[JOJO] Wolves in the water

Oh, it's June.

The sunflowers planted downstairs can already see flower buds. When around July, there must be a sea of ​​golden sunflowers downstairs in the apartment.

The kind that looks good and tastes good.

But my heart is very sad.

Because entering a new month means feeding my trouble double again.

With a heavy heart, I went to the cold storage on the second floor in the middle of the night. Before the door was opened, I saw the brother who kept cats and the uncle who planted vegetables squatting on the stairs leading to the second floor.

In the middle of the night, these two people lit two candles and squatted in front of the dark stairway. The light from the candles illuminated their pale faces.

I took foundation, so pale.

These two people also wore orange lipstick, which should be borrowed from Miss Teacher.

I really want to beg Miss Teacher not to be soft-hearted towards these two big idiots.

Their eyes lit up when they saw me, squatting on the stairs holding candles, excited like two mentally handicapped primary school students.

The orange lipstick reflected in the candlelight, ugly and weird.

Then the two of them slowly raised the candles in their hands, and uttered an onomatopoeia of unknown meaning: "Here we come!"Izumo, here you come!quick!The once-a-month cult scene! 』

I watched the two of them slap their foundation faces, clenched their fists, and took a deep breath.

<<

Ming people do not speak secretly.

I let them go.

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I went to the cold storage alone, and after feeding the double, I found these two idiots were still waiting for me at the stairs.

The foundation and lipstick had already been wiped off, and one of them stood there stupidly holding a thick coat, and the candle at his feet was already half burned.

I closed the door of the cold storage and locked it. In the cold storage were the fish bones left over from the double eating, and I would clean them up every few days.

"It's so fast this time!Come, come, wrap up our lovely landlady. 』

The uncle who grows vegetables smirked and put his coat on me, and the boy who kept cats let out a ghostly cry, saying that it was too cunning, obviously I did it first, and tied the coat in his hand around my waist.

"Is it warm?" ’ he asked me with blinking blue eyes.

"warm. ’ I nodded and answered.

Then they all laughed, each picked up a candle, took my hand and pulled me up the stairs.

The light in the corridor was still broken, so I decided to call someone to fix it in a few days.

Both of them are ordinary people, and they can't see the double.

I ran into a scene where I was feeding a double by chance, and they thought it was a cult scene.

After all, in the eyes of ordinary people, it is too weird for a fish thrown in the air to turn into a skeleton in the blink of an eye.

But they took my word for it, and I ran into them every month when I came to the underground freezer to feed the doubles.

They were afraid that I would catch cold if I stayed in the cold storage for too long, so they blocked me at the stairs with thick coats every month.

I think they are stupid.

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How can I explain this double thing...?It's too complicated to explain, in short, it's a supernatural phenomenon, so let's understand it like this.

The title of substitute messenger was given to me by my father who is living in his hometown in Kyoto, and my parents are also substitute messengers.

I still don't know each other, my father was a ruffian when he was young, and he got into a fight with his mother who was a bad girl, and then my father was beaten up by my mother using the water pipe.

揍出了爱情。

I suspect my dad is an M.

My father refuted me sternly, saying that stand-in messengers will attract each other.

I snorted and insisted that he was an M.

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I'm a natural stand-in messenger.

At least as long as I can remember, I've had a fish by my side.Not swimming in the water, but in the air, at first there was only one fish, and as they got older, there were more and more fish.

Now there are probably more than 100 fish and tigers, and they are very spectacular when they call out together. Their mouths are full of sharp teeth, and their eyes are full of red lights. All of them are behind me. They are very domineering and spectacular.

It is also very troublesome.

Especially when I held the illustration book when I was young in my country, and finally found that all the fish were Amazon piranhas, I found it even more troublesome.

About [-] centimeters long, the neck is short, the skull, especially the palate bone is particularly hard, the body is oval, the sides are flat, and the tail fin is double-shaped.

The size of each fish is the same, the color of the body is gray-green, the back is dark green, and the belly is particularly beautiful and bright red.

The teeth of each fish are very sharp, and the jaws are well developed with spines.

It was also at that time that I discovered that if I didn't feed them every other month, they would go on strike, floating in the air with their white bellies turning like dead fish.

The first time I fed them, I was horrified by the bloody scene.

Terrible, piranhas.

In the blink of an eye the chicken I was throwing out was just bones, whole bones.

The chicken didn't even make a scream before it was torn to bone by the swarming fish.

And my dad was very happy when he knew that I was scared by my stand-in, very happy, he laughed at me happily all day.

I let the queen in the lead bite him.

In the end he pretended to cry and asked me to accept my supernatural powers.

The double on the mother is a bride wearing a crown of thorns, a wedding dress, and a cello bag on her back.

When I was a child, he would lift me up high, touch my head gently, and take out the harmonica and teach me to play the harmonica.

I thought my mother's stand-in was very gentle, but my father said it was just a superficial appearance, saying, "Your mother is not soft on beating people at all, and there are a row of knives in that cello bag." 』

The double on the mother can control dead things by playing music. The cello bag is indeed a row of knives, and her real instrument is actually the violin hidden in the wedding dress.

I think the substitute on the mother is very gorgeous. The bride in the wedding dress and the crown of thorns stands there with her eyes closed, playing the violin gracefully, and the knife from the cello bag will float up with the music, and then attack Enemies are recovered one by one by the influence of the sound.

