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Buds (4)

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Chu also just wanted to slap himself.

What a joke, how could this woman Xia Jiang have feelings?

The young woman with brown hair turned around, glanced at him, and then looked down at the meowing briquettes.That scrutinizing gaze seemed to be saying, "Let me see what you guys are doing again".

Xia Jiang refused, "No, I have an appointment for dinner."

Zhong also pursed his lips, he stopped talking, and bent down to pick up the briquettes.

Just as he was about to turn around, Xia Jiang said again: "You can choose to let the briquettes go with me."

There was sullenness in Chuya's words: "This is my cat."

Five years ago, it was obviously this ruthless woman who threw the cat to him by talking to herself.He pulled black briquettes with cat food and cat litter for five years. When he was on a business trip, he would hire an aunt to feed the cat and smooth the fur of the child.As for my wife Xia Jiang, this person didn't pay anything, and now she wants to take the briquettes away, why?

Xia Jiang responded lightly: "Oh."

She turned her back again, and just as she took a step, the briquettes started howling again.

Chuya: "Wait!"

Xia Jiang turned his head to look at him, his green eyes were full of disgust, as if to say, "What exactly do you want?"

Seeing her expression like this, Zhong Ye became furious, but for the sake of the briquettes, he could only endure it: "Take it there."

Xia Jiang blinked and took a few steps closer.

As soon as Chuya let go, the coal ball jumped into Xia Jiang's arms, rubbed its hairy head against the young woman's neck, and even tried to lick Xia Jiang's mouth.Xia Jiang held the head of the coal ball with one hand in disgust, and pushed the over-enthusiastic black coal ball away.

Zhong Ye cursed secretly in his heart: "Treason to the enemy, the white-eyed cat!"

Xia Jiang said: "If you are worried that I won't return the cat, you can go there together."

Under the dim light in the corridor, the young men and women looked at each other quietly, and there was an inexplicable taste in the atmosphere.

Zhong also took the lead to break the atmosphere: "Oh, you woman, you want to use this method to seduce me again. Even if I, Zhongyuan Zhong, jump from here and die here, I will never be fooled by you again!"

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Xia Jiang sat on the back seat of the car with the cat in his arms, holding the cat's paw in his hand, and asked, "Jump from here? Die here?"

"Stop talking nonsense! If it wasn't for the briquettes, I would bite you to death right now!" Zhong Ye slapped the steering wheel violently, stepped on the accelerator, and the red modified car started quickly, the tires sparked on the ground, and drifted out of the parking lot . "Where are you going?"

Xia Jiang handed him his mobile phone: "Here."

On the screen is a navigation route, the destination is the Michelin three-star restaurant in Tokyo.

Zhong Ye was stunned, and he remembered what he had been waiting for in this restaurant five years ago. At that time, Xia Jiang really deceived him very badly.His mood went up and down that night, and he was moved by it for a long time—but now it seems that Xia Jiang was just playing with him at that time.

Xia Jiang took out another mobile phone and made a call: "Hello, I am my wife Xia Jiang who is scheduled to have dinner at the restaurant at seven o'clock tonight. If I add another guest temporarily, are there enough ingredients?"

After getting a satisfactory answer, Xia Jiang hung up the phone.

Zhong Ye asked, "Do you have a lot of mobile phones?"

"I have seventeen mobile phone numbers, and I always need a few more mobile phones." Xia Jiang threw the mobile phone back into the bag, and asked in a calm voice, "Do you want all seventeen numbers?"

Zhong Ye almost drove the car and jumped on the spot: "Who said I want your number!? Don't be so sentimental!"

But... seventeen numbers are indeed a bit much.

People with special occupations like Zhong Ye always have several numbers.His number is relatively small. After all, he is usually responsible for violent suppression. He has not dabbled too much in negotiation and cooperation, and does not need too many mobile phone numbers.He remembered that when Dazai hadn't left the Port Mafia, there seemed to be eleven cell phone numbers.

The more mobile phone numbers, the more dangerous things you are doing—once you overturn your car, you will be lost forever.

And the purpose of these phone numbers...

"You bastard..." Zhong Ye gritted his teeth and said, "Don't you still lie to other people's feelings?"

"Why should I lie to other people's feelings?" Xia Jiangfeng replied calmly: "Oh, you doubt this? Don't worry, you are the only one. I have lied to you for so many years."

Zhong Ye: "..."

Even more angry.

This so-called "only" did not make him happy at all.

Xia Jiang thought he didn't believe it, and continued to explain: "It takes time to deceive people. I have time to do such boring things, can't I play around? Isn't red wine and foie gras delicious, isn't Gucci's bag beautiful? Or is the snow in Iceland and Alaska not fun?"

boring things?boring?

Zhong Ye's pupils were shocked, how did he overestimate this woman's three views and character?

After doing this kind of thing that tramples other people's sincerity on the ground, he still evaluates this kind of thing as "boring".What kind of a bad person is this?There is something twisted and rotten in his bones, extremely vicious, like a poisonous snake.

Xia Jiang said: "Besides, there is a huge gap in strength to deceive. Who is willing to take the risk to do such a thing when the strength is sufficient?"

