All my CPs are male

When Ke En woke up the next day, he looked at his red and swollen eyes in front of the mirror and was puzzled. When he looked carefully, his eyes were also full of red blood. No matter how he looked at them, he was not his radiant and handsome man.

He thought carefully about what he did last night, and after thinking for a long time, he just remembered that he was so infected by Shen You last night that he couldn't help shedding a few drops of crocodile tears silently.

But the point is not this, isn't he a setting for dry eye syndrome?Why did she shed a few tears and wake up with swollen eyes the next day? Alas, he is so handsome that even the heavens are jealous of him.

"Good morning." With a lazy nasal voice, Shen You turned over, hugged the quilt and yawned, but the bright sunshine in the morning had woken him up. When he saw Ke En standing in front of the mirror and looked at him for a long time, he knew This guy is smug again.

Ke En turned his head and looked over, Shen You lying on the bed has no image, of course, this is all under the colored filter of Ke En.

After Shen Meiren yawned, she seemed to feel a little cold, and lifted her slipped pajamas, trying to cover her exposed shoulders.Throwing off the quilt, she pulled down the pajamas that almost reached her chest, so as to cover her tender belly.

Ke En found it difficult to look directly at it, and when he pulled down his pajama pants, one side was long and the other was short, just revealing a pair of fair and slender legs.

He still finds it difficult to understand the problem of a boy without leg hair, just like he doesn't understand how in the world there are boys who want to shave their legs.Although he himself has very little leg hair, and because he is a quarter of mixed blood, his hair is brown, which is so light on the white skin that it is easily overlooked.

But the most unbearable thing is!Why his pajama pants are long on one side and short on the other? This makes him really unbearable as an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Even though watching Shen Youmei get up every day is already a daily item in their dormitory, just like Shen You watching Ke En come out of the bath every day.

Cohen always tortured himself on the edge of patience: Why do I have to be so self-abuse and can't control my eyes to see!even!I almost couldn't control my eager hands!

Enough is enough, one day I can't take it anymore!

Here's a friendly idea: it's better to take off your pants.Drain from the bottom of the pot.

Then I would like to offer an idea in friendship: I want to be a father, and create a giant baby environment for Shen You's baby, where the clothes can be stretched out to eat and the mouth can be opened.Devil Daddy is online.

Maybe because Ke En looked at him a few more times, this time Shen You didn't procrastinate when he got up, and quickly put on his slippers and walked to Ke En's side, that is, to the mirror, and he squeezed the mirror with Ke En to look at it.

Ke En's eyes fell on Shen You's face, looking at him radiant and energetic as if he had taken Shiquan Dabu pills, his small face was fair and rosy, like the blush of a sunset glow on white porcelain.

Rubbing his eyes, he clearly remembered that this guy cried for so long last night, and he used his excellent night reconnaissance ability to ensure that it was true, but he looked like a normal person, which is unscientific.

Shen You glanced at himself in the mirror and was relieved that he was still handsome, and went to the bathroom to wash up, but he just took a step forward, then remembered something, returned to the mirror and glanced at Ke En.

Then there was unabashed ridicule.

Cohn was even more depressed when he heard the laughter.

That's because God is jealous of his handsomeness!An evildoer like Shen You is not under God's control!

As soon as Shen You entered the practice room, Bai Qi shared today's fresh gossip with him.

Oh, it turns out that the voting started when the show went live last night.Shen You had an indifferent face.

Seeing the perfunctory look on his face, Bai Qi was a little shocked: "Aren't you curious about the ranking of the votes?"

Shen You took it for granted: "Of course it's my god."

Bai Qi was shocked again.

Since when did this guy become Xi Sheng's little fanboy, "I'm the God of Xi" is the word of a dead duck like Shen You, who is the number one in the world, said it?

He sighed: "It turns out that even you can't escape the law of true fragrance."

Shen You asked curiously: "What is Zhenxiang Theorem?"

Bai Qi answered irrelevantly: "Aren't you surfing the Internet? Are you still in the 2G era?"

Shen You took out his mobile phone: "No, xx is the latest model this year, and it supports 5G." You are teasing me with your expression on your face.

Bai Qi's head hurts from this linear logic, but when he saw the mobile phone that Shen You took out, it had a colorful gold appearance and a super-large 3D screen.

"Grass, isn't this a new model that came out last month? It's only available for pre-order in China, so it's not in stock." Jealousy made me completely unrecognizable.

"Hidden local tyrant, brother Shen."

Shen You put away the phone, patted him on the shoulder, and taught him a very in-depth lesson: "You don't understand, connections are money connections, and one more friend is one more source of wealth. It's hard to be successful alone, Only by having connections can you have both sides. Xiaobai, you still have to work hard."

Bai Qi was speechless: "I didn't expect you to be a talent suitable for MLM."

Shen You: "..."

Bai Qi said: "Please stop your performance, do you know that I have added Xishen's WeChat account?"

Shen You: "What?"

