Tianting Admissions Office [Comprehensive Mythology]
Chapter 92 ☆╰╮
"Stop being so glib here."
Kong Xuan tilted his head and gave Di Jun a sideways glance. To be honest, he didn't care too much about that Xihe. He had been with Di Jun for so many years, and Kong Xuan would know what Di Jun was hitting just by turning his hair on his head. Idea, like Xihe, and have cubs with it?
That is impossible.
But there are surprises in everything.
If one accidentally gets pregnant due to feelings, things will be fun.
"Daughter-in-law, why don't I ask Tai Yi to find something for them to do?" Di Jun immediately got to his wife's place, and hurriedly said before Kong Xuan could speak.
To be honest, even if Kong Xuan didn't talk about Di Jun, he still had to find a way to get Tai Yi to find a reason to get rid of that Xi He.
As for why you didn't do it yourself——
Di Jun said that the killing skills in the plot are too strong, and Da Dao's daddy is on his back.
What's more, there is no record in history of the range of feeling pregnant. What if drinking water from a river also makes you feel sick?
There is no such thing as abortion these days.
"Find something?"
Kong Xuan raised his eyebrows. Having settled in the honeymoon dungeon world for so long, Kong Xuan is finally not as unreasonable as before, but he is still very skinny in his bones. When Di Jun said he was looking for something, he came here immediately Spirit.
==Daughter-in-law, do you want to be so excited?
This is to cause trouble and fight. Don't make it look like you are going to take the children out for a spring outing!
But speaking of kids—
Di Jun suddenly remembered the letter from Fei Yu that he had received before, that Lao Tzu, who seemed to be the only reliable (not) teacher in Tianting Cultivation Academy, worked hard and kept a good recording habit every day.
It's no wonder that his good corpse is capable of being the ceremonial officer of the state of Zhou.Keke, far away.
All in all, it talks about Nuwa's creation of human beings in the past few days, Yuanzi and Hongyun in the dumping pot town, and the newcomers in the academy, the Queen Mother of Yaochi West, and Shi Qilin finally overcome the catastrophe and successfully relieved the depression that has plagued him for many years. Congratulations.
Di Jun closed his eyes and thought about it carefully. Even though these are useless, Di Jun still thought of a great idea!
……
"You mean Chang Xi and Xi and they went to find Lord Fate Star?"
Taiyi leisurely changed into his original form and nestled in the arms of his own Tongtian brand rocking chair, chewing the spiritual fruit in his paws as melon seeds, when Di Jun's words came out, Taiyi was so scared that the melons in Taiyi's hand dropped.
"But, didn't you say that you need to use the phantom array of Zixiao Palace to trace time and space?"
"The number of cause and effect is too mysterious, and it may be dangerous to use it rashly. It is better to prepare first." Di Jun looked at Tai Yi as a matter of course.
Every word was well-founded, but for some reason Tai Yi always felt that there was something weird, and after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure out what was wrong, so he gave up.
Di Jun breathed a sigh of relief, he wouldn't say that he and his wife were too messy before, which caused the positioning device of the illusion to seem a little disordered.
Oh, that's not the point~
but--
"Since you can't use karma, it's useless to send my two apprentices out." Tai Yi picked up a melon again and gnawed it.
Tong Tian, who is holding Tai Yi, is full of lovelessness, his baby loves to eat melons too much, and recently he has no intention of communicating about double cultivation, what should he do?Wait online, hurry up!
Dijun just walked around the modern and ultra-modern a few days ago, and his thinking has improved a lot compared to the stupid and cute before. He glanced at his younger brother who was eating melons with disgust, and was not angry.
Didn't you count your two good apprentices when you counted earlier?
The moment you opened your mouth, these two deputy Sun and Moon have already been recognized by Daoist, and the aura they carry will naturally help them find a star monarch with a suitable fate.
"OK then."
Tai just nodded, but—
Anyway, the Zhoutian Star Formation has basically been deployed, and now I just have time to study the posture of double cultivation with my shit-shoveling officer XD
"By the way, I speculated before that Dongzhi Fusang might be the candidate for some time. Why don't we let Xihe and the others go."
Fuso?
Taiyi was stunned when he heard the place name, isn't this the island where they were born?After being forcibly moved there by the Feng Clan and turning it into a territory, he never went back. Why did he suddenly end up there?
"Stupid you, it's been a long time since the sea has changed. Is the small island still a small island?" Di Jun rolled his eyes at Tai Yi. This chirp knows how to eat all day long. They have to rest and go before they go, they have to be ready!"
After leaving these words, Di Jun left happily.
It's not that he's not in a hurry, it's really early, and they can't find anyone ==
That's right, people.
Although Nuwa was very straightforward when she blamed her before, she was still a young girl who hadn't experienced much in the world, so it seemed a bit unreasonable to bully a limp Hongyun.
So I found my conscience to accompany Lao Tzu to observe these villains in my spare time, which is called "investigation and study".
Although the reason was very nonsensical, Di Jun still found some clues. Zhen Yuanzi and Hong Yun seemed to be planning to leave Zixiao Palace and return to their old nest for a while.
God bless the human race, but the human race is also vulnerable.
For these spiritual beings born in heaven and earth, these dolls may have grown old or even died in just a moment.
A few days ago, Hongyun was busy teaching homework. When he came back to his senses and planned to observe his own little cutie, when he opened the Qiankun bag, his favorite little cutie had a grandson.
Hong Yun has been crying for so long, and the color of her crying body has begun to fade. Zhen Yuanzi has finally made up his mind, and it is right to let these little cuties live in the outside world.
If I come here so many times, my best friend will probably cry.
In a real sense, I gave myself—cry—no—!
If Zhen Yuanzi hadn't added a few scoops of water during the period, maybe it would have happened!
However, it is important to let them out. Now that these cubs are so weak, if they are not placed in a good place, they might be chewed up by giant beasts one day.
After thinking about it, Zhen Yuanzi found several unowned lands, one of which was Fusang.
Di Jun's idea is even more simple and clear.
First, it is inevitable to support Xihe, and second, it is also related to the killing of the plot.
No matter how much time has passed, Fusang, as the birthplace of the two Golden Crows, Dijun and Taiyi, always has the aura of the sun and fire essence. If, just in case, she really feels pregnant and becomes pregnant, it has nothing to do with him!
A dead friend is not a poor Taoist, who made Tai Yi be born on that island~╮(╯▽╰)╭
After Di Jun made up his mind to pay attention, he deduced a little bit, and it was time to set off in three days! XD
……
Chang Xi has been a little depressed recently. It was very comfortable to stay leisurely in the office with his master and sisters to tinker with the stars, but who knew that after his master fell in love, he would ignore these two little bastards, and even sent them away to enjoy the world of two. They are looking for some kind of star king.
=mouth=
Come on, if Master Fate Star is so easy to find, they can still use Mr. Rabbit, Little Fox and Golden Spotted Tiger who spend all their time making trouble in the Heavenly Court?
It is simply dehumanizing!
Chang Xi felt that his temper was still very good, and he was very happy eating fruit with his master and little sisters, but now, what should he do if he wants to eat rabbits for no reason?
"Chang Xi, if you eat any more, your stomach will come out." Xi He blinked his big watery eyes, no matter how you look at them, they are cute and tight, plus that angelic face like a loli and a figure like a devil , Even if the aesthetics of the creatures on the Great Desolate Continent is still a bit weird, I have to praise how beautiful it is.
However, Chang Xi regretted that he was eating roasted rabbits and had no time to appreciate the beauty of his little sister.
