This director is poisonous
Chapter 22
Shen Jiming's behavior of pouring dirty water on him was really shameful, Lu Li immediately clarified, "You think too much, I will definitely not touch you."
Shen Jiming was very happy, "Very well, you are indeed the most suitable person to sleep with me."
Could it be that what Shen Jiming said about sleeping together really means just lying on the same bed and doing nothing?It is really possible for Shen Jiming, who is suspected of having never had sex, to do such a thing, but Lu Li will never take the risk.After all, the possibility of Shen Jiming's sneak attack being successful is extremely small, and the possibility of him beating Shen Jiming to death during Shen Jiming's sneak attack is too great.Lu Li thought of a way to make Shen Ji back out knowing it was difficult, "I'll tell you a secret. In fact, I sleep very dishonestly. I have a bad habit of rolling all over the bed, snoring, grinding my teeth, farting, grabbing the quilt, sleepwalking and talking in my sleep."
Shen Jiming frowned and said, "The things you mentioned are not bad habits, they are very special and lovely habits. I don't think I have them yet."
Cute ghost, people who have collected all these defects can really achieve 100% of the Gusheng achievement.Lu Li brainwashed Shen Jiming because he had never met anyone with those bad habits before, so he thought they were cute, so he couldn't help explaining to Shen Jiming, "...you have never met someone like me and think so, right? ?Sleep with me, you basically bid farewell to sleep tonight, and stay awake until dawn."
Shen Jiming didn't want to give up, "It won't be worse than me sleeping alone, anyway we have to sleep in the same bed tonight."
Lu Li said, "I disagree, I will suffer from insomnia if I sleep with you."
Shen Jiming said, "It's okay, as long as I can fall asleep."
Lu Li had no choice but to tell the truth, "I don't want to share a bed with you."
Shen Jiming asked: "Why? I don't know how to snore, grind my teeth, fart, sleepwalk and talk in my sleep."
Lu Li smashed the jar, "I'm worried about you, I'm afraid you'll mess with me."
"Coincidentally, I am also worried that you are going to have sex with me. If I hurt you, it will be troublesome." Shen Jiming turned and looked at Qiu Bai who had been guarding him all the time, "You find someone to order me brought over the tent, assembled it and put it on Lu Li's bed."
Lu Li: "..." What's going on with this development? !
"With that tent here, I don't have to worry about you sneaking up on me, and I can happily sleep on the same bed with you." Shen Jiming yawned, "I'm so sleepy, can I go in?"
Without waiting for Lu Li to agree, Shen Jiming strode to the side of the bed with long legs, bypassing him, and lay down on the bed hugging the pillow.
Lu Li followed behind him and shouted, "What's the matter with the tent you're talking about? Where do I sleep in your bed?"
Shen Jiming turned over and lay on his side, "Of course you are sleeping in a tent. That tent has its own combination lock, once it is locked, you cannot get out."
Lu Li rolled his eyes, "I definitely won't come out, what if you want to come in?"
Shen Jiming said: "Oh, for safety, let Qiu Bai set a random password."
It is feasible to ask Qiu Bai to set a password.Lu Li finally accepted this setting. Anyway, he couldn't see Shen Jiming outside in the tent, and it was no different from him sleeping alone.
It wasn't until Qiu Bai moved the tent in with a few people that Lu Li realized he was wrong.
Because the tent Shen Jiming ordered is completely transparent, he can see everything outside when he lies down inside, and people outside can also see him.
Qiu Bai ordered others to assemble the custom-made tent, and stood next to Lu Li and chatted with him in a low voice, "Mr. Lu, I didn't expect you to have such a day."
Lu Li didn't understand, "What do you mean?"
Qiu Bai explained: "This tent is for those who want to climb into the young master's bed. As long as they are locked in the tent, the young master won't have to worry about them knocking on his door in the middle of the night, so he can sleep peacefully."
Lu Li: "...Shen Jiming also broke his heart to prevent others from climbing into his bed."
Qiu Bai looked serious, "This is necessary. The young master keeps them just to find inspiration for creation, not to sleep with them. We must fully guard against the bad habit of bed climbing."
Lu Li pointed to Shen Jiming who was lying on the bed with his back facing them, "Then he is really just sleeping with me?"
"Of course." Qiu Bai nodded, "No matter how much the young master likes your body, he will never sleep with you."
Lu Li tentatively asked, "You won't even die?"
Qiu Bai nodded desperately.
Lu Li said, "Then can I set a password myself?"
