I want to marry my loser [football]

(230 three)

[Conditions of use: 1. As one of the top scorers with the fifth highest number of shots in La Liga history, you need to ensure that you score the most goals on the field.

2. As one of the top scorers with the most header shots in the history of La Liga, you need to ensure that your header goals are the most on the field.

3. Work hard and never give up.You will not miss any chance to score a goal, even if you have fallen to the ground, you must use all means to kick the football into the net.Yes, please complete a "gritty" shot.

4. Please kiss where the wedding ring is after each successful shot. 】

[Punishment for failure: For the next five games, the card draw system is prohibited.And please wear a ring on your ring finger until you draw a new character card next time and complete the conditions for use before taking it off.While wearing the ring, any successful shot must kiss the place where the ring is located. 】

[Reminder: Please note that this character card has a special skill "Unfailing Banner" in the overall range. After being equipped, our entire team will gain a morale boosting state and a boosting state. 】

This special reminder, which he had never seen before, first caught Jiang Fan's attention.After he read it, he went to analyze the conditions of use...

In fact, objectively speaking, it is not too difficult.

At least among all the cards that Jiang Fan has drawn, it is considered to be of medium difficulty - at least it is much better than [Zidane]'s character card...

The first condition is that the current score on the field is 1:1, that is to say, as long as he scores 2 goals, it can be completed, 15 goals in 2 minutes... If you are lucky, it is not impossible.

The second condition, in the absence of a header on the field, he shoots with a header out of the 2 goals... can also be considered.

The third condition...Since the example given is falling to the ground, it is difficult for him to find an opportunity to act, so it should be... okay?

As for the fourth condition...

It's not that hard to kiss where the wedding ring is...

It's just that in the eyes of other people, it may seem weird...

Moreover, Jiang Fan didn't know whether he should just kiss the place where the wedding ring is worn - the ring finger of the left hand, or should he designate the place where the person who wants to have the wedding ring wears the wedding ring?

If it's the former, he'll just kiss his fingers, but if it's the latter...

Most of the players in the first team are married, and the ones he is more familiar with are captain Ben Blair, Claude Sharp, and goalkeeper Thompson Jackson.

But... To kiss the goalkeeper's hand, do you have to take off his gloves first?

Forget it, let's talk about it later.If you don't have enough time, grab one nearby.

And this failure penalty...

Jiang Fan couldn't help but glanced at his ring finger.

... Compared to being bald, it seems less unacceptable.Just wearing a ring, at most people will mistakenly think that he is in a relationship - after all, he is at this age and it is impossible to get married - and it is not really asking him to pursue someone, it is just a little bit of morality, it doesn't matter at all.

Thinking of this, he cheered up.

(230 four)

The mentality has improved, and the special skill of [Raul Gonzalez] character card [Unfailing Banner] gave the whole team a boost. As soon as Jiang Fan came on the field, he was assisted by a long pass from the captain of the first team and Ben Blair. , he subconsciously and habitually ran wildly, but he was blocked in front of Sivella's penalty area and had to stop.

Lan Zhou's teammates quickly stepped forward to respond, but in front of the heavy wall of people, Jiang Fan suddenly saw an invisible line in his eyes——

He blinked, subconsciously kicking out.

The ball was clean and unimpeded, as smooth as a sharp knife cutting through butter, and rushed into Sivilla's goal.

At that moment, all the players blocking Jiang Fan and the goal seemed to be non-existent, and it seemed that everyone inadvertently made a straight and smooth path for that shot.

“2:1！2:1！格雷戈里在上场2分钟后，就轰开了西维拉的球门！！”

Seeing the teammates around excitedly rushing over, Jiang Fan himself was a little bit overwhelmed, but he turned his head and rushed towards Ben Blair.

Thinking that the little teammates came to him to celebrate, the eldest brother captain smiled and opened his arms, ready to give a hug.

As a result, Jiang Fan suddenly knelt down on one knee, held his left hand, and touched his ring finger with his head.

Ben Blair: "???"

Lanzhou teammates: "???"

Silvera player: "???"

All the fans: "???"

Narrator: "???"

Barney was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but joked: "Perhaps in order to show his gratitude to Blair for his assist, Gregory wanted to propose to him excitedly."

Melville: "????"

Sally: "????"

And looking at the fair face of the blond boy with a bright smile in front of him, Ben Blair was stunned for a moment, then he had an idea, raised his palm up, like a king's knight, and gently tapped Jiang Fan's shoulders with his palm as a sword Shoot, also showed a smile.

Barney immediately found the feeling, and said amusedly: "Aha! It seems that we have witnessed a ceremony where a rising star in Lanzhou swears allegiance to his predecessors."

Such a united and harmonious behavior and atmosphere naturally made Lanzhou fans even more excited.But it caused a burst of boos from Sivilla fans-what a show!If you want to do a show, go back and do it!If you insist on making such a shot after shooting, who is disgusting! ?Please hurry up and start the game without delaying the time, okay? !

(230 five)

It was fine and smooth.

Everything is under control.

Now it's only 1 ball away.

Jiang Fan thought to himself, if this ball can be a header at the same time, then the use condition [-] and use condition [-] can be completed together.

But... will God favor him like this?

Just when his mind was full of how to complete the task, with 9 minutes to go, Claude Sharp scored twice and scored another goal.

Jiang Fan:! ! ! !