"However, Chang Xi, the rabbit you tested is really delicious!"
Seeing that Chang Xi ignored her, Xi He didn't mind, so he sniffled and smelled the aroma of roasted rabbit meat with enjoyment, feeling that it was the ultimate enjoyment.
"Would you like some too?"
Apart from wanting to eat it, Chang Xi also wanted to vent his anger when he ate roasted rabbits. He was also very generous towards his little sisters. He stretched out a rabbit's leg while talking.
"No, no, I've lost weight these two days!"
When I watched it just now, I didn't feel anything. When the rabbit's legs stretched out in front of me, Xi He was like an enemy. The aroma from his nostrils is simply a murder weapon in the world! ! !
She's losing weight recently, okay?If you continue to eat like this endlessly, you won't even be able to put on your clothes!
But speaking of the clothes...
"Chang Xi, you can take care of yourself. I have changed your clothes for you three times. If you are still eating, where can I find materials for you to change your clothes?"
Chang Xi paused when he heard Xi He's words, glanced at the clothes on his body, raised his hand after a while, and took a bite of the rabbit's leg, chewing slowly, while mumbled Said.
"Where is the fat? It's just a little taller."
"Just grow taller!!!"
As soon as he heard Chang Xi's words, Xi He immediately got furious, stood up suddenly, pointed at Chang Xi's head and said.
"Open your eyes and take a closer look, okay? It's a little taller, it's a head taller than me! Do you remember what this skirt looked like when you came out?"
Xihe waited for Chang Xi angrily, and looked at Chang Xi with a guilty conscience.
Unlike Chang Xi, Xi He has so many complaints. In order to better complete the tasks assigned by Master, first of all, a good image is essential, and the most important thing is a good one!
If it can't highlight their two graceful figures and their magnificent appearance, what kind of good fashion can it be!
Master Yuanfeng, who taught their courses, couldn't agree to this point.
So during the time when they were preparing to go on the road, Xi He made two sets of clothes out of the best materials in Tai Yi's hands.
This dress of mine is mainly red, the high waist outlines the perfect figure to the extreme, and the fiery red and capable skirt looks like a scorching sun when worn, it just matches Xi He's fate, and it looks very suitable.
And what was prepared for Chang Xi was a water-blue wide-sleeved dress, showing elegance in every move.
And Chang Xi's figure is not inferior to Xi He's at all, after wearing it, he just exudes a kind of restraint charm.
It's a pity - this beauty lasted for less than three days!
I don't know what kind of evil my brother is suffering from. Since he entered the lower realm, his head has grown like a seedling. If Xi He hadn't grown up a bit, the height gap between the two would have been even greater.
It's okay, you know that when making clothes, Xi He left some room, so if he grows taller, the hem of the skirt will at most appear to be shorter, so that's okay.
It even made Chang Xi look a little more heroic!
But do you want to shrink your chest along with it?Although she felt a little sorry for her brother, she was too ugly to have no breasts!
I don't know what poisoned Xihe's aesthetics. According to Di Jun's observation, it should come from her maker, Nuwa Dada. Xihe has a kind of honey fever for big breasts, and he himself is like a boobs. Like two small watermelons.
It's a pity that now Chang Xi's breasts have obviously shrunk to the size of a steamed bun, which makes Xi He accept his incompetence!
At first, I was quite relieved when I saw Chang Xi eating and eating like venting his anger. I tried to let Chang Xi eat more to grow his original proud capital, at least to support his clothes, but after a while, Xi He found out, what is Chang Xi?Obviously, the more I eat, the taller I grow, and the taller I grow, the more my breasts shrink.
The dress she carefully prepared has been changed beyond recognition! QQ
"Is it that exaggerated?" Chang Xi raised his eyebrows, and finally ate up the roasted rabbit in his hand.
"Of course! No, I have to find a way."
Xi He did what he thought, went around Chang Xi a few times, and finally came to a conclusion.
Once Chang Xi ate roasted rabbits, she would grow taller, her waist would become thicker, and her bust would become smaller. Once Chang Xi changed her skirt, once she changed her skirt, all her hard work for so many days would be in vain!
Simply unbearable!
"From today onwards, you are not allowed to eat a single bite of rabbit! Not half a bite!"
"What, what?" Chang Xi was stunned when he heard Xi He's words, what is this, in order to wear clothes, he even deprived him of his hobbies?
It's no wonder Chang Xi's reaction was so strong, although he first started eating rabbit meat purely to vent his anger, but he also fell in love with this fragrant taste while eating it.
What's more, he also inherited his master and father's good barbecue skills. His own taste buds were conquered by him when he roasted rabbit meat for the first time, and now he suddenly won't let him eat a bite? ? ?Do you want to be so vicious!
"If you don't eat it, you don't eat it." Xi He pouted and looked at Chang Xi threateningly, "You can eat it if you want, anyway, I won't light the fire, so you can eat raw by yourself!"
After finishing speaking, Xi He directly lifted the soil next to the fire with his feet to extinguish the fire, and dug out a sweet potato from the Qiankun bag and buried it in it.
Now this residual temperature tastes just right =v=
But I really admire Principal Di Jun, how delicious things like this can be found, like they have never seen sweet potatoes.
Chang Xi: ==
Really, be careful!
Chang Xi looked at Xi He speechlessly, he knew to threaten himself with this, because he couldn't make a fire!good!He bears it!
Don't eat rabbit if you don't eat rabbit! QQ
After Chang Xi was forced by Xihe to sign such a humiliating and humiliating treaty, he really hadn't eaten a bite of rabbit.
But, things in this world are often the more you are not allowed to do them, you just want to do them, scratching your heart and lungs every day, eating and sleeping well, just looking forward to being able to eat meat.
As for Xihe, looking at Chang Xi's green eyes, he felt even more worried. Before, it was a little bit better, and he kept staring at those petite and cute rabbits, but now→_ →
The Ultimate Overlord Rabbit next door and his relatives are almost being targeted by Chang Xi!
Be good, if you eat such a big rabbit, why don't you grow up to be ten catties?horrible!Absolutely not just now!
Ever since, Xi He became more and more vigilant, not giving Chang Xi the slightest chance.
The days of looking for someone are often very boring. In this way, under the repeated vicious circle, Chang Xi will either break out in silence or become abnormal in silence!finally!It really made Chang Xi meet the very, very, very fat rabbit!
Just God help me!
Chang Xi looked at the stupid rabbit in his arms with a face full of satisfaction, a bewildered smile appeared on his face, and he stroked the fluffy long hair of the rabbit with his hands very gently, feeling the chubby body underneath, The smile on his face became brighter and brighter.
Coupled with the water blue dress, it is definitely a visual enjoyment from a distance.
This was Hou Yi's first feeling when he saw Chang Xizhi, the tenderness when stroking the rabbit, the occasional smile, the graceful body, and the beautiful face, Hou Yi suddenly felt as if his heart was being pummeled. After shooting countless arrows, at that moment, he felt that his heart had fallen. There are such cute, innocent, kind-hearted people who love small animals in the world.
The snow-white hair of that stupid rabbit made the beauty's hand even more white and delicate. I don't know what it would feel like to hold it in my hand?
Hou Yi fell into fantasy all of a sudden, staring blankly like obsessively, but——
The fact is—
"Roasted rabbit, roasted rabbit, braised rabbit, stir-fried rabbit, steamed rabbit, slate rabbit, tsk, I'm getting tired, let's have another dish of red door rabbit and beggar rabbit! It's not good!"
