All the Gold and Jade: Princess Consort

Chapter 36: The grandma who messed up the mandarin ducks [Dipping Pig Cage Trilogy]

"Don't understand?" Xu Heng imitated Yongyan's way, clasped his index finger and touched his chin, just like a thinking wise man: "Anyway, I have nothing to do, so why don't I just tell you."

"Okay! We haven't seen each other for a long time, so we should have a good talk." When Shao Chi'er heard that Xu Heng was finally going to talk to her, he couldn't help but beam with joy.

Shao Chi'er was happy at first, but when she saw Xu Heng counting the past with his fingers one by one, he said while counting: "This is when I just entered the water, at most I can hold my breath for a while, anyway, for a while I won’t die for a while, at most I’m afraid.”

"...?" Shao Chi'er was completely dumbfounded by her words.

Xu Heng ignored her puzzled expression, opened her second finger and said, "And after a while, you will suddenly realize, eh? Why can't you hold your breath? Then your mouth will be covered The water was washed away, and then I was filled with water, so that even if I didn’t eat, I wouldn’t feel hungry.”

Shao Chi'er became more and more confused: "Cousin Heng...I...."

Xu Heng opened the third finger again, looked at Shao Chi'er very seriously and said: "But for ordinary people, she suddenly doesn't want to die at this time, but as the old saying goes, there is no turning back when you open the bow, cousin dont you agree?"

Although Shao Chi'er didn't know what Xu Heng was talking about, he still nodded instinctively.

Xu Heng also nodded and said: "Yes! This person will definitely struggle when he is in a hurry, and the more he struggles, the faster he sinks. In the end, a well-behaved big girl with yellow flowers will turn into a white and fat meat It's Zongzi, cousin Chi'er, do you think it's miserable?"

"It's miserable..." Shao Chi'er finally asked, "But Cousin Heng, what are you talking about?"

"The pig cage trilogy." Xu Heng laughed, but said very seriously: "This is a folktale I read in a picture book. It's about an official lady and a married woman. The husband committed adultery and was finally soaked in a pig cage, which is really beautiful! Finally, when the young lady’s body was picked up... Tsk tsk, think about it yourself, so I won’t go on.”

Shao Chi'er: "...." After a long time of tugging at the relationship, it came back again!

Shao Chi'er felt that Xu Heng was bullying her in a different way, and was about to pout and cry when he saw the head of the Xu family, Mrs. Sun and her mother, just came out of the mansion.

Shao Chi'er suddenly felt that she had a backbone in her heart, thinking, as Cousin Sun's mother, Cousin Heng would always listen to what she said.

So she didn't cry to Xu Heng any more, she jumped in front of Mrs. Sun in three steps and two steps, and the crying Lihua said with rain: "Auntie, you have to make the decision for me."

When she cried, Sun was stunned by crying, and she thought: This pretty little girl, why is there golden beans falling from her face all day long?If the marriage is unsatisfactory in the future, wouldn't she be blinded by crying at her husband's house?

But although the child herself was not very satisfied, she was still the only child of her own sister, and after all, she brought her relatives with her, so she couldn't ignore her in front of her mother.

Mrs. Sun patted Shao Chi'er's crying back and said in relief: "What's the matter? Come and tell my aunt, if someone dares to bully you, my aunt will definitely not let her go lightly."

Shao Chi'er cried even more when she heard that, although she was wiping her tears with her sleeve, her eyes kept looking at Xu Heng.Mrs. Sun originally thought that Xu Heng had bullied the other girl, and this made her guess even more solid, but it is not easy to get angry in the public, and besides, there are people coming and going on the street, and a big yellow girl is crying in front of the door It doesn't look good either.

Mrs. Sun took them all to the main hall. Perhaps Shao Chi'er was crying so much that the ghosts and gods were crying, and the nimble young servant immediately went to the backyard to invite the old lady. In the end, even Mrs. Zhao was trembling with the help of his servants. come closer.

Mrs. Zhao entered the main hall, sat down on the main seat, and then asked: "What's wrong with Miss Chi? Who bullied you?"

Mrs. Sun hurriedly sent someone to pour tea for the old lady, and then said: "Mother, it's nothing serious, the two children are just playing around. Why are you running all the way here when you're not on the bed?"

Shao Chi'er's mother saw that Mrs. Zhao was here, and quickly followed suit: "Old lady, don't worry, their children are playing around, it doesn't matter."

"Just kidding?" Mrs. Zhao looked at Xu Heng with an innocent face, and then at Shao Chi'er who was crying, and felt that the two of them didn't look like they were kidding around. A girl who is kidding around can cry like this ?

