A Piao Captive Guide
Chapter 38 Brother, there are hooligans here!
The atmosphere in the living room was a little dignified.
The main reason is because of Fang Xu and A Piao's serious expressions at the moment, while Chen Chen just tucked his hair and feet, like a monkey back to basics!
"The sofa in our house is not smart." Fang Xu clasped his arms and explained.
Chen Chen nodded, so what?He wasn't so stupid as to really think that this broken and patched sofa would be a smart sofa.
"Some time ago, some uncontrollable things happened, I think I must tell you." Fang Xu continued, "My jade pendant is cursed, and there is... a ghost."
"Interesting." Chen Chen became interested, and his big eyes suddenly lit up.
"And she is sitting next to you now." Fang Xu smiled dryly, hoping that Chen Chen could also accept this setting soon.
"What?!" Chen Chen's eyes, which were still dark and shiny just now, suddenly widened. He staggered to the door, then fumbled for his travel bag, and finally found an old yellow book from inside. Book, swept around, "Are you... afraid?"
"What is this?" Fang Xu leaned over to look at it, but it was a pity that it was full of incomprehensible words, which were very abstract.
"It's said that ghosts are afraid of this book that has been opened." Chen Chen said to Fang Xu mysteriously, feeling a little bit more confident all of a sudden.
Fang Xu paused, glanced at Kan Kan who took the time to sit next to him, and asked, "Are you afraid of that thing?"
He glanced at Chen Chen with disdain, shook his head honestly and said, "I don't understand."
Sure enough, these things are just deceiving, okay?
Fang Xu pushed Chen Chen's book away, repeating Kankan's meaning, "She said it, but I don't understand it."
Chen Chen lowered his head and glanced at his previously opened scriptures, and sighed, "Fang Xu, you said you raised ghosts and even raised an illiterate ghost!"
Fang Xu: ...Big brother, your book is written in hieroglyphs, even ghosts who have received nine years of compulsory education may be able to understand your scriptures, okay?
"Just now you also said that you plan to stay at my house for one night, and this sofa is her territory...so I hope you can get along in harmony." Fang Xu smiled at him, fearing that Chen Chen would be afraid, he kindly added Said, "Don't worry, she won't hurt you."
At most, it's just to kick you twice, to tease you.
Chen Chen wanted to cry, but turned his head to look at A Piao who was beside him, "Zhao...Zhao Xuange, did you mean what you said just now? I'll borrow some money and I'll go to a hotel."
However, Ah Piao shook his head and refused, "I'll listen to Fang Xu."
"You don't need to be so scared, we still have to go on the road together." Fang Xu continued to comfort, but these words sounded a little weird.
Chen Chen swallowed nervously, wondering what it means to go on the road together, don't just scare people, okay?
"Well, you can get her some markers. I will hide when I see her and don't grab her things." In the end, Chen Chen stepped back a few steps and suggested that the biggest shortcoming of his life is that he likes to occupy things. People are small and cheap.
Even sleeping with ghosts, as long as he doesn't spend the money to stay in the hotel, he is completely acceptable.
Fang Xu nodded and looked back at Kankan, "Is there any way to let him know where you are?"
Kankan hesitated for a moment, then glanced at the things on the table, hooked his fingers, and hooked Fang Xu's luminous watch to himself, "Where the watch is, that is where I am."
With Kan Kan's cooperation, Fang Xu quickly repeated Kan Kan's words to Chen Chen.
Standing not far away, Chen Chen looked at the luminous watch floating in mid-air, finally nodded in confidence, but still retreated a few steps timidly.
Still holding the worn-out scripture in his hand, he asked again, "Aren't you really afraid?"
Fang Xu and A Piao were speechless, and started to pack their luggage with each other.
Kan Kan responded by giving him a big roll of his eyes, but it's a pity that he should not be able to see.
After a farce, Chen Chen finally calmed down, and began to casually look at the luggage that Fang Xu was packing.
"Fang Xu, province X is in the southernmost part of the motherland, and the temperature is about 30 degrees now, so you don't need to bring a coat."
Hearing the suggestion, Fang Xu paused, then took his phone and started to check the temperature.
Sure enough, as Chen Chen said, the temperature was as high as [-] degrees in both province X and province D, and he also brought a few knitted sweaters, which was really unnecessary.
So, he glanced sideways at Chen Chen's travel bag and asked curiously, "What did you bring?"