Zhong Ye was surprised: "Huh? Do I still feel honored for being cheated?"

"Don't distort my meaning, Zhongya Zhongyuan, I'm obviously praising your strength." Xia Jiang pinched the cat's face and asked, "Do you care about being cheated all the time?"

Zhong Ye said angrily: "How could you not care? No matter who is deceived into such a person, he will be so angry that he wants to kill someone, right?"

He even wanted to ask if Xia Jiang had no heart.But he didn't ask - this is nonsense, if Xia Jiang has the heart, can he do such a thing?

"Why should you care?" Xia Jiang said as a matter of course: "Reflect on your own IQ, right?"

Zhong Ye: "..."

He found that his and Xia Jiang's brain circuits were not on the same line at all.

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Zhong also walked into this restaurant that had left a very bad impression on him—it wasn't that the restaurant was bad, but that the memory of being fooled by pigeons while eating in the restaurant was bad.

The restaurant did its best when hosting my wife Xia Jiang.It seems that I have inquired about the preferences of this young lady from my wife's family. There is a world-renowned cellist sitting in the restaurant, who seems to be auditioning the sound of the cello. The sound of the cello is elegant and thick.

Zhong Ye was taken aback for a moment, and he cursed secretly again, "Damn rich man", obviously he is quite rich himself.

Five years ago, when he was still courting Xia Jiang and dedicated his whole heart to that woman, he seemed to think that everything Xia Jiang did was right.This is how people are, when they fall into that hopeless love, both their reason and the bottom line will be thrown into the sky.

Now that he bears a grudge against Xia Jiang, whatever the other party does is wrong.

Even if Xia Jiang went to help the old lady cross the road, he would feel that this woman had other plans for the poor old lady.

"Yo~Xiao Xiajiang~☆" The cotton candy control with white hedgehog head lay on the railing, with a sweet smile, he asked in a frivolous voice: "Why did you come so slowly, you are going to help the old lady cross the road ?"

Chuya: "..." Can this guy read minds?

Xia Jiang said: "What age is this, who dares to help the old lady?"

Zhong also felt an arrow hit his knee: "?"

"The family property left by the ancestors must be cherished carefully so that it can last for a long time." Xia Jiang carried the cat up the stairs and said as he walked, "Isn't it good to have that money to go to Hokkaido to buy a bag of white lovers and Nitto black tea? Why? Want to help grandma?"

"You bastard..." Zhong also exclaimed as if he had seen a ghost, "As a human being, can your mind not be so dirty?"

Xia Jiang pointed out something: "If your thoughts are too pure, maybe even your underwear will be cheated."

Nakahara Chuya, who helped the wrong grandmother and was deceived by others: "..."

He coughed in embarrassment, and changed the topic: "By the way, this guy seems familiar?"

Zhong also refers to Bai Lan who is smiling and eating marshmallows. He only saw this guy in the University of Tokyo in the afternoon—the Miru Fiore who invaded the port gangster system several times but only for entertainment. The head of the family.

Bai Lan immediately greeted him with a smile: "Mr. Mafia cadre, my name is Bai Lan Jesso. I was trying to test the new procedure before. I'm really sorry."

Zhong Ye said angrily: "You bastard, don't use other people's systems as experimental tools!"

A guy like Bai Lan who always smiles and says things that make people want to beat him up seems to easily make people unilaterally angry.Nakahara Chuya was not good at dealing with Osamu Dazai in the past, and now he is even worse at dealing with Bai Lan—he wished he could fly up and kick this guy's skull.

Bai Lan said, "Well, I'm really sorry."

The appearance of apologizing in this second made Chuuya's anger seem to hit a ball of cotton candy, unable to vent.

Xia Jiang thoughtfully found a new outlet for Zhongye's anger: "His subtext is to dare next time."

"what!?"

Zhong also obviously didn't expect that he could meet a second person with such a thick skin.

"Xiao Xiajiang, how can you tear me down like this?" Bai Lan said with a smile: "After all, I like you so much, at least at this time, you should help me?"

Nakaya raised his head with a swish, and looked at the brown-haired woman walking in front of him.

He didn't even realize how sad his eyes were - like a sad wife accusing her husband of attracting bees and butterflies outside.

"As a friend, I think I should correct your bad behavior." Xia Jiang asked, "Where is Masaichi? Where are Mr. Sawada and Mr. Reborn?"

Bai Lan replied: "It's all here, they are waiting for Xiao Xiajiang inside."

When Xia Jiang passed by Bailan and Chuya rubbed shoulders with him again, the white-haired man said softly, "Mr. Cadre, I won't admit defeat."

Zhong also stopped in his tracks, his voice was low and dangerous: "Huh? What do you mean?"

"Of course it means declaring war~" Bai Lan said happily: "It's just a peaceful declaration of war. Although this matter is very important, I have changed my mind and will not destroy the world because of it~☆Please don't worry, do it. , department, first, student~"

Zhong also obviously understood this as another meaning.

"If you invade the defense system of the Port Mafia | Hand again, I will crush you with gravity."

"Oh~" Bai Lan opened her eyes wide in surprise, and then her smile became even happier. "That's a terrible threat."