All my CPs are male

After returning from filming at the magazine, Shen You met his biggest challenge in the history of "Pounding Star".

——He wants to learn RAP! ! !

This made him seek help from his friends immediately.

Bai Qi: "You ask me? I don't know how either."

Xu Ningxi: "No, but I can study with you."

Cui Xueyin: "Goodbye, see you next week~"

Shen You:!

"Where are you going? Why don't you see me next week?"

Cui Xueyin rubbed Shen You's hair, this action almost made him pissed off, and he used his height to find his presence!

He said: "The school final exam, if you don't go, you will repeat the grade."

Shen You: What?crooked grass!And this kind of operation!

When I went back to the dormitory, I saw that Simin was also packing his luggage. He was really awesome, a storage maniac, usually he didn’t know where to store his things, but now he packed his luggage and took it out. a feeling of.

"Why are you packing your bags now?"

Simin turned his head and showed a beautiful smile, two small dimples appeared on his cheeks: "Take leave and go back for surgery."

Shen You's heart is full of crooked grass again!You are alive and kicking every day, is this the person who is going to undergo surgery?

He also asked, "Are you going to have plastic surgery?"

"Don't go, this show is still on, can't the audience see that you look different before and after!"

Simin: "..."

"Stupid pig! I'm going to have my wisdom teeth pulled!"

When Shen You heard the word "stupid pig", his chrysanthemum tightened, his soul trembled, and his whole body felt a chill.

After that, Simin said goodbye to him with the suitcase, and he stretched out a hand from the bed and waved to him weakly.

Simin said goodbye to Shen You: "Goodbye, see you next week."

Shen You was already speechless to this group of guys who fled the battle, what was an exam and an operation, it was just that he didn't want to learn rap, hot chicken, they were all excuses!

The sad thing is: I can't even find an excuse!

At this time, Simin appeared from behind the door again.

"By the way, I forgot to tell you that your underwear has been washed and put in your locker."

Shen You heard it and sat up suddenly from the bed again!

I am hastily!

Dare I didn't find it before, I thought someone stole my underwear!

Turning over to get out of bed and open the cabinet, the things inside are arranged in an orderly manner, it seems that they are not from the hands of a piggy boy like Shen You, and then look at the layer where he usually puts his underwear, he counted the number of items, and there is no shortage of one.

Fortunately, one day before, he suddenly found a pair of underwear missing, and felt strange for a while.

He and Cohen were the only ones in the dormitory at that time, and he asked Cohen about it.

When Cohen heard it, he didn't have any expression on his face, but there was some contempt in his eyes.

It seems to be saying: You still have to ask me this kind of question?

"You can't figure it out yourself, right?"

Although his face was so calm, Ke En's little prince didn't know what he was thinking. After hesitating for a long time, he also opened his cabinet and looked at it to count.

result.

Cohen:!

The small eyes suddenly opened wide.

"I found out that I'm missing a pair of panties too!"

Shen You: "..."

The two looked at each other in blank dismay. So far, the disappearance of underwear has become a big mystery in their dormitory.

Shen You couldn't figure it out, and he even went to consult Xi Sheng.

Xi Sheng's expression was like this, the two sword eyebrows twisted into twists on the spot, and his small eyes narrowed.

Xi Sheng: ==

"Do you want to ask me too?"

Shen You said confidently: "Didn't you say that you should be called Mr. Xi, the great detective!"

Xi Sheng: "..."

Slowly spit out: "You have a really good memory..." I was really speechless.

Shen You asked back: "So what? Detective Mr. Xi, should you give me an idea?"

Xi Sheng touched his nose, and after a while, he said mysteriously, "Your case is obviously two cases!"

Shen You was strange: "What? Why are there only two cases? It's impossible, just our dormitory is lost."

Xi Sheng was actually just pretending to be aggressive. After thinking about it for a while, he said vaguely again: "Have you ever watched "The Devotion of Suspect X"?"

Shen You: "..."

Seen that, but are there any similarities between the two?

I've seen through your pretense!

After Shen You found the underwear, he shared the news with Ke En.

Ke En's reaction was similar to Shen You's, and he immediately went to check his locker.

Cohen's expression after taking a look: ==

Ke En shook his head at Shen You.

"No?"

"how come?"

"I'll ask Simin!"

Ke En originally wanted to stop Shen You from asking Simin. After all, although he and Simin shared a dormitory, their relationship was normal. Simin would wash Shen You's underwear, but wash him?

He will have nightmares!

But Shen You responded quickly, and immediately asked Simin on WeChat.

There is also a reply.

A series of voices were also sent out, and the voice was a bit loud, and Cohen also heard it.

"Cohen's underwear? No, I don't know, Cohen, do I dare to care about him? I'm not his mother!"