Jiang Fan:? ! ? ! ? !

He looked in shock at the man running wildly around the stadium and greeted the cheers of the fans. He knew in his heart that he should celebrate for his teammates, but he couldn't help but want to beat the ground.

Brother! !Brother! !Life is already very difficult, can you not double his pressure...

It's over, he now has to score at least 2 more goals.

9 goals in 2 minutes! ! !is it possible? ! ? !

... Forget it, don't worry about it being impossible, just do it first.

But when Jiang Fan was trying to complete the task, his teammates seemed to be on the hook more than him—[The Banner That Never Falls] made them all extremely excited, and almost all of them played at the peak level .

And what is the scene of a player who is originally a player at the level of a world superstar and is in excellent condition?

...Basically, if Jiang Fan wants to touch the ball, he may have to grab it from his teammates...

Can he do such a thing! ?

What's more, with 3 minutes left before the end of the game, George Picasso's nerve knife started to exert force again. He-scored a header! !

Jiang Fan:! ! !

Jiang Fan: ...No, I feel that the world is against me.

He tried to make a final struggle in stoppage time, but the Civela club launched a more intense dying struggle, pulling the score to 4:2, without giving Jiang Fan the slightest chance.

Jiang Fan: ... just, very angry.

Seeing Lan Zhou's teammates cheering and celebrating after winning the victory, the blond boy looked so dazed.

Who am I, where am I, why do I feel like my mission failed because my teammates were so good...

But is it a bad thing for teammates to perform too well?Can he say that he feels cheated? !

Jiang Fan suddenly realized belatedly - the conditions for using this character card are simply a trap! !

If you bring a team boosting skill, the number of goals scored by your teammates will also increase, so the difficulty of keeping yourself the most goals is simply an exponential growth! !

This difficulty is not much lower than that of [Zidane] card!No wonder such a simple task of kissing the wedding ring was slipped into the mix! !

Good thing...

The punishment for mission failure... is not as unacceptable as the [Zidane] character card...

(230 six)

Jiang Fan reluctantly walked off the court with a smile. Seeing that he was not in high spirits, Anderson on the side of the court asked if he felt uncomfortable. He had no choice but to answer honestly, "...I don't think I'm doing well enough."

Anderson was so scared that when he went to the locker room to take a shower and change clothes, he quickly called Sally, "Gregory is not in a good mood. He scored a goal in less than 2 minutes, but he told me just now that he I feel that I am not doing well enough. He has too high demands on himself, and I am afraid that he will be under too much pressure. You should pay more attention to his emotions at home! Let him rest more!"

Sally was slightly taken aback, thinking, the 4:2 home derby in the same city is already a big victory, Jiang Fan is also responsible for this, no matter how you look at it, it is an excellent answer.If the full score is 100, why does he have a score of 95 or more, why does he feel like he just passed?

Is it because Aiden Green told him about the No. 7 jersey before that he is so strict with himself?

Thinking of this, Sally couldn't help feeling a little helpless.Even he, in his heyday, may not be able to guarantee a goal every time he plays.But every time Gregory played, he scored at least one goal. Didn't he understand the difference?

Could it be that because he has always scored twice and scored hat-tricks at every turn, he feels that it is normal to shoot 4 or 5 shots casually?So with only 1 shot, it's literally a poor performance?

This is really...

Although he was often called a genius when he was young, now, Sally smiled wryly and found that he was probably just a mortal in front of a genius like Gregory.

That blond boy, I'm afraid he has been in the sky for a long time, and he can't understand the world of mortals.

He was planning to have a good talk with him when he picked him up later, but on the way home, Jiang Fan looked out the window and suddenly said: "Sir, can we go to the jewelry store to buy something later? "

Sally was slightly taken aback, "Jewelry store? What do you want to buy?"

Jiang Fan showed a helpless smile.He sighed deeply, "I just... want to buy something."

Considering that his mood seemed to be very bad because of the game just now, Sally thought about it and thought it's better to cheer him up as much as possible.

Although he didn't know what he was going to the jewelry store for, but since he wanted to go...

Sally nodded, said the names of several famous brands, and asked Jiang Fan which one he planned to go to.

Jiang Fan knew almost nothing about this brand, so he simply replied: "The nearest one."

(230 seven)

After Jiang Fanna posted a few videos, there was finally a movement on the long-sloppy porn account that was fighting with Sally.His hundreds of thousands of fans rushed over excitedly to see his latest news, and suddenly saw this news:

Gregory Isidore: [Figure.jpg]

There is no text, just a picture.

I saw that the picture was taken on the co-pilot of a car.

The subject of the photo is the boy's outstretched left hand.

The skin on the back of his hand is smooth and firm, with distinct joints, and on his ring finger, he wears a plain ring ring.

——Because this is the cheapest.

After taking the photo, posting the picture, and announcing the penalty for failure.Jiang Fan put away the phone as if he had lost his soul, and fell on the back of the passenger seat.

I'm too difficult.

he thought.

作者有话要说：劳尔的绰号有很多，其中最出名的，大概就是指环王吧……不是所有失败惩罚都是剃头啦！！感谢在2019-11-2112:19:10~2019-11-2122:34:46期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Quinn, Jessica 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：温翎秀50瓶；Quinn14瓶；鹏鹏10瓶；不吃芹菜4瓶；舒卷与云齐、摸鱼1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!