All my CPs are male

Cohen said, "Oh, so Feng Moli is your goddess."

With a calm tone, why does Shen You feel that this guy is despising him?

"What happened to my goddess?"

Cohen said, "It's average looking."

Shen You: "?? I didn't follow her because of my looks."

Cohen said: "The body is also average."

Shen You: "Am I a superficial person who only cares about appearance and figure?"

Cohen glanced at him: "Isn't it?"

Shen You: "You talk too much tonight, why don't you continue to shut yourself up?"

Ke En: "Because I want to open up." He looked directly at Shen You, obviously even his eyes were faint, but it made Shen You feel the pressure.

Shen You: "..." It was only then that he realized that Ke En had an invisible and poisonous tongue, and he was so poisonous that he didn't deserve to be beaten. Fortunately, he thought he was just a muscular fool before, but he didn't expect that his tongue was quite flexible.

Shen You: "Can you stop showing off your tongue like you show off your muscles all day long? Have you developed muscles with your tongue? Can you use your tongue for other purposes besides teasing me?"

Cohen: "What's the use?"

Shen You: "If you have the ability, go for a kiss? Grass!"

Cohen: "..." If you pay close attention, you may find that the roots of his ears are unnaturally red.

After Shen You finished speaking, he also regretted it, and both of them turned their heads in speechless embarrassment.

Finally, Cohen broke the silence: "I forgot to tell you, in fact, the cameras in our dormitory started working tonight."

Shen Xian had doubts on his face, and then he reacted, and asked him in a low voice: "Then we were all recorded?"

Cohen nodded and shook his head: "I covered the camera with my clothes."

Shen You resumed his usual speaking voice again: "The show crew is really inhumane, I'm going to report him for violating my right to privacy."

Cohen said: "But the sound will still be recorded."

Shen You: "..." I just complained about whether the program group will be kept in a small book.

Cohen added: "I'm just reminding you not to be outspoken, you just said dirty words."

Shen You:? ?

In fact, he doesn't remember which swear word he said just now, but this will not affect his fully automatic counterattack at all.

"What's wrong with me swearing? I'm still shitting every day."

Cohen: "..."

Seeing the obviously speechless expression on Ke En's face, Shen You had a flash of inspiration: "Ah, you are not constipated, are you?"

Ke En shut himself up for a while, and then looked at Shen You with a serious face: "You don't understand, how can idols shit?"

Is this why you're constipated?

Shen You: "..." Well, I'm not worthy.

I don't deserve to be constipated.

Shen You: "Okay, shut up, and go to sleep." He reached out and turned off the light beside the bed.

In the darkness, there was the sound of clothes rustling. It was Cohen lying down beside him.

Speaking of which, Ke En, a star of cleanliness, adapted very well to the situation of sharing the bed with Shen You in the end, and was used to covering Shen You with a quilt.

However, Shen You has already seen through the essence of this person. In the final analysis, this person's cleanliness is more like control and obsessive-compulsive disorder.For example, since Shen You chose to occupy his bed, then Ke En could go so far as to dictate what flavor of body wash, shampoo, toothpaste, facial cleanser, etc. Shen You should use, and so on. The essence of the entanglement was also because of this person's obsessive-compulsive disorder. He was so forced that he even had to control what smell appeared on his bed!

Well, a brat like Shen You is indifferent!

For example, he will cover Shen You with a quilt, that is just a manifestation of his obsessive-compulsive disorder, the quilt must be covered in a square shape, and it must be spread out into a perfect cake.If you can't spread out a flower, how can you spread the quilt cake?Shen You was completely incomprehensible.

But whatever, as long as he's happy.

Closing his eyes, Shen You yawned and said softly: "Good night."

Cohen also closed his eyes: "Good night."

Then he seemed to remember something, and spoke again in the darkness.

"You know the show will be aired in two days, right?"

Shen You: "Huh?"

Forget it, let's talk after getting up.

After the group duel, the progress of the program also slowed down.

Shen You slept in relatively late the next day, it should be said that everyone slept in the next day.

Well, he looked up at someone who was showing off his beautiful sex again in the dormitory, and he saw that he had just come out of the shower.

Oh, maybe it's still a shower after working out.

