dream* romance

Take a look at the dreams I encountered in those years

Yuqinfeng: What can half a bag of biscuits do?One person may not be able to eat enough.

Chun Mian didn't know Xiao: I only had a bag of biscuits in my hand at the time, and it was pretty good to give them half of the bag.As for whether they can have enough to eat, it is none of my business.

Yuqinfeng: Hahahahahahaha

Zhu Zhu: Didn’t those people realize that you are actually the one who rules the world?

Chun Mian Wujuexiao: Probably didn't find out, they took the things and left.

Zhu Tiao: Later.

Chunmian Wujuexiao: There is no later, and I will wake up at that time.

Zhu Yu: This dream is absurd enough, it deserves to be a dream.

Chunmian didn't know dawn: Dreams are illogical.

Mrs. Donghua: If you are serious about dreaming, you will lose.A few days ago, I read a lot of Tanmei novels, and I dreamed that I turned into a man and was pregnant with a child.In the dream, I didn't find anything unreasonable. I just touched my belly and thought about whether to keep this child.As a result, I think after a long time, I finally decided to keep this child.Probably because they subconsciously don't want to harm a life, even unborn children.

Yuqinfeng: Boy Ziwen, are you in the world of abo, or the world with magical creatures like Shuang'er?

Chun Mian didn't realize it: Boys and boys, my God, there are so many rotten girls.I really can't imagine how a man can have a child.

Mrs. Donghua: Novels are sometimes more absurd than dreams.Upstairs, don't underestimate the brains of the girls.It is said that a long time ago, male and female characters appeared.As for how these people have children?Who knows, anyway, I have never seen such a person in reality.

Chunmian Wujuexiao: I have convinced your imagination, and I admire your ability to accept it even more.When I think of men being able to have children, I feel chills all over my body.Thinking about the TV series adapted from the Empress novel that aired a few years ago, I feel like vomiting blood.What's more, there are no women, only two men can have children.

Mrs. Donghua: The man upstairs is a straight man. The identification has been completed.

Yuqinfeng: Is it a man?I thought it was a girl?

Zhu Zhu: I can testify that the person upstairs is a man.

Chunmian Bujuexiao: ...

Yuqinfeng: @东华夫人, don't worry about the upstairs, just keep talking.

Mrs. Donghua: Good.

Mrs. Donghua: In the dream, I was in the world of abo, and I was an Omega with a very low social status.At that time, I didn't expect this, but I just tried my best to raise the fetus and wanted to give birth to the child in my womb.You have to know that although I was a man in my dream, I am actually a woman, and I don't have much resistance to things like having children.

Yuqinfeng: Did you ever dream that whose child is this?

Mrs. Donghua: I really dreamed about it, like a general or something.This is a routine in the abo article, I think you understand.

Yuqinfeng: Of course I understand, I have seen many articles of this type.By now, I'm tired of watching it.

Mrs. Donghua: I was resting in the room, and suddenly a man appeared in the room.With a straight face, he wanted to touch my belly and do indescribable things with me.Immediately, I became angry, picked up the dagger that was placed aside and stabbed it into the man's heart.Then i woke up.

Yuqin wind: 66666666

Yuqinfeng: I like the decisive ones like you the most, and I hate the kind of scruples that come and go.How do you say that?He was willing to cut himself to pieces, and dared to pull the Heavenly King Lao Tzu off his horse.

Yuqinfeng: Those who endure this and that for their own children, although I think they are great, I really don't like them.If you treat yourself badly, don't expect others to treat you well.

Mrs. Donghua: Come on, what are you talking about?It's just a dream, don't take it seriously.

Yuqinfeng: Received.

Mr. Xu: Ahem, what a coincidence, I also had a dream yesterday.

I wish: I would like to hear the details.

Mr. Xu: I dreamed that I was preparing to write a book. The background of the world had already been set, the map had been drawn, and the character setting of the characters had been done. Even the outline was half written.However, when I was about to start writing, I found that there was already a divine book on the website.Whether it is the character setting, the world background, or the plot, they are almost exactly the same as my setting.

