Crazy attack log

Moderate rain to light rain on March 3

Before I met him, I thought that my lover might be a human being.

But I didn't expect that my lover is not only human, but also intersex, which is really overwhelming.

But I was still very happy in my heart, and I couldn't suppress the corners of my mouth. It turns out that we are all different, so happy.

I want to transform myself so that we are a natural couple.

When Dian Yu woke up, he was still a little weak. He opened his eyes in a daze, as if he didn't know where he was. Just about to get up and reach for the alarm clock on the bedside table to check the time, Dian Yu suddenly felt that something was wrong——

There seemed to be something warm behind him before, like a human body... He tilted his head, and found that there was an arm under his head!

Dian Yu's heart skipped a beat, and he got up in a hurry, but suddenly he felt something slipped out from under his body...

What the hell is this? !

Dian Yu got out of bed in a panic, almost rolled and crawled, and almost fell to the ground, because his underwear was pulled down to his knees, which made him unable to move.Dian Yu's heart was broken. While pulling his underwear on, he turned his head to look at the person behind him, and then he was horrified to find that this person turned out to be Bian Mu!

The movement of getting off the bed was surprisingly loud, which woke up Bian Mu, and then he regretfully found that his two fingers had left their original positions, and when he looked up again, his sweetheart was wearing a pair of thin white underwear. He looked at him with ghostly eyes.

"Why are you at my house!? Why are you on my bed!?" Dian Yu took two steps back in disbelief, "What are you doing?! You took off my panties just now! You fucking, you!" An unimaginable scene appeared in front of his eyes, forcing the good boy Dianyu to start swearing.

"It's not just now, I took it off a long time ago," Bian Mu also got out of bed, and he was not afraid when he was naked, and he pulled the quilt and walked towards Dianyu, "I just, just measured the size, eh Xiaoyu, you Don't be naked, or you'll have a fever again."

The closer Bian Mu got to Dian Yu, the more flustered he became. He hurriedly backed away from the door, but Dian Yu suddenly realized the important point—this was at his own home, and he immediately gained some confidence and took two steps forward. Regardless of the scene where both parties were naked, he asked loudly: "Why are you at my house?! Why are you still naked?! You took off my underwear before!? What the hell are you measuring?! You were groping before Where am I?! There is something wrong with you!"

"Xiao Yu, don't worry, I won't say anything, you wrap the quilt up first." Bian Mu, who was scolded for a while, handed out the quilt in his hand, but seeing that Dian Yu was quite wary of him, he further Dian Yu Taking a step back, Bian Mu thought for a while and pointed to the clothes on the lazy sofa, "Why don't you put on your clothes first?"

"Put on your clothes too!" Dian Yu moved over vigilantly, his clothes were not the only ones on the lazy sofa, so he quickly picked out his own clothes and carried them aside, and put them on in a hurry up.

Bian Mu was the complete opposite. After throwing the quilt back on the bed, he began to dawdle in getting dressed.

"Hurry up!" Dian Yu urged, and then he accidentally glanced at it and exclaimed, "You don't even wear underwear! You can't play like this even if you're stuck in A file!"

"..." Bian Mu blushed, he wouldn't say that his underwear accidentally got under the bed, it would be embarrassing if he was looking for his underwear on his stomach in front of his sweetheart.

When Dian Yu saw Bian Mu blushing, the sense of panic and rejection in his heart subsided a little—most of the people who blushed were not bad people, he thought, but he was still very upset: "Tell me what's going on! Why are you in my house! Still naked? Do you know that you are obscene!"

This word is difficult to say, but Dian Yu still said it, and he felt quite disgusted as soon as he said it. He didn't expect that even men can be molested these days, and people sneaked into the house. Thinking so His dislike for Border Shepherd was even worse, and all the good feelings he had accumulated before disappeared.

"... obscene?" Bian Mu thought for a while, and finally found the word from the corner of his memory, but he didn't feel that there was something wrong with him, "Is there something wrong with wanting to cuddle with the person I like? It's better to be together, I just like being with you." Yes, doppelgangers have no concept of human morality, they only want to take and rob, just to get what they want.

"You! You must be sick!" Dian Yu suffered a toothache from this crooked qi, "You like me but I don't like you! Get out of here! If you don't, I'll crush you to death!"

"I won't get out, even if you push me to death, I won't get out," Bian Mu frowned, "Whether you like it or not, you must be mine, we are all monsters, you must be given to me by heaven."

"Ha! What nonsense are you talking about! Why do I have to be yours!" Dian Yu was so angry that he punched him, "Why don't I know I'm a monster! What kind of monster are you?" Ah! I think you are crazy!"

This punch was caught by Bian Mu in time. He didn't understand Dian Yu's anger, but he grasped it sensitively: "You don't know that you are a monster?"