Bai Qi: "It's not just Xi Sheng, I've included all the hundred trainees in the show."

Shen You: You are awesome, you are lightning.

In the evening, the program crew seemed to be in a mess again, and Shen You and the others were called to record a short video.

Shen You didn't understand, but Chen Jiaming, who was putting on makeup for him, had a clear expression on his face.

"Don't you know? The show has already been ranked."

"So fast!" Hasn't it only been online for a day?

"It's just the result of the 24-hour voting on the show." He bent down and put on lipstick for him.

Chen Jiaming's face approached all of a sudden, his eyes were wide open, staring at his lips, making Shen You a little unnatural.

Originally, Shen You also resisted wearing lipstick. Of course, he did not give in so easily, but there is no way, who let him find out that even Cohen has a drawer of lipstick one day. Is this horse still a pure muscular macho? ?

It's a muscle mother zero!

As it should be, he got used to it, Shen Guiren pointed to the dazzling array of lipsticks on the shelf: "I want this."

"Which one?"

"Just the cone."

Chen Jiaming listened to a black thread: "What a cone, that's a scepter!"

"Well, almost."

"It's worse, do you know it's my most expensive lipstick!" She rolled her eyes gracefully.

Shen You suddenly realized: "Oh."

Chen Jiaming's roommate was also watching the fun. Their dormitory was a four-person room, and Shen You realized it later, as if his dormitory was the only double room in the program group.

Shen You found an interesting thing that every time Chen Jiaming put on makeup for him in the dormitory, his roommates would stand by and watch. At first he thought it was because of his peerless handsome face, although this association made him Creepy.

But soon he found out that he was being self-indulgent~

——Pretending not to know that they were just watching Chen Jiaming put on makeup for him.

To understand it simply, it is the kind where you can shout 666 while watching a free beauty live broadcast.

——The stepping on the horse made his hair stand on end even more.

Damn, I thought my handsomeness was already well known in the program group, and everyone came to watch it one after another.

Why isn't the script written like this!Angry.

Roommate A looked at the brush in Chen Jiaming's hand, and asked curiously, "Is this brush intended to be used like this?"

At this time, Chen Jiaming had already taken out the lipstick that Shen You said, opened it, dipped it with a lip brush, and carefully applied it on Shen You's mouth.

Diced radish—the lipstick that macho men love to wear!

Looking at Chen Jiaming's side face in the mirror, his expression was a little serious. How can there be a saying: serious men are the most handsome.

Shen You agrees, look at Chen Jiaming, a guy who has no masculinity at all, and even occasionally makes him feel full of femininity, he is actually very attractive.

His appearance tends to be delicate and weak, and his complexion is also very fair. This is the so-called creamy face.Short black hair, forehead hair to eyebrows, revealing well-trimmed eyebrows.In fact, looking at the appearance, he really doesn't look like a beauty blogger who is a showman, just like Lisa once mentioned to him the character design of a simple and beautiful boy, which is strange, Chen Jiaming really feels like a simple and beautiful boy.

"Are you wearing colored contact lenses?" Chen Jiaming asked him suddenly.

"Huh? Color contact lenses?"

Chen Jiaming said, "Are you pretending you don't understand? Brown, with a large diameter."

"What?" Shen You was really a little confused.

"Just the color of your pupils."

Shen You said: "No, it's just a natural brown color."

"Tsk."

Why do I feel that he is eccentric.

It was still early after the makeup was put on, and when the evening training was over, the director gathered them together again, read their names and handed out the report cards—that is, the rankings.

It's funny that you have to wait for the staff to turn on the video before you can see your ranking.

Before recording Shen You, he had already set his sights on the results, tsk, 23, among the [-] trainees, he was in the middle and upper reaches, not bad, but this ranking was quite far from his debut.

Based on Shen You's current state of mind, he really didn't expect such a long debut.

After closing it, the camera just caught him, and he slowly opened the report card again. After performing an exaggerated expression of joy, he turned the report card to face the camera.

The staff looked at his expression and asked him: "Are you satisfied with your ranking?"

The corners of Shen You's mouth curled up, those lips were naturally curled up, he smiled before saying a word, coupled with his affectionate peach blossom eyes, even if people look at it, they can't pretend to be sentimental.

"Satisfied, there are still so many people seeing me~" Eyes staring at the camera, a smile stretched like a water lily slowly bloomed, which made people feel demons for a moment.

Later, this clip was also arranged to be cut to the beginning of the second feature film. When everyone saw such a beautiful boy and fell in love one after another, they tried their best to find the beautiful woman in the show, and immediately found this crazy program group He didn't show him in two episodes!

It is said that by watching the first episode of the talent show, you can probably know which trainees can make their debut.

This is because the script went live in the first issue!Having a camera basically means an appointment!

I hate it, so I fell in love with a poor little girl who has no capital. Such a prosperous beauty should not be so nameless. After two issues, there is not even a scene. Too bad, I actually got a Hubi again!