All my CPs are male

When Cohen woke up early in the morning, he was startled.

The misty morning light passed through the curtains and unexpectedly left a figure by the window.His early sleepiness finally ran away, his mind was confused and he didn't know what to think, and finally realized that this was his new roommate.

Shen You turned his head when he heard the movement, his eyes were gloomy, the coffee in his hand was still steaming, and the smoke floated up in bursts, this man was as good-looking as a fairy in Pansidong.

Ke En was awakened by his own association, and looked around the room for a week. Next to the corner of the room, a fine white mist curled up, isn't it Pansi Cave?The point is - Nima is still running my air humidifier!

Turning to look at Shen You angrily.His eyes were stabbed again, heh, it wasn't his face steamer that was still whimpering and emitting white smoke on the table!

Shen You actually smiled back at him, it wasn't as eccentric as what he saw last night, it was probably the atmosphere set off by the white mist, coupled with the blurred morning light, it was a Mary Su soft light filter with the right time and place.

Cohen was dazed and returned him a smile like a cloud.

"Good morning." Shen You rested his chin to watch the beautiful boy get up early, and after finishing speaking, he didn't know when he became dazed again.

Cohen was startled by his voice, and his trousers got stuck on his calf, and he lifted them up a few times in a daze.He was really overwhelmed by this monster.

From Shen You's point of view, it is indeed a good point of view to appreciate beautiful men. Ke En is carrying him on his back, with a pair of straight and slender long legs.But he was really in a daze seriously, his eyes were drooping, and his thick black eyelashes were drawn out like eyeliner, he was a muse in deep thought.

Of course, Cohen couldn't ignore the piercing gaze behind him, even though he was very confident in his figure, that's how sunny and confident the iron boy should be. handsome.

until later...

"You are so dawdling."

"Why are you so furry?"

“Where do you get so many skin care products?”

"Is there something wrong, you still have to blow your head in the morning?"

"Are you all right? I'm waiting for you to have breakfast?"

"..."

"Okay... right away!"

Later, when Ke En went out with his shoulders hooked by Shen You, he felt that he was still the most handsome person in the world. Seeing his healthy and handsome face, fashionable hairstyle and extraordinary demeanor.The only fly in the ointment is probably the guy next to him hooking his shoulders.

He turned his head to look at Shen You, and organized his words and expressions in his mind.

With a slumped handsome face, he said, "Can you not pick me up?"

Shen You turned around and knocked him on the forehead, then gave him an angry look.

He is really good-looking. Although the effect of staring is not comparable to that of an atom/atom/bomb, it is equivalent to launching an aphrodisiac/potion, but the effect is surprisingly good.

Cohen turned his head, the red tips of his ears were a bit conspicuous, and he didn't dare to press him casually.

I couldn't help but choke, thinking that after that person did this to him last night, he could still say to him so brazenly:

"Brother Keen, can you let me lie on your bed, I haven't made my bed yet." Someone approached cheekily.

How much to send, and who is your younger brother? Cohen rejected him righteously.

"Shop now if you don't have one."

"I didn't bring my bedding."

"..."

"Brother Ke En, I'm sick, just take me in for a night, I'm so sleepy."

After being condemned by the other party, Cohen was in a good mood and lay alone on his single bed covered with luxurious Simmons mattresses.

As soon as he was in a good mood, he remembered that there seemed to be a pile of four-piece bed sets that the program team had given him in the dormitory.

Pointing to the side of the cabinet: "There seems to be a set of programs issued by the program group underneath, I have never used it. You can spread it yourself."

Shen Yu looked at him with even more condemning eyes.

Slowly moving to the side of the cabinet, the cat leaned over and took out the set of quilts from under the cabinet.

Pointing to Ke En in distaste for the rustic rustic flowers on it, it turned out to be still bright red, and then it was crackling again, dilly-dally tidying up the bed.

Shen You struggled for a long time, and finally fought with the quilt. He lay on the bed and squinted for a while, before falling asleep, the itching from his body made him completely sleepless. He went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. There was a little red dot.

Under this suffocating depression, Shen You looked at Ke En's sleeping soundly face and hated his teeth itching. Pooh, it's strange that he looks like a baby, with a slight blush on his face. He dreamed that it was sweet and sweet. Smash it, smash it.

So when Shen You complained to Ke En that because the damn bed was not clean, he was allergic and stayed up all night until dawn, Ke En was silent.

He felt that he seemed a little too much, but he faintly noticed that there was something wrong between them.

In the end, Shen You made a final decision.

"Okay, from now on your bed must be shared with me in half." Then he patted Cohen roughly on the shoulder.

"Sit over there against the wall, and let me catch up on sleep for a while."

Cohen didn't have to react. An exclamation point flashed on his head first, and finally stopped at three question marks.

