All my CPs are male

"Hi everyone, Producer of All People, I'm Sheng Lingxiao, from Shengshi Entertainment, where my father is Shengshi."

so dragging?

"The practice time is zero, and I just got off the plane last night."

Confused speech?

"I came to the show today, and I brought my girlfriend with me." (Xiemei smiles, turns around and picks up the cat)

"Come on, girlfriend, say hello to everyone!"

"Hello, meow meow~"

"Height 1.8 meters five, gender male, like girlfriend, meow meow meow."

"The main business is a shit-shoveling officer, and the sideline business is the rich second generation. The annual income is one million, and occasionally ten million."

"Unmarried, single, 22 years old, has reached the legal age of marriage."

"Everyone is welcome to pick me, my girlfriend is here to see you again."

"Goodbye, meow meow~"

The smile gradually faded away, which idiot wrote the script, I promise not to kill him, is this the treatment of top VIP customers?The lines are so doggy? ?When it's over, I'll tell you if you lose fans when it airs.

Shen You's hand holding the paper shook angrily.

But immediately another soft laugh came from his nose.

But I amused my grandfather.

This is simply the time for Grandpa to show his skills.

"Come on, give me a pen." Shen You asked the staff for a pen, and happily scribbled and corrected on the paper, and wrote a long paragraph eloquently.

He went through it several times in his mind, and he was in good condition. He felt that he was really a genius.

It didn't take long for the kitten to be delivered.

When the director came, besides the cat, he was also accompanied by a young and beautiful lady. The two chatted and laughed happily. It seemed that this lady was the director's wife.

The lady handed Shen You the cat in her arms.

"I just went shopping and gave it a pet grooming by the way, what a coincidence."

Shen You took the cat, and saw that it was a majestic looking cat, with a snow-white body, the sides of the cat's face and the top of its head were continuous patches of gray, it was short and blue and white, and its eyes were piercing.

Shen You and the cat's eyes met for the first time, and they were shocked by the "King's Contempt" aura that came with the cat.Stretching out a sinful hand to rua the fluffy cat's face, Kitty Maomao turned its head and refused to shake it very coldly.

He hesitated and said, "Girlfriend?"

The little cat moved its ears, shook its body, and finally collapsed into a cat cake like an uncle.

The lady standing beside said: "He is the younger brother."

Shen You also noticed the very unique bunch of fur on the top of the cat's head, standing there curvingly, very uninhibited.

"Pet grooming?"

The lady smiled, and said again: "I just made it a tinfoil iron that is popular this year."

? ?

"It seems that my boyfriend is right." Shen You said deeply.

He can almost think of how he should play in the future.

"Shen You, are you ready? We'll start shooting." The director adjusted the equipment and was about to start work.

"Okay, director, I'm ready."

Action——

"Hi everyone, I'm Shen You from Shengshi Entertainment, pay attention, it's not Shengshi, it's Shengshi Entertainment whose chairman is Shengshi."

Prosperity, the legendary leader in the industry, has won a series of movie kings and actresses, and is the mainstay of the entertainment industry, and is still constantly sending handsome men and women to the entertainment industry. The glory and prosperity of the circle.

And Shen You was born in Shengshi Entertainment, which is one word different from Shengshi, which can be called a difference between clouds and mud.Who would have guessed that Shen You came to this company because of that word difference?

"18 years old, height 181, gender male, hobby male - friend."

"The weather is really nice today, and I brought my boyfriend to the scene."

As he bent down, the camera moved to the "boyfriend" who was collapsing into cat cake on the ground.

Following the camera's sudden slap in the face, the boyfriend raised his paw in anger, about to give him a bloody paw.

Shen You immediately grabbed her boyfriend's paw, and forcibly hugged it regardless of its wishes.

"It's so cute, it's greeting you." She squeezed the cat's paw and shook it at the camera.

"Hello, uncles and aunts in front of the camera, remember to vote for my dad." Shen You changed her voice, imitating her boyfriend's voice, speaking in a high-pitched and thin voice.

Then I hugged the cat and started the human-cat fusion cat-to-human transformation.He also specifically asked the program team to insert a piece of lyrical music before, so as to facilitate his brewing feelings.

The music sounded at the right time, a melodious and sad erhu sound.

"I am tall and handsome, and I am the one with negative income."

"The house is bare, and the most expensive thing in the house is this cat.

"In order to make money to support my family and spend it for my boyfriend, I had no choice but to sell myself to the program crew."

"I didn't find out until today, it's a scam!"

