All my CPs are male

Still because of the shortage of funds, the advertisement for this small consumer loan was very rough.

Compared with the director's thick-skinned performance, Shen You felt very embarrassed.

The eight of them are wearing school uniforms, well, they are still the rough formal suits made by the program group, and the makeup and hair are also the same as everyday, without any changes, because the shooting is very intensive now, basically they have to be on camera every day, and at the same time, every day In the morning, you have to line up at the door of the dressing room.

Although also because of this increasingly strong demand, Chen Jiaming's dressing room opened in a certain boy's dormitory in the early morning, and the business is booming every day. Even Shen You was a little jealous when he saw it, but considering Chen Jiaming's It's very interesting that Ming always turns him up for free every time, which makes Shen You happy again.But this is not necessarily the case for other people. For example, there are more and more dressing rooms in the male dormitory.

Shen You really never thought that there are so many technical talents among the trainees, who even mastered the magical makeup technique.

As for the hairstyle, the last time Shen You came back from the SUYU styling studio that the program team collaborated with, his hair had a new look and was dyed pink and golden.

For a straight man like Shen You, this hair dyeing experience was simply a nightmare.

Originally, before the hair was dyed, he thought he had all the domineering red hair. Under this kind of secret excitement, he insisted on dyeing his hair for several hours without complaining.As a result, after washing his hair, he was shocked!

What the hell is that pink hair in the mirror!Not only is it not the cool, domineering, day-to-day red hair he imagined, this pink looks neither male nor female, nor yin nor yang, is it really my aunt!

Suspicious of life, he turned his head and glanced at Simin who was sitting next to him, oh hehehe, hello auntie!

Shen You thought so, and the teacher Tony behind him was already addicted to the hairstyle he made and couldn't extricate himself, and sighed: "What a perfect and dreamy color, my girlish heart~"

Shen You was shocked again, but the deal was done, he had no choice but to choose to put on a height filter for himself.

Shit, even with this pink hair, I'm still the prettiest guy on the street!

As long as I look good, I can always be really good looking.

Pink, so fragrant!

To be honest, apart from Shen You's hot eyes, this pink-blond hair has received rave reviews among the trainees. Almost all the young boys who love beauty at the heart of a girl are moved when they see Shen You's pink-blond hair. Do not open your eyes.

Look at this perfect pink-gold hair, the color close to the scalp is the lightest, under the light, there is a bright golden light, and at the same time, there is a little bit of cherry blossom-like pink, it is still a shiny pink, he is enough to be enchanting With the blessing of these Marysu elements on the outside, it looks like a human figure, a human doll.

From the top of the hair to the end of the hair, the hair color subtly presents a gradual effect, and the end of the hair looks more pink, similar to peach pink, as if you can smell the faint fragrance of peach when you get close Yes, it's sweet, and then my heart is bubbling like peach soda, the pheromone that comes out is really damn sweet!

Even Simin couldn't help but praise him like Princess Marysu who came out of Two-dimensional.

After hearing this, Shen You replied unceremoniously: "You look like a little demon fairy."

Okay, let's hurt each other. Ever since the two discovered each other's strengths, they have fallen in love with the pleasure of stepping on each other's thunder, and they can't extricate themselves...

Simin also dyed his hair, Shen You's ba la la Xiao Moxian was actually not too bad, he chose the purple color of the Black Demon Fairy, and the stylist cut his long hair a bit shorter and layered it roll.It's a bit shocking, but the appearance is also holdable. After all, there is no weird hair color, only the unbearable appearance.

Is it okay to dye your hair by face?

Having said that, their ad this time is for each person to answer the dragon, and each person has a short line. As for other scene design and action design, there is nothing at all.

It's too simple, and with this shooting method, can Nima's commercials exceed 30 seconds?I think 15 seconds are very reluctant.

Shen You's original guess was that the money master is not rich enough, but after thinking about it, this kind of loan app doesn't seem to be short of money, people only lend out if they are not short of money.

So the answer is obvious, the director was perfunctory with the gold masters again, thought about the gold masters fooled by the program group, and mourned for a moment.

