took a few excerpts of questions that he didn't know, and was going to ask Ah Jing for advice tomorrow.
Seeing that it was still early, he logged into the Cucurbit Baby live broadcast platform, and was going to learn from the popular live broadcast room.
His live broadcast room has been open for almost a month, and the amount of attention is still in double digits, not to mention the income, because the content of the explanation is relatively boring, and Ah Jing said that in order to protect privacy, it is best not to show his face. Every time he broadcasts Sometimes, the cameras were all facing the Flying Pig wallpaper on the wall. In order to make myself look more mature and stable, I specially turned on the voice changer. Just like that, by accident, only seven or eight people came in every time the live broadcast was started, and they were still waiting for me. They are all employees of hog farms.
Chu Xiaobai didn't know who his "fans" were, but he felt a faint sense of satisfaction every day watching the number of online users jump from 0 to other numbers in the live broadcast room, and he spoke very vigorously and hard.
After this month, the materials he had prepared were almost finished, just when Ah Jing reminded him to transform, Chu Xiaobai made up his mind without much hesitation: for next month's rent, work hard to earn money!
In addition to singing, dancing, and talk shows, Cucurbita’s popular live broadcast categories include games and cute pets.
The first three items had to show their faces, Chu Xiaobai ruled them out without much thought, as for games and cute pets...
He casually clicked on one of the cute pet live broadcast rooms, where light music was playing, and the camera was facing a corner of the room. Babies play around the cat climbing frame.
Chu Xiaobai stared at the screen intently. More than ten minutes passed without seeing the anchor or hearing human voices.
There is such an operation? !
He looked at the number of people online in surprise, more than 8000, and there were people swiping gifts every few seconds in the lower left corner of the screen, so envious!
Excitedly, Chu Xiaobai took out the old mobile phone he bought from Uncle Groundhog, and sent a WeChat message to the little hamster: "Ah Jing, I know what I should broadcast live!"
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