"I eat lazy food every day, and I don't catch mice. Did I tell you? Take a look at my shirt and tell me, what color is it?"

"Green."

"It went out to play with different kittens every day while Dad and I were away. Not only that, it also stole the cat food that Dad bought for other kittens."

"It's unreasonable, this is simply a fairy dance!"

"I just said how the cat food at home bottomed out so quickly."

"You pest!"

"What's wrong with you, you deliberately made a tin foil to burn me."

"A broken heart is like shards of glass, and the purity of love will never be restored." Sing as much as you want.

"Can you change the music? I'm so sad to hear this." Shen You turned to the program team and said.

Program group: "..."

The music stopped for a while, and a more cheerful tune was cut.

"Ah...ah..."

"Am I not green enough?"

"Ah...ah..."

"What do you use to pay back what you owe me!"

“The beauty of the West Lake is beautiful in March~”

"Lick the dog, lick the dog, until there's nothing left."

"Spring rain is like wine and willows are like smoke~"

"I can lick the cat and lick the cat until there is not a hair on it."

Shen You finally finished reading this paragraph, his mouth was a little dry, the music was too appropriate for the occasion, making him frowned.

Also fucking play:

"It's fate to meet thousands of miles away~It's hard to hold hands without fate~"

"After ten years of cultivation, we can cross the same boat, and after a hundred years of cultivation, we can sleep together on the same pillow~"

Shen You waved to the program group: "Okay, let's cut it off."

The director nodded to him expressionlessly, Shen You thought it shouldn't be, he was really performing with all his strength, and he didn't realize how many brain cells he had died for this impromptu performance.

Just one "Are you GG or MM?" This part made the script he had conceived before aborted.

I'm too difficult.

In a blink of an eye, I saw the beautiful lady next to the director quietly giving him a thumbs up.like!

Shen You returned a bright smile and gave her two thumbs up.Haha!

No, I deserve to be a genius.

This personal introduction film ended so blandly.As a result, as Shen You expected, it attracted a lot of replies and attention.

"At first, I thought he was a rookie, but I didn't expect to be a king of mouth."

"If someone licks a dog and you lick a cat, you deserve to be a younger brother."

"Looking at the appearance, I picked it, but it seems that IQ has flaws."

"If you are my boyfriend, I can support you~"

"Are there any normal people in the show crew?"

"Go away, if you call Auntie again, you will be blocked."

"What the hell, did you get out of tune after just singing one sentence?"

There are also a bunch of machine replies that seem to have no emotion.

"hahahahahahahahahahaha."

"hahahahahahahahaha."

"Hahaha."

What the hell, can this be a hot comment?

Afterwards, Shen You took a few more shots one after another, and still changed his uniform, including formula photos and simple materials.

It's much easier than he imagined, just pretend to be a Taobao model, and the show is over.

The staff also asked him to fill out a bunch of forms like checking household registration.

There are many and trivial questions, like an aunt who likes to gossip, what celebrities do you like, why do you like them, why do you participate in the competition, or what do you think is the most important thing about idols, etc., etc., etc. For three or four sheets of paper, he didn't think about most of the questions, so he just wrote nonsense.

He heard that some important content would be posted next to his photo, so he thought about it a little more.

Personal declaration: I don't go to hell who goes to hell.

It's really like a flag.

Then he started to regret it crazily.

For example, this sentence was posted next to his handsome big head.

Then he was spoofed by netizens and made a picture of Buddha Guang Purdue.

One day after that, he was pulled into a mysterious group, and the group members in it all wore that portrait in a very evil way.

After shooting these miscellaneous things, the whole morning is almost over, even if he is off work.

He also looked at the timetable that was quite complaining, and he had to get up to go to class after lunch break.

After all, he didn't sleep all night, and he's a strong man even now. When he walked up the stairs, he felt his head was in a daze, and he couldn't lift his feet.In addition, it was the first day of work, and I couldn't even find a restaurant when I was hungry.He thought that since the master is now a useless master, it would be better to have one thing less than one thing more.

What's more, he also stared at the back of the man in front of him for a long time.

A person, dressed in black, wearing a black peaked cap and a black mask on his face, walked unhurriedly, as if he was strolling in a garden, but when Shen You thought that this buddy was actually walking His speed is about the same as that of a useless man like him, so he probably knows the essence of this old man.

This is his special skill in seeing people.

So, after accumulating all the blah blah energy in his body, he hopped over with one foot briskly, and patted the man on the shoulder by the way.