She thought for a while, and suddenly something flashed in her mind, and she opened her eyes in a flash of inspiration.

She felt that her grandson must have done something to offend the girl!

Apart from deliberately losing to A Nuo Jinzi in the bamboo opera, Mrs. Zhao has always been a very fair person. This is reflected in every aspect of life. For example, regarding the matter of Xu Heng and Shao Chier, Soon she came up with a safe solution.

Zhao Shi said: "Heng and Yongyan have been married for a long time, but they haven't had a son and a half daughter. Why don't we just take a concubine?"

Xu Heng: "Grandma!"

Sun: "Mom!"

Xu Heng and Sun Shi spoke at the same time.

"Shut up!" Mrs. Zhao tilted her head to look at Shao Chi'er, and asked in a slow tone, "Girl, are you willing to marry into the Xu family?"

"I am willing!" Shao Chi'er stopped crying when she heard the words, although she hadn't figured out how things developed in this direction, and how did she achieve her goal without saying anything?But since the old lady asked, she was naturally willing to do so!

"Would you like a fart!" Xu Heng jumped up from the chair as if his butt was on fire, and pointed at Shao Chi'er like a bully: "You can tell in good conscience, did I do anything to you?"

Shao Chi'er shook his head, then nodded again.

"You are wronging me!" Xu Heng yelled, but when she looked at Zhao Shi, she looked like a little quail with broken wings, shaking her head desperately and said: "Grandma, grandson has never done anything to her, grandson My son doesn't want to take a concubine, my grandson... my grandson doesn't!"

"Don't follow what?" Although Mrs. Zhao is weak, her voice is like Hong Zhong: "You unworthy descendant has done such an unseemly thing. Could it be that a good-looking little girl with yellow flowers will ruin your innocence!"

Just as Xu Heng was about to continue his painstaking explanation, he heard a high-pitched voice from outside the main hall: "Princess arrives, everyone kneels to welcome...".

In a short while, the Xu family had already knelt on the ground. Sun and Zhao were elders and naturally they didn't have to kneel, and Xu Heng didn't need to kneel as husband, but Shao Chi'er was neither a relative of the emperor nor a relative of the state, so he naturally had to kneel, not only If she wanted to kneel, she would bow her head and bow her head.

"See the princess, the princess is blessed." Shao Chi'er shook his head along with all the servants.

Yongyan walked in with Liuying's support, and his eyes jumped over Shao Chi'er without stopping at all, but when Shao Chi'er touched Yongyan's cold eyes, he suddenly felt a little tingling in his neck. Cold, she shivered, thinking that today's appointment is due to wearing less.

Yongyan looked at the people saluting, shouted "Pingshen", and said to Zhao and Sun: "Mother, grandma, they are all from my own family, so there is no need to be too polite."

When Yongyan glanced at Xu Heng who was bending over to salute, the original chill in his brows and eyes had long since dissipated, and turned to be full of tenderness: "My son-in-law, get back on your feet."

Xu Heng grinned at her, straightened up and asked, "Why is the princess here?"

Yongyan patted her little head as if no one was there, and said in a warm voice: "Seeing that you have not returned home for a long time, I asked Liuying to come out to look for you. I didn't expect Liuying to say that you were delayed because of trouble. I am afraid that you will be wronged." He rushed over."

Xu Heng reacted for a while before he understood what Yongyan said, but it was an oolong in the first place, caused by grandma messing up the mandarin ducks, and he didn't have much to do with Shao Chi'er, but looking at Yongyan's Shao Chi'er's posture of mobilizing teachers and mobilizing crowds may be more dangerous than good.

As soon as Mrs. Zhao heard what Yongyan said, she knew that the matter of taking a concubine to Xu Heng was almost impossible to hide, otherwise Yongyan would not have come so "timely", so she simply explained the matter directly: "Daughter-in-law , I want to give Heng'er a concubine, seeing that Chi'er is smart, I like this girl very much, if you nod, it will be done."

Yongyan looked as usual, thought for a while and said: "If grandma insists on taking a concubine for the son-in-law, how would I dare to object, it's just..."

"Just what?" Zhao asked.

"It's fine if a girl with a clean family background is a concubine for the son-in-law. It's just chosen by grandma, so it may not be a good match. The son-in-law is pure-hearted and afraid of being deceived by others, so I have to take care of this matter."

Xu Heng: "...." Am I innocent?

Ah no, is it because my cousin is not innocent?