family affairs

Su Yang didn't wake up until almost noon.

However, when Su Yang woke up, he felt as if he had been driven back and forth by the carriage countless times!

My whole body hurts from riding a horse!

Still sour!

Of course this is not the most critical.

The most important thing is that it hurts!

Ok.

Needless to say, the place is definitely overused.

It's hot when it hurts.

Really.

It's so sour and refreshing!

Su Yang was so sour that he almost burst into tears.

Especially seeing those freshly baked strawberries on my body.

Really.

Su Yang has the heart to kill someone!

On a horse!

Who the hell said that the kidneys in the middle of the year were suffering from kidney deficiency!

Who said that the year of the scorpion can't do it!

If you stand up, labor and capital will definitely kill him!

click ~

The door opened.

Su Yang turned his head violently!

He saw the figure of Yan Zhinian standing by the door?

Swollen how possible!

What he saw was the figure of Zhang Xiuqi standing by the door!

Su Yang: "...."

Take a deep breath, breathe out, hold back, must hold back!

But I really couldn't help it.

Because Zhang Xiuqi stepped forward and lifted the quilt!

What the hell!

Su Yang's expression changed with fright, and he grabbed the quilt tightly with both hands!

Zhang Xiuqi struggled to pull the quilt: "It's covered up, let me see your battle situation last night!"

Su Yang's hair exploded all over his body: "Look at your numbness! Get out of here and don't force me to turn against you!"

"Hey? Do you dare to turn against me?" Zhang Xiuqi raised his long legs, stepped on the bed and looked down at Su Yang: "You watched my video with Huaiyan back then, but I didn't turn against you. You still Want to turn against me? Who gave you the confidence?"

Su Yang fried: "I didn't see it at all last time!"

Zhang Xiuqi was angry: "But you almost read it too! How dare you admit it!?"

Really.

Su Yang wished he could kill Zhang Xiuqi!

Zhang Xiuqi's face was full of anger: "Don't blame me for being fifteen if you are in the first year of junior high school. Hurry up and don't struggle to death. Let me see your battle situation!"

Su Yang: "...!"

I fight you paralyzed!

however.

Su Yang is not Zhang Xiuqi's opponent at all.

Because of Zhang Xiuqi's sudden force, the quilt was completely thrown off with a bang!

Su Yang: "......!!!"

I kiss your grandma! ! !

"Wow..." Zhang Xiuqi exclaimed: "It's so intense, so much grass..." Strawberry.

But I didn't have time to say the last word.

Because someone suddenly appeared behind Zhang Xiuqi.

He directly interrupted Zhang Xiuqi: "Why are you here?"

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

I slot!

Zhang Xiuqi turned his head abruptly.

Yan Zhinian, who was wearing beige trousers and a white shirt, was standing by the door at this moment, and he was still carrying a bag in his hand!

Su Yang sat naked on the bed, staring at Xun Zhinian in a daze.

next second.

Yan Zhinian turned to look at him.

Su Yang suddenly turned over and hid under the bed!

In this regard, Yan Zhinian only raised his eyebrows slightly, but he didn't say anything. He walked to the bed with the bag in his hand, pulled back the quilt that Zhang Xiuqi was dragging, put it on the bed, and put down the bag: "There are new clothes inside. , After getting dressed, write down the house rules silently.”

Su Yang: "...."

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

Ok.

Su Yang is so pitiful, he has to write the family rules silently.

next second.

Yan Zhinian suddenly said to him: "You also write silently together."

Zhang Xiuqi exploded: "What did you say! I also write silently?"

Xun Zhinian stepped forward with long legs and walked out: "The writing is not correct, and you are not allowed to eat if you are not neat."

Zhang Xiuqi: "Fuck..." Your grandma!

boom!

The year of Yan ruthlessly closed the door!

The second half of Zhang Xiuqi's sentence got stuck in his throat and almost choked him to death!

Su Yang hid at the foot of the bed, silently took the bag and prepared to get dressed.

Zhang Xiuqi turned his head to look at him: "Don't hide, I've seen everything I should see."

Su Yang: "...."

Really.

He felt that his hands were itchy, and he really wanted to be rough!

After finally getting dressed, Su Yang almost had nothing to love.

Fortunately, the new clothes brought to him by the year of the year are very good.

