All my CPs are male

When Shen You stumbled to Sheng Lingxiao's room, Sheng Lingxiao got up and opened the door for him.

But it frightened him a bit.

"Gouzi, what are you holding at me?! Scared me."

There was a burst of laughter in the room.

Shen You looked around in surprise.

I saw Sheng Lingxiao holding a selfie stick with his mobile phone fixed on it, but it showed a familiar smiling face and familiar yellow hair.

Shen You met those green eyes, and the other party warmly greeted him:

"Hello, Youyou." It was still in plastic Chinese.

Shen You was stunned for a moment.

"Hello, Anderson!"

It turned out that Sheng Lingxiao was having a video chat with a friend, and it happened to be his friend, one of the members of the band he played with in high school.

Anderson showed a melancholy smile. He was also extremely handsome, but unlike his profound handsomeness, his temperament was sentimental.

"It's been a long time since I saw you. I'm relieved to see that you are still doing well."

Shen You felt a little strange, feeling that Anderson's mood seemed not so good.

He whispered to Sheng Lingxiao, "What's wrong with Anderson?"

Sheng Lingxiao said, "Oh, he recently lost his relationship."

"Well, no wonder." It's true that he was in a bad mood when he lost his love, but he was still very happy to see his old friend.

Sheng Lingxiao added another sentence: "And Alexander."

Shen You: "..."

Is that the Alexander I know?

Sheng Lingxiao said: "That's right, it's the Alexander we know." It turned out that Shen You also spoke his mind unconsciously.

Grass!Shocking news.

Alexander, like Anderson, was a member of their band.

"When did you get together?"

"We were together in high school, don't you know?"

Shen You sighed faintly: "I don't know..."

Alexander is also handsome and talented, and he is very good at writing songs. At that time, many of the songs released by their band were written by him, but Shen You always had the impression that he was a playboy who was very popular with girls in American dramas. He's a gay guy, and he's had an affair with Anderson a long time ago...

Fortunately, Alexander gave him a song on his birthday, and he didn't know why he had a conflict with Anderson, and ignored him for a month...

The most important point is: why is he kept in the dark about things that the dog knows!

He asked Sheng Lingxiao the same way.

"Hey, you are so dull, isn't that obvious?"

Shen You: "..."

At this time, on the opposite side of the video, Anderson was stumbling and speaking in plastic Chinese. Ever since he made friends with Shen You and the others, he had become very interested in Chinese and insisted on learning it. Although pronunciation was a bit difficult for him, but Basic communication is also not a problem.

"I really envy your relationship, don't be like me and Alexander, you must be brave and love."

Shen You's head was full of question marks, he could hear every word clearly, why didn't he understand the meaning of the words!

Sheng Lingxiao answered for him: "We have a good relationship, forever!"

Shen You confused again?Why is it "a lifetime", why does it sound weird to me in this context.

Anderson finally said "good night" to them and ended the video call.

After the end, Shen You still couldn't figure it out.

Not ashamed to ask, he decided to ask Sheng Lingxiao: "What does Anderson's last sentence mean?"

Gouzi scratched his head: "You said 'good night'? 'Good night' means good night, isn't it meaningful?"

Shen You: "..."

"I said the penultimate sentence."

Sheng Lingxiao suddenly realized.

"Oh, they thought we were a couple."

Shen You: Damn it!

Suspicious eyes fell on Sheng Lingxiao's face, with a tentative look: "Aren't we a couple?"

Could it be that even Gouzi has unreasonable thoughts about me?

Sheng Lingxiao didn't think too much about it: "Didn't I ask you this before?"

"You said, we are good friends."

"Then I looked up the meaning of 'good gay friend' on the Internet, and there is no problem."

Speaking of which, when Sheng Lingxiao first found out that others thought he and Shen You were a couple, of course he felt at a loss for such a naive person, but seeing Shen You's calmness at that time, he gradually relaxed.

In addition, when they did not know, they were also mistaken for a pair of beautiful yellow homosexuals who had a good relationship, and Anderson and the others thought they were quite cool people. This is rare in overseas countries that usually discriminate against yellow people of.

Shen You: "..."

Then it's okay, I just breathed a sigh of relief, but thought of something, I took out my phone and searched.

Good gay friends: refers to the relationship between gay men, which developed from stirring up gays and engaging in gays.Because the Cantonese pronunciation of "gay" is "ji", gay men are called Jiyou.

Seeing this paragraph, Shen You felt that a tendon in his brain was about to break, and he almost went crazy.

After regaining my sanity, I saw the next paragraph:

Later, it was widely used, and it was extended to mean good friends. It generally refers to the close communication between men of the same sex, and the relationship is better than others, and they are also called good friends.

It finally came down in one breath.

In the end, Shen You asked with a trembling voice: "Then... what do you think... good friends... What do you mean?"

Sheng Lingxiao replied: "Of course a good gay friend is gay!" Speaking of this new word on the Internet, he was beaming with joy.

Shen You: "..."

"Ok?"

"You're acting weird today, what are you thinking? Come on, play the game!"

Hearing the word "game", Shen You finally found some solace in this bizarre night.

At least Gouzi's loyalty to the game is beyond doubt.

But there was still a bit of a surprise.

"Dog? Why is your image still a loli with two ponytails?"

"cute?"

"You're still wearing a maid outfit?" Shen You said in a trembling voice, the end of which was still trembling in disbelief.

Not only the appearance of women's clothing, but even the ID "Douglas the Great" who was originally full of breath in the second class has been changed to "Xiaoxiao"...

Then he noticed his game ID again, because his game account password was shared with Gouzi, and Gouzi sometimes logged into his account to play, but when did the ID name change to "Weiai Xiaoxiao"? ? ?

"Do you still have a womanizer?"

At this time, Sheng Lingxiao opened another software and adjusted the microphone.

In the next second, Shen You heard a delicate female voice.

"When the game starts later, please don't call me Gouzi, call me Xiaoxiao."

Shen You looked serious: "Please turn off the voice changer."

The female voice rang in my ears again: "I don't..."

Listening to the coquettish Lolita's voice, Shen You's heart remained calm, but when he looked at Sheng Lingxiao who was sitting in a big pile on the chair, his heart became even more peaceful.

"Shut it off." So callous.

As he spoke, he took off the earphones. The female voice that sounded delicate in the earphones suddenly became the original voice of Gouzi, which made people feel chilly.

"It's hard for me to play games with you! I really want to show off~"

Shen You's heart was like still water: "Except for showing affection, I can accompany you in everything."

Sheng Lingxiao: "..."

But he thought of another point: "Don't you feel very angry when you see other people playing games in pairs to show their affection?"

"Now we also come to let others taste the sour smell of love, it's very refreshing, I guarantee you will be addicted!"

Shen You was firm for only three seconds.

"Ok."

When Shen You returned to his room the next day, Xi Sheng kept staring at him.

"Is there something on my face?" Why keep staring at me.

Rubbed his eyes, still a little dry.

Xi Sheng asked him calmly, "What did you do last night?"

Although he pretended to be calm, there was actually a hint of weighing and threat in his eyes. If the answer was not good, he couldn't be sure what would happen.

Shen You smiled: "Haha, I just realized that Xiu En'ai is really addictive!"

Xi Sheng:? ? ?