family affairs

In this world, there is a kind of couple called Tianlei Goudihuo.

But what about men and women who are not lovers but something indescribable happens?

Ok.

That's called Mars hitting the earth!

Zhang Yajun and Gu Heng are in this situation now.

Although it is not clear which of the two of them is Earth and which is Mars, this relationship is indeed the case.

then.

When Zhang Yajun put down the bowl and saw Gu Heng standing at the table sullenly, she just raised her eyebrows and shouted at the waiter: "Waiter! Another plate of stir-fried chicken wings!"

Gu Heng gritted his teeth: "Aren't you pregnant? You still eat that spicy food!"

Ha ha.

Zhang Yajun sneered: "Is it related to you? Who are you, sir?"

Gu Heng's forehead jumped suddenly: "Zhang Yajun, shall we have a good talk?"

"It's not necessary." Zhang Yajun directly refused: "I have nothing to talk about with you. The only thing I want to talk about is the experience of having sex once, but this kind of thing is very common, so there is no need to talk about it specifically. Two men have to roll into bed and need to discuss who is one and who is zero."

Other guests: "...."

Gu Heng: "...."

Ok.

It's so annoying, this is too outrageous, even completely disregarding the occasion.

Gritting his teeth, Gu Heng took a deep breath to prevent himself from running wild: "Even if it's like you said, this kind of thing is very common, but the child will always have my share."

Zhang Yajun waved his hand: "Oh, the big deal is that I'll give you half after birth."

Other guests: "...."

Gu Heng: "...!"

What kind of bastard is this horse talking!

The child can still be divided in half! ?

Gu Heng was very angry.

He gritted his teeth: "Half of it? How do you plan to divide it?"

Zhang Yajun thought about it carefully, and then said: "You are allowed to come and see on weekends, and we will not talk about it from Monday to Friday."

Gu Heng sneered: "You have made a good plan, you made us look like a couple who agreed to divorce!"

"Don't, whoever is your husband and wife is unlucky." Zhang Yajun said solemnly, "And I really don't like weak chicken men. What happened last time was just an accident."

Accident?

Gu Heng's veins twitched.

Can't help it.

Bang! ! !

Gu Heng slammed down the table fiercely, gnashing his teeth: "Zhang Yajun! Who the hell was chasing after me back then? And pretending to be inadvertent! Oh, how can there be so many inadvertent and coincidental encounters! Even when I went to the bar You all know! What? Now that you’re on the bed, you lift up your pants and deny yourself?”

Other guests: "…………."

This kind of thing... there is really no need to say it in a public place.

however.

Zhang Yajun just waved his hand and shrugged his shoulders: "I'm sorry, it's your man's true nature to lift up your trousers. We women can only lift up our skirts."

Other guests: "…………………."

Gu Heng: "...!"

Is this riding on the horse the point!Is this the point!

But at this time, Zhang Yajun's stir-fried chicken wings were on the table again.

As soon as Gu Heng saw the red chicken wings that were full of chili peppers, his expression became extremely ugly.

Why do pregnant people eat so much spicy food!

Aren't you afraid of being bad for your child?

afraid?

Zhang Yajun didn't know what it meant to be afraid.

And she likes spicy food very much now, besides, haven't you said the old saying?Sour and hot girl, so I'm still afraid of a hair!

but.

Gu Heng suddenly reached out and took away the chicken wings and even the plate.

Zhang Yajun: "...."

Take a deep breath and hold back.

If you are pregnant, you can't be angry, and you can't hurt your daughter.

Zhang Yajun's expression was calm: "Before I go completely berserk, you'd better return my chicken wings to me, otherwise!"

Zhang Yajun also slapped the table hard!

Then Gu Heng's eyes twitched.

Why?

No reason.

It was because Zhang Yajun directly photographed a corner of the table.

Gu Heng: "...."

so.

Some people are really a woman's appearance and a man's heart.

Continue to take a deep breath!Keep on being patient!

Gu Heng was not cowardly at all, and he even threatened Zhang Yajun: "You'd better come with me now, don't make trouble here, otherwise, believe it or not, I will punish you here!"

Zhang Yajun raised his eyebrows.

Gu Heng gritted his teeth: "I just don't hit women, but it doesn't mean I can't hit women, you can try it if you don't believe me!"

then.

Zhang Yajun stood up, with her hands supporting her waist, her belly was more rounded!

"Come on, hit here!" Zhang Yajun pointed to his stomach.

Gu Heng: "...."

Zhang Yajun stepped on his legs, stepped on the chair, took off his jacket, and rolled up his sleeves: "You want to do me!? Come on! Do it here! No one is afraid of anyone!"

Gu Heng: "...!!!"

What the hell!

Is this woman crazy?

Gu Heng was dumbfounded.

Everyone around was also dumbfounded.

Zhang Yajun stared at Gu Heng unequivocally: "Don't you dare? If you don't dare, just put down the chicken wings for the old lady, or don't blame the old lady for being rude!"

Gu Heng: "...."

What can he do?

Bare feet are not afraid to wear shoes.

He can't really fight with Zhang Yajun and make people here, can he?

Gu Heng thought that no matter how scumbag he was, he wouldn't dare to do such a thing, let alone that he was not a scumbag!

At last.

Gu Heng silently put down the chicken wings for her again.

Zhang Yajun just sat down, lowered his head and continued to eat the chicken wings.

Other guests: "……………."

This is just a couple arguing and using their guns!After everyone is determined, they continue to eat and drink.

As for Gu Heng.

He was sitting opposite Zhang Yajun, watching how Zhang Yajun swept a plate of chicken wings gracefully and quickly!

After eating, Zhang Yajun burped contentedly, got up and left.

The waiter immediately chased after him: "Miss, hello, you haven't paid the bill yet."

Zhang Yajun: "Oh, leave it to him if you have nothing to do, he will pay for it."

Gu Heng: "...."

The blue veins jumped very hard.

Gu Heng gritted his teeth: "Why should I pay you the bill?"

Zhang Yajun: "Isn't the sperm in my stomach the sperm you provided?"

Gu Heng: "...."

waiter:"……."

Zhang Yajun: "Or after the baby is born, you don't want to watch it on weekends?"

Gu Heng: "...."

waiter:"…………."

Zhang Yajun: "Tsk! Scumbag!"

Gu Heng: ".........."

I'm riding a horse!

Still have to pay!And he had to snatch the machine from Zhang Yajun to pay for it!

Fuck!

It feels so aggrieved!

Especially seeing Zhang Yajun turn around and leave without a second thought, Gu Heng felt even more aggrieved!

He wants to chase!

but.

The waiter pulled him back again: "Sir, I'm sorry, your girlfriend may have accidentally damaged our table, this is needed..."

"All right, all right, I'll give you all!" Gu Heng impatiently took out a few Grandpa Mao cards and threw them to the waiter before chasing after Zhang Yajun.

waiter:"……."

Ok.

She doesn't understand the world of the rich.

The most expensive table is only □□ ten.

But there are at least five or six cards of Grandpa Mao in her hand.

waiter:"…………."

Ok.

No one should know what's left, right?

The author has something to say: Hahahaha good night~