On How To Make My Facially Paralyzed Roommate Laugh

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Cheng Zixiao's face-to-face kung fu is really not bragging. Zhou Yi was so dizzy by him at the dining table that he finally nodded.

Cheng Zixiao tidied up his things neatly, and chose a few angles for Zhou Yi to pose. Who knew that Zhou Yi had a sullen face the whole time, without a smile at all.

As a professional photographer, Cheng Zixiao was almost pissed off by this facial paralysis, so he sat down beside him: Zhou Yi, can you just smile!One movement throughout the whole process, I'm not taking pictures of the dead...

Zhou Yi took the camera and looked through it a few times, but he didn't feel anything: I think it looks good.

Cheng Zixiao: ...How can the comics you draw with aesthetics afford the rent?

Zhou Yi thought about it: Maybe my fans like my style of painting.

Cheng Zi laughed: Hehehe, I believed in your ghost.

But to be honest, these photos of Zhou Yi are not too bad.He was born to be good-looking, with smooth and powerful lines on the side face, thin lips and sharp eyebrows, beautiful yet masculine, and the weather outside today is fine, the rising sun shines in rays of sunshine, which makes Zhou Yi's figure even more beautiful nice.

Any photographer has an inexplicable obsession with natural models, and Cheng Zixiao is fascinated by watching them, feeling that inspirations are constantly emerging.He asked Zhou Yi to take a few photos in the pose he said, and the effect was much better. He even thought about what kind of filter to use, and he was immersed in a kind of original intention that broke away from making Zhou Yi laugh.

Cheng Zixiao kept staring at the small screen, and Zhou Yi sat beside him, the inviolable place in his heart was unconsciously softened by the smirks of the people around him.He controlled his emotions, quietly got up and went back to the room.

However, Cheng Zixiao didn't notice it at all, and he poked Zhou Yi with his arm, trying to tell him that he would look better in a pink shirt, but his arm was empty, and he realized that the people around him had already left.

Cheng Zixiao came back to his senses, and immediately rushed into the room with the camera in his arms, clicked on the forum, with a little anticipation, hoping to see the task completed.

As a result, it still shows "task completed".

The remorseful Cheng Zixiao really wanted to slap himself, but he couldn't bear to slap him, so he had to look at the photos with his mouth pouted while holding the camera.

He watched and scolded.

Damn, this guy looks so good-looking!

If it weren't for your good looks, I wouldn't miss this opportunity!

Cheng Zixiao's cheeks were bulging with anger, and a flush of anger crept up his earlobe quietly.

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After failing to succeed twice in a row, Cheng Zixiao was stupefied, and finally realized that the task this time is not that simple, two hundred points of life is really hard to get...

Thanks to Zhou Yi's facial paralysis, he finally understood why King Zhou You wanted to play with the princes.

It's really hard to ask a beauty to smile!

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !

Ah ah ah! !

ah ah ah...

……

Cheng Zi smiled: Hey...

He scratched his head irritably, and began to miss the days in the zoo.

Just when he missed flirting with the tigress next door and being jealous of other tigers, his cell phone rang suddenly.

The caller is Zhou Yi.

Cheng Zixiao felt strange, Zhou Yi never called him, why did he remember it today?

Could it be that this heartless person has developed a conscience and wants to apologize to him and take a picture of him?

Cheng Zi smiled and made up a big play, but the curtain call had already come before the script started.

Because the person who spoke was not Zhou Yi, but a strange man.

For some reason, Cheng Zixiao immediately became defensive, and said in a bad tone, "Who are you?"

"Zhou Yi is drunk and is at Room 208 of Yue Yue Hotel."

"..."

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When Cheng Zixiao rushed to the hotel box, there was no one there.He rummaged under the dining table, and even saw a hair of Zhou Yi.

Hehe... Are you playing with him?

Cheng Zixiao turned to leave. Suddenly, a very strong peach blossom fragrance came from the door, and the whole corridor was filled.

It is late autumn now, where do the peach blossoms come from?

Cheng Zixiao started to sniff, the smell became stronger the further he went in, and when he reached the door of the toilet, the fragrance of flowers mixed with the smell of wine, almost fascinated Cheng Zixiao.He shook his head, took another serious sniff, and finally confirmed that the scent came from the men's toilet.