The position of the high collar is well covered.

But that off-white color.

Zhang Xiuqi frowned: "Why do I feel that you look so restrained~desire~feeling~?"

Su Yang: "...."

Zhang Xiuqi clapped his hands: "Just looking at it makes people want to take off your clothes!"

Su Yang: "...."

Really.

If it wasn't for sure that Zhang Xiuqi was a zero, or a zero that could give birth to a baby, Su Yang would definitely beat him to death!

But thinking that Zhang Xiuqi came here today to find a place, so Su Yang didn't bother to argue with him, lest the more he cares about Zhang Xiuqi, the more embarrassing he will be.

So Su Yang ignored Zhang Xiuqi and walked with small steps to open the door.

Ok.

Small eight steps.

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

Toothache.

Really.

Toothache.

Seeing Su Yang like this, it seems that he has been ruthless by that, and he can't walk normally.

"Fuck, the door is locked!" Su Yang exclaimed.

Zhang Xiuqi finally came back to his senses: "What's going on? Why lock the door?"

Ok.

Lock the door.

Yan Zhinian locked the two of them in the room, not at all afraid that the two of them would act recklessly.

But why should they lock them in the room?

The two looked at each other.

Finally, they reacted.

In the year of Yan, let the two of them write the house rules silently here!

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

Su Yang: "...."

This horse rider is sick!

It's still true! ?

Zhang Xiuqi was so angry that he took out his mobile phone and wanted to call Yan Hanfeng to complain!

However, Yan Hanfeng said: "Be obedient, and write silently, if you remember a word wrong, let's continue tonight."

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

Continue your uncle!

Zhang Xiuqi was so angry that he smashed his phone!

That expression was really, really ferocious.

Su Yang watched the situation, silently put down the cell phone he had taken out, and went to the room to search for paper and pens.

Zhang Xiuqi looked at him in confusion: "What are you looking for?"

Su Yang: "Look for a pen and paper."

Zhang Xiuqi: "...Are you really going to write it?"

Su Yang has no desire to survive: "If you don't write, you can't get out."

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

He also wants to go out.

Then goose.

He didn't remember last night at all!

He was perfunctory this morning!

But the years of Yan Hanfeng and Yan who are riding horses are actually waiting for them here!

Write the house rules silently!

Spicy chicken!

Zhang Xiuqi was so angry that he couldn't do it.

Su Yang had already turned over the pen and paper, came out and sat on the desk in front of the bed and began to write silently.

But right.

As soon as he picked up the pen, Su Yang couldn't continue writing.

The expression on his face was also indescribably weird.

Standing behind him, Zhang Xiuqi suddenly raised his head to take a look.

"Hey, why didn't you write?" Zhang Xiuqi was confused.

Su Yang's face turned red, he pursed his lips and did not speak.

Zhang Xiuqi blinked, full of confusion.

Su Yang...Su Yang can't write!

It's not that I can't write.Instead, all the pictures in his mind are unsuitable for children!

Why?

For those who are being recited the family rules while being blown away.

When recalling the house rules, it must be more than the house rules that come to mind.

Ok.

There are also those that are not suitable for children.

then.

Su Yang's face instantly turned as red as a monkey's butt!

Ahhhhhhh he really wants to kill someone!

But it's just useless to think.

He couldn't get out, and he was still locked in the room!

The thought of not being able to write the family rules made Su Yang even more irritable.

But no matter how irritable, I can only write honestly!

At last.

Taking a deep breath and exhaling, Su Yang forced himself to write down the house rules calmly.

As for Zhang Xiuqi.

He saw Su Yang's face change several times, and decided not to provoke Su Yang rationally.

no way.

It's not that Zhang Xiuqi is cowardly, but that he wants to copy the family rules from Su Yang.

Because he can't remember at all, he can only rely on Su Yang if he wants to write this thing.

As for why Zhang Xiuqi was so determined to test Su Yang.

Didn't you see that Su Yang was already writing furiously?

So Zhang Xiuqi stood silently behind Su Yang, took out his mobile phone and began to secretly record the video.

Su Yang had no idea that Zhang Xiuqi was doing things on his own.

He just tried to calm himself down and think about those things that are not suitable for children.

But this situation is completely out of control, okay?

