The days when I was forced to be a magic stick

"The special department is a special organization under the Ministry of National Security. It used to be called the special work department, but now it's called the special affairs processing center, referred to as the special department center." The little Taoist named Pei Ran said sternly.

Yan An was originally joking, but when he heard it, "There are really spies?" He was still in the special center, but luckily it wasn't a secret service center.

He led him into the living room, and reluctantly shared a bottle of the two bottles of mineral water he bought yesterday with him.

On the opposite side, Pei Ran was sitting on the sofa, holding the head of the Taoist priest upright, holding his head upright, looking at Yan An who didn't seem to have any doubts, his expression was a bit tangled, and he hesitated to speak.

Yan An unscrewed the cap of the bottle and took a sip of water, his parched lips became plump and rosy after soaking in the water.

"So I want to join this special department? Mandatory? What about the benefits and requirements."

As early as when he met Liu Jinchuan and knew that he was not the only person in metaphysics in this world, Yan An guessed whether there would be such a special department in the country.

After all, compared to ordinary people, it is easy for a fortune teller to change his fate by looking at his face, a feng shui master to transform his feng shui, and a ghost catcher to manipulate ghosts, which can easily cause major troubles.

But for so many years, some strange people and strange things are still only spread in a small area, and more and more people have become staunch atheists.

Except for the country, he couldn't think of anyone with such a great ability.

After the Xiaolangwan incident, he thought that someone would come to his door. He wondered if the state department was not well informed, and there was no news after so long.

This time he took the opportunity to directly contact the police and finally got them here.

Yan An's unreasonable reaction made Pei Ran unable to keep up with the rhythm.

The average age of the entire special department is 50 years old. The person in charge said that he is the youngest and best-looking one, so he entrusted him with the task of recruiting new members.

Although Pei Ran prefers ghost hunting to welcoming newcomers, he has been in charge of this project for several years and has already summed up a set of general procedures.

Usually, after going to the door and reporting yourself, others will not believe you immediately. At this time, you have to show your ID or show your identity to prove your identity.

Even so, it is impossible to dispel the doubts in the other party's heart at once, but it is not important, as long as he is in charge of getting someone to register, other things will naturally be taken care of by the responsible person.

He tried this procedure repeatedly, but he didn't want to meet Yan An who was waiting for others to come to his door.

Shouldn't he be asked to show his credentials at this time?Or let him get out without buying insurance?He stared at Yan An with a straight face.

Pei Ran is only 20 years old this year, with a baby face, which looks very tender.Seeing his cute look, Yan An wanted to stretch out his hand to bully him.

Controlling his hand that was about to move, he said, "Tell me, how to register."

After Pei Ran adjusted the process in his mind to initially gain trust, "There are two options, the first is registered registration, and the second is internal registration."

"What's the difference?"

"The first one has no benefits and the second one has benefits, including five social insurances and one housing fund, limited supply of talisman paper, right of first refusal for magical instruments, etc."

Yan An finally understood. The first way is to register in a special department, which means that there is such a person, whether you want to do this business is entirely voluntary, and you are responsible for the injury.

The second is equivalent to joining a national organization. The benefits are indeed very good, but the country must stand up and help when it needs it.

"Where to register? I choose the second one." He said without hesitation.

Yan An was very satisfied with having such a department in the country.First, he needs a lot of tasks to practice, and it is not cost-effective to find them by himself.

These two times also just happened to hit each other.

Second, he has no clue about the person who secretly killed him. There are so many people registered and internally registered in this special department. He wants to see if he can find news about that person.

"Ah? Oh, the second type." Pei Ran adjusted the process again after the other party had already considered it, "The second type of registration needs to go to the special center."

He stood up and prepared to take Yan An to register at the Special Office Center.

Yan An shook his head, "Don't worry, just tell me the address, and I'll go by myself later."

Pei Ran's mind froze, he had no solution for this option.

"Address?" Yan An repeated.

Pei Ran left his address and phone number according to the other party's request, and when he returned to the center of the special office, a group of gray-haired grandparents came up to surround him, "How about Xiao Ranran, is she as young and good-looking as the police station said? "

He thought for a while with a straight face, "I'm not sure which one he would choose." Go by yourself?It should be an excuse!

Yan An didn't know that he had been tricked, so he took out the sheets from the washing machine to dry, changed his clothes and prepared to go out.

He called his grandfather, first asked about the recent situation of the two old people, and then asked about the special department of the country.

Mr. An told him that the country does have agencies that specialize in handling special affairs, and he was one of them back then.

It was only later that he took Yan An's mother to hide his name and changed it to a registered name.

After reconfirming the existence of this organization, Yan An was completely relieved, and went out to scan the goods with the list made.

There is a supermarket outside the community, and a large shopping mall is not far away by taxi, but the things he wants to buy are too complicated, and he alone doesn't know when he will finish shopping.

He looked at the shopping cart that was quickly piled up, took out his mobile phone, "Da Xu, come out and play."

Xu Linyuan was bored at home, and came over when he received a call from Yan An, "I'm at the parking lot, where are you?"

"First floor, fruit and vegetable area."

Xu Linyuan, who had just pressed the elevator on the fifth floor, was taken aback, "What?" Isn't it the indoor theme park on the fifth floor?

After reaching the fifth floor, he pressed the first floor again full of doubts, got out of the elevator and went straight to the fruit and vegetable area.

From afar, I saw Yan An, who was tall and conspicuous among the crowd, wearing white clothes and black trousers, with one hand in his pocket, picking watermelons leisurely.

The shopping cart next to him was almost overflowing.

Xu Linyuan laughed and gritted his teeth, strode over, stretched out his arms and pulled the man into his arms from behind, then rubbed Yan An's hair hard.