Zhu Yu: I understand that someone has been reborn and is still working as a copywriter.

Yuqinfeng: It is estimated that that person still has the ability of photographic memory, or has something like a system in his hand.It is not that simple to become Wen Chaogong. The same storyline is written by different people, but there is a gap between heaven and earth.Since it can become a divine book, the writing must be very good, so I judge that the person copied it all.

Mr. Xu: Before I finished, you already thought of it. Sure enough, reading too much is not good.You don't know, in the dream, I read what that person wrote.It turned out that the writing style of that divine book was almost exactly the same as mine.Even some of the small details are my unique hobby.These days, rebirth articles are so rampant.I almost didn't even need to think about it, I already guessed the reason for this. Someone must have been reborn and copied my book.

Mr. Xu: When I realized this, I was dizzy with anger.But what can I do, I don't have any evidence at all.Seeing that guy's explosive changes from ten to ten, I really even wanted to vomit blood.Even though I haven't experienced it now, I know in my heart that I typed out those words one by one.However, he was reborn by this, completely ignorant of cherishing, squandering bit by bit.

Yuqin Feng: Touch it, mourning.I am really one hundred lucky now, there will not be such a heaven-defying reborn person in reality.If there are any good things that are taken away without any scruples, what else is there?

Congratulations: agree, +1

Mr. Xu: In the dream, I was really aggrieved, and I really couldn't think of any other way.I had to change the setting of the world, the character of the characters, and the outline to re-conceive a new novel.If he can also publish this novel that I have newly conceived, then I can only accept it.

Mr. Xu: Fortunately, that guy doesn't know my current idea, and he doesn't have much impression of the essay I'm about to fill out.So, until I sent this article out smoothly, there were no surprises.

Yuqinfeng: Most novel writers have a lot of brains.If one doesn't work, write another one.In a person's life, it is not necessarily possible to write all the brain holes.It is estimated that you did not write the book you are writing now in your previous life, so the reborn person does not know.

Mr. Xu: Well, I think it is probably the same.

Congratulations: +1

Xu Gongzi: After opening the new article, I almost tried my best to write this book well.No matter what, always surpass the book that was stolen by others.Seeing my stats getting better and better in the dream, I think I did it.Successfully surpassed myself that I had never met, and went to a higher level.

Congratulations: congratulations

Mr. Xu: Year after year, the reborn person copied more and more books.The writing style of each book is different, but each book is a divine book.Gradually, some people felt that something was wrong, and began to slowly investigate the reborn person.I remembered the book that was defiled by the reborn person back then, and I also got a foot in it.

Zhu Yu: I feel that the reborn is going to be unlucky.

Mr. Xu: You are right, the reborn man finally made a mistake and kicked the iron board.In my dream, there is an author who is very unclear.He is different from others, not updated day after day.Instead, after finishing the entire article, I waited until my last article was published before posting chapter by chapter.Even if it is more than 1000 million words, it is no exception.

Mr. Xu: Because the author's last article is still being serialized, it will take more than three months before a new article can be published.So, he began to set the next article, and waited three months before sending out the newly completed article.But it was just a month ago, so a new article has been opened from now on, which happens to be the article that the author just finished.

Xu Gongzi: Authors who know some inside information know that their opportunity has come.Everyone, including me, united and brought the reborn man to court.You know, that guy copied everything, even typos.It is really very, very simple to win this lawsuit.

Zhu Tiao: So did you win?

Mr. Xu: I don't know, because I was already awake at that time.As soon as I entered the courtroom, I was woken up by the alarm clock without even seeing the face of the reborn person.Now that I think about it, that guy is really cheap.

Bodhisattva: Your dreams are so legendary, why is my dream so simple?I dreamed that I was chopping watermelons, and I opened one after another, but I couldn't eat the watermelon.I can only watch others eat with relish, and I can only chop down one by one. I woke up before the watermelon was finished.

