Good Lover's Guide

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A good lover can make the gold master fascinated.

Knowing that He Nianxi fell in love with him at first sight, the honey in Chen Cheng's heart was almost overflowing, but he still pretended to be calm, ignoring He Nianxi, who was also full of joy and immersed in the "Oolong Proposal" that Chen Cheng hadn't had time to explain, and tried to Find out the whole process of being left out in the cold for 3 months.

Chen Cheng found He Nianxi's request for help on the post bar, found this enthusiastic comment with tens of thousands of words, and summed it up. The process of strategy is divided into three steps, first being cheap, then scum, and then regretting.

The first step is cheap, first of all, give the other party a large amount of money that has never been seen in this life, disdain the big ones, and dislike the small ones, so that they can realize that the gap between the two parties is a gap that can never be crossed, recognize their lover status, Inferiority is unbearable, forced by a helpless situation but helpless.Then, he tortured him to death and life on the bed, making him feel empty, lonely and cold when he was away from you.

The second step is scum, when you are with him, you always show your charm to attract others, get entangled with many people, and all of them are very good, let him realize that he is just a grain of sand among you, and tastes like tasteless .

The third step is to repent, after he leaves you, stalk him, stalk him, and accompany him to experience the life of the poor.It can often show its desire, make its heart turbulent, clear its heart and clear its emotions.

Pooh!This broken comment, the directory outline and the order of the content are not correct.Now the scriptwriters of such bad plots as Mary Su idol dramas don't even write!

Tsk tsk tsk, Chen Cheng was speechless, no matter how harmonious the ending of the two parties was, the scars caused in reality could not be erased by saying "forgive you".No matter how boring and dull the relationship with He Nianxi in the past 3 months is, at least He Nianxi's scum is fake. In order to show his charm as a "thriller", he even bought a new mobile phone and applied for a new WeChat ID to fake Xiaoxianrou Chatting with myself hahaha, my boyfriend is really the best man in the world, Chen Cheng turned around and stood up, and quickly "chirped" at He Nianxi: "It's a good thing you didn't follow this , otherwise ~ hum!"

He Nianxi was caught off guard by the kiss, with a look of bewilderment: "I have always followed this suggestion strictly."

Chen Cheng thought for a while and asked, "Have you read the full text of this post?"

He Nianxi leaned in front of the computer and clicked the mouse: "No, I only read the first part. I don't know too many words. It looks too tiring. I still know that the table of contents is the essence of the content. That's it" Day "I don't understand why the quotation marks are added."

Chen Cheng literally translated He Nianxi's notes, no money, other people involved, roadside stalls, get along slowly.

Yes, this is very Western thinking.

Chen Cheng took the mouse from He Nianxi's hand and deleted the post, but He Nianxi had no time to stop it: "Why delete it, I was thinking of rewarding him with gold coins again."

Why delete it?I'm afraid that if you read too many novels by the patron in the future, it will turn bad.

Everything was perfect, except for one thing. After calming down, I recalled the block letters "excellent third party" in He Nianxi's notebook, oh?So it means that I am not as good as Xiao Xianrou, or in your heart Xiao Xianrou is better than me!

Ha ha.

14

After walking the dog back, Chen Cheng found that all the bedding and pillows in the room were gone. He Nianxi leaned on the door of his bedroom and looked at him: "I just checked the days with quotation marks on Baidu, and I understood something."

It was too late to regret following He Nianxi's room, his whole body was weak, and He Nianxi tossed and changed his posture for Chen Cheng, who was staring at Venus, and he could feel a certain organ more clearly when his drooping leg was touched slightly Pain in and out of myself.Chen Cheng tried to fall asleep several times but was woken up by He Nianxi's tricks, which made Chen Cheng doubt the authenticity of He Nianxi's "first time".The stimulation was so intense that Chen Cheng gasped and groaned twice: "One cup, one cup, baa butterfly~" He Nianxi almost softened every time, and He Nianxi kissed Chen Cheng hard on his mouth in a punishing manner. a mouthful.

Chen Cheng, who was still up at 4 o'clock in the morning, sighed weakly: Is it really reasonable for a thin Chinese to be so capable?Is it possible that eating foreign food from childhood can also affect the thickness, length and durability of a man's somewhere?Thinking of the long years to come, how could it be possible.

In the afternoon, lying on the bed, Chen Cheng looked at the big cheerful face next to him, and was just about to exercise his right to be favored by the main palace to swear a few words, but found that his voice was hoarse and incompetent.

He Nianxi, who had already been fully dressed, came up to him, waved the passport in his hand, and lowered his head to lick his lips twice: "Today, I will resign from the stove and welcome the new year. It is an auspicious day. I booked a ticket to the UK at 9 pm. Let's Hurry up and get the certificate."

Rolling, rolling, it turns out that once a man gets it, he will turn bad. Does it look like I can get up now? !

He Nianxi insisted on wearing the ring presented by the minister, regretting why he had to compete with him at the time, planning to give He Nianxi and Xiao Xianrou a pair of fake rings, and reported the size of men and women, but now he is rejected. Retribution, looking at the aluminum alloy ring that can only be worn on his ring finger to indicate that he is not married, Chen Cheng began to worry about whether his marriage with He Nianxi would go as smoothly as he imagined.

Q: Can I return or exchange the ring I bought at a discount if it doesn’t fit the size?Knowing that the actual product does not match the propaganda, do you insist on buying it and enjoy a penalty of ten for fake products?

The most important thing is, after I get married, will I be in charge of the passbook at home?