"I saw your underwear, so I washed it for you without any hassle, thank you."

"Also, baby, you have to figure it out, I treat you like this only because I treat you as myself."

"When I'm not around, you have to rely on yourself. You have to do it yourself. You can continue to sleep in my bed, but remember to dry the quilt every two or three days to kill bacteria. Also, I found that your sleeping position is very dishonest. , sleep well at night, don’t kick the quilt~”

——"Be careful of catching a cold~"

Shen You's face turned from red to black after hearing this.

This Simin really treats him like a child. Could it be that he can't take care of himself without Simin?The whole thing is like an old lady, nagging.

There is another thing that is quite embarrassing. I am ashamed to ask my roommate to wash my underwear for me.

Thinking of this, Shen You knocked on his head, with a righteous expression on his face.

Turning his head to convey Simin's meaning to Ke En.

"He said he didn't know."

Cohen nodded: "I heard it all."

Then he said with a tangled expression: "Your sleeping position is really dishonest."

Shen You: "..."

He picked out his ears: "When I close my eyes, I don't know what will happen after I sleep."

Cohen said grimly, "I know."

He didn't say that, in fact, what woke him up many times in the morning was not the first ray of sunshine in the morning, but the quilt that was woken up by freezing, thanks to his good physique, he was not sick.

However, he was very cold and did not mention it to Shen You.

I don't know how Simin endured it, but it seems that when he got up to go to the toilet at night, he saw that compared to Shen You's messy sleeping posture, Simin's domineering behavior of punching while sleeping, Simin seemed even more domineering.

He directly wrapped him in his arms obediently, and he also witnessed the whole process of Shen You punching Simin with his own eyes.

It was very exciting, Simin just closed his eyes and caught the punch as if he hadn't fallen asleep, and then the two of them fought back and forth, and after a tie, they fell asleep peacefully again.

After seeing this good show, Cohen's expression changed unpredictably under the dim night light.

I go!This is a pair of ruthless people.

Shen You didn't know anything about his awesome operation after sleeping, but even if he knew, he would probably have the cheek to say to Ke En:

"Oh, Simin is not here, it feels like the dormitory is empty."

"Cohen, isn't it very lonely to sleep alone?"

"Come on, baby, tonight, I'll turn your cards over~"

Cohen's face twitched: "...Get lost."

Why are you so thick-skinned!

He also added a reason: "You are dirty."

Shen You: "What?"

Ke En's face was paralyzed, but his eyes were very serious, like two small light bulbs, shining brightly.

"You smell of his perfume."

Shen You: "..."

Crooked grass? !

The tone was inexplicably resentful, as if it was an accusation against the scumbag.

Shen · Scumbag · You carefully searched the "Scumbag Quotations" circulating in his mind, and there was a play on the spot: "Although my body/body is no longer pure, my heart will always belong to you!"

Cohen's eyebrows twitched faintly: "...Get lost."

Rolling is not impossible, Shen You thought for a while: "Tonight I will fly to your bed and roll on your bed."

Cohen said coldly, "Then I'll kick you down."

Shen You replied without thinking: "Then I must hug your thigh quickly."

He also gave Cohen a wink: "Come on, be happy ~ let's get down together ~"

"What is there a word called, Shuang Su Shuang Dwelling, we call it Shuang Su Shuang Roll~"

Ke En was still a little angry at first, but he couldn't help laughing when he heard it behind him, shit, why is Shen You so good at cross talk? !Speechless.

Shen You also noticed Ke En's paralyzed expression, and was also very surprised.

"So you can still laugh? It's a miracle."

Cohen's smile immediately subsided: "If you can laugh, can't I?"

Shen You leaned over and touched Ke En's face.

She sighed: "Your little face is smooth and smooth, like an egg with its shell removed."

Cohen's ears turned red when he heard this: "Thank you." Although there was still a faint premonition in his heart.

Shen You said again: "I've thought about the reason for your facial paralysis for a long time, but I can't guess it."

"I wonder if you know that if you don't smile, you won't get wrinkles easily, and you will age slower. It turns out that this is your special secret to skin care!"

Turning my eyes, I remembered what Sister Ai said when interviewing Ke En yesterday, took a deep breath, and started his imitation show: "I heard that you have the title of "Lady" in "Popping Star", what specific skin care do you have?" Can you share your thoughts?"

How bad are you~ full of bad water~

Cohen glanced at him speechlessly: "Are you too full for dinner?" He kept thinking too much when he was full.

Shen You said again in a cadenced tone: "You are a noble lady with unparalleled dignity. I should address you respectfully: Mrs. Ke!"

Cohen's forehead twitched, his face was paralyzed and he didn't speak.

But Shen You still read a message from his calm and dark complexion: The baby is really angry!

Coax, you have to coax now!