sweet heroine

I stared dumbfounded at the handsome young man in front of me. His eyelashes were like crows, and his eyes were like stars. To be fair, I had never seen such a guy before... He looked like a guy who was so inhuman.

"That..." I looked at him warily, "May I ask who you are?"

The other party seemed very disdainful to answer my question, and continued to look at me blankly, "Are you the McCree who has been scolding me?"

I:……

Is it the idiot Anna and the idiot Widowmaker just now?

After coughing, I couldn't help but look away, "Hello, which one is this?"

The other party raised his eyebrows, his handsome and gloomy face remained calm, "This is the underworld."

I couldn't help but gasped, "Did I hit the underworld by playing a game?"

After a moment of silence, I looked left and right at the surrounding environment, only to see the gusts of wind, the desolate weeds and the desolation of the stone forest. When I looked up, I couldn't help but want to hug each other's thighs and cry, I am wronged, " Boss, I didn't hang up."

other side:"……"

Vaguely, I heard the voice of the other party grinding his teeth, "But you say I'm good."

Hey, wait, do the residents of the underworld also play games?Could it be some hellish new anchor of Watchmen, the kind of perverted anchor who looks like 500 catties but is actually 500 catties?

"Is there? Is there?" I was almost skeptical about life. It seemed that I was slightly stimulated by my suspicious eyes, and the other party smiled and said, "Yes, I heard clearly and clearly."

"..." I coughed dryly, "Actually, it's okay."

I looked at him with a straight face, "At least you are not the one who was killed by me on the other side, how bad is the game experience?"

The handsome young man continued to raise his eyebrows, as if to show that you continue, I just quietly watch your bragging posture.

"So." The other party stared at me with a fake smile, "I specially invite you to play games with me in the underworld."

"It's not necessary..." I retorted softly, "Aren't you kidding me, the underworld also pays attention to the basic law. Wouldn't it be possible to drag people into hell like this without being struck by thunder?" Didn’t the plot many years ago be inexplicably arrested by the underworld, and then ask money for money, ask people for gold fingers, and then go crazy and kill the Quartet after crossing?Could it be that the author has been stuck for too long and can't keep up with the times?

The other party glanced at me lazily, "You really like reading novels."

What I'm saying is... Shit, you've seen it too, right?

Since my wealth and life are still in the hands of others, I'm not ashamed to confront them directly. To be honest, I appear in some place of the underworld inexplicably.

To protect yourself of course!

Cowardly, I put my hands on my knees silently and sat down obediently.

The other party lazily said, "Although this is what I said, I just recruited a secretary, and it doesn't involve the violation of the rules of heaven you mentioned at all? How can I add more people to my own hell, and the higher authorities will withdraw?" Isn't it my job?" The other party looked at me haughtily with an expression of "my territory is up to me, and you have more or less BB".

Hey... this is very embarrassing.

"But..." I struggled for a while.

The other party took out a piece of paper expressionlessly, and read solemnly, "Aren't you just looking for a job recently? The five social insurances and one housing fund are fully paid in the local government, and you can pass without re-examination without defense. The salary is 14K at the end of the year. times, in addition to statutory holidays, there are also fixed family leave for going back and forth to Yangjian every year."

"Oh, that's right..." The other party seemed to think of something, "The ratio of the underworld to the human world is 1:1, so there is no need to worry about inflation."

Hey, my lord, why do you seem to be very skilled?

I stared blankly at the handsome young man in front of me who threw a piece of paper in my face, then continued with a look of disgust, "That's about it, it's so annoying, now you have to kill me to find someone Spend so much talking."

"Wait...wait a minute?" I tilted my head and couldn't help but ask, "Although it sounds beautiful, my lord, what do you mean by having good benefits in the underworld?" Brother, who is it?Hades is still profitable, why is the morgue this year full?It's not popular to throw away funeral objects or anything like that now.

The other party looked at me with an even more dismissive expression, "It's because of the high income from fixed financial management in Hades this year. Don't look at the present from the perspective of 3000 years ago. Don't you know that the Internet economy has developed recently? There are even some of the strongest Internet companies in the human world. seat shares."

……

Be strong, the richest man's father, but don't lose money!

Losing money is a terrible thing!

I couldn't help swallowing, and then I saw the boss in front of me continue coldly, "Speaking of which, some video companies still have investment from me."

it's over...

Just when my thoughts started to diverge, the handsome young man in front of me suddenly seemed to withdraw his thoughts, "So, where is your answer?"

"Wait...wait a minute!" I couldn't help but continue to raise my hand, "Is there any promotion channel...?" It's too miserable to be a secretary for a lifetime, and I have to think about my future career development!

The other party narrowed his eyes, "...do you still want to sit in this seat?"