Even every time he thinks of the last word of every sentence, Su Yang always feels that place tightens suddenly.

Ok.

This situation is really painful.

Huh, that's not right.

Su Yang reacted suddenly, he raised his head suddenly, and the back of his head hit Zhang Xiuqi's hand!

"What are you doing!" Su Yang was angry.

Zhang Xiuqi coughed lightly: "Nothing."

Su Yang looked at him suspiciously.

Zhang Xiuqi rolled his eyes: "How are your family rules written silently? Take it out and have a look."

Su Yang subconsciously wanted to hand it over, but he suddenly realized and withdrew his hand abruptly. Su Yang stared at Zhang Xiuqi warily: "Why don't you write?"

Zhang Xiuqi blurted out, "I've already written it on my phone and sent it to Yan Han."

Su Yang was taken aback: "Can I still write on the phone?"

Zhang Xiuqi took it for granted and asked back: "Did you say that you must write with a pen?"

Su Yang: "...."

He silently glanced at the house rules he had written halfway...

Zhang Xiuqi continued: "Besides, you write the family rules on paper, how are you going to show it to Yan Zhinian? You forgot, there are only two of us in the room now."

Su Yang: "...."

I don't know why, but there is a feeling that I can't refute!

At last.

Unable to refute, Su Yang put down the pen and paper, took his mobile phone and started texting to edit the house rules.

As for Zhang Xiuqi?

He is a thief.

When Su Yang was not paying attention, he took a quick photo with his mobile phone and saved it, and then found a pen and paper as an excuse to go to the bathroom to copy it!

This operation is awesome, right?

But no matter how awesome he is, he can't stand this family rule, Su Yang, he only wrote half of it!

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

Really.

If he wanted the rest, he had to go to Su Yang.

But Su Yang was obviously guarding against him.

What can he do?

At last.

Zhang Xiuqi thought of a polite yet methodical way.

Ok.

He went out and said sorry to Su Yang, and then directly put Su Yang down!

Su Yang: "...."

Really.

Su Yang is too difficult.

After being knocked down, he just watched Zhang Xiuqi take pictures with his mobile phone and save them!

After Zhang Xiuqi was done, he let go of Su Yang, flipped through his phone, and carefully watched the family rules.

But the more he looked at Zhang Xiuqi, the darker his face became.

why.

Because the family rules are really too much.

Young and old are not allowed.

Disobedience and unfilial piety are not allowed.

No rhetoric is allowed.

No nonsense.

Don't break the window and cause trouble.

no fooling around outside

Public takeout is not allowed.

Do not climb on the bed to undress.

Don't give ~ medicine ~ color ~ temptation.

No duplicity.

Don't eat enough.

No whip candles.

No bundling of props is allowed.

No………….

Zhang Xiuqi: "...."

Are you riding a horse? Is this a family rule or a little dirty book!

Su Yang lay on the bed, feeling hopeless: "This is one of the most bizarre family rules I have ever seen in my life."

Zhang Xiuqi nodded silently, and then he thought of a question: "There are so many inaccuracies, how did you memorize it?"

Su Yang was speechless.

Will I tell you how many times you get stabbed just by carrying one?

I'm not a fool!

But Su Yang was stunned: "I'm a turtle after all, okay? Wen Neng wrote his graduation thesis by hand, and Wu Neng went to the operating table with a knife. It's just a family rule and it doesn't bother me."

Zhang Xiuqi: "Indeed, your grades have been good since childhood, and your memory is pretty good."

Su Yang: "It must, you don't even look at who I am."

Zhang Xiuqi: "You have memorized so many prohibitions, and there are no mistakes or omissions. It's really amazing."

Su Yang: "It's too much, too much."

Zhang Xiuqi: "Such a long family rule must have been memorized after a long time."

Su Yang: "Soon, just one night."

Zhang Xiuqi: "How many times did you do it in one night?"

Su Yang: "Not a few times, only four or five times."

and many more!

What was it just now! ?

Su Yang turned his head violently!

Then?

Zhang Xiuqi thumped the bed and laughed!

Su Yang: "...."

Really.

Don't pull him.

He wants to beat Zhang Xiuqi to death!

The author has something to say: hahaha the family rules are like this, I am afraid that harmony will be lost, good night~