After catching the rabbit in his hand, Chang Xi kept thinking about it, the rabbit crushed by the powerful coercion couldn't even bark, it's a pity that he was trembling all over and let this terrible thing come out. Rabbit [-] eats people's touch, QAQ, why is his life so miserable!
I think his big jade rabbit has been gifted since he was born. Not only is he big, but he is also smart. When other rabbits can't learn to speak, he can communicate with Mr. Zhurong and Gonggong smoothly. With his excellent memory, he became a well-known Xueba Rabbit and Gossip Rabbit in the territory.
It's a pity that he is a rabbit after all. When he was young and ignorant, he felt that adults were all kind and never felt that there was anything wrong. However, after the first fight between Gong Gong and Zhu Rong, Dayu was completely discouraged. QAQ, his courage has always been Not so good!
But even though there are gods fighting in the territory all day long, after getting used to it, it's okay to figure out the rules of their fighting, but who would have thought that this time they would meet a group of bastards like Houtu!
And he, the Big Jade Rabbit, fell into the hands of Hou Yi, a cruel and inhuman scum!
You can't bear to cut hair or anything like that!
No, she managed to find the right time and ran out when Xuanming was in the Shura field. She thought she would be able to escape the scumbag Houyi's hand, but she didn't want to go into the wolf's den just after leaving the tiger's mouth, and unexpectedly encountered Fucked a guy who was even more perverted than Hou Yi!
Please, wouldn't it be nice to be such a beautiful young lady quietly?What's wrong with Tutu, to get along with Tutu in this era of scarcity of supplies! ! !
It's over, it's over, the rabbit's life is over!
After struggling for a long time, Big Jade Rabbit finally gave up struggling. He had seen through it, so what if he struggled a bit?The strength of the femme fatale in front of him is obviously not something he can compete with. There is no way, she will be a good rabbit again after 18 years!
However, just when the rabbit gave up struggling and was about to take a last look at the world, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Hou Yi not far away from the corner of his eye!
Dayu's eyes turned red!
With the strength and courage coming out of nowhere, he broke free from Chang Xi's embrace, fell onto the grass, and quickly rushed into Hou Yi's arms.
Mommy!Houyi!I will never call you a witch slag again! ! !Ahhhhh!help!
When Dayu escaped, Chang Xi was wandering in the sky, his mind was full of rabbits eating one hundred and eight, and he was caught off guard by that rabbit for a while.
Dayu rushed out like lightning, heading straight for Hou Yi's embrace, so fast that there was almost only an afterimage left, Chang Xi subconsciously looked in the direction where Dayu left.
For a moment, the eyes of Hou Yi met——
Chang Xi: Damn!Master Taiyi, when will a person suddenly appear here? ? ?
Hou Yi:! ! ! !Rabbit oh rabbit!Brother usually loves you a lot!Unexpectedly, I hooked you up so quickly, my brother will definitely give you two more natural, pollution-free, organic farm-raised carrots grown by myself in the future!
However, in fact, the two people who had just met didn't have time to spark any sparks. Xi He, who had been dismissed by Chang Xi, suddenly came back.
Xihe didn't understand when he saw the rabbit in Houyi's hand.
His eyes scratched Chang Xi's face like a knife, and Hou Yi felt vigilant for a while with those small eyes.
This is a little beauty I just fell in love with, how come there is another one here, could it be that these two are a couple?
Looking at the two identical auras in front of him, Hou Yi felt bad.
Unexpectedly, the first love that I had not had time to start was strangled in the cradle.
On the other hand, Xihe saw Hou Yi's aggrieved appearance, and then looked at the rabbit in Hou Yi's hand, thinking that Chang Xi was hungry and wanted to snatch the rabbit from Hou Yi's hand, and couldn't help feeling guilty for a while.
Speaking of which, these big brothers are all to blame for this matter. If he hadn't coveted other people's rabbits, would he have bullied him like this?Look, a strong man is crying when he is being bullied, he is not guilty of his heart!
With this slightly guilty thought in mind, Xi He put a smile on his face, walked in front of Hou Yi, and said with a smile.
"This big brother looks a bit unfamiliar, where are you going with the rabbit in your arms?"
Xi He inquired about it calmly, and although Hou Yi was a little sad, but with the idea of losing but not losing, he resisted the urge to explode Xi He for a while and forced a smile and said.
"It's not where to go. I lost my rabbit. I came out to look for it. I didn't expect it to be here."
However, my eldest brother went directly to the door to snatch the rabbit from others and snatched it out.
After listening to Hou Yi's explanation, Xi He immediately filled his mind with a series of pictures.
I couldn't help but feel more sympathy for this big brother.
He opened his mouth and said.
"I'm so sorry that my sister caused you trouble by holding the rabbit in her hands."
Xi He finally thought about it, and decided to apologize to this honest man on behalf of his brother.
It's just that after thinking about it again and again, Xihe still used the word "sister". After all, it's not the time to reveal Chang Xi's identity, not to mention that the person in front of him is not very familiar, and maybe he will never meet again in the future. My sister will naturally have no problems.
elder sister?
Upon hearing this title, Hou Yi suddenly raised his ears.
Did he hear correctly just now?Sister, could it be that the beauty is the elder sister of the person in front of me?
In an instant, Hou Yi looked at Xi He with a more pleasing expression.
But Xi He thought that the honest man in front of him accepted his apology, and was even more delighted in his heart.
Hou Yi, on the other hand, intends to take advantage of this opportunity and hastily waved his hands.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a rabbit, then give it to this beauty."
Hou Yi handed the rabbit over with a generous face.
Big Jade Rabbit:? ? ? ?Meow meow meow?Hou Yi, what are you doing?Ben Yutu, you just sent it out like this.
And Chang Xi over there also looked perplexed. The owner who thought he wanted to eat the rabbit behind his back was a little annoyed when he found out, but he didn't want to turn around. Now the owner actually handed the rabbit into his hands .
What is this operation?
Really!
He won his heart! XD
For a moment, Chang Xi felt that the person in front of him was really good, and he immediately liked him a lot.
Facing the same dazed and angry eyes beside Xi He, he took the rabbit away with a smile.
On the mouth, it is an excuse.
"How dare you say that? Such a fat and cute rabbit."
"It's okay, it's okay, such a cute rabbit is just right for you, a great beauty."
Hou Yi scratched his head and said with a naive smile.
Subconsciously ignored the "fat" in Chang Xi's mouth, and directly confused it with the "cute" in the back.
As expected of the beauty I have set my eyes on, even the way of complimenting her is different from others.
And at this moment Dayu's heart is full of MMPs swiping the screen, eager to order a cool song for himself.
I thought I could escape Hou Yi, a scumbag, but who knew that I met a pervert who liked to eat rabbits, and then turned around and returned to Hou Yi's hands again.
Just when he thought that he was safe and there would be no other dangers, who knew that Hou Yi, a scumbag, would send him out again.
Hmph, don't think that he can't see the mind of Hou Yi, a scumbag.
He has been a gossip rabbit in the territory for so many years, so he can see this obvious thought very thoroughly.
Didn't he just fall in love with the beauty in front of him?
This is not enough to send myself out! ! !
If you are capable, send yourself out! ! !
At this moment, Xi He finally came to his senses, and gave Hou Yi a hard look, and then his eyes fell on Chang Xi and the rabbit in Chang Xi's arms.
Looking at the rabbit's lifeless eyes, a sense of sympathy suddenly rose in his heart.
Poor rabbit, the owner I met is so unreliable, the most important thing is how can I give it to Chang Xi?If one day he couldn't help but eat this rabbit, wouldn't his clothes be scrapped.