Qiu Bai shook his head and said, "No, what if you want to take advantage of the young master."
Lu Li: "...I'm not interested in him."
Qiu Bai spread his hands and said, "I don't believe it, those people who were locked in a tent to sleep said so."
Fifteen minutes later, Lu Li lay in the tent and watched Qiu Bai stand by the bed typing in the password, "Qiu Bai, this password has twenty digits, I suggest you set a password that you often use, if you forget the password tomorrow , I can’t get out.”
Qiu Bai stopped his movements and said, "I know what's going on in my heart, so turn around and don't look at me."
Lu Li turned around and saw that Shen Jiming's eyes were still open, "Why aren't you asleep yet?"
Shen Jiming replied, "I can't sleep unless you lie beside me."
Lu Li asked, "That's not right, I've never slept with you before, when did you develop this ghostly problem?"
Shen Jiming: "I couldn't fall asleep when I was on an IV drip, but I slept so comfortably at noon today, it must be because you are by my side and accompany me."
Lu Li: "...That's because you burned too much."
"No." Shen Jiming yawned again, "When I see your face now, I'm so sleepy that I want to close my eyes."
Qiu Bai bent down and said, "Master, Mr. Lu, the password has been set. I'm leaving first, and I'll come back tomorrow morning."
"pat-"
Qiu Bai considerately turned off the lights for them before leaving.
The surroundings instantly darkened.
Lu Li covered the quilt and closed his eyes.
Lu Li didn't choose a place to sleep, and he usually fell asleep within 5 minutes of closing his eyes.Now there is an impenetrable tent between him and Shen Jiming, which has no effect on his time to fall asleep.
The tragedy is that Lu Li fell asleep in a daze for less than 10 minutes, when he was woken up again by Shen Jiming.
Shen Jiming: "You said you would snore, grind your teeth and talk in your sleep, why can't I hear anything?"
Lu Li closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, ignoring Shen Jiming.
Shen Jiming leaned closer to Lu Li, put his ear against the tent, "I still can't hear anything, are you pretending to sleep?"
Lu Li opened his eyes angrily, "Can you concentrate on sleeping and don't talk?"
Shen Jiming: "No, as soon as I close my eyes, I remember what you said about snoring, grinding my teeth and talking in my sleep. I've never heard it before, and I can't fall asleep if I don't hear it once."
Shen Jiming was very happy, "Very well, you are indeed the most suitable person to sleep with me."
Could it be that what Shen Jiming said about sleeping together really means just lying on the same bed and doing nothing?It is really possible for Shen Jiming, who is suspected of having never had sex, to do such a thing, but Lu Li will never take the risk.After all, the possibility of Shen Jiming's sneak attack being successful is extremely small, and the possibility of him beating Shen Jiming to death during Shen Jiming's sneak attack is too great.Lu Li thought of a way to make Shen Ji back out knowing it was difficult, "I'll tell you a secret. In fact, I sleep very dishonestly. I have a bad habit of rolling all over the bed, snoring, grinding my teeth, farting, grabbing the quilt, sleepwalking and talking in my sleep."
Shen Jiming frowned and said, "The things you mentioned are not bad habits, they are very special and lovely habits. I don't think I have them yet."
Cute ghost, people who have collected all these defects can really achieve 100% of the Gusheng achievement.Lu Li brainwashed Shen Jiming because he had never met anyone with those bad habits before, so he thought they were cute, so he couldn't help explaining to Shen Jiming, "...you have never met someone like me and think so, right? ?Sleep with me, you basically bid farewell to sleep tonight, and stay awake until dawn."
Shen Jiming didn't want to give up, "It won't be worse than me sleeping alone, anyway we have to sleep in the same bed tonight."
Lu Li said, "I disagree, I will suffer from insomnia if I sleep with you."
Shen Jiming said, "It's okay, as long as I can fall asleep."
Lu Li had no choice but to tell the truth, "I don't want to share a bed with you."
Shen Jiming asked: "Why? I don't know how to snore, grind my teeth, fart, sleepwalk and talk in my sleep."
Lu Li smashed the jar, "I'm worried about you, I'm afraid you'll mess with me."
"Coincidentally, I am also worried that you are going to have sex with me. If I hurt you, it will be troublesome." Shen Jiming turned and looked at Qiu Bai who had been guarding him all the time, "You find someone to order me brought over the tent, assembled it and put it on Lu Li's bed."
Lu Li: "..." What's going on with this development? !