"How could I be a monster? You are the monster! You are crazy!" The metaphor of being caught by the fist was even more furious. Bian Mu took his hand and pulled him, trying to pull him into his arms, but Dian Yu would rather fall than fall into his arms, so both of them tugged and fell on the bed together.

Dian Yu struggled to remember, but one of his hands was grasping Bian Mu's, and the other party was still pulling him into his arms with astonishing strength, and he couldn't shake it off even if he wanted to: "You are crazy! Let go! Catch me forever! This is my home! Get out! Get out!"

"I won't roll!" Bian Mu looked very stubborn at the moment, and it was very difficult to hold a big boy that rolled over, but he still hugged each other tightly regardless of his nose and swollen face, "We are all monsters! We are made for each other! You are sure be mine!"

"What a monster! A natural pair!" Dian Yu yelled, he hit and kicked Bian Mu, but he couldn't hold back the other party's natural strength, and couldn't break free. It was like this for nearly an hour, Dian Yu Yu Du was so exhausted that he could only be hugged tightly by Bian Mu, and then stared at him face to face.

Bian Mu felt wronged by being beaten, but he enjoyed Dian Yu's focus on staring at him without blinking at this moment, which made him feel loved, and the more he watched, the more he loved him, the more he loved him, and he couldn't help it Just kissed it.

Dian Yu was caught off guard by the kiss, he quickly struggled to free up both hands, one hand covered Bian Mu's mouth where he was about to stick out his tongue, and the other hand wiped his own mouth vigorously: "What on earth are you thinking! I said I don’t like you! You’re endless! Is it interesting to hug me so strongly!”

Because the strong hug has the same pronunciation as a certain word, Dian Yu regretted it when he said it, but it was more of a shame, as if he had really been wronged by this person, especially this person was still using his tongue like last time. He made a circle with his palm, let go and was afraid that the other party would lick his face, it was a dilemma.

"You have to like me, we are the most suitable, a natural pair," Bian Mu said very seriously, "I measured your size, so I can conjure two, you can have two exactly, return the size Just right, do you think we are a match made in heaven?"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Dian Yu couldn't understand what he was talking about at all, "Two of what you said! I have two, don't I just have one..." It's too shameful to say this, Dian Yu Yu couldn't even speak, so he could only glared at Bian Mu.

"You really don't know?" Bian Mu became more and more in love with Dian Yu's eyes (only) (thinking) only (press) the feeling of (death) him, so he smiled very innocently, and then stroked with one hand On the allusive face.

"What are you doing!" Dian Yu was quick-witted, and immediately knocked off his hand, "Speak directly! Don't touch!"

Bian Mu looked at him innocently: "I just want to point out Xiang Xiaoyu."

"What do you mean?" Dian Yu was very vigilant, "You can point but not touch!"

"But you can only touch your fingers," Bian Mu was a little embarrassed, he put his hands on Dianyu's waist, and repeatedly emphasized before his sweetheart wanted to resist, "I didn't touch me, I didn't touch me, I didn't touch me... …I just point I just point I just point.”

Then he smoothly put his hand into Dianyu's underwear, and before his sweetheart was about to explode, he put a knuckle in his right hand: "You have something different here."

"...?" Dian Yu was confused.

Bian Mu stared intently into his eyes, and slowly said: "Xiao Yu, you have two holes, and you are a hermaphrodite."

"...you're talking nonsense!" Dian Yu subconsciously denied it. He was told that he still had a small hole just now after he lived such a big life, but this could not shake his self-awareness of being a man over the years. !? I am a man! It is clearly written on the ID card!"

Seeing that Dian Yu was so stubborn and refused to admit it, Bian Mu silently poked all the remaining knuckles in: "Then what is this?"

He pressed him, and even moved his index finger, trying to make Dianyu recognize the truth: "Admit it, Xiaoyu, you are intersex, a male and female monster, we are all monsters."

Dian Yu couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed Bian Mu's troublesome hand, and pulled it out from his underwear forcefully, ignoring the slight strange feeling that the finger gave him when he pulled it out.

Taking advantage of the other party's slack, Dian Yu instantly opened the distance between Bian Mu and quickly rolled out of bed. After standing still, he frowned and emphasized loudly: "I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man!" After finishing speaking, regardless of Bian Mu's reaction, he rushed out the door in a hurry.

When he left the bedroom, Dian Yu was rather at a loss. He leaned against the door panel, stared at the abstract painting on the opposite wall with a dazed expression, and kept silent with his lips pressed together.

Until the door opened with a bang, Dianyu's wandering mind was shaken back at once. He heard the sound of Yaya throwing off the high heels twice, and he also heard his sister's angry shout: "Dianyu! You Brat, you didn’t even go to class! It’s audacious to find someone to ask for leave for you, isn’t it! You just picked a time, haha! You bullied your sister and wouldn’t let me sleep, right! I’m so mad at you, you bastard!”

Dianyu was shocked in an instant, and he belatedly thought that he had to go to class today, and it was all because of that border shepherd!He...he's still in the room!