He moved inside stiffly, and Shen You pushed the good woman... pushed him down.

This is simply an evil force. Cohen blinked his eyes vigorously. Someone nearby noticed their movements and looked at them curiously. After realizing that the final picture was so harmonious, they turned their eyes away as if they were blind. to one side.

This... This camera hasn't been turned on yet, how come these two big brothers are in business.

It's embarrassing.

Cohen had no choice but to lower his head, silently counting the eyelashes of the dead fox lying on his lap, and blinked when he agreed to be kidnapped, why everyone pretended nothing happened.

Before it was time for morning training, Shen You was called over by the staff of the program team again.

He almost forgot if he didn't mention it, their small broken company, the temple is a little monster, the pool is shallow, there are many kings, and the boss's precious baby Tuotuo wants to go down to earth to participate in a talent show. , I was determined to participate in this stupid program that almost slipped because I couldn't get sponsorship.

In order to make the prince happy, the company used all its resources. First of all, it spent money on half of the sponsorship of the show. It wanted to praise the prince for the last C debut, but it turned out to be angry with the prince on this show, saying that he didn't like this Plagiarizing a variety show, my father is so rich, why doesn't he buy a copyright for this show?Get angry and quit the game.

This program group is also a ghost and an old dog. The company sent people to negotiate. At least the people left. The money must be returned.

This is haha, slowly going online: Kiss, this place only accepts returns and does not accept refunds.

And Hou, our screenwriter has already written the script, you Kangkang, you are now a very popular male protagonist who has upgraded to Liu Hou, the storyline is thrilling and exciting, and the characters are flesh and blood!What's more, our scissorhands are also in place!And our choreographer, lighting teacher, and modeling teacher are all ready!Gold Lord Baba, are you satisfied?

The company's docking person had to knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach. This is really a meat bun beating a dog, and it will never come back.

Then another conspiracy was secretly planned.

—for me.

The above is a series of processes that Shen You made up after knowing the truth of the matter.

The last paragraph: "Besides, we are not forcing you, it is all for the sake of your star future, after much deliberation, only you are the most suitable, you are the hope of our entire company, you are the talent we need, only there You can shine better..."

The bad old man is very bad, you know what you said last time, you don't force me, but you let me go to drink with you, I really believe your evil.

As for this time, I have never been so deeply aware for a moment that the existence of the meaning of my life is to serve as a substitute for the crown prince's scapegoat, so that he shines and glows, pouring him such impassioned words, the ecstasy soup is really unpalatable.

He exhaled, and slowly asked the question he wanted to know the most.

"why me?"

The old man touched the bald and shiny Mediterranean Sea, and said with a greasy smile: "Thanks to my sharp eyes and sharp eyes, I stayed up late and looked through all the resumes of our company, and I was one of the best in a hundred." young talents."

"Xiao Shen, young man, didn't you see that, he's very good-natured, and he's a master of dancing!"

"Wu... Wulin master? Hehe, I don't dare to be." I was secretly proud of myself.

"That's right, didn't you say during the interview that you won some kind of world-class dancing champion? The young man is amazing!"

"What dance? A...dance??!"

Shen You was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, and he almost vomited three liters of blood.What Lao Tzu won is clearly the world martial arts champion, the master of martial arts! OMG!

You are poisonous!

Rolling, I really didn't say a word of truth. You think I don't know because I broke the leg of Mr. X's son last time, and last time I acted bravely and poured Mr. X's wine, or I beat him up I gave a certain student a meal.And now I finally think of Lao Tzu, want to exile Lao Tzu to Siberia to drink the northwest wind? !

The old man's inner OS: In a dream, I will send you to the reform through labor in "Pounding Stars".

Shen You said: "Didn't you agree, are you going to join the group this week? My name is already written on the list."

What I'm talking about here is the recently popular IP "Wan Xian Shan", although Shen You is also a secondary role, and together with the other fresh meats of the company, he is the same as the eight brothers of the school.

The old man smiled disdainfully: "What kind of resource are you? What the company is giving you now is an astonishing resource. Are you still unwilling?"

Shen You is still reluctant, just let him act like a vase, he can't even sing and dance for a while!

The old man said threateningly: "Think about the duration of your contract."

Shen You: "..."

Qiafan is really an extremely realistic factor, how many people still bow their heads for Qiafan.

In the end, because his arms couldn't hold his thighs, Shen You was still packed and sent to the program group of "Pounding Stars".

Before leaving, the old man persuaded him earnestly:

"Martial arts and dancing are not much different. Young people should be more active and not low-key. What a great opportunity, don't worry, our company has taken care of the program group. What ghosts and ghosts have unspoken rules in our gold masters? There is no such thing as a bully!"

"Guaranteed to make your C debut!"