Hou Yi didn't care about Xi He's eyes at all.
He can understand this kind of look, isn't it the look in the eyes of my sister-in-law after seeing her sister being abducted by a man?no problem, no problem.
"This beauty—"
"I don't know what your name is?"
Just when Hou Yi was racking his brains to strike up a conversation, Chang Xi took the initiative to ask.
There is also a kind of indistinguishable magnetism in the voice, which I didn't feel when I resigned before, but now it's so pleasant to listen to.
After hearing this, Hou Yi wanted to abduct this beautiful woman back to his home to become a Taoist companion.
However, since they had only known each other for a short time, Hou Yi thought that he should not be too eager to avoid scaring the little beauty.
"My name is Houyi."
Hou Yi smiled naively at Chang Xi.
The act of giving away the rabbit just now had already won Chang Xi's goodwill, now seeing such an honest smile, Chang Xi felt even happier.
"My name is Chang Xi, and my sister's name is Xi He. If you don't have anything else to do, why don't we go to Fusang together."
Chang Xi directly invited Hou Yi.
In fact, Chang Xi didn't invite him because he had any thoughts about the person in front of him, it was purely for the ownership of the rabbit in his arms.
Don't look at Houyi giving the rabbit to himself now, if Houyi leaves after a while, maybe Xihe will just throw the rabbit away, and he will have nowhere to cry when the time comes, where else can he find such a rabbit? What a fat rabbit!
It was also because Hou Yi fed the rabbit well, and all the treasures in his hands surrounded him.
More importantly, Hou Yi never thought it was a treasure of heaven and earth.
For example, isn't the thousand-year-old ginseng just a wrinkled radish?
Because of this, this rabbit looks exceptionally good, even better than the very fat and violent rabbit that Chang Xi met before.
Because of this, Chang Xi was even more reluctant.
But Hou Yi was taken aback when he heard it.
"Fusang? Isn't that place a desolate place? What are you doing there?"
Hou Yi is actually not very familiar with the various places in the Great Desolate Continent. If you ask him to talk about how to grow delicious vegetables, he may be able to talk eloquently, but if you want to talk about which places are more interesting and what are the specialties? , he couldn't tell.
Take Fusang, for example.
Hou Yi's memory of him still stays on the desolate land that just turned from a small island into land.
The only thing that is clear is that this was originally the birthplace of Di Jun and Tai Yi.
But it has nothing to do with him, and what about a raw bird can't prevent him from farming.
Of course, all kinds of words can't be said in front of the beauty.
Seeing the beauty's appearance, it was obvious that she wanted to go to this place. Even if she had no interest in this place, Hou Yi still showed great interest.
Chang Xi was very satisfied with the performance of this person in front of him.
In a few words, he and Houyi made a schedule.
All of a sudden two people, instantly become a threesome.
As for Hou Yi...
Originally, Houyi took advantage of Xuanming's Shura field to chase the rabbit and ran out. It happened that they were in a stalemate there. It didn't matter whether he had him or not. He would just go back after finding the rabbit.
But now, there is no such thing as Houtu in Houyi's eyes, even the rabbit he has raised for so long can be handed over to the beautiful woman in front of him to please her, let alone that Houtu who always disliked him.
Don't care at all, okay?
In an instant, Hou Yi decided to abandon Hou Tu and the others and go on the road with Chang Xi's people in a unilateral joy. Chang Ji raised the corners of his mouth when he got the response, and gave Hou Yi a sweet smile.
Hou Yi: Damn!The big beauty in front of me actually smiled at me, ahhhhh!So excited ah ah ah ah!
On the other hand, Xi He didn't feel very happy.
Originally, he had some sympathy for Hou Yi, an honest man, just now, but now!
Don't pretend that he doesn't know what Chang Xi is planning to do, for a rabbit, he is fighting, and so is Hou Yi.
Obviously not familiar with them, but still follow them here.
Now it is even more interested in going to Fusang.
Do you want to be so pitiful?
Xi He kept shouting in his heart, but he had to show a graceful smile on his face.
Before going out, the master also specially told himself that he must not lose his demeanor when going out.
Maybe I will meet Xing Jun with a suitable fate at some time, what if he sees some bad images or things and doesn't want to come to Heaven?
Although Principal Di Jun's fortune-telling skills are becoming more and more accurate, and these star kings are also destined to come to the heaven, but everything has a contingency.
At that time, if something went wrong because of her, Xi He would have no place to cry.
And most importantly -
The master and uncle once said that everything follows fate, and they met such an interesting person as soon as they went out, maybe this Houyi in front of them is one of the stars!
Thinking about it this way, the expression on Xi He's face immediately became three-pointed, but when he thought that he was the culprit who gave Chang Xi the rabbit, no matter how much Xi He had enthusiasm, he couldn't arouse it.
After all, compared to completing the task, of course your own clothes are more important!
At that time, even if she can't complete the task, it's fine to cry in front of the master. If the clothes are finished because of this, her dream of many years will come to an end. This is the most heavenly thing.
So under the fierce ideological struggle, Xi He finally made up his mind, and intervened indifferently between Chang Xi and Hou Yi, trying to find an opportunity to throw the rabbit to Hou Yi, or throw it aside.
It's okay to stop in the middle once or twice. At the beginning, Hou Yi was very reserved, but after more times, Hou Yi felt that it was not a good taste.
After all, the reason he abandoned his former little friend was to chase after Chang Xi, a great beauty. What kind of thing is it that Xi and his aunt are stuck in the middle all day long?
The most important thing is that from time to time, Chang Xi would persuade the beautiful woman to throw away his rabbit. This is the most unbearable thing, so easy to cut.
After a long time, Houyi looked at Xihe in the same way that Xihe looked at Houyi.
They don't wait to see each other.
It is even said that they hate each other.
Xi He is purely because the biggest obstacle in history has appeared in front of his dream, and Hou Yi's heart is even more straightforward.
Xihe's actions are blocking his pace of chasing beauties. Without beauties, there will be no Taoist couple, without a Taoist couple, there will be no bond, and if there is no bond, there will be no cubs, and there will be no cubs. hatred!
Since there is this hatred of cutting off children and grandchildren!It doesn't matter if you are the sister-in-law or not, let's call first!
Of course, Hou Yi is still very smart in this respect, and he will not do anything to his sister in front of Long-term.
After accumulating the anger in his heart, Hou Yi thought secretly in his heart.
If you are capable, you will not have a single child in the future, otherwise they will be slaughtered and eaten one by one.
Hou Yi didn't expect that his original idea of anger would come true later!
But that's all for later, let's not mention it for now.
"Xihe, did you read the map correctly? How come you haven't arrived at Fusang after walking for so long?"
Rubbing the rabbit in his arms along the way, Chang Xi's mood also stabilized a lot.
But even so, after walking for so long and still not reaching the destination, Chang Xi couldn't help feeling a little annoyed.
The fur on the rabbit in his arms was shaved a lot by him.
It's also thanks to Houyi's generosity when feeding the rabbit on weekdays, otherwise the rabbit would have become a bald rabbit now.
"Yes, yes, Miss Xihe, you probably don't know how to read maps, are you mistaken?"
Ever since the relationship with Xihe became bad, Hou Yi was not very merciful when speaking.
But these words were true, Hou Yi was very upright, not only did not make Chang Xi suspect anything, but it confirmed Hou Yi's upright and honest personality.
But now He didn't have time to argue with Hou Yi, and when he heard his brother's questioning, his face flushed slightly, and he said, "I, I don't seem to know the way."
