[JOJO] Wolves in the water

In mid-June, Miss Teacher entrusted me with sending an invitation to every tenant in the apartment building.

I asked her if it would be weird for us to go to the wedding if we were not relatives, and she stared at me in disbelief.

Then he stretched out his hand to cover my mouth, resting on his toes, wishing he could hang on to me, asking me to take back what I just said, or he wouldn't let me go.

I was afraid that she would fall, so I took back that sentence graciously.

Only then did the teacher let go of her hand in satisfaction, patted my shoulder, and said, "For me, everyone in the apartment building is like my family." 』

I was so moved that I went to send the invitation.

The uncle who grows vegetables promises to be there, and the brother who raises cats pushes the job to the secretary. When I found him, he was downstairs stroking the cats.

Rubbing the wild cat downstairs with pink bubbles all over his body like a mentally handicapped one, I slapped the invitation card on his forehead, turned around and left.

Kujo was playing games in Kakyoin's room, and when I knocked on the door, it was Kujo who opened the door.

Kakyoin sat cross-legged on the sofa, holding a game controller, and biting a half-eaten ice cream in his mouth. He wanted to get off the sofa, but I raised my hand to stop him.

When Kongtiao received the two invitations, he frowned and asked me what I just asked, so I repeated Miss Teacher's exact words.

He lowered the brim of his hat and sighed deeply.

"Understood, I will be there. 』

He probably hates such troubles.

"Remember to wear a suit, if you don't know how to tie a tie, I will tie it for you." 』

"Anyone can tie that kind of thing!It's so annoying! 』

He slammed the door.

...not pleasant.

<<

Finally I knocked on the novelist's door.

I will never forget the scene when I knocked on the door of the novelist and came to take the invitation with his hairstyle like a bird's nest.

He looked as if he had just crawled out of a cemetery or a coffin, with a bird's nest hairstyle, a baggy shirt, glasses on his face that had slipped to the tip of his nose, and some of his bangs were too long to cover his face. Eye.

I don't know how long I haven't shaved the stubble, and I almost have a small tuft of mustache.

Fortunately, he hasn't moldy, mushroomed, or smelly.

Although he looked like he was going to die.

I handed the invitation to him, fearing that he would throw it aside if he took it, and told him verbally again, including the date.

He snapped his fingers in a trance, "...uh, 24, four...four, it's number four, hehe, hehe.My due date. 』

I was silent, and then advised him not to go if he couldn't catch up with the time.

The novelist paused for a moment, without much ups and downs in his voice: "...I will be there, she gave me the invitation card." 』

"You remember to tidy yourself up, shave off your beard, and cut your hair, or I will throw you out." 』

"...I still have this common sense. 』

He seemed to regain his sanity and pushed me out impatiently, pausing before closing the door.

"……Thanks. 』

"What are you talking about? 』

He closed the door.

Really, even just once, can't he express it well?

<<

The date Miss Teacher chose was arbitrary, because she liked the date, so she chose the 24th.

She dragged me to choose the wedding dress together. When we arrived at the door of the bridal dress shop, Teacher Bai Yueguang and I met our eyes.

He looked surprised, but reacted immediately.

"...So, Jingu, you are the landlady?" 』

"right. 』

His expression was a bit complicated, and in the end he didn't say a word, and patted my head gently.

I saw that the ring he was wearing had been replaced with a new one.

<<

I don't know what gift to give, Miss Teacher and Teacher Bai Yueguang both said no, this kind of intention is enough.

I don't think so.

So I rushed out a design drawing of a flower ball overnight, chose the flowers, and knocked on the door of the cat owner early the next morning, and went to the flower shop with him to order a flower ball.

This young CEO didn't know what he was doing last night, but this morning he fell into a dizzy sleep, and almost rushed into the river on the way back.

I was so scared that I kicked him into the back seat, sat in the driver's seat, and drove back to the apartment safely.

He was lying on the back seat holding the box containing the flower balls, and said to me in a daze: "Shimizu has run away with others now, will our Miss Izumo run away with others one day?" 』

I took a bite and crushed the mint in my mouth.

"You're thinking too far, let me continue to sleep with you before you wake up." 』

He said yes.

To be honest, I think that even if someone really wants to marry me, my father will definitely let that person take a master's degree first, then a doctorate degree, and then discuss it.

In my father's words: "My baby girl is so perfect, how can I use you stinky men?" 』

That is, when he said this, he scolded himself. I don't know if he knows it.

<<

The two people I like come together, and I feel really happy from the bottom of my heart.

<<

When I came to look for Kujo and Kakyoin on the 24th, I knocked on the door of Kakyoin first.

Then I was pissed off by Kakyoin.

