shock!I am a stone

Shi Shi supported Gong Mi and walked north, with his back to the sun, his eyes were dizzy, and the only shadow was the shadow left by the sun scorching his back.

At night, there was heavy wind and rain, but Gong Mi was able to recover her strength at this time, otherwise, the two of them would have died in this strange grassland long ago.

After traveling for about four days, the two finally saw other scenes besides the plains - towering mountains.

In the evening, the two casually found a cave to rest.

Shi Shi carefully let Gong Mi lean on the rock, and hurried up and down to find some dry firewood, but where there is no dry firewood in this place, only some withered and yellow weeds can be found.

When Gong Mi woke up, he had something to eat. Shi Shi took out the pots and pans from the ring and cooked some porridge. He ate some dry food for the past few days, and Gong Mi had a strange obsession with meat, so Gong Mi What Mi can take out is either this meat or that meat.

Every morning, the barren grass is lush and green, not only the vegetation is lush, but there are also many fresh mushrooms.

The stones picked some, and they just waited to take them out for a while when they were walking, and they would become dried mushrooms that were easy to store.

Today's dinner is these dried mushrooms and some dried weeds. Well, they are actually some wild vegetables. Unfortunately, Gongya doesn't agree with this. He really doesn't like these weeds with a slightly bitter taste, but mushrooms are still ok Yes, it tastes a bit like meat, soft and tough, well, it's also a bit like a stone.

Stone didn't know that Gongya compared him to a mushroom and then to meat. He cut the mushroom into small pieces, put some meat that was also cut into small pieces, put some salt, and caught the flames of the weeds burning. Soon, the soup in the pot started to boil.

Shadows disappeared in the water vapor, Shitou raised his head and found that Gong Mi was still looking at him, and asked, "Master, what are you looking at?"

Gong Mi turned her face away in embarrassment, "I didn't see anything."

He wouldn't say that, looking at Shi Shi's serious expression, he couldn't help but want to get closer.

Shi Shi ignored him, thinking that he also wanted some broth, so when the broth was ready, he added some wild vegetables, and served him the first bowl first.

Gong Ya got the broth, took a sip, and drank it.

Because only a little salt was added, the soup smelled like mushrooms. Maybe it was because he was very thirsty. After drinking three bowls in a row, Miyami sat in the corner meanderingly, half leaning against the wall, approaching The leg of the wall is curled up, the arm on the same side rests on this leg, the other leg is straightened, and the arm is also pressed to the ground. How should I put it, the whole person seems to be open, waiting for another person to approach.

The stones were eaten up quickly, and it began to rain heavily outside at this time.

He rinsed the bowls and chopsticks with rainwater, then put them into the ring, walked to Gong Mi's side consciously, leaned in his arms, and stared at the pouring rain outside.

Shi Shi quietly poked Gong Mi's chest, and whispered, "Master, let me tell you a joke."

Miyami nodded indifferently.

Shi Shi thought for a while, and said something from a long time ago.

At that time, he and Laifu were mischievous, and once accidentally bumped into a butcher, and the butcher scolded them both head-on and face-to-face. How could the two of them want to, so he had a fight, but the butcher had a big body Strong, he drove them all the way to Yingxian Tower, and scolded them for a long time at the door.

The two of them were not rivals for selling meat, and their noses and faces were bruised and swollen by him. Fortunately, they ran fast. Even if he scolded at the door, the two of them didn't dare to go out.

When the father saw it, he asked them what was going on, and they told him.

The old man listened, and let them go to the market with him the next day.

The two of them rubbed and hid in the dark, when they saw the old man walking to the butcher's shop to pay, rubbing his fingers on the pork, and asked, "Is your meat from a pig?"

The boss replied with a shy smile, "That's right, this is a domestic fat pig, it's definitely good meat."

"Oh, then your meat is not dog meat, is it?"

The boss said unhappily: "You can't tell the difference between pork and dog meat, this..." He picked up a piece of meat and pointed it to the old man, "Isn't this pork?"

The old man said slowly, "Your meat is not as good as other pork and dog meat."

Listening to the boss, there seemed to be something wrong, what kind of pork, dog meat, you, he felt that the old man was looking for faults, so with a sullen face, he said, "Are you here to find fault?"

Dad: "I just asked casually, why are you angry?"

After finishing speaking, the father shook his hand, turned around and left. It took a long time for the butcher to realize that his father was calling him a butcher who was inferior to pigs and dogs. When he was desperate and wanted to find someone, his father had already So I led them to hide aside and watch the butcher jumping.

After finishing speaking, Shitou himself seemed to remember the butcher scratching his ears and cheeks, and couldn't help laughing. After laughing, he sighed again and said, "Master, I miss Dad."