"No...is there any similar position that is slightly lower than your level."

"No, this is the civil service system. If you don't have a background, you will lose more BBs. If a human like you doesn't work, go to the nailboard now."

I:"……"

Painful baby!

Because the boss issued a declaration that if you don't do it, you will roll the nailboard, so I had to shamefully obey, and signed the labor contract between me and the underworld.

I specifically looked at it, and the time limit is for a lifetime... Hehe.

It wasn't until I signed the contract that I found out that this big guy who played games was named Lu Ya, he was dressed in black, and had a gloomy and haggard face, if I remember correctly.In Honghuang, this is the son of Emperor Jun, and he can be regarded as a second-generation official. Although his fate is ill-fated, but seeing that he is a watchman and an investor in the strongest Internet company in the world, he knows that he is now It was also a happy time.

As a result, I am now a civil servant of the underworld because of McCree's good play (actually only 3500 points), and I have eaten a bite of the imperial food of the underworld.

This shows how important it is to play a good game, ah bah.

As the boss's new secretary, I learned that the previous secretary was kicked by the boss because he didn't know how to play games.

I can't help but shed tears of humiliation...

Boss, look at there are so many anchors here, why don’t you look for it, just grab one and drag you up to 4000 points, take a look, such as pig**, such as *absolute, such as purple*, each of them is Is your best choice, so why me!

I rub!

When I was sobbing, my new boss came like a gust of wind, and sat beside me with a blank expression.In order to better serve the boss, my new location is just next to the boss. Of course, we each have a computer.

To be honest, the current configuration of the underworld is really good. In addition to air conditioners and computers, the network cables are all optical fibers, and the speed is 6.

I can't help feeling that technology changes life.

Just when I was thinking wildly, the boss continued to open the Overwatch game interface with a blank face, and then I double-queueed with him on the competitive road.

The boss took out Widowmaker, and I immediately took out McCree.

The handsome boss glanced at me blankly again, "It's changed."

Me: black question mark face.

The boss said indifferently, "I need a wet nurse."

I:……

"But I'm an output, boss." I struggled for a while, and the other party crossed my interface indifferently, and then said, "Choose an angel."

I:……

I am going to scold my mother from being an output to a nanny.

The world is so ruthless!I was forced to become a nanny by my boss as an exporter. I took an angel and led my boss by the humiliation. My boss was very upset and said directly to me, "Why didn't you take me?"

"Ah... because the meat over there has no blood." I have to guarantee the meat shield or the boss before you can output it, so please be reasonable!What's more, a nanny like me is not a professional nanny, I used to play McCree!

It's good to have milk, don't have too many BBs.

It's a pity that the minds of my boss and I are obviously not on the same level. The boss said to me blankly, "I want milk, and only me."

"Boss, if you make such unreasonable troubles, you won't be able to get diamonds." Not only let the output play nanny, but also force the nanny to only nurse you. This is like a cancer in the team, okay?If you weren't a big boss in the underworld, I guess the voice could spray you to death.

My heart is bitter.

But no matter how hard it is, who would call him your boss, so I obediently squatted in the corner and smoked lonely, waiting to revive my boss. I also know that if my boss does not get milk at a critical moment, even I will definitely die up.

Angel, a nanny hero, is completely different from output.

It is simply not the same as the output type McCree.

As an output player, I said that my angel may be compared to 3500 points, which is 2000 points, really sosad.

The boss charged in the front, and I nursed him madly in the back, and then in order to avoid being scolded, I also specially chatted with the boss on a team channel.Occasionally, Boss Lu Ya wanted to go out to see the outside world, but I stopped him in horror, "Boss, people in the team channel will curse like me."

Lu Ya may have recalled that when I met me for the first time, I was spit out as an idiot, and he immediately lost the desire to enter the team's voice again.

At the end of the fight, the boss and I did not gain points in duo, but dropped points instead.

I:……

This is fucking embarrassing.

The boss of Lu Ya was very angry, he accused me, "It's your angel who is too good."

I was speechless, "Boss, how about I take McCree and you take Angel?"

The other party frowned, "Are you blaming this dish?"

Don't dare, you are so lucky to have teammates like you who run around the field and never start team fights.

I squatted silently in front of the computer without daring to speak out. Boss Lu Ya finally came to this conclusion after playing team mode with me all afternoon, "Your angel is really good."

I:"……"

The boss was very angry, and finally threw me an angel's skill, "I made a set for you according to the angel's resurrection skill, you go and feel it, if the milk is still not good next time, let me go away Nailboard."

woohoo~

Boss, you can't call me to practice in reality just because I played poorly in competition!

Even if you are a real boss, you can't hide the fact that you are a handicapped...