I thought that when I first joined the program group, I naively thought that I was a capitalist trainee, and I thought that I would be a winner in life if I could write a good script.In the end, let's see how many holes the program team buried for him?

Did they consider his feelings?He was filming the theme song within two or three days after he came here. He, a person who has never learned dance before, insisted on it, and even arranged a script for Class A for him, which is too unbelievable. After it was broadcast, it was discovered that his strength is only so small, so he really won't recruit gangsters?Also, the wave of scolding Mu Tianyao received in the practice room before was another huge scapegoat from the sky.

What Bai Qi said was right, the devil edited, he didn't believe that the program crew would miss this opportunity to provoke conflicts.

As for the agreed-upon script for the hero's counterattack, I think it's a script for worshiping heaven.

Forget it, I don't want to, I feel panicked.

Their company is just another gold master who has been deceived by the program group...

The staff of the loan app were also present at the commercial shooting site. It is obvious that this kind of sensitive industry rarely cooperates with the program crew. It is the first time they can cooperate with a big-produced program, which obviously makes them lose their minds with excitement. .

Their manager also came to the scene, smiling and filming the whole process with his mobile phone. Although the staff of the program group repeatedly indicated with their eyes that they could not shoot, they still regarded it as a fun attraction. xxx came here for a visit.

After the filming ended, I came over to chat with the trainees very familiarly, and I didn't forget to promote their business, and then I took a photo together and signed my name.

In this regard, the manager is obviously not completely dazed. He brought a large stack of thick photos, all of which were signed by the trainees, saying that he would bring them to relatives and friends.

Of course, everyone saw through this move of Low piercing the center of the earth.

The manager obviously has an abacus in mind, these autographed photos may be used as benefits for fans in the future, and those that are not disposed of will be sold to scalpers.Even if it is not sold now, it may appreciate in value after being collected for a period of time.

However, when the thick stack of photos was signed, Shen You couldn't help doubting his life. At this moment, this group of trainees has become an emotionless signing machine.

But what surprised him was seeing his own photo. This was the first time he saw his own official photo. He still had an impression. It was done in less than 5 minutes on the second day after he entered the group. .At that time, I didn't care much about the image when I first came here. My hair was long and messy, covering my forehead, and my face was still my own face, but the artist repaired it a little uncoordinated later in the show, and it looked like a paper man.

The only thing that made him feel at ease was that he was as handsome as ever.In those photos, whether he looks at the camera or not, there is an unruly handsomeness in it, which washes away his excessive refinement that belongs to a handsome boy, looks very expensive and not easy to mess with.

He tilted his head to look at other people's photos, and he could see that they were all produced by a retoucher. The techniques were very similar. Of course, it could not be ruled out that it was the theme frame set by the program, but the sense of distortion in the photos still existed.

For example, why do some people's photos look more handsome than their own? Is this a bribe to the master retoucher?

Also, why did he feel that this photo didn't capture a tenth of his own beauty?

He was quite concerned and brooding.

Yuan Haoyou, who was sitting on the table next to him and kept signing his name, noticed that his eyes fell on his own photo, and said with sympathy: "Hey, I don't think this photo captures my own Come out handsome."

Yang Ning raised her head when she heard what he said, and continued: "Mine too, it's so ugly."

Zhao La also responded loudly: "I am too!"

Shen You thought speechlessly: What, so everyone thinks that he looks better in person than in the photos?Are they too thick with their own filter?So ignorant!

Unexpectedly, at this time Yuan Haoyou leaned his head over to look at Shen You's photo on the table, carefully flipping through it from top to bottom.

He said in a critical tone: "I think this set of photos of yours is very good, it completely captures your handsomeness."

Shen You: "..."

No, I don't think so.And can you take off the filter and see your own photos?You look like this!

Forget it, each other.

It is reasonable to say that such a rough advertisement should not be filmed for a long time, but to Shen You's surprise, it took a whole night to shoot.

It's obviously just a line, and it's only half a sentence for each person. For example, when it's Shen You's turn, Shen You's line only has five words: "Come and register."