"Well, you Yan'er, feelings called me over to be a coolie, right?"

Yan An's hair was soft, messy and smooth. He rescued his head from the clutches, straightened his hair and said, "Didn't I figure out that you are bored and find something for you to do?"

He had a smile on his face, and he didn't feel guilty at all for what he had done.

"Here again." Xu Linyuan almost convinced Yan An's mouth, "Just admit it, did you steal from that old Taoist priest?"

"No." I didn't before, but now I'm in Guangmingzheng University, "Also, I want to call you Grandpa."

"When did you have an extra relative?!" Xu Linyuan was surprised, probably for the sake of learning from a teacher.

What was in his mind was shown on his face, and Yan An could see it at a glance, "It's not what you think." He had nothing to hide from his friends, so he simply told the cause and effect of the matter.

"You didn't mention such an important thing at the dinner party last time." Xu Linyuan was dissatisfied, "No wonder, it turns out that the magic stick physique is inherited."

Yan An:......

"Yan'er, you don't know. Didn't you say that I was cheating on you during the holidays? As a result, I was beaten up by a blonde girl abroad. She followed me wherever I went. Every time I was having fun, she would suddenly come out. I'm bored to death."

"So you secretly returned home?"

Xu Linyuan nodded, "Yes." He looked like I was so smart.

Yan An looked at him sympathetically, "Your parents will beat you to death."

"Huh?" Xu Linyuan didn't understand what Yan An meant at first, until Yan An picked out the watermelon and walked away, he still stood there thinking.

"Yan'er!" He yelled, attracting the attention of the people around him, and ran to the cashier, where Yan An was queuing.

"You mean that foreign girl is my blind date prepared by my parents?"

"The blind date is unlikely, it may be the daughter of a partner." Coincidentally, he also fell in love with Da Xu, so his parents planned to follow suit.

Xu Linyuan drooped his head, bowed his waist and rested his chin on Yan An's shoulder, looking extremely depressed.

He thought his parents had found out with conscience and planned to make up for a family trip owed to him when he was a child. It turned out that he was the catalyst to promote cooperation.

He is so pathetic.

Yan An patted the other person's head comfortingly, and took it back when he felt that his head was pinched, "Get up, you're hurting me."

"Yan'er, I misunderstood you, you are heartless and ungrateful." He despises him when he is so miserable.

"It's you who made trouble for no reason." It's too much to overestimate yourself, but also a catalyst?At best, it can be regarded as the icing on the cake, or the kind of paper stack.

Xu Linyuan raised his head and looked at him resentfully, "You have changed."

"No, I haven't changed. What's wrong is that I'm not Ah Meng." Yan An mercilessly exposed him.

Ah Meng is Meng Yunzhou, another roommate in the dormitory. He gets together with Da Xu, and often puts on big dramas in front of everyone.

Sometimes Yan An even doubted the sexual orientation of these two people, and when he was just a freshman, he even secretly made indirect remarks.

It turned out that both of them were steel bars. They were classmates in high school. I heard that they played on a bigger scale in high school than they are now, and they were called by the teacher to talk.

To this, Yan An can only say that they both smell the same.

He's a real gay guy shivering.

Talking about Meng Yunzhou, Xu Linyuan's attention was indeed diverted, "Ah Meng looked haggard at the last meeting, did he work too hard?"

"You haven't contacted?" Yan An glanced at him.

"He ignored me." Xu Linyuan said innocently, "Because I don't take him with me when I travel abroad."

It's not that dog food is better than dog food, shivering.

Yan An knew that Meng Yunzhou was an intern in his company, and was developing a software recently, staying up late every now and then.

But he didn't want to tell Xu Linyuan.

It happened that he was in line right away, and he took the items from the shopping cart to the cash register. Xu Linyuan consciously put the scanned items into a bag, and then carried them by himself.

The two went to the parking lot together and almost ran into a pregnant woman when they turned the corner.

"Excuse me, are you okay?" They quickly apologized.

But women obviously have no time for them.

The man beside her supported her and asked softly, "Rongrong, are you okay?"

The man has a gentle and elegant face, full of bookishness, when he asks you with expressions in his eyes and a gentle tone, it will make people fall in love with the tenderness he created.

This is the case with women. She blushed with a seven or eight-month-old belly that was about to give birth, "I'm fine."

The man smiled and pinched her nose, "So careless."

Then look up.

The moment Yan An saw the man's appearance clearly, his pupils shrank.

He said, "It's okay, I believe you didn't do it on purpose, and I think Rongrong did too, right?"

The woman named Rong Rong nodded, with a sense of happiness unique to women in love on her face.

The man nodded goodbye to them, and helped the woman go away, and the voice of the two talking could still be heard from a distance.

"Honey, the baby kicked me just now."

"He's so naughty, wait until he comes out and spank his ass, okay?"

"No, he's playing with me."

"Fool, he is our child, how can I bear it."

......

Xu Linyuan trembled unbearably until he could not see the two of them at all.This man made him uncomfortable, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

Just as he was about to ask Yan An if he felt the same way, when he realized that Yan An was still staring at the place where the two disappeared, Xu Linyuan bumped into his shoulder, "Let's watch after everyone has left."

"Huh? Oh." Yan An came back to his senses, and put the things into the trunk together with Xu Linyuan.

After getting in the car, Xu Linyuan asked while starting the car, "Do you think that man is weird and looks awkward?"

"Is there?" Yan An replied.

Xu Linyuan thought that he was the only one who felt this way, probably due to the incompatibility of the zodiac and the magnetic field, so he immediately put this matter behind him.

Yan An looked out the window, what he didn't say was that the man's face was very strange.

It is the face of Tiger Poison Eater.