Chang Xi & Hou Yi: Huh?Don't recognize Lu, you have led us for so long!
Kong Xuan tilted his head and gave Di Jun a sideways glance. To be honest, he didn't care too much about that Xihe. He had been with Di Jun for so many years, and Kong Xuan would know what Di Jun was hitting just by turning his hair on his head. Idea, like Xihe, and have cubs with it?
That is impossible.
But there are surprises in everything.
If one accidentally gets pregnant due to feelings, things will be fun.
"Daughter-in-law, why don't I ask Tai Yi to find something for them to do?" Di Jun immediately got to his wife's place, and hurriedly said before Kong Xuan could speak.
To be honest, even if Kong Xuan didn't talk about Di Jun, he still had to find a way to get Tai Yi to find a reason to get rid of that Xi He.
As for why you didn't do it yourself——
Di Jun said that the killing skills in the plot are too strong, and Da Dao's daddy is on his back.
What's more, there is no record in history of the range of feeling pregnant. What if drinking water from a river also makes you feel sick?
There is no such thing as abortion these days.
"Find something?"
Kong Xuan raised his eyebrows. Having settled in the honeymoon dungeon world for so long, Kong Xuan is finally not as unreasonable as before, but he is still very skinny in his bones. When Di Jun said he was looking for something, he came here immediately Spirit.
==Daughter-in-law, do you want to be so excited?
This is to cause trouble and fight. Don't make it look like you are going to take the children out for a spring outing!
But speaking of kids—
Di Jun suddenly remembered the letter from Fei Yu that he had received before, that Lao Tzu, who seemed to be the only reliable (not) teacher in Tianting Cultivation Academy, worked hard and kept a good recording habit every day.
It's no wonder that his good corpse is capable of being the ceremonial officer of the state of Zhou.Keke, far away.
All in all, it talks about Nuwa's creation of human beings in the past few days, Yuanzi and Hongyun in the dumping pot town, and the newcomers in the academy, the Queen Mother of Yaochi West, and Shi Qilin finally overcome the catastrophe and successfully relieved the depression that has plagued him for many years. Congratulations.
Di Jun closed his eyes and thought about it carefully. Even though these are useless, Di Jun still thought of a great idea!
……
"You mean Chang Xi and Xi and they went to find Lord Fate Star?"
Taiyi leisurely changed into his original form and nestled in the arms of his own Tongtian brand rocking chair, chewing the spiritual fruit in his paws as melon seeds, when Di Jun's words came out, Taiyi was so scared that the melons in Taiyi's hand dropped.
"But, didn't you say that you need to use the phantom array of Zixiao Palace to trace time and space?"
"The number of cause and effect is too mysterious, and it may be dangerous to use it rashly. It is better to prepare first." Di Jun looked at Tai Yi as a matter of course.
Every word was well-founded, but for some reason Tai Yi always felt that there was something weird, and after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure out what was wrong, so he gave up.
Di Jun breathed a sigh of relief, he wouldn't say that he and his wife were too messy before, which caused the positioning device of the illusion to seem a little disordered.
Oh, that's not the point~
but--
"Since you can't use karma, it's useless to send my two apprentices out." Tai Yi picked up a melon again and gnawed it.
Tong Tian, who is holding Tai Yi, is full of lovelessness, his baby loves to eat melons too much, and recently he has no intention of communicating about double cultivation, what should he do?Wait online, hurry up!
Dijun just walked around the modern and ultra-modern a few days ago, and his thinking has improved a lot compared to the stupid and cute before. He glanced at his younger brother who was eating melons with disgust, and was not angry.
Didn't you count your two good apprentices when you counted earlier?
The moment you opened your mouth, these two deputy Sun and Moon have already been recognized by Daoist, and the aura they carry will naturally help them find a star monarch with a suitable fate.
"OK then."
Tai just nodded, but—
Anyway, the Zhoutian Star Formation has basically been deployed, and now I just have time to study the posture of double cultivation with my shit-shoveling officer XD
"By the way, I speculated before that Dongzhi Fusang might be the candidate for some time. Why don't we let Xihe and the others go."
Fuso?
Taiyi was stunned when he heard the place name, isn't this the island where they were born?After being forcibly moved there by the Feng Clan and turning it into a territory, he never went back. Why did he suddenly end up there?
"Stupid you, it's been a long time since the sea has changed. Is the small island still a small island?" Di Jun rolled his eyes at Tai Yi. This chirp knows how to eat all day long. They have to rest and go before they go, they have to be ready!"
After leaving these words, Di Jun left happily.
It's not that he's not in a hurry, it's really early, and they can't find anyone ==
That's right, people.
Although Nuwa was very straightforward when she blamed her before, she was still a young girl who hadn't experienced much in the world, so it seemed a bit unreasonable to bully a limp Hongyun.
So I found my conscience to accompany Lao Tzu to observe these villains in my spare time, which is called "investigation and study".
Although the reason was very nonsensical, Di Jun still found some clues. Zhen Yuanzi and Hong Yun seemed to be planning to leave Zixiao Palace and return to their old nest for a while.
God bless the human race, but the human race is also vulnerable.
For these spiritual beings born in heaven and earth, these dolls may have grown old or even died in just a moment.
A few days ago, Hongyun was busy teaching homework. When he came back to his senses and planned to observe his own little cutie, when he opened the Qiankun bag, his favorite little cutie had a grandson.
Hong Yun has been crying for so long, and the color of her crying body has begun to fade. Zhen Yuanzi has finally made up his mind, and it is right to let these little cuties live in the outside world.
If I come here so many times, my best friend will probably cry.
In a real sense, I gave myself—cry—no—!
If Zhen Yuanzi hadn't added a few scoops of water during the period, maybe it would have happened!
However, it is important to let them out. Now that these cubs are so weak, if they are not placed in a good place, they might be chewed up by giant beasts one day.
After thinking about it, Zhen Yuanzi found several unowned lands, one of which was Fusang.
Di Jun's idea is even more simple and clear.
First, it is inevitable to support Xihe, and second, it is also related to the killing of the plot.
No matter how much time has passed, Fusang, as the birthplace of the two Golden Crows, Dijun and Taiyi, always has the aura of the sun and fire essence. If, just in case, she really feels pregnant and becomes pregnant, it has nothing to do with him!
A dead friend is not a poor Taoist, who made Tai Yi be born on that island~╮(╯▽╰)╭
After Di Jun made up his mind to pay attention, he deduced a little bit, and it was time to set off in three days! XD
……
Chang Xi has been a little depressed recently. It was very comfortable to stay leisurely in the office with his master and sisters to tinker with the stars, but who knew that after his master fell in love, he would ignore these two little bastards, and even sent them away to enjoy the world of two. They are looking for some kind of star king.
=mouth=
Come on, if Master Fate Star is so easy to find, they can still use Mr. Rabbit, Little Fox and Golden Spotted Tiger who spend all their time making trouble in the Heavenly Court?
It is simply dehumanizing!
Chang Xi felt that his temper was still very good, and he was very happy eating fruit with his master and little sisters, but now, what should he do if he wants to eat rabbits for no reason?
"Chang Xi, if you eat any more, your stomach will come out." Xi He blinked his big watery eyes, no matter how you look at them, they are cute and tight, plus that angelic face like a loli and a figure like a devil , Even if the aesthetics of the creatures on the Great Desolate Continent is still a bit weird, I have to praise how beautiful it is.
However, Chang Xi regretted that he was eating roasted rabbits and had no time to appreciate the beauty of his little sister.
"However, Chang Xi, the rabbit you tested is really delicious!"
