All my CPs are male

Shen You looked at the handsome man with porcelain teeth in disgust, besides the gleaming porcelain teeth, he also wore a single diamond earring by his ear, one of which was forever, giving off the feeling of a real diamond .

"Let me be nymphomaniac, Ning Pei?" She curled her lips in disgust, closed and rolled her eyes, she didn't love anyone.

The smile on the face of the handsome man with porcelain teeth froze, and he changed into a speechless expression, "What, what kind of eyes do you have? I'm not handsome yet?"

"Not as handsome as me." Shen You replied honestly.

"..."

"You are so shameless, how can you say you are handsome?"

"You are shameless, you insisted on me saying you are handsome."

"It is an objective fact that I am handsome, and everyone thinks so."

"Why is it an objective fact that you are handsome? Why don't I know." Shen You picked out his ears, and the two quarreled like xxj.

"Hmph, it's just because I have a lot of fans! How many fans do you have on Weibo?"

"I don't play Weibo. It's boring."

"Are you guilty haha, I have 100 million followers on Weibo."

"I'm so guilty, I don't believe it, and I don't have Weibo, how do I know if you're bragging."

"Cheat ghosts, how could you not have Weibo?"

"I'm just fine."

"Impossible, the program team followed all the trainees' Weibo, how could you not have Weibo?"

?Although, I really don’t have Weibo.

The handsome guy with porcelain teeth refused to accept it. He opened Weibo, and the page stopped at the search bar.

"What's your name?"

"Shen You."

"Shen You, which one is you?" Finger typed the pinyin, and it was time to input.

Shen You snatched his mobile phone, entered his name, and confirmed the search.

The page jumps a bit, and finally stops.

"Look, let me just say, I don't have Weibo."

The handsome guy with porcelain teeth didn't believe in evil, he took back his phone, switched to the user page, and swipe on the screen for a long time.Shen You didn't care about his actions, brother never told lies.

After a while, the handsome man with porcelain teeth smiled at him with his mobile phone: "Your name has a high rate of duplication, it took me a long time to find you."

"This is impossible."

"How is it impossible, look—" The handsome man with porcelain teeth clicked into an account page.There is a yellow v, certified as a blogger of handsome men and beautiful women, and the number of fans is actually quite a few, thousands of.

"this is not me."

"Why not you, isn't this avatar your photo?"

?Shen You didn't believe in evil, so he scrolled down the profile of this person. The profiles were all from a few years ago, when he was in junior high school, and the accompanying pictures were indeed of him, and there were some photos that he even had the impression of My non-mainstream selfie back then.

There are also some photos that are a bit low in resolution, as if they were taken secretly, even he has never seen them before...

But some of the dynamics in it are indeed the familiar tone of the shameful second in his memory. It seems familiar. He seems to have posted it before, but it is really as if he has lost his memory. Has he really registered a Weibo account?

I looked at this person's forwarded Weibo again, and it was even more embarrassing.

School Flower School Grass Information: Contributions from fans: X Lieutenant Colonel Shen You, let everyone evaluate, is he handsome~ Attached are nine pictures of handsome photos.

The photos of junior high school students are too green and too non-mainstream. Although I look handsome, but I have a dark history.

X Lieutenant Colonel Cao Shen You Fan Club: Contribute!I ran into a male god at the skating rink today!He was so handsome that he fell into a coma! ! !Attached are some photos I took secretly for circulation.

? ? ?There is also this kind of cult organization that I don't know about?

All of a sudden, he was really full of thoughts. He was silent for a moment, and a flash of inspiration emerged——

Who is spying on my QQ space? !

He even pretended to be him in such a frenzied manner and moved them to Weibo!

There is also a cult organization of fan clubs. He said why when he was in school, he always felt like he was being watched no matter where he went.

Later, he went abroad to study in high school and never used QQ again. It just so happened that the news on it was not updated after he went abroad.

He was trembling with anger, but he thought that he had forgotten the QQ password he used to change once a month, because his account was often hacked at that time, and now he probably has been hacked a long time ago. He, the sufferer, has no way of knowing who it is do it!

The handsome guy with porcelain teeth saw that his expression was not right, he was a little worried, and comforted him: "If you have any problems, please tell the company, register your official Weibo account early, and remember to communicate with the program team."

"..." Shen You was silent.

I wish the Internet had no memory, and the glorious black history of the game is over!I was just a junior high school student!

Seeing that he was silent, the handsome man with porcelain teeth opened his Weibo homepage on his own initiative.

"By the way, my name is Yuan Haoyou. Look, I have a lot of fans." He refreshed the page while talking.

Then the smile on his face froze in the next second, and the number of fans became 999999.

Dropped, powdered.

There are also some red message notifications at the bottom of Weibo.

Shen You stretched out his finger and tapped the red dot.

User 535452423 liked this Weibo.

User 146455343 liked this Weibo.

User 435334534 liked this Weibo.

……

Yuan Haoyou's expression management was out of control.

Shen You nodded again.

Cutting Jia Weixin 68: Forward Weibo.

Feng Xiongmi Episode 223: Forward Weibo.

Huang Se Zi Yuan Encyclopedia: Forward Weibo.

……

Yuan Haoyou covered the screen of the phone.

"Stop watching, get up and practice dancing."

"..."

Shen You turned to stare at him bitterly, but still couldn't refuse.

For example, this is a very good opportunity to hire a personal trainer without paying for it. If you miss this village, there will be no such shop, and the level of the private trainer seems to be quite good. He saw it very clearly just now, although Yuan Haoyou He is not as handsome as him, but to be fair, Yuan Haoyou is much more handsome than him when dancing.

