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Extra Story-The Cub's Road to Dominance

In the noisy conference room.

"President, it's time, you should go to receive foreign guests." The electronic secretary reminded in his ear.

"President, it's time, you should go receive foreign guests." Annoyed.

Bian Yusheng came back to his senses, turned his head to look at everyone present in the conference hall with a paralyzed face: "Is it all finished?"

The whole room was as quiet as a chicken.

"Arguing again if you have the ability?" Bian Yusheng said impatiently, "Let's quarrel with me over such a trivial matter. I don't care what planning activities and project reports you do. I only want results! As long as results !"

"The requirements are not high. Give me at least 5% of my performance next month. If I can't raise it, I will cut the salary of all staff and deduct 15% of your salary!"

The whole room nodded like a pounding onion.

"President, it's time, you should go to receive foreign guests." The electronic voice without ups and downs repeated it tirelessly.

Bian Yusheng got up, straightened his sleeves and turned off the notification sound, ignoring the angry expressions of the entire conference staff, and strode out of the conference room.

Bian Yusheng, 32 years old, old virgin, president of Group A.

Speaking of Group A, I am a bit confused.

This group, mainly engaged in biological machinery, was originally a profitable business, but the research topic was special, the laboratory often exploded, and the internal management was chaotic. The scientific and technical personnel and the senior management often quarreled over funding issues, and the large projects they researched always lost money. Small projects are quite profitable, but overall they still make ends meet.

Fortunately, the president himself is very skilled. He often draws part of the working capital of Group A to invest in side businesses, and invests in some strange and weird projects, and he chooses to invest in whatever he earns. There is also a lot of surplus this year.

Bian Yusheng himself is also very obsessed. He has been a tyrant for several years. He has a high degree of education, good looks and high income.

A friend asked him: "I don't understand, it's fine if you don't have a date, you haven't had your first love yet?"

"I don't understand either." Bian Yu looked at him with fishy eyes, "I'm so rich, beautiful and connotative, so I can't even find a suitable one?"

The friend looked him up, down, left, and right for a while, he was such a diamond king, who knows why, so he came to the conclusion: "The unsolved mystery of the world."

Fortunately, the family does not urge the marriage, but sends the youngest son to investigate the situation from time to time.

"Brother, you are too miserable," Dian Muyu said meanly, "The little girls I have flirted with can go around your company, you have never even tasted love, tsk tsk."

Hearing this, Bian Yusheng was neither happy nor sad, he just said indifferently: "You only dare to flirt but not to go up, you are quite awesome, if our dad knows..."

Bian Mu pursues a couple for a lifetime, if he knows that the youngest son is so half-hearted, he must hang up and beat him.

Dian Muyu shrunk his neck guiltily, and said all the good things to his brother pretending to be a fool, Bian Yusheng reluctantly nodded, raised his hand and transferred tens of thousands of pocket money to him, sending him where to cool off.

There is no rush to find a partner, Bian Yusheng often warns himself.

But whenever he met the young couple hugging each other on the road, this person always wanted to bite his steel teeth, and when he thought of his status as the overlord, he was forced to fail, so he could only coldly ignore the pink bubbles around him Pao, with the aura of "the lovers are dead", forcibly opened up a bloody path.

Yesterday was stimulated again by a friend leaving the order, and today's meeting made my head hurt again. When Bian Yusheng saw the foreign guests, his expression was very bad, and it was written brightly on his face, "Speak quickly and let the fart go".

But the foreign guests didn't notice his bad mood, instead they talked about the originally established cooperation project very enthusiastically.

Oh, by the way, the foreign guests here do not actually refer to people from other countries outside China, but aliens.

Since the aliens landed on the earth five years ago, as the first wave of warriors, Bian Yusheng, driven by the forces behind him, has infiltrated the alien fleet many times with his shapeshifting skills, and finally clarified their purpose. They really came here for business and trade as they said verbally.

But this group of aliens is very cunning. What they sell is their backward intelligence and weapons, and what they buy is the non-renewable resources of the earth, such as some minerals and even nuclear energy. Fortunately, some non-renewable resources are controlled by the government- In the hands of the government, these people are not so easy to succeed.

Although these foreign guests have a clear purpose, they can't bear the barrenness of their planet, and they have an aura of money coming fast.So Bian Yusheng and the organization worked together to fool them into buying a lot of slow-moving fruits and seafood, as well as a lot of cultural products that were particularly weird for aliens, in exchange for a lot of high-tech weapons.

After the business grew, many other aliens rushed to the earth to trade. Bian Yusheng, who had learned the common language of aliens by posing as aliens and had close contact with aliens, changed suddenly and became an alien. One of the favorite partners of these foreign guests, he has also made Group A bigger and stronger, and the scale has expanded several times. In recent years, he has opened branches abroad.

Bian Yusheng is more business-minded. For some reason, people on Earth just can't learn the common language of aliens. He heard the business opportunity, and started a company. He recruited a lot of reliable shapeshifter brothers to do it. Translation, the business has been booming since then, and the money has been rolling in.

It's just that being proud in the workplace and being frustrated in love makes Bian Yusheng very unhappy.