Seeing that Chang Xi ignored her, Xi He didn't mind, so he sniffled and smelled the aroma of roasted rabbit meat with enjoyment, feeling that it was the ultimate enjoyment.
"Would you like some too?"
Apart from wanting to eat it, Chang Xi also wanted to vent his anger when he ate roasted rabbits. He was also very generous towards his little sisters. He stretched out a rabbit's leg while talking.
"No, no, I've lost weight these two days!"
When I watched it just now, I didn't feel anything. When the rabbit's legs stretched out in front of me, Xi He was like an enemy. The aroma from his nostrils is simply a murder weapon in the world! ! !
She's losing weight recently, okay?If you continue to eat like this endlessly, you won't even be able to put on your clothes!
But speaking of the clothes...
"Chang Xi, you can take care of yourself. I have changed your clothes for you three times. If you are still eating, where can I find materials for you to change your clothes?"
Chang Xi paused when he heard Xi He's words, glanced at the clothes on his body, raised his hand after a while, and took a bite of the rabbit's leg, chewing slowly, while mumbled Said.
"Where is the fat? It's just a little taller."
"Just grow taller!!!"
As soon as he heard Chang Xi's words, Xi He immediately got furious, stood up suddenly, pointed at Chang Xi's head and said.
"Open your eyes and take a closer look, okay? It's a little taller, it's a head taller than me! Do you remember what this skirt looked like when you came out?"
Xihe waited for Chang Xi angrily, and looked at Chang Xi with a guilty conscience.
Unlike Chang Xi, Xi He has so many complaints. In order to better complete the tasks assigned by Master, first of all, a good image is essential, and the most important thing is a good one!
If it can't highlight their two graceful figures and their magnificent appearance, what kind of good fashion can it be!
Master Yuanfeng, who taught their courses, couldn't agree to this point.
So during the time when they were preparing to go on the road, Xi He made two sets of clothes out of the best materials in Tai Yi's hands.
This dress of mine is mainly red, the high waist outlines the perfect figure to the extreme, and the fiery red and capable skirt looks like a scorching sun when worn, it just matches Xi He's fate, and it looks very suitable.
And what was prepared for Chang Xi was a water-blue wide-sleeved dress, showing elegance in every move.
And Chang Xi's figure is not inferior to Xi He's at all, after wearing it, he just exudes a kind of restraint charm.
It's a pity - this beauty lasted for less than three days!
I don't know what kind of evil my brother is suffering from. Since he entered the lower realm, his head has grown like a seedling. If Xi He hadn't grown up a bit, the height gap between the two would have been even greater.
It's okay, you know that when making clothes, Xi He left some room, so if he grows taller, the hem of the skirt will at most appear to be shorter, so that's okay.
It even made Chang Xi look a little more heroic!
But do you want to shrink your chest along with it?Although she felt a little sorry for her brother, she was too ugly to have no breasts!
I don't know what poisoned Xihe's aesthetics. According to Di Jun's observation, it should come from her maker, Nuwa Dada. Xihe has a kind of honey fever for big breasts, and he himself is like a boobs. Like two small watermelons.
It's a pity that now Chang Xi's breasts have obviously shrunk to the size of a steamed bun, which makes Xi He accept his incompetence!
At first, I was quite relieved when I saw Chang Xi eating and eating like venting his anger. I tried to let Chang Xi eat more to grow his original proud capital, at least to support his clothes, but after a while, Xi He found out, what is Chang Xi?Obviously, the more I eat, the taller I grow, and the taller I grow, the more my breasts shrink.
The dress she carefully prepared has been changed beyond recognition! QQ
"Is it that exaggerated?" Chang Xi raised his eyebrows, and finally ate up the roasted rabbit in his hand.
"Of course! No, I have to find a way."
Xi He did what he thought, went around Chang Xi a few times, and finally came to a conclusion.
Once Chang Xi ate roasted rabbits, she would grow taller, her waist would become thicker, and her bust would become smaller. Once Chang Xi changed her skirt, once she changed her skirt, all her hard work for so many days would be in vain!
Simply unbearable!
"From today onwards, you are not allowed to eat a single bite of rabbit! Not half a bite!"
"What, what?" Chang Xi was stunned when he heard Xi He's words, what is this, in order to wear clothes, he even deprived him of his hobbies?
It's no wonder Chang Xi's reaction was so strong, although he first started eating rabbit meat purely to vent his anger, but he also fell in love with this fragrant taste while eating it.
What's more, he also inherited his master and father's good barbecue skills. His own taste buds were conquered by him when he roasted rabbit meat for the first time, and now he suddenly won't let him eat a bite? ? ?Do you want to be so vicious!
"If you don't eat it, you don't eat it." Xi He pouted and looked at Chang Xi threateningly, "You can eat it if you want, anyway, I won't light the fire, so you can eat raw by yourself!"
After finishing speaking, Xi He directly lifted the soil next to the fire with his feet to extinguish the fire, and dug out a sweet potato from the Qiankun bag and buried it in it.
Now this residual temperature tastes just right =v=
But I really admire Principal Di Jun, how delicious things like this can be found, like they have never seen sweet potatoes.
Chang Xi: ==
Really, be careful!
Chang Xi looked at Xi He speechlessly, he knew to threaten himself with this, because he couldn't make a fire!good!He bears it!
Don't eat rabbit if you don't eat rabbit! QQ
After Chang Xi was forced by Xihe to sign such a humiliating and humiliating treaty, he really hadn't eaten a bite of rabbit.
But, things in this world are often the more you are not allowed to do them, you just want to do them, scratching your heart and lungs every day, eating and sleeping well, just looking forward to being able to eat meat.
As for Xihe, looking at Chang Xi's green eyes, he felt even more worried. Before, it was a little bit better, and he kept staring at those petite and cute rabbits, but now→_ →
The Ultimate Overlord Rabbit next door and his relatives are almost being targeted by Chang Xi!
Be good, if you eat such a big rabbit, why don't you grow up to be ten catties?horrible!Absolutely not just now!
Ever since, Xi He became more and more vigilant, not giving Chang Xi the slightest chance.
The days of looking for someone are often very boring. In this way, under the repeated vicious circle, Chang Xi will either break out in silence or become abnormal in silence!finally!It really made Chang Xi meet the very, very, very fat rabbit!
Just God help me!
Chang Xi looked at the stupid rabbit in his arms with a face full of satisfaction, a bewildered smile appeared on his face, and he stroked the fluffy long hair of the rabbit with his hands very gently, feeling the chubby body underneath, The smile on his face became brighter and brighter.
Coupled with the water blue dress, it is definitely a visual enjoyment from a distance.
This was Hou Yi's first feeling when he saw Chang Xizhi, the tenderness when stroking the rabbit, the occasional smile, the graceful body, and the beautiful face, Hou Yi suddenly felt as if his heart was being pummeled. After shooting countless arrows, at that moment, he felt that his heart had fallen. There are such cute, innocent, kind-hearted people who love small animals in the world.
The snow-white hair of that stupid rabbit made the beauty's hand even more white and delicate. I don't know what it would feel like to hold it in my hand?
Hou Yi fell into fantasy all of a sudden, staring blankly like obsessively, but——
The fact is—
"Roasted rabbit, roasted rabbit, braised rabbit, stir-fried rabbit, steamed rabbit, slate rabbit, tsk, I'm getting tired, let's have another dish of red door rabbit and beggar rabbit! It's not good!"
After catching the rabbit in his hand, Chang Xi kept thinking about it, the rabbit crushed by the powerful coercion couldn't even bark, it's a pity that he was trembling all over and let this terrible thing come out. Rabbit [-] eats people's touch, QAQ, why is his life so miserable!
