All my CPs are male

At night, when Shen You was lying on the bed in his pajamas, he suddenly remembered something.

He asked Cohen: "You said those eliminated trainees, after they left, are those rooms empty?"

Of course, this is not a whim, because it seems that the sound insulation of the room is not good, and you can still hear the sound of various suitcases being dragged from the corridor, as well as noisy human voices.

Shen You practiced martial arts since he was a child, so he has clear ears and eyesight, and his five senses have been tempered to a certain extent, so they are already sharper than ordinary people, so naturally he couldn't ignore these noisy voices.

Cohen heard his voice and glanced at him, then casually continued to soak his feet and play with his phone.

I really hate this virtue of pretending to be deaf and dumb and pretending to be calm, Shen You was speechless, leaned over and asked him.

"Cohen, don't you wonder if someone will join us in our dormitory?"

Cohen just took off a headset.

He said lightly, "You think too much."

Shen You: "Do you think I'm a person who thinks too much? It's funny, just wait for me."

He said, closing his eyes and listening to the noise.

It really made him catch Diudiu's noise with some kind of harmony and regularity, and suddenly a strong premonition hit him.

He gave Cohen a look, his eyebrows were beaming, and the only gorgeous and flamboyant beauty immediately appeared a lot more vivid, like thick and colorful, so bright that people couldn't look directly at it.

He asked: "What kind of posture do you think I should take to welcome our new roommate?"

Cohen raised his eyebrows, and took off the earphone on the other side, expressing his willingness to hear more about it.

As expected, Shen You gave an answer that made the corner of his mouth twitch.

"I'm going to throw him down!"

Cohen:?

"Let him feel the thrill of rushing to the street." He was still gearing up as he spoke, with eagerness in his expression.

Cohen put the headset back on and said he did not want to communicate with him.

In the next second, the door switch was turned open, and the sound alone was enough to make Shen You excited.

Immediately on the bed, he was like a carp, took a few steps to run, and then jumped towards the door with a leap.

And here, Ke En has already covered his eyes, the picture is too beautiful to dare to look at, and the degree of difficulty of this movement is too high, he thinks that it is very likely that Shen You will rush to the street on the spot in a posture of a dog eating shit.

But the fact is on the contrary, the door just opened completely at this time, and before he could see the figure standing at the door clearly, Shen You hit him, jokingly, everyone said that brother Shen is a martial arts prodigy, how could he hit the door panel? Even if he was going to hit him, he would definitely show him a wave of flying skills before hitting the door panel.

How could it be possible to rush to the street!

Don't laugh, it's obvious that the other party's quick response is not inferior to Shen You's. He saw a big killer in the shape of a human being rushing towards him, but his face didn't change. He just let go of the hand that was dragging the suitcase, raised his hands, and then Quite accurately took over the humanoid hidden weapon.

Ke En had already opened his eyes at this time, and he was sighing in his heart, the tricks between the masters were beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

For example, right now, Shen You is firmly hanging on the other party's body, and the other party is also firmly supporting Shen You's thigh in a rather pampering posture. In order not to fall off, Shen You had no choice but to wrap his hands around the other party's neck , At the same time, the thigh exerts force to tighten the opponent's waist.

Cohen, who was watching from the side: How long will this pair of dogs and men hug each other?

There was a pleasant voice above the head, which sounded somewhat neutral and indistinguishable: "Is this welcoming me?"

Shen You's head was leaning on the other's shoulder. Apart from the other's voice which made him feel good, he could also feel the other's strong arms, and of course, the cool hair with a faint fragrance brushing against his cheek. Son.

What?hair strands?

Female... Female? ? !This realization made Shen You pale with shock.

But at any rate, he hasn't completely lost his mind. For example, they can easily feel, um, each other's flat/chest from their tightly pressed bodies.

Shen You looked up.

!Isn't this his goddess?

Simin's mood is also very delicate now, his dormmates who originally lived in one room were all eliminated in this round, and then he had to follow the program crew's arrangement and move to Shen You's dormitory.

Originally, he only knew the house number of a dormitory, but just now he came in and glanced at the name pasted on the house number, Shen You?It's really a life where we don't meet each other, the brain-damaged sister who did hair with him.

Thinking this way in his heart, he opened the door, Shen You, the idiot, really gave him a big gift.

After saying this, regardless of Shen You's surprised expression when he saw him, he walked in directly maintaining the posture of holding Shen You.

Looking around, although he was a little puzzled why there was only one bed made here, he still walked to the bed with Shen You in his arms.

"Aren't you coming down?"

Hearing this, Shen You let go of his hands, Simin also let go, and then Shen You fell on the bed with his back on the bed.

The pink-blond hair is fluffy, so light that it is almost as pale as his complexion. It shines brightly under the light, revealing a light cherry blossom-like pink, which echoes the thin red on his cheeks. Reasonable, with a pearly halo.

The originally neat pajamas were pushed up a little messy at this moment, revealing the white and soft belly.His expression at this time is a little blank, which can also be called expressionless. His eyes are looking at the ceiling, his eyelashes are curled up, and his naturally light pupil color is ambiguous and cold. Contrary to his cold expression, he is extremely seductive. Waistline, bright red slightly moist lips.Sure enough, a born evildoer.

