On How To Make My Facially Paralyzed Roommate Laugh

01

As a tiger spirit raised in a zoo, Cheng Zixiao is a fighter among slot machines. He has a super IQ and is proficient in both human and tiger languages. good star.

But such a cute tiger was framed by the old king next door, with all four feet in the air, foaming at the mouth, and died.

Everyone missed this tiger very much, everyone's thoughts condensed into a force, and Cheng Zixiao was originally a tiger spirit. After he died for a while, he opened his eyes and found himself lying on a soft cushion. His face was covered with a white cloth.

He let out a loud roar, and Bu Fei flew away. The people around were crying and crying, but when they saw Cheng Zixiao who was sitting up, they all ran out in fright, yelling about fraudulent corpses while running.

Cheng Zixiao didn't even know what happened. He was just about to raise his paw, but unexpectedly found that what he raised was his hand, a human hand.

He reacted for a second, and suddenly realized that he had come alive.

Humans call this rebirth, and demons call it reincarnation.

No matter what, it's good to be alive.

Cheng Zi smiled happily and licked his paw.

02

It is said that life is precious, and Cheng Zixiao, who died once, really knows how important life is, but he is still a fairy in essence, and he can't change it even if he is reborn.

In the ward, his parents were peeling apples for him, while Cheng Zixiao was cleaning his cell phone. Just as he was reading the chapter about tigers mating in the animal world, a web page popped up with the words "Monster Forum".

He opened it suspiciously, and found that all of them were reborn monsters, belonging to the family of Jiemen Compendium, there were only monsters you couldn't think of, and there were no monsters you couldn't find.The purpose of this forum is to help the reborn demon learn how to survive as a human being, and to gain health by doing tasks to maintain his reborn form. Once the life value is zero, the reborn demon will really die.

The reborn Cheng Zixiao decided to be a good man and learn how to survive.

So, with the help of the forum, he learned many things, met a group of good friends, and became more and more like a person.

He is very happy and wants to live a good life.

03

Cheng Zixiao is currently working as a photographer. Although he is not well-known, his income is stable.With the help of his parents, he bought a house in the city where he worked and paid off the loan himself.

But the housing price is so expensive, how can Cheng Zixiao afford it?He struggled for a long time, and finally decided to find a roommate.

He posted a message on the monster forum now, but no one paid attention to him, and none of the friends he knew lived in the same city as him. In desperation, Cheng Zixiao had no choice but to publish the rental information on the human website, write down the requirements, and look forward to Can hurry up with a friend.

After a while, someone answered his post, and the other party said that he could agree to all his requests, but he was a professional cartoonist, so his work and rest schedule might be a little different.

Cheng Zi smiled and scanned it. When he saw this item, he was going to delete it, but in the last item, the other party stated that he was willing to pay [-] more rent, and that he would cover cooking and cleaning without causing any trouble.

Facing the computer, Cheng Zi laughed suddenly: ...

Ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Two thousand rent!Irregular life schedule is a fart!

Can cook!Irregular life schedule is a fart!

I can clean it!Irregular life schedule is a fart!

Since farts don't count, why is Cheng Zixiao worried?

The two hit it off immediately, signed a one-year contract at once, and moved on Monday.

Cheng Zixiao smirked for a long time on the bed with his notebook in his arms, and groaned several times for the wallet he was about to free.

04

On Monday, a new roommate arrived as scheduled.

His name is Zhou Yi, he is single and handsome, he is 1.8 meters tall by visual inspection.Cheng Zixiao greeted him happily, and generously entertained the guests with his own braised pork.

Zhou Yi is not as evasive as Cheng Zixiao. Most of the time, he reads books and paintings alone in the room, and then cooks and sweeps the floor. It would be cuter if he could smile a little more.But Cheng Zixiao doesn't have that many demands, just pay the rent.

All in all, living with Zhou Yi, Cheng Zixiao felt that he had really found a treasure.

05

On this day, Cheng Zixiao routinely led tasks on the forum, opened it, and almost hugged the computer and kissed it unhappy.

"Today's task: make your roommate laugh."

"Time limit: one month"

"Task Reward: 200 HP"

Such a high life value is enough for him to live for more than half a year, and he is still doing his old job. Cheng Zixiao rolled up his sleeves and threatened to dislocate Zhou Yi's jaw with a smile.

However, the slap in the face was caught off guard.

Because Cheng Zixiao discovered that Zhou Yi didn't smile less, but didn't laugh at all.

He observed Zhouyi carefully, and found that the irregular work and rest that he said before was really farting. He got up at eight o'clock in the morning and went to bed at eleven o'clock in the evening, and his life was even older than Cheng Zixiao's. sleep a little later.

After rushing into Zhouyi's room to make him laugh and fail, Cheng Zixiao summed it up seriously, and in the middle of the night formulated a plan that he thought was perfect, and laughed.

The people downstairs have long been accustomed to it. After all, it is not easy to keep a cat at home. The young man is happy.

06

On the weekend, when Zhou Yi walked out of the room, he found that the kitchen was already occupied.

Apart from him, Cheng Zixiao is the only one in this family.He walked into the kitchen, opened the door, and saw debris and piles of egg shells all over the floor, as well as rice that had fallen on the ground, and flour that had been broken...

Zhou Yi: Are you making atomic bombs?

Cheng Zixiao waved the spatula: No, I'm cooking now!Today you rest, I come to serve you.

Zhou Yi looked at the mess all over the place, didn't say anything, and silently exited the kitchen.

……

Ten minutes later, Zhou Yi's stomach growled three times, and Cheng Zixiao came out like a big girl with a plate of breakfast, and put them all in front of Zhou Yi.

Zhou Yi glanced at it, pointed to a dark dough and asked: What is this?

Cheng Zi laughed: Heihu took out his heart.I added a red date to the bread.

Zhou Yi pointed to a plate containing two flat objects: what about this?

Cheng Zixiao: Eyeing like a tiger.These are two poached eggs, like tiger eyes, right?

Zhou Yi: What about this?

Cheng Zixiao: Wu Song beats the tiger.Don't you think this fried dough stick is very similar to that tiger stick?

Zhou Yi asked a few more dish names, and all of them were breakfasts with tiger characters.He twitched the corner of his mouth, put down his chopsticks, and did not move a mouthful, preparing to go back to his room to eat some bread.

Cheng Zi smiled when he saw that he was about to leave, and immediately pulled him back: This is my love breakfast, do you really not want to eat it?

Zhou Yi: ...I'm not very hungry, you can eat by yourself.

Cheng Zi smiled and pouted, blocking Zhou Yi's way: "Don't lie, I can even hear your stomach growling!"

Zhou Yi said that you heard my stomach tell you that you were still dawdling there.

Helpless, he had no choice but to sit back, looked all over the table, and finally picked Wu Song Dahu and ate a few mouthfuls.As a result, Zhou Yi threw away the chopsticks and ran back to the room before he finished eating half of them.

Cheng Zi laughed and cried and followed, slapped the door and said Zhou Yi, don't die, I have to die after you die.

Zhou Yi vomited out of his mind: Can't you expect me to order well?

07

Cheng Zixiao scratched his head, his first reaction was that neither Zhou Yi nor he had to die.

But he is also very depressed, the first item of the battle plan has failed... But a true warrior dares to face the bleak life, dare to face up to Zhou Yi without smiling.Cheng Zixiao took out a small notebook, drew a big cross on the first item of the battle plan "make him laugh with food", and prepared to implement the second battle plan with a smile.