[Cat and Jerry] Unscientific flirting with cats

"It's like this. I plan to buy him a tulip wreath tomorrow. I want red, yellow, and blue."

"Tulips? Not a bad idea."

"Is it? Because he said he likes flowers that are not strong, the fragrance of tulips is very light, and I checked its flower language: fraternity, thoughtfulness, wealth, and intelligence, which perfectly interpret my wife!"

"You really know your wife well."

"Hahahaha, it's so-so~ Then, after I bought the wreath, I wanted to hang it on the door for him, layer by layer. When he pushed the door, there was a clatter, and tulip garlands were strung on top of his head in various colors. Layer by layer, isn’t it a great surprise?”

"...well, great, great..."

Master Shu wiped his sweat on the other end of the phone.

Even if he didn't know Tudogalo well, he knew that if someone gave him a surprise like this, he would definitely ignore Sanqi 21 and tear up the culprit first.

But the culprit is his BOSS, his food and clothing parents, saying it directly will definitely hurt his face... For the sake of the bonus, it's better to remind him tactfully.

"However, although your idea is very good, it still lacks a little romance, don't you think?"

After Master Shu said this, Maxkes touched his chin and said, "That's right, what do you think?"

"That's what I thought... blablablabla... In this way, Madam will forgive you."

Shu Junji muttered a lot, and Maxkes probably understood a little bit, and his IQ switch was turned on at this time, and he benefited a lot from understanding this little.

"Yes, Ah Jun, you really have two brushes. Well done! I will give you a bonus at the end of the month!"

"Thank you, President!" Junshu Shu breathed a sigh of relief at this moment, and he was dismissed.

After chatting with the mouse army division all afternoon, the sulking in Maxkes' heart was finally relieved.

He is full of confidence in tomorrow again!

The next day's weather was rare and sunny and warm, and the sun shone brightly on the street early in the morning, which made people feel good.

The soft sunlight naturally also diffused into Tudogalo's house, into his cozy cat nest.

He turned over to let the whole body be more evenly tanned. The pure white fur of the cat was dyed golden. From a distance, it looked like a golden fur ball rolling in the cat's litter.

"Ding dong—" the doorbell rang unhurriedly.

Definitely Maxx again.

Tudogalo lazily turned over again—too comfortable to move.

But it was impolite to keep the guests waiting, so Tudogalo got up and opened the door for Maxquez without delay.

As soon as the door was opened, I saw Masquez with a familiar smile on his face, and shouted a familiar line in a familiar tone: "Surprise!"

Tudogalo slammed the door shut.

Maxquez with a frozen smile on his face: ...? ? ?

He knocked on the door lightly: "Tudo Gallo? Open the door, this time there is really a surprise."

【Sigh, Army Master Shu really came up with bad ideas. If my original plan had been followed, Tudogalo would have been able to taste my surprise as soon as he opened the door! ] This is his inner activity at the same time.

Rat Army Division: Hehe :)

After a while, Tudogallo opened the door, with an apologetic smile on his face: "Sorry, Max, I just remembered that the house was too messy, so I went in and cleaned it up."

"It's okay, you come with me." This was obviously an excuse, but Masquez didn't care much, he took Tudogalo's paw very naturally, led him to the door of his house, and pointed at the door of his house: " Look, how is it?"

Tudogalo followed Masquez’s finger, and his eyes lit up instantly—tulips were placed in front of his house, colorful potted plants surrounded the wall, and pink tulips were arranged in half a heart shape at the door , looks very dreamy and very girlish!

"Are you satisfied with what you see?" Maxkes smiled evilly and asked in a low and charming voice.

"Satisfied, thank you." Tudogalo's hair frowned again, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he barely said this sentence.

As if to prove his gratitude, Tudogalo worked very hard to pull out a sincere smile at Masquez.

Masquez blinked his eyes, as if trying to cover up something, took off the green hat on his head and exaggeratedly shouted: "Oh, oh, I almost forgot, and there is a little gift for you!"

As he spoke, he took out a white tulip wreath from his green hat, with a fawning smile on his face: "I made this up myself, let me put it on for you."

It can be seen that the garland is very delicate at first glance, but it is still a bit rough when you look closely.

"Okay." With a warm heart and a smile on the corner of his mouth, Tudogalo lowered his head so that Maxx could help him put the wreath on.

"You're so, so pretty..." When Tudogalo raised his head again, Masquez stuttered, and two inconspicuous blushes appeared on the brown mouse's face, which looked a little cute.

Then, without waiting for Tudogalo to react, he said again: "You are the first cat that I have pursued so hard. I want you to think of me, Maxx, when you see tulips!"

Tudogalo's fur, which had finally calmed down, exploded again in an instant.

He calmly replied, "You shut up."