"Your fortune is really amazing," President Ji Xie said with emotion, "At first I was still thinking about how you saved and changed the world, but I didn't expect that you just caught up with the time, and the shapeshifter was able to Do alien language translation, and then avoid war between humans and aliens."

"But I don't have a partner." Bian Yusheng said expressionlessly.

"Misfortunes and blessings, you secretly saved the world, and fate gave you fortune, so you can be content." President Ji concluded.

"But I don't have a partner." Bian Yusheng repeated again expressionlessly, with a hint of resentment in his tone.

"That's because you don't know how to do it, go ask your dad how he chased your dad," President Ji sent him home with a few words, "It's not that it's not too late, it's not time yet, go home and wait. "

"But I don't have a partner." Before Bian Yusheng could finish his sentence, the ruthless President Ji had already hung up the phone. He stood there trying to resist the urge to drop his phone, and decided to leave work early to communicate with his parents. , it is best to ask how to find a suitable object first.

However, the parents are also very unreliable.

"Follow the fate," Dian Yu thought for a while, and said very Buddhistly, "Love is coming, you will like the other party whether it is a cat or a dog."

Bian Mu, on the other hand, looked at his son with resentment: "What do you think you are doing in the company all day long? Where can you find a partner if you don't go out? Go wandering more... the right way is to travel more, the world is your home, always I will meet him!"

Bian Yusheng felt that what his unreliable father said had a little truth, but there was no possibility of putting it into practice. After all, he was not as reliable as his grandfather, so he went to the joint burial tomb of his grandparents I bowed, tossed a coin, and it was heads—well, let it happen.

Bian Yusheng kept trying to convince himself to let fate go, but Bian Yusheng couldn't help arranging a job for himself, traveling around the world, thinking that going on business trips would also mean wandering, but he still couldn't find a partner.

"I'm almost desperate," Bian Yusheng called his friend, "I'm already 32, why don't I have a relationship?"

"You ask me, who do I ask?" My friend is also very desperate, comrade, do you know the time difference? It's five in the morning, "Why don't you buy a robot and fall in love."

"..." Bian Yusheng thought about it seriously for a while, and then firmly refused, "I don't."

The friend rolled his eyes and immediately hung up the phone.

The cold wind is bleak, and Bian Yusheng only feels that life is miserable in a foreign country. What kind of force prevents his object from appearing? This is too cruel for a young man who longs for love.

A few days later, the family called him and said they wanted to arrange a blind date for him.

"Didn't you say to follow fate..." Bian Yusheng said resentfully.

"Your dad registered an account for you, and he posted photos of you when you were a child on the alien's social network. Among them, there is a person who follows you, who looks like a husband and wife with you... Anyway, it's what your dad said , saying that you will definitely like it." Dian Yu explained helplessly.

Bian Yusheng let out a disdainful "heh", although he really wanted to see what this blind date person who fit his aesthetics looked like, but how could a blind date be something that the tyrants would do, he held back his inner desire Restless, he returned to the country in a hurry.

The first thing he did when he returned to China was to go home and steal his father's terminal to log on to the social network. Bian Yusheng just turned two pages and felt that life was unloved and was about to explode.

His dad even posted pictures of him as a kitten on the Internet!It's still the kind of embarrassing photo of the buttocks crying and screaming!Bian Yusheng was going crazy, so he deleted all the photos with a sullen face.

"It's all deleted?" Soon someone sent him a private message, "How cute, I haven't saved it yet."

"None of your shit." Bian Yusheng replied fiercely, and the other party stopped talking and silently canceled it.

Bian Yu was angry for half an hour, and suddenly remembered that he came back to look for a blind date, to see if the other party was a good match, so he flipped through the attention for another half an hour, but he didn't see the person he was interested in at all, and was angered by his father again. While playing, he suddenly thought of the person who canceled the level.

Fortunately, there was a conversation before, and Bian Yusheng followed the clues to his space, and was immediately fascinated by a beautiful cat who was the protagonist.

It's over, Bian Yusheng thought, he was really hit by what his father said, he fell in love with a cat...

He fell in love with a cat? ?

Bian Yusheng held his breath, turned his attention to this person, and sent him a private message: "I'm sorry, I was wrong just now, can I make a request?"

other side:"?"

Bian Yusheng: "Can you sell this cat to me?"

other side:"??"

Bian Yusheng: "No? Can you lend me a while?"

other side:"???"

Bian Yusheng: "Sorry, I'm talking nonsense, I fell in love with him at first sight, can he marry me?"

other side:"?????"

The other party: "Sorry, I don't agree."

Just as Bian Yusheng was about to say something and fight for it, he saw the man say again: "Meow said I disagree."

Bian Yusheng: "???"

The other party: "Meow is me, I am meow, meow means I disagree, OK?"

Bian Yusheng shivered, and immediately replied: "I love meow!! I love you!! I am me, please marry me!!!"

Fate begins here.

The author has something to say:

Thanks to Xiasen Forest for feeding mines~

This is the end of the two episodes. Thank you, little angels, for your company~ With your encouragement, the procrastination and terminal cancer can be completed smoothly~

If you are interested, little angels can pay attention to the new article "My Kiss Little Bat" and the series of monster stories~

It doesn't matter if you are not interested~ I look forward to seeing you again~