Sometimes the double on my mother would sit on the porch and play the violin for me. With the soothing music playing, the books on the bookshelf would float to me one by one. After I chose one, the rest of the books would fly back again. .

I think the mother's stand-in is as gentle as the mother, capable of fighting, gorgeous and elegant.

As for my father's substitute - who cares what my father's substitute ability is.

I don't care about the stand-in ability of that bad old man.

My dad wanted to name my stand-ins, and I said just call them School of Fish.

He said it was too casual.

I find it difficult to think of a name.

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I didn't see Kujo and Kakyoin after school today, and I didn't look for them, so I walked back to the apartment by myself.

I bought some snacks on the way and bought a grass carp by the way.

Sure enough, I still miss that grass carp.

When I got home, I looked up at the moon in the sky, and I couldn't help but think of my teacher Bai Yueguang. I heard that he will get married in a few days, because the bride's dream is to become a June bride.

...Speaking of which, Miss Teacher told me shyly around mid-May that she was going to get married, and in June, she would become the most beautiful June bride.

The rings on the hands of Miss Teacher and Teacher Bai Yueguang flashed through my mind. After a while, I stood under the street lamp and couldn't help feeling that the world is really small.

Is Miss Teacher going to move out after the wedding?

... By the way, isn't it a little too quiet?

Although the location of the apartment building is very remote, there are still the sounds of insects and birds and the rustling of leaves, but is it too quiet tonight?

Just as I was thinking this way, the chirping of insects and birds and the rustling of leaves came back.

I looked at a bright moon in the sky, round, like the fifteenth moon.

Then I turned around sharply and punched the person behind me in the face.

It was a strange man who yelled strangely after being punched by me.

He covered his nose and cried out in pain, "How did you find out!impossible!My enchantment is perfect! 』

I pointed to the moon in the sky.

"The moon at the beginning of the month is the same as the moon at the fifteenth? 』

He stopped talking, and after two seconds, he pretended nothing happened, smiled and said that he was indeed the friend of Jotaro Kujo, who could see through my barrier, and then he opened his hand, and the surrounding environment changed Dissipated like a bubble.

The surrounding scene has also changed, it is not the path back to the apartment that I am familiar with, but some unknown deep alley.

He yelled for Lord Dior.

What Dior?Perfume or lipstick?I have never bought a French brand.

I threw away my schoolbag blankly, and after seeing another figure emerging from behind the man, I suddenly realized.

Then I happily released dozens of the most gentle lower mouths in the fish school, and watched them swarm up, biting the man and screaming.

I intimately ordered that I can't eat this kind of crazy.

The school of fish expressed understanding.

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When Kakyoin found me, I was tearing the man's clothes into strips, and then tied them up to make a simple rope.

I left a fish for me to use as scissors, it was about to move, and it looked like it wanted to bite the man again.

Kakyoin stretched out his hand out of curiosity to poke the fish that I left behind to use as scissors, saying that he didn't expect that senior sister is also a stand-in messenger.

"Be careful it bites you. 』

Kakyoin withdrew its evil hands.

I asked him what was going on, and he said that he couldn't explain one sentence, and he would explain it to me when the empty note came.

I think this kid just wants to pull a back.

"Let's go out first, Izumo-senpai, where is your schoolbag—hiss. 』

Kakyoin bent down to look for my schoolbag, but gasped. I was stunned for two seconds, grabbed his hand and pulled him over, and involuntarily lifted his shirt.

His waist and abdomen were covered in blood, and his flesh was turned outward.

"Which son of a bitch moved you? 』

"...Izumo-senpai, can you take off my clothes. 』

"No, tell me which turtle grandson moved you first." 』

With a helpless face and erratic eyes, Kakyoin snapped his fingers and called out his substitute.

He explained to me that before he found me, he also encountered a stand-in messenger, but he had already dealt with that person.

The substitute of Kakyoin is green, or that kind of particularly transparent green.

"he--"

"His name is the Green Emperor, Izumo-senpai, are you trying to say that he looks like a honeydew melon?" 』

"No, I want to say he's like an emerald.The transparent green looks great. 』

Kakyoin was stunned for a moment, and after a while, he showed a smile that a boy of his age should have.

"Izumo-senpai, my clothes..."

"...What are you doing. 』

Kakyoin and I turned our heads at the same time, and saw Kongjo standing at the entrance of the alley.

He stood there with a dark face, and behind him was a purple humanoid figure holding a half-dead person in his hand.

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I believe it, my father will not deceive me.

Substitute messengers are attracted to each other.

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But now I just want to know which turtle grandson moved Kakyoin.

I tore off my shirt and cut it into strips for Kakyoin to hold back, and bandaged his wound in two or three strokes.

He tried to stop me, but I was faster.

I also tied a bow.

He touched the bow tie with a delicate expression, and said that he would pay me for the shirt later.

I felt that Kakyoin had lost too much blood, so I helped him out of the alley, and the purple figure behind Kongtiao casually threw the person in his hand into the trash can.

I was wearing a shirt with most of my waist exposed, and I felt really cold.

"Explain to me. 』

Kong Tiao didn't say anything, just stared at my waist that was exposed outside, and pressed down his hat for a while, saying a few words is really enough.

Then he took Kakyoin over.

I conveniently fed the grass carp I bought to the child who had been using me as scissors.

A few seconds later, fresh grass carp bones came out of the oven.

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"So which son of a bitch moved you? 』

"Miss Izumo..."

I don't care, whoever touches my tenant is my enemy.

I'm going to drag that turtle grandson out and beat him again.