Gong Mien let out a cry, and embraced him in her arms, spreading the warmth of her entire chest to Shi Shi's body.

Stone didn't know what was going on, and his ears seemed to have a fever.

"Master, do you think Dad will be fine?"

The stone was pressed by the back of the head by Gong Mi, and a piece protruded there, and Gong Mi's fingers slowly moved along the bone, bringing a tiny trembling feeling.

Stone narrowed his eyes slightly comfortably.

"He'll be fine." Gong Mi answered him like this.

Shitou's worries about his father did not decrease because of Gong Mi's comfort. Although he told a joke, not only did not make Gong Mi laugh, but he also became unhappy.

Gong Mi touched his head and said, "I also have a joke to tell you, do you want to listen?"

Stone nodded, "Listen."

Gong Mi also thought about it, and said: "A puppy likes a kitten, but the kitten doesn't like the puppy, so the puppy says, why don't you like me?" I will tell you the reason, will you listen?"

Speaking of this, Gong Mi suddenly stopped talking, Shi Shi looked up at him strangely, and saw that he seemed to have finished speaking, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, but he didn't hear anything funny about this story ?

"Master..." Suddenly, he suddenly thought that Gong Mi was going to tell him a joke just now, and asked him if he would listen. It turned out that it was in this place, and he suddenly realized that he laughed muffledly. Although the joke was a bit embarrassing, But such a master who can tell jokes also makes him feel uplifted.

Shi Shi moved his body, so that he could better lie on his side beside Gong Ya.

He was thinking, how could the master be so good and powerful, and he couldn't be said to be good to him, and he would wrong himself to tell him jokes, although it was not particularly funny.

He quietly raised his head to look at Gong Mi: What kind of wife will Master look for in the future?

Thinking of this, his cheeks couldn't help turning red. When Master was an old man, although he felt that Master had an inexplicable attraction to him, he could still think at that time that it was just respect for Master, but now...

I can't help but think of Lei Ke and Qingsong getting along harmoniously...

While thinking, his fingers wrapped around Gong Mi's hair, like a young girl, he patted his cheek, why did he feel that he was so hypocritical.

This kind of action was too intimate. He thought of every detail of how he got along with his master. Hey... he was really hypocritical. Why didn't he realize it before? The master himself was ignorant of finding a world. If you have to hold your thighs, you have to learn from your master, so the master probably won't take you with you, but now because the master has become young and good-looking, but he has unreasonable thoughts about the master, he can't help scolding himself, how can you do this, respect the master It’s important to say that you should honor your master if you agree, and you should give your master a pension if you agree...

He looked up at the young and outrageous master, and thought about it, forget it, and just count the old man when it comes to pensions.

He sighed, and leaned against Gong Mi, although he felt so much in his heart, his body did not leave Gong Mi, obviously his reason told him that he should keep a distance, but in his heart he was very dependent on Gong Mi.

Anyway, it was like this in the past, and the master didn't understand how other people's masters and apprentices get along with each other. He must think that masters and apprentices get along like this.

As if saying this could comfort his uncontrollable heart, he leaned comfortably on Gong Mi's body, drowsy.

The rain outside slapped the wall, making a patter, patter sound, and the whole world seemed to be immersed in a dream.

Gong Mi's curled up legs straightened out, almost touching Shi Shi's body, he closed his eyes, and patted Shi Shi's back with his palms one after another, and the two of them fell into a drowsy sleep like this.

Stone had a dream, and he knew clearly that he was dreaming, because he couldn't speak or move, and was entrusted in the hands of a girl.

The girl was very good-looking, her eyebrows were upturned with a bit of heroism, and her eyes were red and phoenix, but her nose was not so straight. The girl was wearing a red dress, walked with wind, walked to a large hall, and threw him out.

He didn't feel any pain, and he spun around several times before barely stopping.

Looking at the girl from a distance, I feel even more that the girl has a bold personality, coming in a hurry, leaving in a hurry, and before leaving, she seems to be talking to someone, saying something, "It's not bad."

I don't know how long after that, I felt groggy in my dream, as if I couldn't open my eyes, I couldn't move my body, and my body was almost going to be stiff.

The lights in the main hall went off and on, and on and off again, and he just stayed there in a daze.

Until one day, that girl ran over again, but her face was not good-looking, and when she picked him up, she was not as flustered as before. She flew into the sky, really flew, he could overlook the whole continent.

Suddenly, the girl let go, and he fell quickly. He could clearly feel the wind blowing beside his body, but he seemed unconscious. He heard a bang like a landslide, and it wasn't just him who fell to the ground. The sound seemed to be the sound of the continent shaking and splitting.

The author has something to say:

Can't write small theaters, why are other people's small theaters so hot and cute?