Mr. Hat's girlfriend is 1.8 meters four

fragrant (2)

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Do you know what it means to step down and landslide?

Xia Jiang pushed open the door and looked at the sunken crack on the roof.She didn't know whether to praise the old building for its good load-bearing capacity, or to say that she controlled the strength, so that the roof of the Armed Detective Agency was not lifted.

"Hey, from the Armed Detective Agency." Nakaya put his hands in his pockets and held his head proudly. "Why did you come up so slowly? Are you too scared to go out?"

A 1.6-meter-long man stood abruptly on the dilapidated roof, showing an imposing height of [-] meters.

He kicked up and rushed straight to the door: "If you have the guts to humiliate the Port Mafia | Hands, you must be prepared to suffer revenge!"

At this time, the young man who was obsessed with the grievances with the Armed Detective Agency finally saw the person standing at the door of the rooftop.

"Hey, wait!"

The young man with red hair was caught off guard by this sudden situation. His first reaction was to remove his supernatural powers instead of controlling his figure.

Seeing that he was about to bump into the sharp corner of the door, Xia Jiang pushed the door panel with one hand and pushed the door completely open.The tall, brown-haired woman stretched out her hand, caught the ocher-haired youth who bumped into her, and skillfully pulled him into her arms.

Xia Jiangfeng said calmly: "Put yourself in the arms?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Zhong Ye was about to jump back to the ground, but someone grabbed his waist.

He wanted to push Xia Jiang away, and there was a strong arm behind him, but if he didn't move, the fragrant and soft body of a young woman would be right in front of him.He had tasted it. Just this morning, they were still rolling into a ball. Unexpectedly, they hugged each other again after being separated for half a day.

He was also a little annoyed: "...Xia Jiang, don't make trouble, let me go."

"Let go of your words, what can you do?" Xia Jiang said with a smile, which is the evil in her bones, but at this moment she looks a little cute.

He can't do anything.

He can't handle things like hitting each other with his girlfriend on the rooftop.

"My wife Xia Jiang." Zhong Ye gritted his teeth, "If you don't let me go, I will really do something."

The temperature rose rapidly.

Xia Jiang: "..."

She let go of her hand, and Nakaya retreated a few steps away in a snap, the two of them calmed down.

"Why are you here..." Chuya found the answer before he finished asking, "Oh, you come and beat that dead mackerel."

Standing by the door with folded arms, Xia Jiang said, "By the way, help the detective agency defend against the cadre of the port mafia. After all, this cadre is too strong, it seems to be cheating."

"...Wait?" Zhong also opened his eyes slightly: "You are the one who came to stop me? That guy Dazai... isn't he here?"

Xia Jiang said lazily: "The answer is correct."

Zhong Ye and Xia Jiang showed unhappy expressions at the same time.

The only difference is that Zhong Ye's displeasure is obvious, while Xia Jiang's face is only slightly bored.

Both of them knew Dazai's methods all too well.

The guy who is so smart that he can predict everything before it happens.

He knew that Xia Jiang would come and hack him, and he also knew that Zhong would also be sent by the port mafia to beat him up.So this smart man hid in advance, Xia Jiang who came to kill him failed to kill anyone, and he had to help the Armed Detective Agency deal with Zhongya Zhongyuan.

"Tch." Chuya turned his head and went to the fence, and shouted down, "Akutagawa, let's go, Dazai is not here."

But the two people at the heart of the battle turned a deaf ear to Chuya's words.Their fists collided with the black cloth, and the two had ferocious expressions, probably because they had exhausted all their strength, and they had to decide the outcome before giving up.

"Human tiger!" "Akutagawa!"

Zhong Ye: "..."

The ochre-haired youth jumped down from the roof of the building, inserted | between them forcefully, twisted the flying black cloth with his left hand, and caught the impactful punch of the silver-haired youth with his right hand.

"I told you to stop, didn't you hear me?"

Akutagawa stood up very unhappily, and put away the flailing cloth strip, not forgetting to say harsh words: "Renhu, you wait, I will kill you next time."

For some reason, this remark seemed particularly funny, like the very popular phrase on video sites [I will kill you within three days].

The silver-haired boy recovered from his tiger form. He was panting, and his eyes were somewhat fierce: "I'll be waiting for you, Akutagawa."

Xia Jiang stood on the top of the building, complaining expressionlessly: "It seems to discipline the children for the ex after the divorce."

The silver-haired boy heard these words with superb hearing.

He raised his head and looked towards the top of the building: "Huh? No, what kind of strange idea is this, Miss Xia Jiang."

When he heard the word [Xia Jiang], Akutagawa, who had already calmed down, seemed to have pressed a certain switch.He activated his supernatural power with lightning speed, and Rashomon's black cloth inserted into the wall bricks, leading him to climb up quickly.

It was so fast that he didn't even react.

"My wife Xia Jiang!"

Akutagawa climbed up to the roof, and before he could stand still, the crazy black cloth swallowed Xia Jiang: "Rashomon Lianmenja!"

Zhong also quickly flew upstairs: "Hey, Akutagawa!"

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The scene that day was chaotic.

The old office building where the Armed Detective Agency was located was badly damaged.