The only reluctance is probably that other people's dancing is equivalent to plastic surgery, and he dances barely, which is also a disfigurement!

He stood up slowly and followed behind Yuan Haoyou. Yuan Haoyou greeted several guys along the way. Sure enough, Xueba's friends were all Xueba, and everyone was between pink and blue.

Yuan Haoyou stood in the middle of a group of pink and blue training clothes, smiling brightly, and also performed a part of the team's repertoire for Shen You by the way.

"Hi everyone, we are Dragon-X, and I am the captain Yuan Haoyou!"

"Hello, I'm Yang Ning."

"I'm Zuo Sixuan."

"Xiang Hua."

"Hello, Wang Changyun."

Only then did I realize that they were still a group.The members all cooperated with the captain's desire to perform, and stood in a row, with Yuan Haoyou standing in the middle.

The five people said in unison: "Welcome to our garden, breaking the impossible, youth without limits, Dragon-X, the miracle of dragons!" They also made a gesture of overlapping their arms in unison, capitalizing The "X" shape.

Shen You was dumbfounded.

After the performance, Yuan Haoyou ran over laughing and joking again.

"Isn't it very imposing, our group soul is the best and most flaming!"

"Well, yes." Shen Qiu nodded, thinking to himself, if this was done before the group fight, the group fight would be over before the talk was over.Also, what is this gesture compared to?Big fork?Is this provocative?

I suddenly felt that I could beat five of them by myself...

He asked again, "Do you have an average age?"

Yuan Haoyou replied: "I haven't calculated it, but I'm still a month away from becoming an adult. Xiao Ning is a few days younger than me, Brother Sixuan and the others are all eighteen this year." He calculated randomly, "Rounding up, we They're all grown up."

Shen You looked at him speechlessly: "You still know how to round up."

As soon as the words were finished, Yuan Haoyou's teammates came over and greeted Shen You.

Shen You was dazed by the five guys whose age and childishness were basically on the same level, especially how the more he looked at their faces, the more dizzy he became.

Can't help but say: "You look like quintuplets."

"..." The five of you looked at me, and I looked at you, all of them were incredible.

"How do I look like these guys?" x5!

"You're not face blind, are you?" Wang Changyun asked.

Shen You was not sure.

"Maybe you are a couple?"

Everyone: "..."

"What??" Everyone was speechless.

"I know, this is CP feeling! My fans like to kowtow me and Xiao Ning's CP, is that what it means?" Yuan Haoyou said.

"I'm not cp with you, what are you talking about!" Yang Ning said.

"I'm not talking nonsense, I have CPs with Xiao Ning, Brother Sixuan, Brother Xiang, and Brother Changyun. I have seen CP articles written by fans and them, and the five of us ended up together."

Everyone's expressions were completely speechless again.

"Did you forget what Sister Luna told you? Tell you not to read fanfiction." Yang Ning said.

"Yes, sister Luna said you are rotten, it's terrible."

"Be careful that your brain rots with your thoughts."

Zuo Sixuan asked curiously: "What does rot mean? Is it so powerful?"

Xiang Hua explained to him: "corrupt your mind, and then turn you into a biological weapon like a zombie."

Everyone: "..."

Shen You listened to their clamor, and what they said was vague, such as cp, fanhumanities, even zombies came out, deeply felt that there was a generation gap between him and their thoughts, and he felt a little tired, thinking that he too Just turned eighteen this year, isn't it the same age?

Before we had even exchanged a few words, everyone had to practice dancing again.

When the music started, everyone stood up and started dancing.

After dancing once, Yuan Haoyou grabbed Shen You from the back of the line.

"Shen You, haven't you learned this dance yet?" He asked in a fuss, but right now this is indeed a problem.

"Impossible? The guys in Class F will also dance together. Are you from Class F?"

Shen You didn't speak, but looked at Yuan Haoyou with both eyes, blinked, and was still in the mood to joke.

"Actually, I'm an undercover agent from Class A of Class F."

"—What class? What undercover agent? Which class are you in?" Forgive him for his bad brain, but he really couldn't make it through.

"Hmm... Class A."

"I just said that your level is not good enough in class A, so you are a traitor."

Shen You: "..."

"By the way, are you really not good at all? You can dance it once and show me."

"Why don't you show me the dance?" Shen You asked.

"No, I want to see how you dance."

"How about we dance together?"

"You jump, I am the C position and I have the final say!"

"..." Brother, you are really awesome.

Shen Yu played according to his level.

Yuan Haoyou frowned and looked at Shen You bitterly since he started dancing.

"Submit it, haven't you learned it?"

"No."

Yuan Haoyou broke down and said: "I finally got the C position, and your performance simply ruined my stage."

He added: "I can't imagine being on the same stage with you. How on earth did you get in?"

The air fell into a mysterious silence.

……

"Okay, since I am well-deserved the strongest ability integrator in class A, referred to as the strongest man in class A, then you, the bottom of the crane, must study hard with me."

Shen Qiu nodded, his eyes full of gratitude, as a crane tail, he was really shy.

So Shen You began to follow Yuan Haoyou to learn every movement.

During this period, Shen You's body was tortured, and Yuan Haoyou's spirit was also tortured.

Finally, after an afternoon of intensive practice, Shen You memorized all the moves. Although he can't dance, the old man is right. Dancing is just like learning martial arts. As a martial arts prodigy, he must be superior.

Even Yuan Haoyou couldn't help but praise him after watching it.

"You dance like a drunk, oh no, you dance like a drunk."

Yuan Haoyou's somewhat pessimistic summary:

"I suspect that after the stage comes out, I'm afraid that your car accident scene will be more popular than my C position. You are a shameful thief who steals heat."