"Hey, handsome guy, are you alone?" The Wannian strike-up sentence in the dog-blood drama.

But he didn't expect that a one-legged jump was already his limit, especially when he didn't expect that the person was still walking forward after someone patted him.

Shen You didn't stop, and directly hugged the waist of the uncle in black to avoid falling.

The man's expression was clearly written with confusion, but on the contrary, his subconscious movements quickly and accurately turned around to support Shen You, and held him in his arms.

Finally, the tragedy was avoided, the young hero is very skillful.Shen You was silently grateful in his heart.

Then he said to Shen You slowly: "Are you okay?"

That face turned to face Shen You, under the peaked cap was fine black hair, it could be seen that his face was very small, and the black mask almost covered his whole face, but it could still be seen that this was a pure handsome boy, eyes Clear, with black and white eyeballs, it looks a bit cold, but the beautiful and soft eye shape will make you feel that this person has a soft personality, a little sentimental, slender eyelashes and slightly curled up, a straight nose bridge, and cold white skin.

Shen You touched his sore shoulder weakly, his expression was particularly fragile due to exhaustion and sleepiness.

He raised his other hand and slowly made an "ok" gesture, but suddenly he had a brilliant idea, and the hand that was still on the shoulder slowly shifted down.

"Hey, you man, why did you hit me in the heart!"

Um?What a weird line.

Maybe it was because his appearance was too deceptive, but the man didn't feel suspicious. Although his expression was a little stiff, his black hair was blown by the wind, unintentionally revealing the red tips of his ears. It will be very fragrant after a bite.

The handsome guy took the initiative and said, "Are you okay, do you want me to help you sit there for a while?"

Right on my mind.

Shen You could hardly hold back anymore, but he still nodded his head reservedly before following the man's words and falling over again.

"Then let's go to the restaurant."

The handsome guy was stunned for a moment, as if he hadn't thought of the connection between the restaurant and this place, he said hesitantly, "The restaurant is a bit far from here."

Shen You's expression twisted for a moment, his acting skills exploded and he quickly covered his stomach.

"The stomach is too close to the mouth. In fact, I have a stomachache."

After finishing speaking, he put his arm straight on the shoulder of the handsome man in black, and leaned weakly on the shoulder of the handsome man, which completely reproduced the situation of kidnapping Cohen with one hand in the morning.The handsome guy in black was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to put his hands and feet, he hesitated, but in the end he still wrapped his arms around his shoulders.

Shen You trembled, looked sideways, the handsome guy's hands were also pretty, white and tender, he was hungry, and wanted to eat pickled pepper claws.

The only fly in the ointment is that the handsome guy in black seems to be a little taller, is he half a head taller than him?

But he wouldn't admit it from the bottom of his heart, so he walked half-tiptoed very hard, until his face turned green.

For this reason, he disdains to make friends with this handsome guy.He is arrogant, but he just doesn't like people who point their nostrils at him.

Even when eating in the restaurant, the man sat across from him and watched him finish eating, not willing to take off his mask.

He endured it, and it was not time to part ways.

Handsome guy in black: Is it my fault for being tall? ? ?

Shen You asked him why.

He answered very idol-consciously: "I ordered a low-fat weight loss meal."

Shen You thought to himself, it seems that apart from being taller than him, this person must be as thin as a stick, compared secretly in his heart, and came to the conclusion: I don't think I lost.

Oh, it's really the jealousy among the damn handsome guys.

But in the end when the handsome guy in black stood at the door of their dormitory and bid farewell to Shen You, Shen You was slightly touched: He is such a good man, he wants to be friends.

But soon he firmly pressed back to his swinging heart.

This person has not been willing to take off his mask until now, and he has not seen his nostrils. If the shape of this person's nostrils is not good-looking, he has to find a reason to break up with him.

One thing more is worse than one thing less, and there is nothing to say, so he nodded to the handsome guy noble and cold, his beautiful flying eyes raised slightly, half a smile, although his face was still tired, but it was changed for the recording of the program before. The makeup is still like a perfect mask, decorating him like a mortal, like a cloud of smoke.

The deep eyebrows are like the shadow of a sword, the bright red between the lips is like a kiss of blood, she looks like a pure-blooded demon, and also like a cunning fox fairy.

The door closed with a "snap", and Cui Xueyin leaned against the wall and pulled off the mask and panted softly. His side face was very beautiful, with a straight nose, light lips, fair skin, and a light complexion that looked like the seaside Snow mountain glacier separated by fog.

Until this moment, his heart was still shaken and felt unbelievable.