Mr. Xu: You are really pitiful, even more pitiful than me.At least in the end I counterattacked and sued the reborn person to court. As a result, you chopped so many watermelons and didn't eat any of them.

Bodhizi: Stop talking, the more you talk, the more sad you will be.Tell me, what is this?Obviously I worked hard, but it turned out to be cheaper for others.

Mr. Xu: It's okay, don't be sad, as long as this situation doesn't happen in reality, it will be fine.

Bodhizi: How could it not exist in reality?Otherwise, where do those people who take credit for others come from?Forget it, I'm in a bad mood, I'll go get something to eat.

Mr. Xu: ...

Zhu Yu: I suddenly remembered a dream I had a long, long time ago, when I was playing with my friends.Suddenly, I don't know what danger is coming, and I want to leave with my friends.However, my feet seemed to be stained with something, and I couldn't take a step away.I was about to cry and then woke up.

Mr. Xu: Hearing what you said, I also remembered a dream from a long time ago.In the dream, I was only one or two years old sitting on a tricycle, being pulled forward by my grandparents.Then our family came to an unknown place and lived in that place.

Mr. Xu: It was a small, dark room made of wood, with a bed, a cabinet, and a kitchen.Grandpa and grandma have something to do, so I just play on the bed alone.Because there is no bright person, I just play with the mobile phone biscuits and gnaw there.

Mr. Xu: After playing alone for a few days, I met a fox who could speak human language.Although it is not cute, it is fluffy and has a big body.It's fun to lie on the fox's body with the fluffy tail in your arms.In the dream, I was very young, and I only knew that ordinary foxes could not speak at all.I just keep that fox by my side and play and study together as my friend.

Lei Lei is healthier: I am so envious of a fox who can speak human.Is it possible to transform into a human form and become a beautiful vixen, hehehehe.

Mr. Xu: You think too much, it means that a fox can speak human language, but it cannot be transformed into a human form.Moreover, that fox is a male fox, not a female fox.

Lei Lei is healthier: It's a male fox, but it can't be transformed into a human form, I'm really disappointed.

Mrs. Donghua: There's nothing to be disappointed about. A male fox is fine.What's wrong with not being able to take human form now?As long as the future cultivation base arrives, he can naturally become a handsome guy.

Lei Lei is healthier: Girl upstairs, your thoughts are dangerous.

Mrs. Dongfang: Stallion upstairs, your thinking is more dangerous.I tell you, you always write stallion novels and be careful not to find a girlfriend.Now there are more boys than girls, and some girls don't want to find boyfriends, so they are single.So it is very difficult for someone like you to find a girlfriend.

Lei Lei is healthier: ...

Mrs. Donghua: Don't believe me, just give me sloppy eyes in front of me.Do you think our girls are just like the women in your novels, just a paper figure?Let me tell you, no woman would want her man to have three wives and four concubines.Even if there is such a thought, it is excluded from the scope of mate selection.

Lei Lei is healthier: I just write some novels, and I don’t have such an idea.

Mrs. Donghua: Who will believe it?

Lei Lei is healthier: I rely on...

Zhu Zhu: Upstairs, let me say a fair word.You better change your writing style and stop writing studs.Look at the present, not only boys but also girls read novels.You are always writing studs, and you are effectively giving up half of your readers.When girls see stallion text, most of them are very annoying.

Lei Lei is healthier: Who doesn't write articles with many heroines, why do girls buy it?

Mrs. Donghua: She is a master, with good writing style, good plot, and fascinating writing.Except for the plots of falling in love with girls, the rest are very beautiful.As for you, it's not that I hate you.Look at yourself first, can you compare?

Lei Lei is healthier: Damn, can your mouth not be so poisonous?

Mrs. Dongfang: Hmph, if the relationship is not good, I don't even bother to say it.

Lei Lei is healthier: I'll go.

Lei Lei is healthier: I will consider the matter of transformation, but it is not possible now.

Mrs. Donghua: Whatever you want

The author has something to say: Thank you little fairy big ears for the nutrient solution, okay.