Although the damage was caused by the port mafia, but looking into the root cause, the Armed Detective Agency really couldn't find a reason to send the bill to Mori Ogai-even if it was sent, the wily Lolicon would not lose money.

It is rare for the Armed Detective Agency to stay inward. Everyone raised their hands in favor, and Osamu Dazai will bear the bill alone.

Dazai lay sideways on the desk, like a living version of the [Cat and Cat Tears] emoticon pack, with a disguised cry in his voice: "It's too much, everyone."

Said with Yosano Akiko: "One person does something and one person does it."

"If you guys can learn a lesson, it's worth it." Kunikida pushed his glasses, he has passed the most angry time, and his mood is as calm as a spring without waves. "But you must be stubborn."

As a partner who has been tortured by Dazai for three years, he finally learned to deal with problems calmly in the third year—just a little calmer than before.

"If the salary is deducted, it will take a long time." The good old man Oda turned his head and looked at Dazai. "If the economy is tight, you can find me. I still have some private money."

Because Dazai didn't check in on time, and skipped work in various ways, his salary has been deducted to such an extent that it makes people want to cry.

Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency was very surprised: "After adopting fifteen children, can you still save your private money?"

After a long while, they shook their heads and said pitifully, "No, it must be my wife, how pitiful, Oda."

Oda: "...No, it's not."

"Alas, the world is unfair. A good man who works hard and manages the house has not yet found a wife." Everyone tacitly looked at Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the table and pretending to be dead. "On the contrary, the person who owed a lot of debt hooked up with Xiao Jiaohua from a rich family."

Dazai has no consciousness of being condemned by words.

He regained his energy and said, "It's okay, Oda, it won't reach that point yet."

He turned to look at Kunikida again: "Mr. Kunikida, can you find a POS machine, and pay off the debt in one go~"

Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency: "Huh?"

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Zhong also opened the security door of the apartment.

A pitch-black ball of fluff squatted at the door, staring blankly at him with two big eyes like glass balls.

"Calball, are you waiting for Dad to come home?" Zhongye's heart softened suddenly, he squatted down, and stretched out his hand to hug the black cat.

The briquette gave a soft "meow", flicked its big furry tail, and its round black fur claws protruded gracefully out of the door frame.

Zhong Ye: "..."

He watched helplessly as the briquettes bypassed him and walked towards the person standing behind him.The black cat raised its two front paws, as if it noticed that Xia Jiang was wearing a skirt, so it was very considerate and didn't stretch out its paws. The soft pads were on Xia Jiang's legs, with a look of "begging to be hugged and stroked".

The sound of the briquettes is coquettish: "Meow~meow~"

Zhong also covered his face.

He cursed again in his heart: a creature like a cat is really a little white-eyed wolf.

But in a sense, briquettes are an unexpected long love.

Zhong also said with emotion: "Did I raise a little female cat who likes to act like a baby?"

Xia Jiang bent slightly, touched the round cat's face that came up to him: "Aren't you a little eunuch?"

British shorthair male cats have a big face, and they are more prone to gills after neutering. Even if the hair is not trimmed, the face is naturally round.In the past few years, the coal ball has been eating well and doesn't like to move. Its face feels particularly good when pinched, but the more Xia Jiang pinches his face, the more worried it is about its weight.

Xia Jiang hugged the cat and followed Zhongye into the door.

Just after walking through the living room, Xia Jiang said bluntly, "I'm hungry."

Zhong Ye walked to the cat litter box, picked up a small shovel, and said, "There are ingredients in the refrigerator, you can cook whatever you want."

Xia Jiang took it for granted, "I can't cook."

Zhong also added: "There are rolled noodles."

Xia Jiang: "I said I can't cook."

"Huh?" Zhong was also shocked - he couldn't even cook noodles, how worrying is his ability to take care of himself.

Xia Jiang, who saw through his thoughts, complained: "So when I was an undercover agent in the port mafia, my life was very difficult."

"It's really hard work for you, thank you for coming to Hong Kong as an undercover agent." Zhong also tied up the garbage bag, turned around and went to the bathroom to wash his hands, and asked after he came out: "Look in the refrigerator, do you want to eat something? What?"

Xia Jiang opened the refrigerator and said, "A5 Wagyu beef, medium rare, with thyme and rosemary, served with red wine sauce, and eaten with rice."

I don't know how to cook, so I have a lot of requirements.

She moved out of the way for Chuya, covered her mouth with her hand, and yawned.

"I'm sleepy," she said.

"Go to sleep for a while, I'll call you when the rice is steamed." Zhong also took out a basin, unpacked a bag of non-washing rice and poured it in. "No one lives in the other rooms, so they are left unused and not cleaned up. You can sleep in my room."

But after saying this, he always felt that something was wrong.

In fact, everything is right, it is his thoughts that are not pure--people who have just tasted the taste, their minds are always driving all the time.

Sleeping in his room, lying on his bed...Xia Jiang rested on his used pillow towel, covered his quilt, and his body was stained with his smell-the four-piece suit that was changed and ironed every day seemed to be the same. No smell.

"Okay." Xia Jiang held his face, lowered his head and kissed him, and said, "This is the meal I paid for."

"Don't tease me!" Zhong Ye took a step back in horror, he almost knocked over the rice bowl in his hand: "I don't have a small umbrella at home!"