"What time is it?" The voice was a little hoarse, Shen You took off the blindfold, and the bright sunlight came in from the window, unable to open his eyes, he put the blindfold on again, and turned over depressedly.

"Nine o'clock, you can get up."

Shen You struggled and tossed and turned on the bed for a while.

Cohen came over and lifted the quilt.

"Get up, the sun is good today, I'll dry the quilt."

Shen You: "..."

Alright alright.

From the usual way out of the dormitory to the practice room, Shen You felt that the atmosphere of today's program group was very strange.

After entering the practice room, the players didn't look like they were serious about training in the past. They were all sitting in small groups and chatting?The whole thing looks like a false carnival.

"What day is it?" he asked Cohn.

"do not know."

What day?

Every street, every mouth.

The first sentence of the meeting is that the show will be released.

The program will be released tomorrow, the program will be released tomorrow.

……

Shen You asked: "Is the show going to be released tomorrow?"

Cohen said, "Didn't I tell you last night?"

Shen You picked out his ears, pretended he didn't hear it, and then uninvited himself into a certain discussion group.

He also knew the person who happened to be speaking.

Hmm, Bai Qi?

Bai Qi is indeed a high-achieving student who graduated from a prestigious university. He is the brightest star in the crowd when he talks and gossips. He doesn't look very smart, just because his brain is not bright enough, every time he picks up Bai Qi's words, it's like a cross talk. When the two sing together, Shen Youquan thinks it's a free cross talk.

They are indeed good brothers holding hands together on stage.

Bai Qi said: "Isn't the show going live tomorrow? In fact, the theme song was launched four or five days ago, and it's even been trending."

Xiang Dongyang: "On the hot search? Are we popular?"

Bai Qi said: "Where is this? The theme song is on the trending search. What does it matter to you? Is there a shot of you in the theme song?"

Xiang Dongyang shook his head honestly: "No, it's none of my business that the theme song is trending."

Bai Qi said: "Not only the theme song is hot searched, but some players are also hot searched."

Xiang Dongyang said: "Ah? Is there me?"

Bai Qi had a speechless expression on his face, why is this guy lacking a muscle in his head or something.

Shen You went online to join the discussion group: "He, Bai Qi, means that there is a causal relationship between the hot searches on the theme song and the hot searches on the players."

Bai Qi nodded and looked at Shen You with a teachable expression.

Xiang Dongyang felt aggrieved: "Well, it's none of my business, and that's none of my business."

Bai Qi added: "Didn't the video of self-introduction be uploaded before the theme song? Everyone has a share, and the number of views is quite high. It seems to be over a million."

Xiang Dongyang said: "I'll search for my video views."

"One hundred thousand! Hey, did one hundred thousand people watch my video?"

Bai Qi: "What are you thinking about, it would be great if you can gain [-] followers."

Xiang Dongyang: "Wait, let me see, I have [-] fans, am I popular?"

Bai Qi: "Internet celebrities have more followers than you, are you living in a dream?"

Shen You suddenly thought of a question, he asked Bai Qi: "Who is the video you mentioned with millions of views?"

Bai Qi thought for a while: "Isn't that the one?" He meant something.

Shen You followed his gaze and nodded.

Isn't the place where the eyes are located is Yuan Haoyou who is like the stars holding the moon among the crowd!

I don't know if they are also talking about the gossip in this kind of show, there is a large discussion group with more than a dozen people, except for the members of Yuan Haoyou's group, there are also a few faces mixed up Sheng, how should I put it, it’s just that there is no sense of presence and a memorable appearance. Not to mention the program group with beautiful men like clouds, even in the discussion group of more than a dozen people, it seems that a concubine Yuan Gui is favored all the time, Your Majesty Longxin Joy gave him the feeling of a few maids.

Shen You shook his head, vigorously trying to get rid of the palace fighting scene in his mind.

Bai Qi patted him on the shoulder, Shen You turned his head and looked at him, both of them looked indifferently.

Xiang Dongyang also followed their gazes, but his expression was bewildered.

He looked at Shen You and Bai Qi with a tacit smile and seemed to have reached a consensus, but he said he didn't understand at all.