And the longest line is also Yuan Haoyou's line: "Hello everyone, we are the trainees of "Pounding Stars". "It's only thirteen characters, isn't it difficult? !

There was a lot of laughing and laughing, and people kept laughing in the middle, and with the constant laughing, the scene became more and more embarrassing. This is really an endless loop.

Who the hell has such a low smile!

At the end of the filming, Shen You walked up to Yuan Haoyou expressionlessly, grabbed his collar, and asked him loudly: "Can you control your laughter?"

Yuan Haoyou was weak and helpless, but he still had a smile on his face: "I can't control what to do."

Seeing his playful smile, Shen You became angry, gritted his teeth and said, "You can still laugh now?"

Yuan Haoyou maintained the smile on his face and said, "I'm not smiling?"

Shen You was speechless: "You are obviously smiling! Could it be that the smile on your face is still semi-permanent!"

Yuan Haoyou's eyes clearly showed confusion: "I can't help it, the muscle memory is too deep."

Shen You loosened his grip on his collar, pinched Yuan Haoyou's face with both hands, and slowly pulled down the smiling arc on the corner of his mouth. Seeing Yuan Haoyou's expression returned to normal, he said, "That's all right. .”

Yuan Haoyou wanted to touch his face, and then touched Shen You's hand that was still attached to his face.

"Is this all right?" With thoughtful eyes, she grabbed Shen You's hand and put it down.

Shen You said speechlessly: "Let me just say, is it possible that your smiling face is still glued to your face with 502 glue? If you continue to smile, your face will become paralyzed."

Yuan Haoyou said: "How can there be someone who keeps smiling all the time, isn't that just a dummy?" When he said this, he seemed to think of something, and said softly, "Maybe it's a dummy."

Shen You has good ears and is quite irritable: "Are you proud of being a dummy? Dummy people are boring!"

Yuan Haoyou acted as if he hadn't heard it, and talked about his own affairs: "I didn't like to laugh before, I liked to play cool with a straight face. When I first debuted, I was even anti by black fans because of this, almost I was depressed, and later the company also asked me to smile more, but I couldn’t help but kept forcing myself to laugh more, it was still a little difficult when I first changed, and then I kept practicing smiling in front of the mirror.”

He suddenly asked Shen You: "You know muscle memory, right?"

Hearing Yuan Haoyou's long confession, Shen You was also a little stunned, he nodded: "I know."

Yuan Haoyou said: "Just like dance moves, I keep dancing until I have muscle memory. My laughter is also muscle memory."

The atmosphere has changed so quickly, I'm actually a little sad.

He argued: "Why is it right to laugh all the time? If it is not from your own heart, then it is false. Why do some people love hypocrisy?"

Yuan Haoyou replied: "Because they can't see through hypocrisy."

Shen You was suddenly angry, this kind of anger for no reason, maybe it was for Yuan Haoyou, maybe it was for himself.

But he can only say: "Don't force yourself to laugh in the future."

Yuan Haoyou shook his head, laughing was already his habit, it was his instinct.No matter how tired he is, he can still put up a smiling face to strangers, even those who hate him.

At this time, he also raised a smiling face to Shen You again. His face is small and his chin is sharp. He looks like a cool guy with a strong aura when he doesn't smile. When he smiles, he is very bright and sunny, and his facial features appear more Exquisite, with raised eye tails and raised eyebrows, she is full of power when looking at people, and her mouth is curved in the shape of a heart, revealing a row of neat and white teeth, which is very flattering.

Seeing the smile on his face, Shen You resisted a little, and said, "You don't have to smile in front of me."

Yuan Haoyou shook his head again.

He said, "You look at me."

Shen You was puzzled, wasn't he looking at him?

The smile on Yuan Haoyou's face widened, oh no, it should be said that the electricity in his eyes increased, and he said, "There is a difference."

Shen You's head was full of question marks, how strange.

He asked, "What's the difference?"

"The former smile is a 90.00% sincere smile, and the latter smile is a [-]% sincere smile."

Shen You asked the question again: "What's the difference?"

Yuan Haoyou said: "Because it is in front of you."