"Oh." Masquez folded his hands obediently in front of him, lowered his noble head, and obediently admitted his mistake.

"Pfft." Tudor Gallo couldn't help but smile with a straight face.

I don't know if it's a tulip wreath on his head, or just a breeze blowing through the fragrance of the flowers. In short, Tudagailo has a smell of tulips in his nose.

——Very sweet, from the tip of the nose to the atrium.

Maxquez entered Tudogalo's house as he wished, and Tudogalo even agreed that Maxquez would lie in his cat's nest!

The cat litter is soft and comfortable, the sun is spread on it like a mattress, it is extremely warm, and most importantly, it still smells like Tudor Gallo!

Masquez rolled comfortably on it, buried his face in it, took a deep breath, and showed an idiot smile that could make Tudogalo blow his hair!

So happy!Simply heaven!

They spent the whole morning lying lazily on it while basking in the sun while chatting, and Maxquez's IQ switch was turned on again. Except for the occasion when he got carried away and flirted with Tudogalo, they had a good chat.

While chatting, Tudogalo suddenly thought of something, and said to Masquez, "Masquez, what about the flowers in front of the door? My master will be back soon."

He omitted "Sir" now, unlike the last time he was angry, this time he was familiar with Maxquez.

Masquez was very happy when he noticed the change of address, and set the next goal to let Tudogalo call him "Mass" or "Kex", or even "**" or "**". sure!Oops, I'm so ashamed to let Tudor Gallo call himself that (*/ω＼*)

With dirty thoughts in his heart, Masquez remained calm: "I have already explained that they will take the flowers away in time. If you want to see them, I can arrange them for you at any time."

Tudogalo smiled slightly: "Thank you, but don't worry about it."

At noon, the owner of Tudogalo came back.

At this time, Masquez was bragging to Tudogalo about his earlier adventures in the rivers and lakes, and a mouse boy rushed in: "Madam is back! Madam is back!"

Tudogalo recognized at a glance that it was a mouse lurking in his house.

I saw Maxquez quickly jumped down the cat's nest three steps and took two steps to get into the mouse hole in his house.

It turns out that Maxkes had subdued the mice in his house before he knew it?

As soon as the little mouse got into the mouse hole, Tudogalo heard the "click, click" sound of his master's high-heeled shoes on the floor.

... The news is really well-informed.

The owner of Tudogalo is a strong and delicate little woman. She met people who were not nice, and was dazzled by the little goblin "love", and got married in a muddleheaded way, but the marriage failed very badly.

Although she is living a good life now, this experience is still a stain in her heart that cannot be erased.

She has no children, and the one closest to her is Tudogalo. When she thinks of this experience, she will say to Tudorgalo: "Tudogalo, you must never be a random cat. If you like other little female cats, you have to be responsible to them..."

After repeatedly emphasizing the credo of "Don't be a casual cat", it has been deeply imprinted in Tudogalo's heart ever since.

"Tudo Gallo, did you weave the wreath on your head yourself? It's so beautiful." The host praised the wreath on Tudokallo's head casually.

But Tudogalo was so scared out of his wits that he forgot to take off the wreath!

Fortunately, the master didn't suspect anything.

After having a meal at home and spending time with Tudogalo, the owner left in a hurry.

As soon as the owner left, Masquez came out of the mouse hole with his back foot, and tried to get shamelessly into Tudogalo's cat's nest, but Tudogalo drove him back home.

Of course, even if Tudogalo was chasing rats, he was polite: "Masquez, it's getting late, you haven't eaten yet, and I have nothing here to entertain you, so you can go back to eat first."

At first, Masquez didn't realize that Tudogalo was chasing him away, so he waved his hand indifferently: "It's okay, I just ask my younger brother to help me prepare food, and it's still early."

Tudogalo sometimes really doubts whether Maxquez's EQ is positive or negative: "But if you go back too late, Jerry will worry about you."

Only then did the idiot Maxquez react, and whispered: "That kid is busy dating all day long, can he have time to worry about me..."

Then there was an elite smile on his face: "Oh, that's right. Then I'm going back. Goodbye, Tudogalo."

Tudogalo smiled and said, "Goodbye."

Tudogalo sent Masquez to the door. Before leaving, Masquez asked, "Can I come to you every day in the future?"

Although it is almost the case of visiting every day now, as a traditional male mouse, Maxx's romance is to get the other party's permission to be more motivated when pursuing!

I have to bring it up quickly while the atmosphere is good.

Tudogalo was also taken aback for a moment, his clear cat pupils flashed something quickly, and finally he bent his eyes and said, "Welcome."

The author has something to say: Masquez's green hat is actually connected to a different dimension, and it is an advanced dimensional weapon.

Otherwise, who would hang around outside wearing a green hat all day (*ˉ︶ˉ*)