It's really interesting to spray peach blossoms into the men's toilet.

Cheng Zixiao laughed at the bad taste of this hotel, pushed open the door, and saw Zhou Yi in the men's room who had vomited unconsciously.His clothes fell to the ground in a mess, his brows were frowned, and he looked very uncomfortable.

Cheng Zixiao immediately squatted down and helped Zhou Yi up and hugged him in his arms: Zhou Yi, wake up.

Zhou Yi drank too much, his throat felt uncomfortable, and he groaned without speaking, which sounded like a baby.

……

The expressionless person on weekdays is actually humming at this moment? !

When he called out, Cheng Zixiao felt as if his chin had been scratched by a feather, and the lower part reacted swiftly and kept pushing up.

And Cheng Zi, who obviously knew what happened, suddenly laughed: ...

Zhou Yi was so uncomfortable that he wanted to sit up in a daze.After going back and forth, it was more like he was laughing and acting like a baby with Cheng Zi.

At this moment, the smell of wine was lingering, and Cheng Zixiao felt hot all over.

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Outside, there was a sound of hurried footsteps, "Zhou Yi, hurry up, drink water..."

The man who made the sound held the mineral water in one hand, and pushed open the toilet door with the other. He was caught off guard and saw the above-mentioned... enigmatic scene.

The man's jaw was broken by a degree, and his fingers tremblingly dangled between the two: "You..."

Cheng Zixiao quickly waved his hands: "Don't get me wrong! We are not what you think!"

Zhou Yi was disturbed and buried his head in Cheng Zixiao's chest.

Cheng Zi smiled: "..." Could it be that the legendary jumping into the Yellow River couldn't clean it up?

Human culture is indeed extensive and profound.

The man narrowed his eyes, hooked the corners of his mouth, and had a sudden understanding expression: "I said why Zhou Yi always rejects girls, so it's because he has someone in his heart! Okay, okay, I understand, you guys have a good chat, I'm leaving .”

And then he really left.

Cheng Zixiao's hands froze, and he didn't even bother to explain in the end.

The most urgent task is to bring this drunk man back.Cheng Zixiao pulled the man out with great effort, carried him on his back, and moved out with difficulty.

That night, Cheng Zixiao, who was carrying Zhouyi on his back, understood deeply that those tall men were so predictable.

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At home, Cheng Zixiao almost died, and it took a lot of effort for Cheng Zixiao to throw Zhou Yi on the bed.

He was sitting on the edge of the bed, just about to catch his breath, but the person covered in the quilt sat up and hugged Cheng Zixiao from behind, resting his chin between his shoulders and neck, breathing gently.

Zhou Yi was covered with the fragrance of wine and flowers, and Cheng Zixiao had the illusion of being in a fairyland.

Although we all live under the same roof, there is still no such close contact.Cheng Zi's smiling face turned red. He turned his head and saw Zhou Yi's face, which he had never had the chance to see clearly in the past.

With long eyelashes, a straight nose, and Zhou Yi who does not open his eyes, he lacks the strangers in the past, and has a little more childish smell of human fireworks. His beautiful lips are opening and closing, and he is talking about something carefully.

Cheng Zixiao listened carefully and realized that he was calling his mother.

In his heart, the softness was hit, Cheng Zixiao couldn't help but raised his head and rubbed his head, saying that his mother was here.

Zhou Yi's eyelids moved, and then he opened his dark eyes little by little, met Cheng Zixiao's gaze, stayed for a second, and then closed his eyes again.

Zhou Yi: You are not my mother.

Cheng Zi laughed: Are you drunk?

Zhou Yi: My mother must be prettier than you.

Cheng Zixiao: ... MMP

Suddenly, Cheng Zixiao had a flash of light in his mind, he laughed three times at Zhou Yi, and raised his chin with his fingers: Come on, give you a smile for Mr. Hu.

Behind him, Zhou Yi didn't answer any more, instead the sound of even breathing entered Cheng Zixiao's ears.

Zhou Yi: ZZZ......

Cheng Zi smiled:? ? ?

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