Chen Chen was happy to share it with him, but when he opened the zipper, he saw only a few old books and some unknown appliances.
Fang Xu's voice choked, and he pulled out a shovel, "What are you doing with this?"
"Dig the ground!" Chen Chen was confident, otherwise how would he get in, digging with his hands? It's not a groundhog!
That's right, Fang Xu nodded, he didn't have these experiences, so he just forgot to bring these tools as he was traveling.
It's just that apart from various tools, Chen Chen didn't see any clothes in this travel bag, which inevitably made people a little curious.
"Aren't you going to bring clothes?" Fang Xu looked at him. At this time, Chen Chen was wearing a black coat with a black windbreaker that reached to his knees, and underneath were black canvas pants and Martin boots. If the lights were not on, he might be To be one with the night.
"I'll buy it when I get there, how tiring it is to carry it." Chen Chen shrugged, then as if remembering something, he took out a crumpled plastic bag from the interlayer of the travel bag, and he took a long time to untie it. It's a pity that there is a dark mass inside, and I can't see what it is.
"What is this?" Fang Xu fumbled for the ball of fabric, but couldn't tell what it was.
"My underwear." Chen Chen was very excited, and then spread them out on the table one by one, and introduced them to Fang Xu, "This is the underwear signed by my favorite professor. The one I wore when I was in the urinal, and that one was..."
Fang Xu: Actually, I didn't really want to see it that much, really...
Ah Piao stood up impatiently, and glanced sharply at Chen Chen, but the man pretended not to see it at all, and continued to introduce it endlessly.
He had no choice but to clear his throat and pull Fang Xu up, "Don't tidy up, buy it there, let's sleep."
Isn't it just to buy new clothes? Anyway, when it comes to being rich, he is still confident that he is better than this guy who only knows how to make money.
It was also rare for Fang Xu to agree with A Piao, and after nodding in agreement, he followed him out of the living room without hesitation.
At this time, although the living room was lit, there was only Chen Chen alone... and a luminous watch floating in the air.
Chen Chen's eyes were still shining, he looked at the luminous watch, and then raised his underwear, "Do you want to know more?"
Kankan: I refuse!
Brother, there is a thick-skinned hooligan here!
The main reason is because of Fang Xu and A Piao's serious expressions at the moment, while Chen Chen just tucked his hair and feet, like a monkey back to basics!
"The sofa in our house is not smart." Fang Xu clasped his arms and explained.
Chen Chen nodded, so what?He wasn't so stupid as to really think that this broken and patched sofa would be a smart sofa.
"Some time ago, some uncontrollable things happened, I think I must tell you." Fang Xu continued, "My jade pendant is cursed, and there is... a ghost."
"Interesting." Chen Chen became interested, and his big eyes suddenly lit up.
"And she is sitting next to you now." Fang Xu smiled dryly, hoping that Chen Chen could also accept this setting soon.
"What?!" Chen Chen's eyes, which were still dark and shiny just now, suddenly widened. He staggered to the door, then fumbled for his travel bag, and finally found an old yellow book from inside. Book, swept around, "Are you... afraid?"
"What is this?" Fang Xu leaned over to look at it, but it was a pity that it was full of incomprehensible words, which were very abstract.
"It's said that ghosts are afraid of this book that has been opened." Chen Chen said to Fang Xu mysteriously, feeling a little bit more confident all of a sudden.
Fang Xu paused, glanced at Kan Kan who took the time to sit next to him, and asked, "Are you afraid of that thing?"
He glanced at Chen Chen with disdain, shook his head honestly and said, "I don't understand."
Sure enough, these things are just deceiving, okay?
Fang Xu pushed Chen Chen's book away, repeating Kankan's meaning, "She said it, but I don't understand it."
Chen Chen lowered his head and glanced at his previously opened scriptures, and sighed, "Fang Xu, you said you raised ghosts and even raised an illiterate ghost!"
Fang Xu: ...Big brother, your book is written in hieroglyphs, even ghosts who have received nine years of compulsory education may be able to understand your scriptures, okay?
"Just now you also said that you plan to stay at my house for one night, and this sofa is her territory...so I hope you can get along in harmony." Fang Xu smiled at him, fearing that Chen Chen would be afraid, he kindly added Said, "Don't worry, she won't hurt you."
At most, it's just to kick you twice, to tease you.