Shen You's mind went blank for a long time, and he fell into a state of laziness afterward.He was doubting his life, why is Simin so strong?She actually dodged his attack, and not only let his attack miss, but also took the opportunity to launch a big move against him - beauty trap!

Just know how to seduce me with his goddess face!

At this time, Ke En had soaked his feet and was about to go to bed. He said to Shen You who was spread out on the bed and almost occupied a bed: "Get up, lie down."

Shen You slowly raised a hand to Ke En.

Ke En was stunned for a moment, but still chose to hold that slender hand, and began to be mean: "Did you have a broken leg? Do you want me to pull you up?!"

Shen You shook his head, wanting to shake off Ke En's hand.

As soon as the "no" was blurted out, Cohen pulled him up with a force in his hand.

In the end, Shen You was rushed into Ke En's arms by a force.

Looking up, Cohen's eyes are very complicated, it is a kind of forbearance, please observe carefully the corner of his mouth, which is still twitching slightly.

Shen You couldn't help asking: "What's wrong with you?"

Ke Enyu looked at him with more complicated eyes.

"Have you practiced Iron Head Kungfu?" My (36D) breast/chest was aching.

Shen You: "..."

Shen You's eyes dodged, he turned his head, pretending nothing had happened, turned his head and saw that Simin had already made the bed efficiently, and his long purple hair was tied up behind his head with a ribbon of the same color , from the back, you can still see a white and slender neck, with a graceful figure, and you can feel that she is a tall goddess just by looking at the back, especially the way he is busy packing his luggage. You think it's a very good family, an inexplicably good wife Fan.

Ke En saw that Shen You looked at Simin with some fascination, and turned his head to look over.

Speechless for a while: "Oh, you think of your goddess Feng Moli again?"

Shen You nodded slightly with his chin.

Simin next to him turned his head sensitively when he heard the name "Feng Moli".

Seeing Ke En, he introduced himself again: "My name is Simin."

"I'm Cohen."

Shen You was also speechless when he saw their polite and contrived expressions. According to his understanding of Simin, he dared to believe that just because of Ke En's "Feng Moli" just now, Simin had already recorded it in his death note inside.

At this moment, Simin turned to Shen You and said, "Your goddess is Feng Moli?"

Shen You: "..."

Well, I was also recorded in his death note.

Can you still make up for it: "Actually, I think you are like a relative of mine."

Simin was curious: "Who do you look like?"

!Actually, I'm just talking casually.

Shen You thought for a while, and tentatively replied on the verge of death: "I...my future wife!"

Simin: "..."

Cohen: "..."

"What kind of expressions do you two have?" Shen You was speechless seeing the suffocated expressions on the faces of these two people.

Simin: "You won." I didn't know how to refute, what kind of uncouth love talk was this, I was almost fooled!

Cohen: "Show."

Shen You: "It's okay, okay." Scratching his head, in fact, thanks to my brainstorm, in his cognition, my goddess is about equal to my future wife, isn't this answer very witty!

But in Simin's heart, there was a shocking wave: Huh?Does this guy have a crush on me, and he is so proactive that he is embarrassed.

Then he turned around shyly and planned to continue packing his luggage.

At the right time, Shen You also held his little hand, okay, my thoughts moved, but my feet and the person in front of me didn't let me move!

Simin: "Do you have anything else to do?"

Shen You opened his Kazilan eyes wide, shook Simin's little hand, and looked expectant: "Then can I sleep with you tonight?"

Simin: "..." It's too proactive, how should I reject this sudden post.

The person himself, Shen You, didn't notice it, and played his dog-licking skills without a teacher.

Simin: "...can you let go of my hand?"

Shen You: "I don't!"

Simin: "Then can you get up?" Shen You was sitting cross-legged on the edge of the bed at this moment. His original height of more than 1.8 meters and his slender frame shrank into a small one, especially Simin. From this overlooking angle, how should I put it, it looks like a weak and helpless doormat, a delicate and fluffy little one.

Shen You twisted and twisted: "I need your hug to get up~"

Simin: "..."

Ke En next to him couldn't stand it anymore, and frowned: "You are so disgusting today."

Shen You gave Ke En a threatening look, jokingly, although I can't sleep with a goddess, but if I can hug someone who looks like a goddess, the meaning of my life will be fulfilled.

So more and more shameless.

"Please, please, what's the point of my life if I can't sleep with you!"

The so-called strong girl is afraid of being entangled by wolves, Simin had no choice but to bend down and hug Shen Youheng, a standard princess hug: "Sleep sleep, sleep sleep."

Then he threw Shen You on his bed.

"You little pig!"

Alas, there is no way, is my filter on my goddess' face too strong?Even Simin's "little pig" attack is so cute.

Shen You also replied with a smile: "I'm a pig, so what are you?"

"Are you going to soak the pig cage?" The expression was quite innocent and cute.

Simin: "..." He really can't say it just by talking, but for a person who is gentle, soft-spoken and never swears, "little pig" is already the most meaningful thing he can say. The limit of aggressiveness is reached, one can imagine how difficult it is for him to face Shen You.

Cohen was different in this respect. He stood in front of the other bed with his arms crossed, and uttered soul contempt: "You adulterers and prostitutes."