The boy who opened the door had a messy hairstyle, sleepy eyes, and a half-wearing suit jacket.

The TV in the living room was on, and the picture on the screen was frozen on the archive page.

There was a thin blanket on the sofa and pillows on the floor.

There was no need for reasoning at all, it looked like he had been playing games all night, and he was groggy.

His injuries are still not healed, and he still plays games until midnight.

I stood outside the door with a dark face, and Kakyoin told me in a daze that I had beaten the final boss last night, but I didn’t expect the boss to be so difficult, so he read the file and went back to leveling, and killed him after leveling. went back.

I was annoyed by him, kicked on my high heels and walked in, dragged him in through the door, first helped him put on the half-worn suit jacket, and then took the dark tie on the armrest of the sofa and gave it to him wear a tie.

Kakyoin probably fell asleep and did not hide. He blinked his eyes and looked at me for a while like a wooden man, and then slowly said good morning, and then smirked at me, showing two small canine teeth.

He smiled and tilted his head on my shoulder, vaguely about to fall asleep.

I feel like an old lady, picking up trash behind these restless kids.

Gently patted Kakyoin's face to wake him up, my hands kept moving, and I tied his tie.

Then go shake him, shake him sober.

After awakening Kakyoin Akira, he said good morning again.

...too mentally handicapped.

Then he turned his head to look for his tie, and I watched him circle the sofa in a funny and angry way.

"I tie—Huh? 』

After going around for the third time, Kakyoin finally reached out to touch the tied tie. He froze for a few seconds, and then tentatively called out to Izumo-senpai.

I said angrily: "Why? 』

"...No, no, that. 』

He clenched his right hand into a fist and put it to his mouth, coughed lightly, and finally got out of that state of lowering his intelligence, and returned to his usual appearance.

I was waiting for him to speak, but he stared at me blankly for a while, and then choked out a sentence: "...the dress is very beautiful. 』

I laughed at him again.

"Go and wash up!"Get my hair done!Okay, go downstairs quickly, I won't wait for you if you are slow. 』

"—Okay, okay! 』

<<

I went downstairs and greeted the novelist downstairs.

He nodded, waved at me awkwardly, and walked down the path.

To my relief, he had a nice haircut, shaved, and pomade, and he finally looked human.

The little brother who raised cats and the uncle who planted vegetables went ahead of us. They originally wanted to take me and the novelist along, but we were rejected by both of us.

I want to ask Kujo to go with Kakyoin, the novelist just wants to take a taxi by himself.

The little brother who kept the cat helped me drive the car downstairs, and told me with a playful smile that your car had been delivered, and I kicked it.

Then he drove another car, and the uncle who was carrying the vegetables went one step ahead.

Kong Tiao was already waiting downstairs, wearing a black suit without the hat.

After going downstairs, I patted him on the shoulder, and then deliberately turned around in front of Kong Tiao, asking him if he looked good in this outfit.

I put on makeup specially, and took out a treasured little dress.

Kong Tiao echoed in a hoarse voice.

... No, you are talking, I almost slapped my face when I twirled my pigtails, so you just say eh?

Forget it.

"Izumo-senpai, I'm done! 』

He tidied up his clothes and hair and looked much more refreshed.

After he ran down the stairs, I grabbed his arm and asked, "Does it look good?" 』

He froze for a moment, his face straightened.

"nice. 』

Kongtiao snorted disdainfully.

Shit, I didn't ask you again.

<<

This is actually the third time I have witnessed someone get married.

I can almost memorize the emcee's lines.

The height of Kongjou is too eye-catching, and he himself is uncomfortable from being stared at. If it wasn't for Kakyoin who kept thinking about it, telling him that it can't be done only today, absolutely not, he would have held back his temper and not yelled or glared at anyone. .

Before the wedding started, I took the two of them to find a small corner to stand inconspicuously

Kong Tiao's expression eased a little.

He was really bothered by this kind of thing, but he still came.

Maybe this is the unique gentleness of Kujo.

I don't know if he will find it annoying when it's his turn to get married in the future.

Kakyoin and I happily shared the last piece of cake.

Rock paper scissors, in the end I won.

But I fed him the strawberries on top of the cupcakes.

I witnessed them exchanging rings, Teacher Bai Yueguang slightly leaned over and kissed Miss Teacher, and presented flowers to both parents.

From my perspective, I can clearly see the red eyes of Ms. Teacher's parents.

...Although it is a happy day, the one who marries the daughter is the most painful one.

Hand over my precious daughter to another stinky man—no, my teacher Bai Yueguang is different from these stinky men.

If there is such a day, the day when I get married, will my old and unscrupulous old father object?