Chen Chen wanted to cry, but turned his head to look at A Piao who was beside him, "Zhao...Zhao Xuange, did you mean what you said just now? I'll borrow some money and I'll go to a hotel."
However, Ah Piao shook his head and refused, "I'll listen to Fang Xu."
"You don't need to be so scared, we still have to go on the road together." Fang Xu continued to comfort, but these words sounded a little weird.
Chen Chen swallowed nervously, wondering what it means to go on the road together, don't just scare people, okay?
"Well, you can get her some markers. I will hide when I see her and don't grab her things." In the end, Chen Chen stepped back a few steps and suggested that the biggest shortcoming of his life is that he likes to occupy things. People are small and cheap.
Even sleeping with ghosts, as long as he doesn't spend the money to stay in the hotel, he is completely acceptable.
Fang Xu nodded and looked back at Kankan, "Is there any way to let him know where you are?"
Kankan hesitated for a moment, then glanced at the things on the table, hooked his fingers, and hooked Fang Xu's luminous watch to himself, "Where the watch is, that is where I am."
With Kan Kan's cooperation, Fang Xu quickly repeated Kan Kan's words to Chen Chen.
Standing not far away, Chen Chen looked at the luminous watch floating in mid-air, finally nodded in confidence, but still retreated a few steps timidly.
Still holding the worn-out scripture in his hand, he asked again, "Aren't you really afraid?"
Fang Xu and A Piao were speechless, and started to pack their luggage with each other.
Kan Kan responded by giving him a big roll of his eyes, but it's a pity that he should not be able to see.
After a farce, Chen Chen finally calmed down, and began to casually look at the luggage that Fang Xu was packing.
"Fang Xu, province X is in the southernmost part of the motherland, and the temperature is about 30 degrees now, so you don't need to bring a coat."
Hearing the suggestion, Fang Xu paused, then took his phone and started to check the temperature.
Sure enough, as Chen Chen said, the temperature was as high as [-] degrees in both province X and province D, and he also brought a few knitted sweaters, which was really unnecessary.
So, he glanced sideways at Chen Chen's travel bag and asked curiously, "What did you bring?"
Chen Chen was happy to share it with him, but when he opened the zipper, he saw only a few old books and some unknown appliances.
Fang Xu's voice choked, and he pulled out a shovel, "What are you doing with this?"
"Dig the ground!" Chen Chen was confident, otherwise how would he get in, digging with his hands? It's not a groundhog!
That's right, Fang Xu nodded, he didn't have these experiences, so he just forgot to bring these tools as he was traveling.
It's just that apart from various tools, Chen Chen didn't see any clothes in this travel bag, which inevitably made people a little curious.
"Aren't you going to bring clothes?" Fang Xu looked at him. At this time, Chen Chen was wearing a black coat with a black windbreaker that reached to his knees, and underneath were black canvas pants and Martin boots. If the lights were not on, he might be To be one with the night.
"I'll buy it when I get there, how tiring it is to carry it." Chen Chen shrugged, then as if remembering something, he took out a crumpled plastic bag from the interlayer of the travel bag, and he took a long time to untie it. It's a pity that there is a dark mass inside, and I can't see what it is.
"What is this?" Fang Xu fumbled for the ball of fabric, but couldn't tell what it was.
"My underwear." Chen Chen was very excited, and then spread them out on the table one by one, and introduced them to Fang Xu, "This is the underwear signed by my favorite professor. The one I wore when I was in the urinal, and that one was..."
Fang Xu: Actually, I didn't really want to see it that much, really...
Ah Piao stood up impatiently, and glanced sharply at Chen Chen, but the man pretended not to see it at all, and continued to introduce it endlessly.
He had no choice but to clear his throat and pull Fang Xu up, "Don't tidy up, buy it there, let's sleep."
Isn't it just to buy new clothes? Anyway, when it comes to being rich, he is still confident that he is better than this guy who only knows how to make money.
It was also rare for Fang Xu to agree with A Piao, and after nodding in agreement, he followed him out of the living room without hesitation.
At this time, although the living room was lit, there was only Chen Chen alone... and a luminous watch floating in the air.
Chen Chen's eyes were still shining, he looked at the luminous watch, and then raised his underwear, "Do you want to know more?"
Kankan: I refuse!
Brother, there is a thick-skinned hooligan here!
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