I think his big jade rabbit has been gifted since he was born. Not only is he big, but he is also smart. When other rabbits can't learn to speak, he can communicate with Mr. Zhurong and Gonggong smoothly. With his excellent memory, he became a well-known Xueba Rabbit and Gossip Rabbit in the territory.
It's a pity that he is a rabbit after all. When he was young and ignorant, he felt that adults were all kind and never felt that there was anything wrong. However, after the first fight between Gong Gong and Zhu Rong, Dayu was completely discouraged. QAQ, his courage has always been Not so good!
But even though there are gods fighting in the territory all day long, after getting used to it, it's okay to figure out the rules of their fighting, but who would have thought that this time they would meet a group of bastards like Houtu!
And he, the Big Jade Rabbit, fell into the hands of Hou Yi, a cruel and inhuman scum!
You can't bear to cut hair or anything like that!
No, she managed to find the right time and ran out when Xuanming was in the Shura field. She thought she would be able to escape the scumbag Houyi's hand, but she didn't want to go into the wolf's den just after leaving the tiger's mouth, and unexpectedly encountered Fucked a guy who was even more perverted than Hou Yi!
Please, wouldn't it be nice to be such a beautiful young lady quietly?What's wrong with Tutu, to get along with Tutu in this era of scarcity of supplies! ! !
It's over, it's over, the rabbit's life is over!
After struggling for a long time, Big Jade Rabbit finally gave up struggling. He had seen through it, so what if he struggled a bit?The strength of the femme fatale in front of him is obviously not something he can compete with. There is no way, she will be a good rabbit again after 18 years!
However, just when the rabbit gave up struggling and was about to take a last look at the world, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Hou Yi not far away from the corner of his eye!
Dayu's eyes turned red!
With the strength and courage coming out of nowhere, he broke free from Chang Xi's embrace, fell onto the grass, and quickly rushed into Hou Yi's arms.
Mommy!Houyi!I will never call you a witch slag again! ! !Ahhhhh!help!
When Dayu escaped, Chang Xi was wandering in the sky, his mind was full of rabbits eating one hundred and eight, and he was caught off guard by that rabbit for a while.
Dayu rushed out like lightning, heading straight for Hou Yi's embrace, so fast that there was almost only an afterimage left, Chang Xi subconsciously looked in the direction where Dayu left.
For a moment, the eyes of Hou Yi met——
Chang Xi: Damn!Master Taiyi, when will a person suddenly appear here? ? ?
Hou Yi:! ! ! !Rabbit oh rabbit!Brother usually loves you a lot!Unexpectedly, I hooked you up so quickly, my brother will definitely give you two more natural, pollution-free, organic farm-raised carrots grown by myself in the future!
However, in fact, the two people who had just met didn't have time to spark any sparks. Xi He, who had been dismissed by Chang Xi, suddenly came back.
Xihe didn't understand when he saw the rabbit in Houyi's hand.
His eyes scratched Chang Xi's face like a knife, and Hou Yi felt vigilant for a while with those small eyes.
This is a little beauty I just fell in love with, how come there is another one here, could it be that these two are a couple?
Looking at the two identical auras in front of him, Hou Yi felt bad.
Unexpectedly, the first love that I had not had time to start was strangled in the cradle.
On the other hand, Xihe saw Hou Yi's aggrieved appearance, and then looked at the rabbit in Hou Yi's hand, thinking that Chang Xi was hungry and wanted to snatch the rabbit from Hou Yi's hand, and couldn't help feeling guilty for a while.
Speaking of which, these big brothers are all to blame for this matter. If he hadn't coveted other people's rabbits, would he have bullied him like this?Look, a strong man is crying when he is being bullied, he is not guilty of his heart!
With this slightly guilty thought in mind, Xi He put a smile on his face, walked in front of Hou Yi, and said with a smile.
"This big brother looks a bit unfamiliar, where are you going with the rabbit in your arms?"
Xi He inquired about it calmly, and although Hou Yi was a little sad, but with the idea of losing but not losing, he resisted the urge to explode Xi He for a while and forced a smile and said.
"It's not where to go. I lost my rabbit. I came out to look for it. I didn't expect it to be here."
However, my eldest brother went directly to the door to snatch the rabbit from others and snatched it out.
After listening to Hou Yi's explanation, Xi He immediately filled his mind with a series of pictures.
I couldn't help but feel more sympathy for this big brother.
He opened his mouth and said.
"I'm so sorry that my sister caused you trouble by holding the rabbit in her hands."
Xi He finally thought about it, and decided to apologize to this honest man on behalf of his brother.
It's just that after thinking about it again and again, Xihe still used the word "sister". After all, it's not the time to reveal Chang Xi's identity, not to mention that the person in front of him is not very familiar, and maybe he will never meet again in the future. My sister will naturally have no problems.
elder sister?
Upon hearing this title, Hou Yi suddenly raised his ears.
Did he hear correctly just now?Sister, could it be that the beauty is the elder sister of the person in front of me?
In an instant, Hou Yi looked at Xi He with a more pleasing expression.
But Xi He thought that the honest man in front of him accepted his apology, and was even more delighted in his heart.
Hou Yi, on the other hand, intends to take advantage of this opportunity and hastily waved his hands.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a rabbit, then give it to this beauty."
Hou Yi handed the rabbit over with a generous face.
Big Jade Rabbit:? ? ? ?Meow meow meow?Hou Yi, what are you doing?Ben Yutu, you just sent it out like this.
And Chang Xi over there also looked perplexed. The owner who thought he wanted to eat the rabbit behind his back was a little annoyed when he found out, but he didn't want to turn around. Now the owner actually handed the rabbit into his hands .
What is this operation?
Really!
He won his heart! XD
For a moment, Chang Xi felt that the person in front of him was really good, and he immediately liked him a lot.
Facing the same dazed and angry eyes beside Xi He, he took the rabbit away with a smile.
On the mouth, it is an excuse.
"How dare you say that? Such a fat and cute rabbit."
"It's okay, it's okay, such a cute rabbit is just right for you, a great beauty."
Hou Yi scratched his head and said with a naive smile.
Subconsciously ignored the "fat" in Chang Xi's mouth, and directly confused it with the "cute" in the back.
As expected of the beauty I have set my eyes on, even the way of complimenting her is different from others.
And at this moment Dayu's heart is full of MMPs swiping the screen, eager to order a cool song for himself.
I thought I could escape Hou Yi, a scumbag, but who knew that I met a pervert who liked to eat rabbits, and then turned around and returned to Hou Yi's hands again.
Just when he thought that he was safe and there would be no other dangers, who knew that Hou Yi, a scumbag, would send him out again.
Hmph, don't think that he can't see the mind of Hou Yi, a scumbag.
He has been a gossip rabbit in the territory for so many years, so he can see this obvious thought very thoroughly.
Didn't he just fall in love with the beauty in front of him?
This is not enough to send myself out! ! !
If you are capable, send yourself out! ! !
At this moment, Xi He finally came to his senses, and gave Hou Yi a hard look, and then his eyes fell on Chang Xi and the rabbit in Chang Xi's arms.
Looking at the rabbit's lifeless eyes, a sense of sympathy suddenly rose in his heart.
Poor rabbit, the owner I met is so unreliable, the most important thing is how can I give it to Chang Xi?If one day he couldn't help but eat this rabbit, wouldn't his clothes be scrapped.
Hou Yi didn't care about Xi He's eyes at all.