"With that tent here, I don't have to worry about you sneaking up on me, and I can happily sleep on the same bed with you." Shen Jiming yawned, "I'm so sleepy, can I go in?"
Without waiting for Lu Li to agree, Shen Jiming strode to the side of the bed with long legs, bypassing him, and lay down on the bed hugging the pillow.
Lu Li followed behind him and shouted, "What's the matter with the tent you're talking about? Where do I sleep in your bed?"
Shen Jiming turned over and lay on his side, "Of course you are sleeping in a tent. That tent has its own combination lock, once it is locked, you cannot get out."
Lu Li rolled his eyes, "I definitely won't come out, what if you want to come in?"
Shen Jiming said: "Oh, for safety, let Qiu Bai set a random password."
It is feasible to ask Qiu Bai to set a password.Lu Li finally accepted this setting. Anyway, he couldn't see Shen Jiming outside in the tent, and it was no different from him sleeping alone.
It wasn't until Qiu Bai moved the tent in with a few people that Lu Li realized he was wrong.
Because the tent Shen Jiming ordered is completely transparent, he can see everything outside when he lies down inside, and people outside can also see him.
Qiu Bai ordered others to assemble the custom-made tent, and stood next to Lu Li and chatted with him in a low voice, "Mr. Lu, I didn't expect you to have such a day."
Lu Li didn't understand, "What do you mean?"
Qiu Bai explained: "This tent is for those who want to climb into the young master's bed. As long as they are locked in the tent, the young master won't have to worry about them knocking on his door in the middle of the night, so he can sleep peacefully."
Lu Li: "...Shen Jiming also broke his heart to prevent others from climbing into his bed."
Qiu Bai looked serious, "This is necessary. The young master keeps them just to find inspiration for creation, not to sleep with them. We must fully guard against the bad habit of bed climbing."
Lu Li pointed to Shen Jiming who was lying on the bed with his back facing them, "Then he is really just sleeping with me?"
"Of course." Qiu Bai nodded, "No matter how much the young master likes your body, he will never sleep with you."
Lu Li tentatively asked, "You won't even die?"
Qiu Bai nodded desperately.
Lu Li said, "Then can I set a password myself?"
Qiu Bai shook his head and said, "No, what if you want to take advantage of the young master."
Lu Li: "...I'm not interested in him."
Qiu Bai spread his hands and said, "I don't believe it, those people who were locked in a tent to sleep said so."
Fifteen minutes later, Lu Li lay in the tent and watched Qiu Bai stand by the bed typing in the password, "Qiu Bai, this password has twenty digits, I suggest you set a password that you often use, if you forget the password tomorrow , I can’t get out.”
Qiu Bai stopped his movements and said, "I know what's going on in my heart, so turn around and don't look at me."
Lu Li turned around and saw that Shen Jiming's eyes were still open, "Why aren't you asleep yet?"
Shen Jiming replied, "I can't sleep unless you lie beside me."
Lu Li asked, "That's not right, I've never slept with you before, when did you develop this ghostly problem?"
Shen Jiming: "I couldn't fall asleep when I was on an IV drip, but I slept so comfortably at noon today, it must be because you are by my side and accompany me."
Lu Li: "...That's because you burned too much."
"No." Shen Jiming yawned again, "When I see your face now, I'm so sleepy that I want to close my eyes."
Qiu Bai bent down and said, "Master, Mr. Lu, the password has been set. I'm leaving first, and I'll come back tomorrow morning."
"pat-"
Qiu Bai considerately turned off the lights for them before leaving.
The surroundings instantly darkened.
Lu Li covered the quilt and closed his eyes.
Lu Li didn't choose a place to sleep, and he usually fell asleep within 5 minutes of closing his eyes.Now there is an impenetrable tent between him and Shen Jiming, which has no effect on his time to fall asleep.
The tragedy is that Lu Li fell asleep in a daze for less than 10 minutes, when he was woken up again by Shen Jiming.
Shen Jiming: "You said you would snore, grind your teeth and talk in your sleep, why can't I hear anything?"
Lu Li closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, ignoring Shen Jiming.
Shen Jiming leaned closer to Lu Li, put his ear against the tent, "I still can't hear anything, are you pretending to sleep?"
Lu Li opened his eyes angrily, "Can you concentrate on sleeping and don't talk?"
Shen Jiming: "No, as soon as I close my eyes, I remember what you said about snoring, grinding my teeth and talking in my sleep. I've never heard it before, and I can't fall asleep if I don't hear it once."
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