I was distracted, and when I came back to my senses, the long ceremony was over, and it was time to throw the bouquet.

I'm so sorry that my mind wandered, and I hope no one notices that my mind has wandered.

Then I turned my head and met Sorajo's gaze.

He didn't know how long he stared at me. Seeing that I turned my head, he took a step back and stood by my side.

Very good, he noticed his mind wandering.

I turned my gaze back to the stage blankly.

On the stage, the teacher held a pink flower ball and happily told the guests that it was designed by her favorite landlady herself.

"Izumo-senpai, what else do you not know. 』

"I told you I don't know how to fall in love. 』

I lowered my head, forked the last bite of the small cake into my mouth, and chewed.

<<

"Gods!If you can hear it!Please let the bouquet fall into the hands of the landlady! ! ! 』

???

When throwing the bouquet, the miss teacher suddenly yelled while holding the bouquet, then turned her back and threw the bouquet high up.

I looked at the flower ball tumbling in the air, couldn't help but took a step back, and bumped my back against Kong Tiao.

There was a violent shudder, and some of the guests around were already asking the teacher, who is her landlady, at the top of their voices.

Miss Teacher happily pointed to my side, and I don't know how she found this inconspicuous little corner.

She pointed like this, and all the guests' eyes were focused.

I'm a little flustered.

Although the direction that the flower ball flew was not from my side, I was panicked.

Being stared at by the guests was very unpleasant, and I felt my muscles tense up.

I subconsciously turned around and wanted to run away, but I forgot that there was a person as big as an empty bar standing behind me, so I bumped my head on him.

The bridge of the nose hurt, and because of being too nervous, he bit his lip.

There was a muffled laugh from the top of the head, and the subwoofer almost exploded directly next to the ear at close range, making the tip of the ear numb.

I restrained my desire to roll my eyes, and took a step to the side, trying to escape him, but he also took a step, completely blocking my escape route.

Kujo Jotaro-san?what's wrong with you? ? ?

A nameless anger surged in my chest. I have seldom breathed out since I went to university, but at this moment, I really, really want to let this Kujo Jotaro understand the bad temper of our high school students. .

Just when I was about to exhale the fragrance, Kongtiao reached out and grabbed my shoulders, turned my body back again, and then pressed my hands slightly hard to hold me in place.

He was so strong that I couldn't break free.

I have a bad feeling.

Sure enough, in the next second, I saw the Pope of Kakyoin in mid-air.

Relying on the fact that only the substitute envoy can see the double, the Pope swaggered in the air, and when the flower ball was about to fall into the arms of a guest, the Pope patted the flower ball to this side.

As a result, the trajectory of the flower ball was forcibly changed under the eyes of everyone.

I even heard the exclamation of other guests, saying that it is really a miracle.

God knows how much I want to say to them: "This is not a god, no god would be so boring, this is just a prank by that stinky brat." 』

Miss teacher folded her hands together and prayed with her eyes closed.

I wanted to turn around and run, but the empty bar was pressing on my shoulders, preventing me from moving.

——Finally, I watched helplessly as Kujo caught the bouquet whose trajectory was changed by Kakyoin.

Sure enough, without even the slightest hesitation, he just raised his hand and caught the flower ball the moment the Pope patted it over.

Then Kongtiao changed hands and threw the flower ball into my arms.

Kakyoin on the side withdrew his double, and blinked innocently at me.

"That's great, so Izumo-senpai will be next. 』

Noriaki Kakyoin, I think you don't want to live in the apartment.

The lady teacher over there opened her eyes cautiously, then raised her arms and cheered: "Yeah!"Long live the gods——! 』

I held the bouquet and felt my hands shaking.

God knows that this flower ball is a design drawn by me. The flowers I chose were custom-made for Miss Teacher when I went to the flower shop with my cat-raising brother.

As a result, the bouquet returned to my hand, with the blessing of the newcomer.

I feel that the thing in my arms is not a fragrant flower ball, but a hot iron ball filled with magma.

<<

Get a heavy happiness.

I didn't receive it, it was taken by Huajingyuan, and the empty note was received in my hand, and it was stuffed into my happiness.

It is impossible to throw or take the bouquet, and it is impossible for Miss Teacher to throw it again.

While the other guests applauded and said congratulations, I took a deep breath.

"Kujo Jotaro-san, are you happy that you did this?Doesn't your conscience ache? 』

Kujo snorted softly, and seemed to be in a good mood.

He was in a good mood and I was in a bad mood.

<<

I really want to breathe out the fragrance right now.

The author has something to say: Because I was urged to update it, I changed it to a daily update.

The daily update time is one o'clock, but because of the review, I don't know when I actually saw the article [scratching head]

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