He can understand this kind of look, isn't it the look in the eyes of my sister-in-law after seeing her sister being abducted by a man?no problem, no problem.
"This beauty—"
"I don't know what your name is?"
Just when Hou Yi was racking his brains to strike up a conversation, Chang Xi took the initiative to ask.
There is also a kind of indistinguishable magnetism in the voice, which I didn't feel when I resigned before, but now it's so pleasant to listen to.
After hearing this, Hou Yi wanted to abduct this beautiful woman back to his home to become a Taoist companion.
However, since they had only known each other for a short time, Hou Yi thought that he should not be too eager to avoid scaring the little beauty.
"My name is Houyi."
Hou Yi smiled naively at Chang Xi.
The act of giving away the rabbit just now had already won Chang Xi's goodwill, now seeing such an honest smile, Chang Xi felt even happier.
"My name is Chang Xi, and my sister's name is Xi He. If you don't have anything else to do, why don't we go to Fusang together."
Chang Xi directly invited Hou Yi.
In fact, Chang Xi didn't invite him because he had any thoughts about the person in front of him, it was purely for the ownership of the rabbit in his arms.
Don't look at Houyi giving the rabbit to himself now, if Houyi leaves after a while, maybe Xihe will just throw the rabbit away, and he will have nowhere to cry when the time comes, where else can he find such a rabbit? What a fat rabbit!
It was also because Hou Yi fed the rabbit well, and all the treasures in his hands surrounded him.
More importantly, Hou Yi never thought it was a treasure of heaven and earth.
For example, isn't the thousand-year-old ginseng just a wrinkled radish?
Because of this, this rabbit looks exceptionally good, even better than the very fat and violent rabbit that Chang Xi met before.
Because of this, Chang Xi was even more reluctant.
But Hou Yi was taken aback when he heard it.
"Fusang? Isn't that place a desolate place? What are you doing there?"
Hou Yi is actually not very familiar with the various places in the Great Desolate Continent. If you ask him to talk about how to grow delicious vegetables, he may be able to talk eloquently, but if you want to talk about which places are more interesting and what are the specialties? , he couldn't tell.
Take Fusang, for example.
Hou Yi's memory of him still stays on the desolate land that just turned from a small island into land.
The only thing that is clear is that this was originally the birthplace of Di Jun and Tai Yi.
But it has nothing to do with him, and what about a raw bird can't prevent him from farming.
Of course, all kinds of words can't be said in front of the beauty.
Seeing the beauty's appearance, it was obvious that she wanted to go to this place. Even if she had no interest in this place, Hou Yi still showed great interest.
Chang Xi was very satisfied with the performance of this person in front of him.
In a few words, he and Houyi made a schedule.
All of a sudden two people, instantly become a threesome.
As for Hou Yi...
Originally, Houyi took advantage of Xuanming's Shura field to chase the rabbit and ran out. It happened that they were in a stalemate there. It didn't matter whether he had him or not. He would just go back after finding the rabbit.
But now, there is no such thing as Houtu in Houyi's eyes, even the rabbit he has raised for so long can be handed over to the beautiful woman in front of him to please her, let alone that Houtu who always disliked him.
Don't care at all, okay?
In an instant, Hou Yi decided to abandon Hou Tu and the others and go on the road with Chang Xi's people in a unilateral joy. Chang Ji raised the corners of his mouth when he got the response, and gave Hou Yi a sweet smile.
Hou Yi: Damn!The big beauty in front of me actually smiled at me, ahhhhh!So excited ah ah ah ah!
On the other hand, Xi He didn't feel very happy.
Originally, he had some sympathy for Hou Yi, an honest man, just now, but now!
Don't pretend that he doesn't know what Chang Xi is planning to do, for a rabbit, he is fighting, and so is Hou Yi.
Obviously not familiar with them, but still follow them here.
Now it is even more interested in going to Fusang.
Do you want to be so pitiful?
Xi He kept shouting in his heart, but he had to show a graceful smile on his face.
Before going out, the master also specially told himself that he must not lose his demeanor when going out.
Maybe I will meet Xing Jun with a suitable fate at some time, what if he sees some bad images or things and doesn't want to come to Heaven?
Although Principal Di Jun's fortune-telling skills are becoming more and more accurate, and these star kings are also destined to come to the heaven, but everything has a contingency.
At that time, if something went wrong because of her, Xi He would have no place to cry.
And most importantly -
The master and uncle once said that everything follows fate, and they met such an interesting person as soon as they went out, maybe this Houyi in front of them is one of the stars!
Thinking about it this way, the expression on Xi He's face immediately became three-pointed, but when he thought that he was the culprit who gave Chang Xi the rabbit, no matter how much Xi He had enthusiasm, he couldn't arouse it.
After all, compared to completing the task, of course your own clothes are more important!
At that time, even if she can't complete the task, it's fine to cry in front of the master. If the clothes are finished because of this, her dream of many years will come to an end. This is the most heavenly thing.
So under the fierce ideological struggle, Xi He finally made up his mind, and intervened indifferently between Chang Xi and Hou Yi, trying to find an opportunity to throw the rabbit to Hou Yi, or throw it aside.
It's okay to stop in the middle once or twice. At the beginning, Hou Yi was very reserved, but after more times, Hou Yi felt that it was not a good taste.
After all, the reason he abandoned his former little friend was to chase after Chang Xi, a great beauty. What kind of thing is it that Xi and his aunt are stuck in the middle all day long?
The most important thing is that from time to time, Chang Xi would persuade the beautiful woman to throw away his rabbit. This is the most unbearable thing, so easy to cut.
After a long time, Houyi looked at Xihe in the same way that Xihe looked at Houyi.
They don't wait to see each other.
It is even said that they hate each other.
Xi He is purely because the biggest obstacle in history has appeared in front of his dream, and Hou Yi's heart is even more straightforward.
Xihe's actions are blocking his pace of chasing beauties. Without beauties, there will be no Taoist couple, without a Taoist couple, there will be no bond, and if there is no bond, there will be no cubs, and there will be no cubs. hatred!
Since there is this hatred of cutting off children and grandchildren!It doesn't matter if you are the sister-in-law or not, let's call first!
Of course, Hou Yi is still very smart in this respect, and he will not do anything to his sister in front of Long-term.
After accumulating the anger in his heart, Hou Yi thought secretly in his heart.
If you are capable, you will not have a single child in the future, otherwise they will be slaughtered and eaten one by one.
Hou Yi didn't expect that his original idea of anger would come true later!
But that's all for later, let's not mention it for now.
"Xihe, did you read the map correctly? How come you haven't arrived at Fusang after walking for so long?"
Rubbing the rabbit in his arms along the way, Chang Xi's mood also stabilized a lot.
But even so, after walking for so long and still not reaching the destination, Chang Xi couldn't help feeling a little annoyed.
The fur on the rabbit in his arms was shaved a lot by him.
It's also thanks to Houyi's generosity when feeding the rabbit on weekdays, otherwise the rabbit would have become a bald rabbit now.
"Yes, yes, Miss Xihe, you probably don't know how to read maps, are you mistaken?"
Ever since the relationship with Xihe became bad, Hou Yi was not very merciful when speaking.
But these words were true, Hou Yi was very upright, not only did not make Chang Xi suspect anything, but it confirmed Hou Yi's upright and honest personality.
But now He didn't have time to argue with Hou Yi, and when he heard his brother's questioning, his face flushed slightly, and he said, "I, I don't seem to know the way."
Chang Xi & Hou Yi: Huh?Don't recognize Lu, you have led us for so long!
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