Xiang Dongyang pushed Bai Qi: "Who is who? Did you say your name just now?"

Bai Qi was pushed and shaken by him so that he almost fell to the ground with his center of gravity unsteady, his face turned black: "You are a guy with strength but no brains, you are as strong as a donkey."

Shen You helped Bai Qi up, and Bai Qi leaned against Shen You weakly, no matter how much he asked Dongyang, Bai Qi didn't say his name.

Until then, Xi Sheng pushed open the door of the practice room, holding a bottle of drink sponsored by a certain brand in his hand, walking briskly.

Bai Qi suddenly said, "Another hero has appeared."

Shen You:?

He followed Bai Qi's gaze and met Xi Sheng's gaze.

Xi Sheng smiled at him, then took a step and sat down beside him.

Shen You looked at Bai Qi again.

Bai Qi lowered his head and pretended to be playing with his mobile phone. He noticed Shen You's eyes out of the corner of his eye, opened his mouth to him, and lip-synced: "Let's talk later."

Shen You made an "OK" gesture.

Xi Sheng spoke abruptly beside him.

"What are you talking about?"

Shen You shook his head: "There's nothing to talk about."

Xi Sheng said again: "Gossip?" He unscrewed the cap of the drink bottle, raised his head and took a sip, revealing the sexy corner of his jaw, and when he swallowed, the roll of his Adam's apple was also very sexy.

What Shen You only noticed was that the drink Xi Sheng took tasted like green tea.

"Do you like green tea?"

Xi Sheng smiled, and then put the bottle of drink on the ground: "I don't like it, it's the first time I drink it, it's too sweet."

Shen You asked naturally: "Then what flavor do you like?"

Xi Sheng said, "I like lemon ones."

He asked Shen You again: "What flavor do you like?"

Shen You said: "I can do anything, there is nothing I particularly like."

When Xi Sheng heard it, his expression was a bit regretful: "I thought you liked strawberry flavor, and I brought you a bottle of strawberry flavor." He took out a bottle of strawberry flavor from the rolled coat in his hand. drinks.

Shen You was very strange: "Why do I like strawberry flavor?"

Xi Sheng said, "Well, probably toothpaste? Strawberry-flavored toothpaste."

Shen You suddenly realized, he took the bottle of strawberry-flavored drink in the pink bottle, had an idea, stood up with it, walked to a person, and handed the bottle of drink over.

After delivery, Shen You returned to the original position and sat down with a smile on his face.

He said to Xi Sheng in a brisk tone: "I'm not the one who likes strawberry flavor, here, his toothpaste."

Ke En over there was very confused by the strawberry-flavored drink that was suddenly handed to him. He looked up and wanted to know what Shen You was up to, but he only saw Shen You's handsome back, which was next to Shen You. The guy met his gaze.

Then the two looked at each other, and Xi Sheng greeted him first with a smile.

Cohen thought to himself: Who is this guy?do i know him

Xi Sheng said, "Oh, no wonder, then your shampoo is green tea, right?"

Shen You replied naturally: "Maybe, I washed my hair with Chen Jiaming a few times."

Xi Sheng: "..."

Shen You smiled: "You observe carefully, the dog's nose is talking about you."

Xi Sheng: "..." He was speechless for a while, and then continued: "What dog nose, please call me the big detective Mr. Xi."

Shen You picked out his ears: "..."

Turning around, he began to complain about his roommate again: "Cohen is always occupying the bathroom. I don't know why he takes a shower all day long? It takes an hour or two to take a shower, so I can only rub against the bathroom in other people's dormitories. .”

Xi Sheng continued his words with some uncertainty: "Maybe, it's not just for taking a bath." A delicate boy can't lose in the cumbersome maintenance steps, and he should take care of it at the age of 20.

Shen Qiudian nodded, slightly agreeing with Xi Sheng's words, and gave him a secretive and slightly wretched smile: "Haha, I also think he is masturbating."

Xi Sheng: "..." No, I didn't think so, I didn't say anything.

Shen You added another sentence: "No, I have to tell him, it's too harmful to his body all day long." Then he looked at Xi Sheng, "How do you think it will be more tactful to mention it?"

Xi Sheng: "..." You don't want it anymore?